90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh no, Memphis, please don't twerk until you've bought it.

[Doublemint]

Yuck - do they throw it out after she tries it on?   Who would shop there with those nasty tried on things.

[ExMathMajor]

Memphis from Muskegon, Michigan has been on my screen for 2 minutes and I'm seriously questioning my life choices right now.

Y'all...I don't know if I can hang...

[Suzywriter]

Is Memphis' friend based on the cross-dressing character from Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist?

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t know about you guys but I love flashing my boobs to my friends 

[mmecorday]

She is showing so mach cleavage.

[charmed1]

Yes! I’m so glad we get a Tunisian love rat this season.

[kacesq]

Memphis is an idiot, the love of her life texts her in the morning! Wow! What a high standard.

 

[Eldemarge]

Has a Master's.  

"Volumptuous."    

[Floatingbison]

9 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

A saviour complex, gross!

Capt. Save-A-Ho syndrome.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis is a terrific role model for her daughter. Master’s degree, nurse practitioner, trolling the inter webs for a soulmate, having sexy time with a man she never actually met. Yep.

[hookedontv]

Did Memphis just say “voluMtuous?”

Edited December 13, 2021 by hookedontv

[Toodleoo]

“Finally, someone cares for me as much as I care for them!”

Yo, you have kids, lady

[CrazyInAlabama]

I don't know who is more delusional, Kim with Usman, or Memphis.   By the way, I would like to hurt whoever decided Memphis trying on lingerie .   Muskegon, Michigan?   Memphis' friends are so trashy.     Memphis is doing this with two kids in her home?    She's now risking everything for a piece of ass.     At least she has a good income (Nurse Practitioner or Physician's Assistant can really make good money), but she's going to waste it on a Hamza, her Tunisian Love Rat?     And she's filming her shower for the Love Rat, and TLC?    

[OneGuy]

Is "Love of my life" a bingo square?

[Suzywriter]

Memphis, Memphis, haven't we learned that Tunisia is off limits?

[Frozendiva]

Memphis is an idiot! He isn't buying the cow now that he has seen it.

[TazDevil]

WTH am I watching???

[sainte-chapelle]

Well good for her, I mean that. Nurse practitioners are awesome 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh thank God we have our one person with unfortunate fake eyelashes.

oh great is she dragging these poor kids into this shit show?

Oh no.... she's similar to Ditzany, I mean Britanny.

[kacesq]

I’m old and probably a prude but these women showing their “cash and prizes” to strangers ...I just can’t.

[Mr. Miner]

I’d skoodilypoop her! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[For Cereals]

I know you have to protect the silk press, but sexy time with a shower cap?  I’d wait for wash day…

[Hotel Snarker]

voLUMPtuous

[rideashire]

When she asked if he wanted to see her in the shower and his reaction was "Oh no." before he caught himself...

[kacesq]

That one friend looks like a busted New York from Flavor of Love...my gateway trash reality show. ::bows head in reverence::

[Hotel Snarker]

I hope she doesn't have an ex from Morocco.

[magemaud]

Update:  Now I hate all four Americans, so far 

[Suzywriter]

I can't wait to see the Pillow Talk on this one.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Suzywriter

[Gobi]

Sexy Times and Big Boobies are the essential building blocks of any relationship.

[CrazyInAlabama]

So, isn't a K-1 faster than a spouse visa process?    Meet week one, and marry week two?    Memphis is not planning correctly.   

Edited December 13, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

Straight to marriage? Sounds practical. Taking it slow.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis’ friend’s thought bubble: What the fuck are you thinking?

[Baltimore Betty]

This single mother of two and her Arabic boyfriend...beyond stupid. She got her masters in nursing so she cannot be stupid but yet, here we are.

They don't speak the same language.

He always puts her first, on the phone? What does that even mean?

Is he Muslim?

Maybe she should think about her kids and slow her roll.

This is going to be a very shitty time in her life.

[Toodleoo]

Yeah he consistently doesn’t understand anything you say

[mmecorday]

Her African American friend looks like New York from that Flava Flav show on VH1.

Not that I watched.

[greekmom]

for gawd's sake Memphis. 

Is the morning, noon and night texts that important?

 

[hookedontv]

Just now, kacesq said:

That one friend looks like a busted New York from Flavor of Love...my gateway trash reality show. ::bows head in reverence::

OMG-Yes!!! Flava Flav!!!!

New York was already busted so this friend is beyond repair. 

[Hotel Snarker]

For someone with a masters degree, she’s pretty fucking stupid.

[Gobi]

"There's an empty place in her heart that's missing." Isn't that a Zen koan?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

So, isn't a K-1 faster than a spouse visa process?    Meet week one, and marry week two?    

Train wreck coming in 3 2 1 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis is a terrific role model for her daughter. Master’s degree, nurse practitioner, trolling the inter webs for a soulmate, having sexy time with a man she never actually met. Yep.

She is a smart educated woman….in Canada a nurse practitioner is just a step below a doctor ( in my experience anyway) how could she be so foolish 

[TMI]

Hey, Memphis....Hamsa's job is to good morning message MANY women....

also consider his cultural background. memphis does NOT have clue

[TazDevil]

Mama Baby Girl Kim rocking the pandemic haircolor

[Doublemint]

Deep conversations and reading good books with your lover are so passe.  It's more fun if you can't speak the same language.   Trust me.

[greekmom]

so Gino is desperate and Jasmine is cray cray.

Great combo.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

For someone with a masters degree, she’s pretty fucking stupid.

Advanced degrees are often as much about opportunity as they are about "smarts."

[Hotel Snarker]

Uh oh…Jasmine's going to be fun...

[hookedontv]

Lenny Kravitz does not age. That is all. 

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wow! I would have loved to meet your boss!

I have an interview she did somewhere, about the stitching on baseballs. Believe me, it's fascinating. I'll DM you the link! 

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t know about you guys but I love flashing my boobs to my friends 

These girls are WEIRD. That yelling about dental floss in her ass crack! Why??

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Yes! I’m so glad we get a Tunisian love rat this season.

If a season of 90 Day airs without a Tunisian love rat, has it even happened?

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Has a Master's.  

"Volumptuous."    

I simply do not understand this woman. I seriously thought she'd quit school in 9th grade and worked at a gentleman's club, by her speech and the way she comports herself. 

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Is "Love of my life" a bingo square?

It isn't! But "soulmate" is!