90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Tuneful]

1 hour ago, TazDevil said:

What up Peeps!!  I am all boosted and finally past those side effects and ready to snark!!

I got THREE vaccines yesterday: flu, pneumonia #1, and shingles #1. Booster was on 11/4 and I had more SEs from that than the first two doses. Last night I was in bed early with chills and chattering teeth. It did ease up somewhat, later on. I must be insane, but the drugstore lets people sign up for up to four. So I can't even watch the show but I saw the preview. I need a 90-Day Fiance vaccine so I am immune to the horrors or at least don't get hospitalized.    

Edited November 22, 2021 by Tuneful

[Pepper Mostly]

It appears that Bini is being successfully broken.

[For Cereals]

The only thing I do envy about Ari is the ability to braid your own hair.

[Hotel Snarker]

Armando should do the Safety Dance:

"We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine"

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Are Kenny and Armando arguing about who’s the “top” and “bottom”? 

They're arguing about who's the pitcher and who's the catcher.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just wondering when Areola makes yet another bad decision, like having a second baby to help their relationship.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Armando is not going to be happy until he sees his dad sucking dick too.

DEAD. DIED. GONE TO HEAVEN.

[TazDevil]

I hope Ari's mom is able to make all of these arrangements for Ari on such short notice...

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Hey, where's Trackdawg?

He was here for a minute at the beginning.

[rideashire]

Is this lawyer from central casting...

[Armchair Critic]

Ironically Ari is worried about looking stupid yet agrees to be on a reality show.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Tuneful said:

I got THREE vaccines yesterdayL flu, pneumonia #1, and shingles #1. Booster was on 11/4 and I had more SEs from that than the first two doses. Last night I was in bed early with chills and chattering teeth. It did ease up a bit later on. I must be insane, but the drugstore let you sign up for up to four. So I can't even watch the show but I saw the preview.   

You are brave!  I’m spreading them out. No issues with the first 2 Moderna, but booster gave me a day long headache and joint pain.

[Hotel Snarker]

Nothing makes you happy Ari, you're insufferable.

[Tuneful]

5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

The only thing I do envy about Ari is the ability to braid your own hair.

They have a makeup and hair person. I think it's one reason Ellie and Jenny look as good as they do at times. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I agree with others who think Ari went home for a Mommy Makeover, (tummy tuck, boob lift or enhancement, serious diet), and I bet a ton of botox and fillers.   Her face isn't even moving. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, TazDevil said:

I hope Ari's mom is able to make all of these arrangements for Ari on such short notice...

She will ask mommy to go to Ethiopia in 3…2

[Pepper Mostly]

So, I see a theme emerging--"don't push me! If someone says 'you have to do it' that makes me not want to do it!". Ari claims to want this, until it becomes a reality. Now she's squirrelly. 

Oh, and because it can't be said enough, fuck you Ari.

[tvrox]

Who is this lawyer? She looks like she's 15 years old. 

[OneGuy]

Ari, "Now that I need to be involved I don't want to be involved."

Edited November 22, 2021 by OneGuy

[Hotel Snarker]

OH my God, Ari with her me, me, me, me, me.....

[Emmeline]

I’m bailing to watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Areola will be a miserable wench her entire life. Nothing is every good enough unless SHE’S the one in control.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Jazz looks….oh. I hope she is okay.

[OoogleEyes]

What the hell, Jaz?

[TazDevil]

No, Jenny, don't go to the Hare Krishna temple to talk to your "friend".  Get yourself a plane ticket, pack your shit, and go stay in a hotel at the airport until your flight.  Sumit told you what he wants, even if you don't want to hear it.

[endure]

Oh for crying out loud Ari, you can go back to Ethiopia, you don't have any reason not to.....except pathetic excuses.  

[Tuneful]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Armando should do the Safety Dance:

"We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
 

You know who also needs a good dose of that, tight-azz Ari (poor Bini, the bongo magician)

[hookedontv]

Why am I constantly amazed that no one on this show seems to worry about the practicalities, such as money or insurance. I worry about that stuff and I’m gainfully employed, own a house and car. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh Jazz looks….oh. I hope she is okay.

Poor kid.

Weight gain sucks balls.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Who is this lawyer? She looks like she's 15 years old. 

I was thinking one of Areola’s high school classmates who graduated from law school a few years ago.

[Toodleoo]

Ari is horrible, Kenny’s children are shitheads, Sumit and Jenny are putting on Golden Raspberry worthy performances, Ellie and Victor are just…

 

fuck this show.  I’ma find something better to do, like chew on broken glass.

also, poor Jazz :(

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OH my God, Ari with her me, me, me, me, me.....

 How anyone can be in the same room with her for more than five minutes is a mystery to me.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I’m bailing to watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday!

Happy Thanksgiving to you!

[For Cereals]

Just now, endure said:

Oh for crying out loud Ari, you can go back to Ethiopia, you don't have any reason not to.....except pathetic excuses.  

She keeps saying she’s embarrassed or looks stupid to her friends, but 1) what friends? and 2)no one really liked her in the first place.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, endure said:

Oh for crying out loud Ari, you can go back to Ethiopia, you don't have any reason not to.....except pathetic excuses.  

She's so afraid everyone will be meeeeeean. Hey Ari, pro tip. If you weren't a raging asshole who spend her whole life alienating people and pissing them off, no one would be mean to you. Facts. 

[tvrox]

32 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I am not sure!  We're having a dinner date thing (it's just a friend date, we usually get food every couple of months to just catch up), so maybe after a few cocktails and this dinner I'll have a better idea of if this is a Regular Thing or if it was a one-time thing. :D 

Here's hoping! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

She keeps saying she’s embarrassed or looks stupid to her friends, but 1) what friends? and 2)no one really liked her in the first place.

Areola wishes she had friends who would think she was stupid. I’m sure Leandro is on his knees, thanking the gods that he’s no longer married to her.

[endure]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

Ari is horrible, Kenny’s children are shitheads, Sumit and Jenny are putting on Golden Raspberry worthy performances, Ellie and Victor are just…

 

fuck this show.  I’ma find something better to do, like chew on broken glass.

also, poor Jazz :(

And there's so many good shows to watch WTF...like Ted Lasso.././.but snarking this crap is funny!

[Doublemint]

well, it's poetic justice that the ONE place Ari said she'd never go to, Ethiopia, is where she has to go and spend 3 weeks there.   I'm lovin it.

[Armchair Critic]

Jenny is whiny, not so bright, and 30 years older. She may be overestimating the "perks" she supplies. I guess her social security money and that she is willing to go along with his nonsense for a decade are "perks" for Sumit?

[xls]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Are Kenny and Armando arguing about who’s the “top” and “bottom”? 

Take 5mins & rehearse guys! 🙄

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

She keeps saying she’s embarrassed or looks stupid to her friends, but 1) what friends? and 2)no one really liked her in the first place.

Ari doesn’t realize that she has looked stupid all along. Because of her own behavior and no one else’s. 

[magemaud]

6 hours ago, Trackdawg said:

 

@Floatingbison I guess he meant it 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Please tell me Corey's idea of support isn't asking his wife's side piece to be his best man. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why are you friends with the dude trying to nail your wife?

[LEILANI2]

Raul the guy who's had sex with Evelin is 'hurt' he's not invited to the wedding.

[My Girls]

Corey is SO fucking whipped.

[Hotel Snarker]

Didn’t Evilin sleep with Raul while you were still with your wife, Corey?

[mmecorday]

Corey bought his blue polo shirt at All Things Alan Hale Jr.

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course Raul did this, he was trying to cause shit and steal Evelyn from him. He admitted as much on the tell all.