90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[LennieBriscoe]

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Jasmine doesn't  want anyone to see her nekkid "Before" pix! And now she's possibly  thrown away her "After" possibilities! 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Gino's yammy yammy is probably tiny

Props to him if he can get it up no matter the size.  

[Eldemarge]

I'm trying to figure out what Gino thinks that random patch of hair back there is doing for him.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

Based on what Kayak's reporting right now, Ella bought one (1) coach seat.

This is why I love you guys sooo maaaach!

[hookedontv]

Gino’s hat is now resting next to the toothbrush on the ground outside. They are talking about how grateful they are to be out of that shitshow of a relationship. 

Hat and brush are bonded now. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Gino's yammy yammy is probably tiny

According to Urban Dictionary, yammy is slang for vagina. Why does Usman keep talking about his? 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

off topic, but it appears we may owe The Williams an apology.  While looking at a map of London for work, I found this:  The London City Airport.  it's a real thing
 

London City Airport (IATA: LCY, ICAO: EGLC) is an international airport in London, England. It is located in the Royal Docks in the London Borough of Newham, approximately 6 miles (9.7 km) east of the City of London and 3 miles (4.8 km) east of Canary Wharf.

I know that airport lol

[Doublemint]

Are we finished with Jasmine?  She can't slash his tires - his car isn't there.

[emergency ring]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

This has to be your new avi 

i would but i want a matching name with it 

i cant change my name at the moment since ive change it in the past 30 days : (((

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, rideashire said:

I saw Gino pull out another hat from the bag and had to RUN here because I am wheezing ya'll. I have never actually made an audible snort of laughter at this show before today.

How many does he have? Is there a hat stashed in every corner? I must know!

he probably buys them at Costco in bags of five, like underwear.

[Mr. Miner]

Bageyes isn’t getting any D after that phone call.

[hookedontv]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Gino's yammy yammy is probably tiny

Unlike Usman’s fist sized manhood. 
(I feel like Ellie uses the word manhood. I think she must read those erotic novels.) 

[Suzywriter]

I'm having a major eczema flare right now, from forehead down to shoulders. That Dupixent commercial is really looking good to me right now. 

The Estroven commercial made me guffaw aloud, yelling "yes, yes, exactly!" at the tv. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

To Kimbelly, having Usman FaceTime with her son is like going to meet your potential girlfriend’s parents for the first time.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

"your tiny dick" 🤣🤣

heeeheeee, this just cracked me up so much....

[Gobi]

"1,000lb Friends." For those in need of an emetic.

Edited February 21, 2022 by Gobi

[CrazyInAlabama]

24 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Just popping in to say hi. I am behind on the show. My husband literally coded in the ER 10 days ago and is in the hospital on a heart pump,in heart failure.He is being evaluated for a heart transplant. I hope to come back and join you all again when life calms down.

I'll be thinking of both of you.   A friend's husband had a heart transplant just over 8 years ago, and it's miraculous what they can do for heart issues.   The transplant centers have the best medical staff in the world, and I know he's in good hands.           

[Tuneful]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

This has to be your new avi 

The man is not so bad looking, especially from the side. We've seen a lot worse Hobbits on here. He should shave the fuzz all off and rock it, Kojak, baby. 

[Wollstonecraft]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Kimbally's son is smokin'!

 

Must have got his looks from dad because shes ugly AF.

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, Wollstonecraft said:

Jamalee, your mother is a big ho. 

 

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, rideashire said:

I saw Gino pull out another hat from the bag and had to RUN here because I am wheezing ya'll. I have never actually made an audible snort of laughter at this show before today.

How many does he have? Is there a hat stashed in every corner? I must know!

GIno has his regular hat, his emergency hat, the emergency hat for the first emergency hat, then the back up to the back up should the others fail.

My question is what was Jasmine looking at when she was screaming at Gino, she was looking up at the ceiling, it was odd.

[Mr. Miner]

Derricos can kiss my ass!

[TazDevil]

Who schedules sex like this???

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm trying to figure out what Gino thinks that random patch of hair back there is doing for him.

Makes people think he has hair with his hat on. 

[Tuneful]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I'm having a major eczema flare right now, from forehead down to shoulders. 

The Estroven commercial made me guffaw aloud, yelling "yes, yes, exactly!" at the tv. 

I can relate on both counts. I went through a nightmarish chapter for 2 months last fall, hives and eczema night and day, until I finally identified and tossed the cosmetic that was setting it off. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, rideashire said:

 

How many does he have? Is there a hat stashed in every corner? I must know!

He's like me with my reading glasses 

[Gobi]

"Hi Jamal! I'm going to fuck your mom tonight, wish me luck!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly, after your night of unsatisfying sex with Usman, he is going to go into the witness protection program so you can’t stalk him.

[CSunshine76]

Nothing like the “please talk to my son before we have sex” conversation! WTF

[mmecorday]

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off topic, but it appears we may owe The Williams an apology.  While looking at a map of London for work, I found this:  The London City Airport.  it's a real thing
 

London City Airport (IATA: LCY, ICAO: EGLC) is an international airport in London, England. It is located in the Royal Docks in the London Borough of Newham, approximately 6 miles (9.7 km) east of the City of London and 3 miles (4.8 km) east of Canary Wharf.

He's still Nigerian, baby.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Derricos can kiss my ass!

I wish they’d stop rewarding people for having litters of children 

[greekmom]

I have to admit. My boyfriend has not met my kids (teens) officially yet and we have been going strong for almost 8 years.

It was planned 2 years ago but fucking covid.

Seriously.

Whats the point?

[Floatingbison]

Just now, hookedontv said:

Unlike Usman’s fist sized manhood. 
(I feel like Ellie uses the word manhood. I think she must read those erotic novels.) 

The sight of his enormous manhood caused her bodice to expand and silently fall to the floor.  "I have ne'er seen such a wonderful yammy yammy" she whispered.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why is she insisting he talk to her son? It's weird!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

My question is what was Jasmine looking at when she was screaming at Gino, she was looking up at the ceiling, it was odd.

That's where they put the cue cards.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kim: "I don't usually talk to my son about my dating life. But tonight I'm going to tell him that we are doing the old mattress tango as soon as we hang up!"

 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I'm having a major eczema flare right now,

OMG, me too.  My lower back and arms...I usually get a magic shot from the dermatologist every six months, I will be calling her tomorrow.

[OneGuy]

Usman: "It's not all about the beauty . . ."  HAHAHA

Edited February 21, 2022 by OneGuy

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

The sight of his enormous manhood caused her bodice to expand and silently fall to the floor.  "I have ne'er seen such a wonderful yammy yammy" she whispered.

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[ExMathMajor]

I cannot imagine what's going on in Kimbally's mind that makes her think this is okay.

[MagicEyes]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Kimbally's son is smokin'!

 

Is he adopted?

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Hi Jamal! I'm going to fuck your mom tonight, wish me luck!"

^^^ Dead. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Jamal, the folks at Primetimer would like you to know that Usman is trying to escape your mother’s crazy, overly intense sexual advances.

[mmecorday]

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The sight of his enormous manhood caused her bodice to expand and silently fall to the floor.  "I have ne'er seen such a wonderful yammy yammy" she whispered.

An excerpt from E.L. James' new erotic fiction, "50 Shades of Sojaboy."

[greekmom]

I wonder what Jamal's thoughts are on Kimberly's MJ obsession.

[goofygirl]

"Here we are" says Usman to Kimbaaaaaaaaaaly's son...  

Goofygirl:  Your mother is MAKING me have sex with her tonight so I can continue my career as a really fabulous rapper in AMERICA.

 

So... I guess he's gonna hold his nose and go for it.  I do have to say, with absolutely NO SNARK.... Tanzania looks BEAUTIFUL!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

The sight of his enormous manhood caused her bodice to expand and silently fall to the floor.  "I have ne'er seen such a wonderful yammy yammy" she whispered.

Dead. Expired. Deceased. 

[Angry Moldovan]

I wouldn’t say no to her son.

[Doublemint]

Jamal has nailed it - "she's more like an assistant".   And she said, "tell him I'm pretty".  I hope this fails big time.

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Derricos can kiss my ass!

they can kiss my ass sideways.

Hate that show....thoughtless breeders.