90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Toodleoo]

Wait what? He’s 52?

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Man. I wish I had a bod I could pour into a bodysuit like that.

That didn't stop Angela 🤢

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine should just put a chip in Gino and check on him with GPS.

[tvrox]

My Christmas tip to you: At home COVID tests are the new toilet paper. Selling out as soon as they are on the shelves. If you see it, buy it! 

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

That didn't stop Angela 🤢

Lord. Fair point 🥸

[Doublemint]

Missed 5 minutes - but reporting for snark duty!

[OneGuy]

Lying about his age by 8 years is considerable.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Gino will let you do whatever you want to him.

She has him pegged.

[Straycat80]

I don’t think she needs to worry about anyone cheating with Gino because…he’s Gino, look at him. 

[Hotel Snarker]

“Maybe he’s lying about SOMEthing.”

[hookedontv]

Always a good sign when your friend calls you a psycho. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Yes. She doesn’t have custody of either of her children. But at least she already has her giant fake boobs.

Oh, they are tiny compared to the endless surgeries we are going to be subjected too

[brillia79]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Um..where does one find clothes like that? Kohl’s?

the baby talk is going to drive me to drink.

cough Fashion Nova cough

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caleb wore his hair down for the occasion.

[Trackdawg]

6 minutes ago, tvrox said:

I'm a Latina, but I'm attainable! LOL. Men, you listening? 

[kacesq]

OMG...his hair is awful! And I’m a lady who lived and loved thru the 80s...I love long hair on a guy but this? This is bad.

[endure]

5 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Anyone getting Larissa vibes from Jasmine?

 

I just saw this after I said the same thing, especially re the kids.

[sainte-chapelle]

Here comes fuck boi Caleb

[OneGuy]

Here comes a philosophy primer.

[Toodleoo]

Oh this is going to go swimmingly.

[greekmom]

I wonder if Caleb's parents are Mormon

[TazDevil]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Lying about his age by 8 years is considerable.

Yeah, when I did online dating (long, long time ago...) if a guy would put in a lie as simple as that then that's a huge red flag.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Nice hotel room. Sharp finally showing us some nice parts of the foreign countries?

Well, Panama is technically the US, right?

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

So is she espicy or fiery?

I don't know but that maniacal laugh is going to drive me right around the bend. 

Just now, tvrox said:

My Christmas tip to you: At home COVID tests are the new toilet paper. Selling out as soon as they are on the shelves. If you see it, buy it! 

My city is really ramping up walk in free testing for residents, thank goodness. I tried to buy a test online a month or two ago and it was a complete fail. 

[tvrox]

This guy looks much better when his hair is up in a bun or he's wearing a beanie. His hair is too greasy. 

[Armchair Critic]

I see Jasmine is very modest 🙄 

Hope she doesn't break her arm patting herself on the back about how great she is.

 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

My Christmas tip to you: At home COVID tests are the new toilet paper. Selling out as soon as they are on the shelves. If you see it, buy it! 

Major lineups here to get one. Free. Only one per person. Some folks want 5-9.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

OMG...his hair is awful! And I’m a lady who lived and loved thru the 80s...I love long hair on a guy but this? This is bad.

He is giving me Georgi vibes

[mmecorday]

Caleb's father looks like Santa Claus on vacation.

[GrammyPammy]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

 

They're using Carmen as the music....

 

Yes, because Panama and Spain are exactly the same place🙄

i am not liking Jasmine. It bothers me that neither of her children live with her and also that they split up brothers. She seems very shallow and superficial, and it sounds  like she hates men. 

 

[Toodleoo]

Heyyyyy it’s Red Flaggio! Like Fabio, only marginally worse.

[Eldemarge]

Get a haircut, hippie.

[Straycat80]

Caleb hair is greasy, put it back up in a man bun dude.

[tvrox]

He's known her since they were 13, and his parents have never heard of her? 

[charmed1]

Oh ew! I didn’t realize this one has Georgi hair.

[endure]

How tall is she really?  Geez Ma?

Edited December 20, 2021 by endure

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh shit, Caleb's another Steven?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caleb’s parents are biting their tongues. I can see the blood dripping.

[Trackdawg]

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

the baby talk is going to drive me to drink.

[magemaud]

Is Caleb’s dad David Crosby? 

[TazDevil]

Yeah, that long hair is not a good look on him...

[Pepper Mostly]

Dad Caleb: That's not on the list of countries you said you wanted to visit. You know, the one you typed up and submitted to me and your mother for our approval. I'm afraid we'll need to bring this to upper management for further action.

Edited December 20, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[hookedontv]

What does it matter if Alina is a little person when Father Caleb is practically albino? 
We are all different, people! 

[mmecorday]

Caleb looks like he's about to turn into a wolf with that long hair.

Edited December 20, 2021 by mmecorday

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Major lineups here to get one. Free. Only one per person. Some folks want 5-9.

Oof. I had bought several a couple of months ago for pre-Thanksgiving testing but still have some left for pre-Christmas testing. At this point I figure it’s a “when” I catch it, not an “if.”

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, this guy.... No wonder his parents do not appear all that shocked. "Christians". Let's see if they walk the walk

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, tvrox said:

He's known her since they were 13, and his parents have never heard of her? 

My thought exactly. Was he sneaking behind their backs?

Also...hey, everybody!

[endure]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Caleb's father looks like Santa Claus on vacation.

OMG too funny...

like Margaritaville Santa 🏖

[Hotel Snarker]

Why are these parents so confused about what a little person is? Have they not watched Little People, Big World on TLC?

[Mr. Miner]

If we marry, I’ll have free WIFI.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Is Caleb’s dad David Crosby? 

Kody Brown, the later years.