Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Doublemint]

Jeez - that commercial with the Oscar Myer hot dog and the kid with rays coming out of yer eyes - very disturbing.   Nick NOOOO you two are terrible - no more "music".  Try listening to a piece of music instead.  It's better that way.

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

So, will Martel kick her out of bed for leaving crumbs on the stove?

Absolutely. She's history.

[Pepper Mostly]

I could have been spared this, Matt Sharp. I did NOT need to see Rick and Ramona's Karaoke Showcase. And Rick, seriously? At long last, do you have no shame? 

[WaltersHair]

See, this is why you need to be full on drunk to do karaoke, because sober makes my ears bleed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And Rick, seriously? At long last, do you have no shame? 

That’s cute.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Jeez - that commercial with the Oscar Myer hot dog and the kid with rays coming out of yer eyes - very disturbing.   Nick NOOOO you two are terrible - no more "music".  Try listening to a piece of music instead.  It's better that way.

I know! Whenever I see it, I think "Mom, you're next."

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I could have been spared this, Matt Sharp. I did NOT need to see Rick and Ramona's Karaoke Showcase. And Rick, seriously? At long last, do you have no shame? 

Want to love this, but can only "like".   (LOVE IT).

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Despite the horrible singing, it's clear that Rick has way more fun with Ramona than he ever had with Raydean.

Right? D&D, Karaoke. They have fun together 

[Pepper Mostly]

Karaoke is very hot around here with the twenty somethings. My son goes at least twice a week, all his friends do. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I could have been spared this, Matt Sharp. I did NOT need to see Rick and Ramona's Karaoke Showcase. And Rick, seriously? At long last, do you have no shame? 

I think Rick and Ramona's Karaoke Showcase could be another possible spin off.  You know WE would watch it! 😂 

[Empress1]

Thank GOD Indie grew a brain and decided to go home.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Indie should be consulting her phony psychic. Or at least ask the Magic 8 Ball for some feedback.🎱

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh, I think KoKo knows what's up, Indie. She's more in tune with what's happening here than you are.

[Empress1]

Wait … are we doing black lip liner?

[Ladystardust]

I hope the remembers this before she introduces the next "Poppy Daddy" into her child's life.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Their lifetime spiritual marriage lasted less than 3 weeks!

[Gobi]

He was just spiritually cheating, guys.

[candall]

I'm getting ads with big gross gobs of dark brown earwax between all my funny bunkie comments.  What did I ever do to bring that on myself??

[goofygirl]

Praise the Lord!!! Indie's packing her shit!! Yolanda finally got her point across! Even Nokoa is happy to be leaving.

Harry's thinking INDIE is childish??? Dude!!  How OLD are YOU!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Right? D&D, Karaoke. They have fun together 

Why he can't find a woman on the outside who enjoys these things, and has a full complement of teeth, is a mystery. 

[Empress1]

Harry’s eyes are really red.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Harry can’t wait to party at the local club now that Indie is hitting the road.

[For Cereals]

Does anyone think Indie misspelled Nokia on the birth certificate? 

[Pepper Mostly]

"What do I have to do, get you pregnant?"

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

No music they play can make me feel sad about Indie leaving. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Praise the Lord!!! Indie's packing her shit!! Yolanda finally got her point across! Even Nokoa is happy to be leaving.

Harry's thinking INDIE is childish??? Dude!!  How OLD are YOU!!

Harry is 5 years younger than Indie and he’s been locked up his whole adult life, I think. It really shows.

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least Indie will be able to say she has a tiny bit of self respect.

[LEILANI2]

Indie with her spiritual marriage bullshit is just dumb.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, has the psychic been consulted? 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"What do I have to do, get you pregnant?"

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck? 

Well, to be fair, pregnancy does solve all relationship problems.

[hookedontv]

A home confinement party. 
 

That's a new one. 

[OoogleEyes]

"Mommy, why are you crying?"

This child knows. He is not worth it 

[Ladystardust]

The sister is probably thinking, "Thank God." How long was she planning on living there??

[WaltersHair]

Throwing the spiritual gold away. Girl, go hock that thing immediately.

[Pepper Mostly]

Theresa looks like a 65 year old man. 

[hookedontv]

T-Lay. 
I can’t even. 

[Ladystardust]

A "Home Confinement Party" 😂

[Auntie Anxiety]

T-Lay? Is that some sort of play on Lay’s Potato Chips?

[For Cereals]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

I'm getting ads with big gross gobs of dark brown earwax between all my funny bunkie comments.  What did I ever do to bring that on myself??

I saw an ad with a Bob Ross toaster.  Now I want one.

[Gobi]

Just now, hookedontv said:

T-Lay. 
I can’t even. 

You should meet her brother, Freetoe.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

The sister is probably thinking, "Thank God." How long was she planning on living there??

You KNOW she was. She was more generous than many people would have been.

[kacesq]

Does Martel ever completely open his eyes?

and this chick with her persuasion nonsense....please.

[candall]

And Martel STILL feels like he's "the catch."

[Floatingbison]

Just now, For Cereals said:

I saw an ad with a Bob Ross toaster.  Now I want one.

Burnt toast is a happy little accident.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Does Martel ever completely open his eyes?

and this chick with her persuasion nonsense....please.

Martel is always, and perpetually, BAKED.

 

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

T-Lay? Is that some sort of play on Lay’s Potato Chips?

New contest flavor: Tamale flavored Lays

[Ladystardust]

I want a shirt that says "cookies" all over it.

[OoogleEyes]

Sweet baby cheeses.

Dammit, girl. The next time I hear of you, was because you R.U.N.N.O.F.T

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Theresa looks like a 65 year old man. 

I was genuinely confused. I think she has a goatee.

[kacesq]

God-fearing people...I just can’t. I hate People who throw Jesus and God around while acting in immoral ways...