90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

2 hours ago, firefly said:

Just popping in to say hi. I am behind on the show. My husband literally coded in the ER 10 days ago and is in the hospital on a heart pump,in heart failure.He is being evaluated for a heart transplant. I hope to come back and join you all again when life calms down.

I'll be thinking of both of you.   A friend's husband had a heart transplant just over 8 years ago, and it's miraculous what they can do for heart issues.   The transplant centers have the best medical staff in the world, and I know he'sin good hands.           
 

Jenny I hope that your husband gets a heart soon. When my daughter died, the one thing that held us all together was knowing that someone was going to get her heart. It is an amazing process and I have been fortunate to meet the recipient, hug her and hear my daughter’s heart beat inside another.  I’m not sure how old your husband is, but my Sarah’s recipient was 59 and still lives on after twelve years. I’m keeping you close in my heart and in my thoughts. May he be well soon.

So sorry to hear this! I have your husband in my prayers. Sending love and hugs to you. ❤️

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

Two things I didn't expect last night:

Jasmine forgiving Gino

Mahogany actually showing up

otherwise, it was a totally predictable snooze which was a big letdown after a two week hiatus. 

Was hoping Mahogany didn’t show up because Ben deserves to be stood up.

[Trackdawg]

15 hours ago, hookedontv said:

@Trackdawg would you consider changing your name to Trackdawgshit?

(asking for Mike and Ximena…)

Ask and ye shall receive...

[but "Shit" was already taken]

[Mrs. Hanson]

14 hours ago, OoogleEyes said:

That truly is the best way to spend Sunday night. 

💕💕  yinz all forever 

I love Evil Lives Here, but some I have to stop watching.  And now I know you are from Pennsylvania!

X, you have kids in the house and you came home at nine am?  And you are hungover?  Those kids will be illiterate, socially odd and mocked.

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

X, you have kids in the house and you came home at nine am? 

I guess her sister, father and step-mother all live there? 

[Emmeline]

On 2/20/2022 at 7:39 PM, JennyMominFL said:

Just popping in to say hi. I am behind on the show. My husband literally coded in the ER 10 days ago and is in the hospital on a heart pump,in heart failure.He is being evaluated for a heart transplant. I hope to come back and join you all again when life calms down.

Oh my gosh, I am so sorry.  I will be keeping you and your family in my thoughts and prayers. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I am just watching now but Mahogany sounds….American. Her English is too…clean? The inflection is very reflective of a native English speaker. I could be wrong here.

Gino seems to think this is all hilarious. I did laugh when Gino whipped out another hat when she threw his away. He thinks she is a joke, his self satisfied smirk says it all. She is no prize but she should  have never forgiven him.

by liking her space does Ximena mean partying all night with other men and leaving her kids for her dad and sister to watch?  Now we see the real Ximena. Money from a loan shark to get boobies…not feed her children. Class act. 

I am so sorry @JennyMominFL. Sending positive thoughts and energy your way.

Edited February 23, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[CrazyInAlabama]

On 2/21/2022 at 2:34 PM, magemaud said:

I guess her sister, father and step-mother all live there? 

Yes, when Mike went there to get engaged, Ximena introduced him to her family, and claims that the relatives are just living there temporarily.   However, my guess is 'temporarily' is a lie, and it's everyone living on Mike's money.   

Isn't there a legal way for Ximena to bring the boys with her when she comes on a K-1?   The boys come on a K-2.  

Edited February 23, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

7 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am just watching now but Mahogany sounds….American. Her English is too…clean? The inflection is very reflective of a native English speaker. I could be wrong here.

Maybe, like Armando, she grew up watching American TV shows and learned her accent from there?

[Trackdawg]

On 2/20/2022 at 4:08 PM, OoogleEyes said:

You're not alone 'Dawg! Con-people (and their victims) fascinate me.

Do you have HBO? Generation Hustle was really good, like American Greed,  but in HD, with crazier, victim-narrated stories...and without Stacy Keach's 200db screaming.

Spoiler

I swear, there's an episode where a teenage kid gets rich -- teaching his fans how to scam -- using his terrible hip-hop songs. Fucking batshit cray.

 

[magemaud]

11 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Isn't there a legal way for Ximena to bring the boys with her when she comes on a K-1? 

IIRC, Mike said something about them planning to get married in Colombia, so then wouldn't she come on a Spousal Visa? Even if the boys had to come later, I don't get the impression that Ximena would be heartbroken to leave them behind. 

Edited February 23, 2022 by magemaud

[CrazyInAlabama]

Maybe Mike has that for a plan, but I'm hoping he consulted an experienced immigration attorney about the best way to apply, and get the kids here.   I don't think applying after marrying in Colombia will be the best way forward.    

Edited February 24, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Auntie Anxiety]

On 2/23/2022 at 4:00 PM, CrazyInAlabama said:

Maybe Mike has that for a plan, but I'm hoping he consulted an experienced immigration attorney about the best way to apply, and get the kids here.   I don't think applying after marrying in Colombia will be the best way forward.    

From the looks of things, I think it’s a moot point.

[greekmom]

5 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

From the looks of things, I think it’s a moot point.

I'm hoping that Ximena gets penalized for breaking her NDA.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Before I start live chatting tonight, you’re going to need to pay for my tummy tuck and boob job.

[greekmom]

Evening folks. Cue in 80s style after sex music and no afterglow on Kim

[Gobi]

🎶I once had a girl

Or should I say, she catfished me

Showed me her Air BnB

Isn't it good, Mahogany wood🎵

[greekmom]

Not a fan of Mike or his line of questioning but seriously, your fiancé rolls into town, he wants to go home (probably tired from jet lag and spend time with you) and you send him home in a taxi and party till 9 am.

Wonder who was watching the kids. Good mother my ass.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, with his little bird chest, wearing a black wife beater. All I can do is laugh.

[Trackdawg]

[Straycat80]

Good evening everyone. Ready to snark. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Hallo, my fellow peeps! Time to get the show started! It's gonna get hot in herre, so take off all your clothes!

[TazDevil]

What up Peeps!!

Getting my eye bleach ready for the scenes of Kimbelly's post-coital recap 🤢🤮

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, amigos y amigas! I have a fresh supply of ball caps handy and my sexiest "Granny is a Freak in the Sheets" nightie on. Ready for some yammy yammy or at the very least, some skeevy perv ass kicking. 

[Armchair Critic]

I see 'Inventing Anna' mentioned above, I watched that this week and enjoyed it. I had read the articles years ago and was interested in the case.

I am upgrading my internet March 1 so hopefully that will help with my streaming so I won't run into problems like last week when I tried to watch the show.

Hope everyone is doing well and ready to snark.

[Bees52]

Good evening peeps! Tonight's snark from me will be accompanied by the in-flight movie, "Adventures in Babysitting." And hopefully the kid I'm babysitting, (my little cousin) won't try to swipe the remote from me to watch cartoons.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Evening folks. Cue in 80s style after sex music and no afterglow on Kim

[Eldemarge]

Finally! I've had a week.  Had to work all weekend.  Miss my son who just left for the military.  I feel sad.  I have this dumb cat on my bed who always looks dirty and refuses to let me brush him.  But he is my company tonight.  

Ready for some trash!   And I guess we have to hear about how Kim had sex??  Gross, please no.

[Frozendiva]

Hi ho everyone!

[Floatingbison]

It's a snark

house

mighty mighty, lettin it all snark out

[Auntie Anxiety]

Every week, I have the same question: Can Kim be even more cringe than the week before?

[Emmeline]

Ugh, I find Ximena grotesque.   She has plenty of money for her tattoos, maybe she could have that mole on her face removed.  How does she intend to pay the loan shark back for the boob job?  Wise up Mike and get the hell out of there.

[Hotel Snarker]

By the way, for my peeps distracted by the tumult in Ukraine, everything's gonna be alright. We will soothe you with some lovely, witty, and hopefully funny snark.

[OoogleEyes]

Hiya Poun...er...Bunk..... er - wait. What garbage are we watching tonight?

[ExMathMajor]

Howdy fellow snarkers and snarkettes...not sure if I'm going to last the entire episode but I'll give it a shot!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Finally! I've had a week.  Had to work all weekend.  Miss my son who just left for the military.  I feel sad.  I have this dumb cat on my bed who always looks dirty and refuses to let me brush him.  But he is my company tonight.  

Ready for some trash!   And I guess we have to hear about how Kim had sex??  Gross, please no.

Big hugs, my son is only up in Michigan but it’s so hard

 

[Grifter Lives]

I've missed a few weeks, so I may be quiet, but I'm glad to be back in our live thread tonight.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Mike, with his little bird chest, wearing a black wife beater. All I can do is laugh.

 

Ximena must have given him that rosary he’s wearing like a necklace. He's probably clueless what it is since he’s Jewish! 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I see 'Inventing Anna' mentioned above, I watched that this week and enjoyed it. I had read the articles years ago and was interested in the case.

I am upgrading my internet March 1 so hopefully that will help with my streaming so I won't run into problems like last week when I tried to watch the show.

Hope everyone is doing well and ready to snark.

Hey, this just reminds me I just finished watching an episode of Inventing Anna earlier today and it was fab!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Finally! I've had a week.  Had to work all weekend.  Miss my son who just left for the military.  I feel sad.  I have this dumb cat on my bed who always looks dirty and refuses to let me brush him.  But he is my company tonight.  

Ready for some trash!   And I guess we have to hear about how Kim had sex??  Gross, please no.

You’ve come to the right place. 

[Frozendiva]

Anyone tried the new Coke Starlight soft drink? It is now in Canada.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Ugh, I find Ximena grotesque.   She has plenty of money for her tattoos, maybe she could have that mole on her face removed.  How does she intend to pay the loan shark back for the boob job?  Wise up Mike and get the hell out of there.

Caming? Only Fans?  Unfiltrd ? (i learned about that one today)

[TMI]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Ugh, I find Ximena grotesque.   She has plenty of money for her tattoos, maybe she could have that mole on her face removed.  How does she intend to pay the loan shark back for the boob job?  

From all her "modeling" work!

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m only here to hate watch wonky eye for the godly guy

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Every week, I have the same question: Can Kim be even more cringe than the week before?

Come on! You know a statement like that is catnip to the crackerjack Sharp writing team! Consider the gauntlet hurled. 

[mmecorday]

Hello, all! I have been looking forward to this all week!

[Doublemint]

Ready for the 90 Day snarkfest!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, the music is like a 80’s sitcom.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, magemaud said:

Ximena must have given him that rosary he’s wearing like a necklace.

Maybe he was a big Madonna fan when she was in that stage of wearing rosaries. 🤣

[Frozendiva]

I can't handle Kimbaaaaaly's chortling.

[Mr. Miner]

God! I want to punch the wonky eyed ginger in the face. 👊🏻