S03.E15: For Better or Worse

[Persnickety1]

I am also looking forward to this good as gold wedding.  Will Scheana be sporting her gold hot pants and/or those gold platform shoes?  Will there be face painting to go with the candy?   And who will be injured?  Inquiring minds want to know.

 

 

 

That would be like 100 hugs from baby jeebus, wouldn't it?

 

I'm hoping she hops onto a table in bridal hot pants, snatches up a microphone, and starts performing her latest auto-tuned masterpiece.

 

And that chaos breaks out everywhere around her.

 

Like a typical VPR event, except even better.  

[chlban]

That would be like 100 hugs from baby jeebus, wouldn't it?

 

I'm hoping she hops onto a table in bridal hot pants, snatches up a microphone, and starts performing her latest auto-tuned masterpiece.

 

And that chaos breaks out everywhere around her.

 

Like a typical VPR event, except even better.  

I may be mistaken, but I seem to recall Sheana saying something like "I just have faith Kristen won't cause a scene at the wedding". I'll

have to rewatch to get the direct quote but I swear she said that because I responded to the TV (everyone does that, right?) Dream on you crazy bitch.

 

I mean, saying it out loud. 

 

I also recall her spouting some BS about paying for the wedding on a Waitress salary. Yeah, Scheana, we all believe that. Not a single one of us thinks you sold your wedding, along with your soul, to have BRAVO foot the bill. We also believe that neither Tom cheated, 

that Kristen is totally sane and not at all to blame for the scene at SUR last week and that Jax is not a disgusting pig. 

[psychoticstate]

That would be like 100 hugs from baby jeebus, wouldn't it?

 

I'm hoping she hops onto a table in bridal hot pants, snatches up a microphone, and starts performing her latest auto-tuned masterpiece.

 

And that chaos breaks out everywhere around her.

 

Like a typical VPR event, except even better.  

 

Amen, sister.  From your lips to Bravo's ears.

 

I want to know if the Chunky Sweater will be making an appearance.  If this is the kind of wedding where crop top bridal gowns, Airheads and Fun Dip are present, surely the Chunky Sweater is acceptable.  Will Schwartzie wear socks?  Will Muppet Baby DJ?  Will Kristen make a drunken toast about how FI is the fucking love of her life?  (Please, Baby Jesus!)  Will this then result in a fight that causes someone to go headfirst into the candy display (since there is no cake)?   

 

noticed on last weeks episode Schwartz said something to Katie about what a great friend she has been to Stassi and was "her shoulder to cry on."  I wondered then what that meant.

 

 

Crying because she jacked up an awesome deal with VPR?  Crying because no one remembered your birthday? Crying because there were no goat cheese balls at Sur? 

[OnceSane]

Scheana's wedding arrives, but the big day spirals into a nightmare. Meanwhile, James faces Kristen's obsession with Tom Sandoval, and the value of marriage is debated.

[Persnickety1]

Amen, sister.  From your lips to Bravo's ears.

 

I want to know if the Chunky Sweater will be making an appearance.  If this is the kind of wedding where crop top bridal gowns, Airheads and Fun Dip are present, surely the Chunky Sweater is acceptable.  Will Schwartzie wear socks?  Will Muppet Baby DJ?  Will Kristen make a drunken toast about how FI is the fucking love of her life?  (Please, Baby Jesus!)  Will this then result in a fight that causes someone to go headfirst into the candy display (since there is no cake)?   

 

 

Crying because she jacked up an awesome deal with VPR?  Crying because no one remembered your birthday? Crying because there were no goat cheese balls at Sur? 

 

 

I want to see Kristen tackle every single person in attendance to catch the bouquet.

[OnceSane]

Please, that is so 7 years ago. Bitch betta bring a taser!

[fliptopbox]

I think her little performance outfit was the point of the sort of blah 2 piece wedding dress. Easier to tear off so she can get the twerk on. I got you figured out now, Miss Scheana. I just hope for her sake it isn't the high waisted gold shorts from season 2 under there. She needs to let that trend die. Girl's got a cute body, but not for those awful shorts/crop tops she picks! Ariana could pull that look off...but not Scheana. Then there's Ariana and her harem pants. Just no. They all have questionable taste, in some form.

[Persnickety1]

I think her little performance outfit was the point of the sort of blah 2 piece wedding dress. Easier to tear off so she can get the twerk on. I got you figured out now, Miss Scheana. I just hope for her sake it isn't the high waisted gold shorts from season 2 under there. She needs to let that trend die. Girl's got a cute body, but not for those awful shorts/crop tops she picks! Ariana could pull that look off...but not Scheana. Then there's Ariana and her harem pants. Just no. They all have questionable taste, in some form.

 

Oh, see, I'm crossing my fingers for silver lame' high-waisted hot pants this time around.

 

And a performance just like this one, but on an outdoor table:

 

 

Bless her heart.  She's just so completely and utterly tone deaf.  

Edited February 4, 2015 by Persnickety1

[Granimal]

So Scheana had a 30k budget and ended up tripling it? 90k? When she already "spent" 30k on flowers we know the whole thing will be well over 90k. And I laughed out loud when she said she "got hurt" and had just settled a lawsuit so she had more money for the wedding. Scheana doesn't seem the type to get hurt and cause a big scene or anything so I'm sure this was on the up and up.

 

Scheana's probably my least favorite, and I find her dull so I'm not really looking forward to her wedding.

 

WTH was up with Tom telling James to "watch Kristen's behavior at the wedding"? I wonder if  they already planned something out. I mean watch Kristen's behavior period. Do they have something extreme planned for the wedding? I hope so.

 

ETA: When the guys met up to go the barber shop or hair salon or whatever FI Tom said, "Ariana used to get mad when people brought up marriage- but now she doesn't, I guess because she's with me." WTH does this mean?

Edited February 8, 2015 by Granimal

[The Mighty Peanut]

Kristen is my number one guilty pleasure but I felt bad when she casually dropped how she was going to drink four or five bottles of wine while James was at work. I don't think she was kidding. She needs serious help. I hate when the teevee makes me feel dirty.

Edited February 8, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut

[fliptopbox]

OOOOOOOOH there's a First Look on my DVR this morning. What a great gift!!!!

 

I call bullshit on that $30k wedding budget though, Scheana. Yawn. We all know Bravo's picking up the tab on this one, and always has been, but shhhhhhhhhhh - it's a secret!!! Now I'm just dying for Kristen to drink too much free booze, see FI Tom and Ariana doing something totally normal, (like dancing, or a little pda at the table.. you know) and then go all batshit crazypants on everyone. Makeup smeared, screaming, her ugly cry-face....the whole nine yards. Then she gets escorted out by whoever is appointed "security" for the event. And of course we all know she's going to fight viciously to catch that bouquet. Whoever said bring a taser....she really just might. Kristen's crazy is no joke.

 

I also liked the little 'bro-chat' FI and Muppet had regarding Kristen. Muppet has every reason to be suspicious of FI's motives, but considering he did date Cigarette Sally for 6yrs you'd think that Muppet would at least understand that FI knows how her mind works pretty damn well, and he could probably predict what's coming (at least at the wedding) with relative certainty. Hopefully Muppet does the right thing and cuts that shit off, cos even if Kristen is "crazy in bed" (barf) he is cute and he's just 22. He can do WAY better. Why be tied down to a nutcase like Kristen? Even more screen time on the show wouldn't be worth it to me, that girl is a toxic mess hellbent on ruining everything. I know we got a preview of them having a conversation about some texts she's been sending/receiving....but of course we have no idea yet the outcome of that one.

Edited February 8, 2015 by fliptopbox

[BogoGog24]

It wouldn't happen but wouldn't it be hilarious if Tom ditches Ariana at the wedding and he and Kristen run off into the sunset together? LOL In Kristen's mind that is the way it will go.

[OnceSane]

ETA: When the guys met up to go the barber shop or hair salon or whatever FI Tom said, "Ariana used to get mad when people brought up marriage- but now she doesn't, I guess because she's with me." WTH does this mean?

Maybe because she knows he's gay so it ain't happening? Or perhaps she assumes they will marry because she's smarter and prettier than Kristen. ;)

It wouldn't happen but wouldn't it be hilarious if Tom ditches Ariana at the wedding and he and Kristen run off into the sunset together? LOL In Kristen's mind that is the way it will go.

Kristen has already figured out which limo she will commandeer and the speech she'll give before leaving where she thanks all the little people and tells Ariana to suck it. And then steals both the bridal bouquet and a bottle of champagne. Deuces!

[BogoGog24]

She'll tell Ariana to fuck off and go suck a dick. LOL

[MrsRafaelBarba]

In my mind, Ariana will catch the bridal bouquet.

Kristen will slug her in the face and snatch it away.

Edited February 10, 2015 by MrsRafaelBarba

[panthergirl13]

Nothing exudes "class, elegance and pizzazz" like a shiny white jacket with the groom's name on the collar. Oh, FL Tom... you're a nutcase.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

What the hell was the singer wearing?

[ScoobieDoobs]

Wow, color me surprised!  Scheana's wedding was exceptionally beautiful -- er, and actually elegant.  Er, huh?  As odd as Scheana's dress looked alone in pics, she looked great in the setting in the desert.  Can't believe it, but this wedding is fuckin' perfect.

 

Schwartzie was wearing some kind of fucked up, curled up tie & he looks like a doofus.

 

Uh-oh, preview for next ep shows trouble comin' between Kristen & Muppet James.  Hee!

[fliptopbox]

Damn Scheana was a pain in the ass bridezilla. The reception is looking like it's gonna make her look even more annoying and demanding. Waaaaah they played the wrong songs.. It's your wedding and they're just songs. Relax and just have fun! The wedding itself was gorgeous too, she (and Bravo) did a very nice job. And even though she explained the crop top dress I still didn't really dig it. But whatever.

 

I am also super interested in James and his drunken ranting. Along with the rest of the trainwreck that the reception could devolve into. Also, was there a hint of a Schwartzie proposal? In that awful tie?

[panthergirl13]

The previews are amazing. This episode was pretty boring I thought, and predictable with the bridezilla stuff. I hated the dress (skanky) and thought it was really unflattering on her too.

 

Wait, the bargain wedding planner wasn't exceptional?? Quelle surprise! 

[fliptopbox]

Ooooh and next week we apparently have Kristen giving a drunken James an actual beatdown. Not that he doesn't (a little) deserve it, but she's the crazy bitch who's obsessed with her ex and his current girl. She's lucky James stuck around as long as he did.. And that (I guess) that he didn't haul off and hit her back.

 

Next Monday night is gonna be good. Weddings are pretty, but the real debauchery and entertainment is ALWAYS during the reception.

[ScoobieDoobs]

The Bridezilla stuff was way too forced.  I ignored that.  But man, that setting -- wowza!  And yeah, Scheana kept tugging up the top of her wedding thingie.  Not really classy-looking, eh?  But that's Scheana.

 

Jason/Jax just insisted on WWHL he's 35 -- "not 40, as everyone says".  I think he'll be 36 later this year.  And he says he is not bisexual.

 

So Kristen is gonna really slug Muppet James next ep.  Pow.  Wham.  Bam.  Skeery.

[Ubiquitous]

The wedding wasn't as exciting as I hoped, but the biggets shocker was how relatively elegant it was, save for that stupid crop top wedding dress she made by herself.

As soon as DJ Muppet Baby told FI Tom he's not a tattler, I knew he was going to tell Kristen all about it!

[HunterHunted]

The wedding was lovely. Scheana's dress was quite lovely despite its skankiness. I can't believe her aunt made it.

There are puddles with more depth than Jax. Of course he would think that Amal Amuddin isn't a catch.

Still didn't miss Stassi.

[bagger]

In what universe does Kristen have the balls to be offended/upset or whatever about FI "ambushing" James about her when she's not there to defend herself? Her level of crazy has to be scripted right? No way this woman is truly that delusional and not being held somewhere for some type of psychiatric evaluation?

 

I'm starting to think that Andy invited Stassi back for this season just to totally shade her on Lisa's behalf. I'm not complaining but it finally just dawned on me.

 

I can't help it I like Shay.

[The Mighty Peanut]

Well, I'm glad the royal wedding is over and hope they don't rush to a royal baby and royal baby shower with crop maternity tops and whatnot.

Did anyone feel like this was the Vengeance is Mine, Brandi hour courtesy of LVP? Every comp, every bonding moment with Scheana, every time Lisa said Scheana found her prince and it's a fairy tale blah blah blah...I heard a silent "unlike you, Brandi". Well played, Lisa Vanderpump-Todd-Fisher, well played.

Edited February 10, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut

[marcytv]

I'm starting to think that Andy invited Stassi back for this season just to totally shade her on Lisa's behalf. I'm not complaining but it finally just dawned on me.

When the episode ended and the preview immediately showed Stassi laughing about Scheana's wedding dress with the insufferable Kristina I literally groaned. Stassi has become so unnecessary this season. Please take Kristina with you when you go.

 

I agree, Scheana's wedding was surprisingly beautiful and classy. I like that Kristen threw in that dig at Pandora's wedding and that she knows Pandy (well, Lisa) paid a lot more for hers lol. 

 

I actually liked Scheana's dress but it was not a good look when she kept having to pull it up. The whole freaking out over the song intro was so Scheana. Can't wait to see more of her freaking out next week!

 

Oh, actually i don't know who is more insufferable- Kristina or Ariana? Ariana again with her "woe is me! Kristin is here to ruin my day! wah wah!" I actually understand her not wanting Kristin there but the way she complains about it is so annoying. Especially since it's Scheana's wedding day, no one cares about your plight Ariana. 

 

Were Kristin and Muppet Baby DJ fighting the whole day of the wedding? James was not sitting with her at the ceremony- actually was he even there? I missed the part where Kristin walked in but throughout the wedding she was definitely not sitting with James. Tensions were probably high for the wedding reception where they get into it.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Did anyone feel like this was the Vengeance is Mine, Brandi hour courtesy of LVP?

 

 

Oh, someone other than Scheana paid for this thing.  As if Scheana could afford a $90,000 (by her estimate) wedding?  Was the location mentioned?  It didn't look like the same-old, same-old boring hotel locale.  It was really quite stunning.

 

I can't help it I like Shay.

 

 

Just keep in mind, we've hardly heard him utter more than 10 words.  But he does constantly give Cigarette Sally the stinkeye.  So there is that.

 

FI at the men's beauty parlor -- oh my!

[meeeeech]

I like Shay too. I mean, he was so gracious while being presented with that abominable suit jacket by FI Tom. Classy guy.

 

The wedding was at Hummingbird Ranch in Santa Susana. It's gorgeous.

 

So 300 bottles of Vanderpump sangria for 310 guests? Good call Scheana Shay. 

 

Loved Katie and Carmen's dresses. 

[Teddybear]

Oh, someone other than Scheana paid for this thing.  As if Scheana could afford a $90,000 (by her estimate) wedding?  Was the location mentioned?  It didn't look like the same-old, same-old boring hotel locale.  It was really quite stunning.

I found an InTouch magazine article.  They mention it's just outside LA.  

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2711000/Scheana-Marie-dons-unique-two-piece-gown-wed-Michael-Shay-100k-extravaganza.html

 

And why did Kristen plop her butt down in the hair and makeup chair?  Was it the deal if she got the boudoir photos, she could get that done?  She was barely invited to the wedding!  

 

Oh hi Stacey the bartender from the Hills!  

Edited February 10, 2015 by Teddybear

[BogoGog24]

Jax said on WWHL that the wedding was at a polo club, don't remember if he said where though.

Scheana's gown obviously wasn't classic or traditional but I think it worked for her. Hopefully in 10 years she doesn't look back on it and regret wearing it. It really doesn't matter what anybody else thinks, she liked it and she looked gorgeous no matter what. It really did not look good though when she kept pulling it up over her boobs. I can't with the preview next week of Stassi and her servant making fun of her/it. What jealous losers.

Does Scheana know that weddings are notorious for things to go wrong? The higher your expectations, the more likely something is going to go wrong. I wouldn't be surprised if a producer gave that girl the cue to sing early just to cause drama. Or that they told the guys to get ready slower to freak Scheana out.

Next week... Oh boy.

[BogoGog24]

Oh yes, don't get me started on that hideous jacket Tom was so proud of. Dude has no style.

I also just couldn't with Ariana whining about the Kristen thing again. It's your best friend's wedding day and all you care about is your boyfriend's crazy ex? I understand her being nervous about being around her, but save it for another day. Scheana doesn't give a shit, she just needed someone to bring her wedding gift.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Making fun of Scheana's wedding dress next ep, Stassi?  Um, no, hun.  You're dressing like crap now & your statement necklaces suck, so you're absolutely in NO position to mock Scheana.  That's for us to do anyway.  Look, when you can fuckin' show off the ghost boyfriend, for shit's sake, then I might, just might listen to your crap.  Otherwise, get the fuck lost already.

[yourmomiseasy]

Does Scheana know that weddings are notorious for things to go wrong? The higher your expectations, the more likely something is going to go wrong. 

 

Especially when you have it planned out to to the second, as she seems to, and then go with a budget coordinator off of Instagram to manage your elaborate plans.

[bref]

Nice of Tom S. to dress up in a t-shirt for the rehearsal dinner.

 

I'm certain Amal Clooney will be devastated that Jax thinks she must be boring in bed. Could he be a bigger tool, seriously?

 

Scheana looked pretty but Botox at her age is ludicrous. Shay does seem like a really nice fellow. I wish them well I suppose :)

[ScoobieDoobs]

Did anyone notice that Shay's bowtie was really crooked?  Um, after FI was screwing with his hair for what seemed like decades, why the hell couldn't he at least notice Shay's bowtie was crooked?  And Scheana didn't notice it either?  Sheesh, are the chucklefucks self-absorbed much?  Ya think?

[runforcover]

Nice of Tom S. to dress up in a t-shirt for the rehearsal dinner.

 

I'm certain Amal Clooney will be devastated that Jax thinks she must be boring in bed. Could he be a bigger tool, seriously?

 

Scheana looked pretty but Botox at her age is ludicrous. Shay does seem like a really nice fellow. I wish them well I suppose :)

 

Last night, human rights lawyers everywhere took a serious blow

 

Meh, Scheem is in her 30's, no?  I'm around her age, too, and have it.  Like all of that shit, you start small, stay there and accept there's a ceiling.  So if you can't smile because of botox, you are overzealously injected.

 

But Schee-bag isn't exactly a paragon of taste.  All and all, she's unbearable.  And she's getting too comfortable in her vocal-fry and her self-applause is sort of tired.

 

Schmeeno, whatever she is, is still titillating enough that I will tune in to hate her.  

 

Obv, Bravo foot the wedding bill.  If not, Shay must really love Skeeva

 

Settlement?  Oh god, I hope that's real.  And I hope it's super-trashy and morally corrupt.  Anyone know more?

[Luckylondon]

I was not sure about Sandoval cheating in Miami. Schwartz did for sure whatever is the alleged city.

I wasn't sure until watching Jax answer the question on WWHL tonight. He seemed to have practiced the moves to give body language and words indicate truthfulness, but his microexpressions gave it all away. He said "I don't know. I wasn't there." Three times when probed. Rehearsed answer. After the statement he briefly looked down, then he looked like the cat who swallowed the canary-- a lot of effort put in to staying frozen, biting his cheeks not to say anything or open his mouth because the words might fall out. When Patti Stanger was like,"Dude, he totally did it, it is so obvious." Jax tried to say the girl might of just wanted TV attention while making "I don't know" shoulder shrugs. Patti was like, "whatever, he totally did it" and Jax gets a quick gleeful smile that he got away with lying but someone else told the truth.

It is so clear (to me)-- I can't trust his words, I have to watch his body when he says words.

Damn! I wanted Sandoval not to have cheated on Ariana.

[SuzWhat]

The barber in the purple t shirt and tattoos was foine! Can the boys go back every week?

[Ubiquitous]

Especially when you have it planned out to to the second, as she seems to, and then go with a budget coordinator off of Instagram to manage your elaborate plans.

INSTAGRAM? How the hell does that work? I guess Schemer knew NOT to get her planner from CraigsList!

 

That "classy" jacket FI gave Shay was "tres tackey". Oh, how I laughed at how proud FI T was about being able to flip the collar up and revealing Shay's name embroided on it!

[ghoulina]

Holy tackiness overload! I will be the first to admit I do not follow fashion, so maybe all of the choices I gave the sideeye at last night are very much in vogue right now, but damn...if that's the case, I'm GLAD I don't follow fashion. 

 

First we have malt liquor and manpris in the alley. Then Schwartz shows up to the rehearsal dinner and I wonder, "Does he seriously not have anything better to wear to a nice dinner than a white undershirt?" But then....in walks James with a blazer over his stretched out tank top...and it just gets worse. And Scheana's bridesmaid gifts??? Boobalicious wineglasses??? I've only ever been in one wedding, but we all received a nice, monogrammed makeup bag with a pair of earrings inside. I guess we all knew Scheana was never super classy.  Her dress? Enough said. 

 

I did like Shay's look, though. I said that before. But from the waist up, I really dug it. His pants seemed a little ill-fitting, though, and his shoes were crazy. But don't hate me, I actually think Shay is really cute! He hasn't seemed like such a sensitive pushover this season, so that probably helps. 

 

Kristen continues to be psycho. "Oh sure, I'll run by and get Shay's gift from your apartment....then yea, I'll just stay and get my hair and makeup done for free, even though I wasn't invited". Way to make everyone uncomfortable. I can't WAIT for she and James to split up next week. It looks like it's going to be awesome! 

 

So Jax is hating on George Clooney because he "settled" for a human rights lawyer, and apparently you'd have nothing to talk about with them? I guess if the discussion doesn't center around chunky sweaters, manscaping, workout supplements, or STDs, it won't hold Jax's attention. Oh, and they must be bad in bad too, according to Jax - who clearly knows what sets the standard for amazing sex, since he usually does with with falling down drunk crazy bitches in bathrooms. 

 

So Scheana is turning full Bridezilla at the end. Girl needs to take a chill pill. Maybe I'm just too relaxed about these things, but I would have just hauled my ass down the aisle once the girl started singing. I get it, your wedding is a special day. But there's no way on earth a production of that magnitude will go down without a single mistake. I think you just gotta roll with it. If you want to look back with fond memories, would you rather remember every detail going off without a hitch, but you were a stressed out mess? Or would you rather have a great time and be able to look back and laugh at some of the slip-ups? Yup. Scheana is a diva. With a $3,000 coordinator. From Instagram. So, a struggle diva. 

[ghoulina]

Were Kristin and Muppet Baby DJ fighting the whole day of the wedding? James was not sitting with her at the ceremony- actually was he even there? I missed the part where Kristin walked in but throughout the wedding she was definitely not sitting with James. Tensions were probably high for the wedding reception where they get into it.

 

I wondered about that as well. I'd need to rewatch, but it looked pretty packed when they got there, and I thought I heard Kristen say something about, "I guess I'll have to be the odd man out". Maybe they couldn't get a good seat together? But yea, the way things go down later, it seems like they already must have been fighting before the wedding. Doesn't Kristen head off to her car with some other dude? I know it's Kristen, but that doesn't just happen out of nowhere. My guess is that even though they discussed her texting with FI calmly on camera, he brought it up again later and was a bit more peeved about it. 

 

Just keep in mind, we've hardly heard him utter more than 10 words.

 

But that's kind of WHY I like him. He doesn't feel the constant need to preen for the cameras or try and put himself front and center, like the rest of these fame whores (and, of course, I'm thrilled we have SO many famewhores, because they are delicious!). He seems really chill, and like he's just doing this show for Scheana. 

[bagger]

 

 

Just keep in mind, we've hardly heard him utter more than 10 words.  But he does constantly give Cigarette Sally the stinkeye.  So there is that.

 

 

Considering the group he rolls with, him not uttering more than 10 words is a blessing.

[ryebread]

Schwartzie was wearing some kind of fucked up, curled up tie & he looks like a doofus.

 

I didn't even notice the tie.  I was blinded by his malt liquor promotion sunglasses. 

 

Did anyone feel like this was the Vengeance is Mine, Brandi hour courtesy of LVP? Every comp, every bonding moment with Scheana, every time Lisa said Scheana found her prince and it's a fairy tale blah blah blah...I heard a silent "unlike you, Brandi". Well played, Lisa Vanderpump-Todd-Fisher, well played.

 

Forever gone are the days when Brandi receives even a comped cocktail at SUR much less an SUV packed to the ceiling with free booze.

[mjstrick]

Maybe I was just half watching, but I could've sworn that when Kristen and James were arriving, he was badgering her about holding his hand.  So yeah, I think he walked in pissed off.  Add alcohol, and Voila!  Psycho angry boy.

[SFoster21]

I kinda liked Shay's jacket and the floppy tie that Katie's Tom wore. What can I say?

Lisa was wearing a great dress.

[supermum]

I made a very big mistake last night. I was dozing off when this episode came on so I was listening with eyes closed. Scheanas voice and overly dramatized inflections are not of this planet. I dare anybody to close your eyes and listen . You will lose a few brain cells and probably shave off a few years of your life

[Watermelon]

I almost liked Scheana's dress. I don't care that it's cropped top, my issue is the top and bottom didn't seem like they belonged to the same dress.

 

The other problem is, like with most wedding dresses, the top was sleeveless so she goes through endless hoisting of the boobs, when all her Aunt had to do was have straps on the dress.

[chlban]

Oh yes, don't get me started on that hideous jacket Tom was so proud of. Dude has no style.

I also just couldn't with Ariana whining about the Kristen thing again. It's your best friend's wedding day and all you care about is your boyfriend's crazy ex? I understand her being nervous about being around her, but save it for another day. Scheana doesn't give a shit, she just needed someone to bring her wedding gift.

This. Of all days to start pushing that victim crap. STFU bitch. I don't like Sheana but, presumably, you do. You are in her wedding and sleeping with her  the night before so, again. STFU. It's one day.

 

I always believed Tom cheated on her, but she will never  believe it. Girl is in denial.

 

Yes I thought the wedding itself was pretty and the bridesmaids dresses were actuallyy pretty nice and traditional but, sorry, I just can't with a crop top wedding dress. She spends all that BRAVO money but then has to remind everyone that she really is just tacky.

 

Next week looks epic, but they better not be teasing us again.

 

So Jax actually said Clooney's wife seems boring? That is fricken' hilarious. Poor, poor Amal, I guess she will just have to make do with George Clooney and will never have a chance with that greasy, bisexual Cro-Magnon with the brains  of a snail. Poor woman.

 

Speaking of Jax and the wardrobes, what was his girlfriend wearing? Was she in the wedding and forgot to stand up, or did Lisa Vanderpump just loan her one of her chiffon dresses. WTF?  I mean it was pretty enough, but overdressed much?  The bride couldn't even be bothered to wear a whole dress.   

 

Edited February 10, 2015 by chlban

[Duke2801]

Schwartzie was wearing some kind of fucked up, curled up tie & he looks like a doofus.

 

 

Yeah he looked .... bad.   Plus he looked all sweaty and twitchy and was constantly scratching his face in that scene where everybody is waiting for Scheanna to show up.  I think it's been speculated that maybe he's "on" something?  I would have to agree.  Plus, for a model, I feel like he has really bad posture.

 

However, if the preview for next week is to be believed, and a few of the blogs that I've read are true, maybe he was acting squirrely because he was nervous about what was coming up at the reception. 

 

Kristen continues to be psycho. "Oh sure, I'll run by and get Shay's gift from your apartment....then yea, I'll just stay and get my hair and makeup done for free, even though I wasn't invited". Way to make everyone uncomfortable. I can't WAIT for she and James to split up next week. It looks like it's going to be awesome!

 

 

Right??  I guess Scheanna couldn't say "no" to her getting her hair and makeup done after she had done her a huge favor, but STILL.  How inappropriate and awkward.  I, too, cannot wait for her 19th nervous breakdown of the season next week, although I'd be looking forward to it even MORE if I didn't know that they are still together.  Blah-cakes.  :(

 

I agree, Scheana's wedding was surprisingly beautiful and classy. I like that Kristen threw in that dig at Pandora's wedding and that she knows Pandy (well, Lisa) paid a lot more for hers lol.

 

It really was a gorgeous place to  have a wedding--very elegant and classy. I really thought the bridesmaid dresses were pretty too. In fact, I liked everything about the wedding....except HER dress.  It was ill-fitting and just all-around tacky.  I also didn't like her hair.  I wish she'd done an updo or at least a partial updo.  Oooh, and yeah, Shay's tacky white jacket.  But I put the blame squarely on FI Tom for that!   

 

Meh, Scheem is in her 30's, no?  I'm around her age, too, and have it.  Like all of that shit, you start small, stay there and accept there's a ceiling.  So if you can't smile because of botox, you are overzealously injected.

 

 

She's 29.