90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[kacesq]

Those teeth. Yikes.

[Doublemint]

Usman calls her "kimba"   that sounds like an elephant's name.

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

What state gets to claim this fine woman?

Kim's from San Diego.    And a total flake.   She knows all about Usman (or however it's spelled) and his past, and she's still going ahead with this.    His hair looks like I styled it, and looks like the before, not an after.    Kim needs medication, or not so much medication.    Tanzania may declare war on the U.S. for Kim and Usman meeting there.      

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

SojaBoy, why do you keep getting involved with significantly older women?

Access to a green card. Remember how skipper screwed him over? Hahahahaha

[Bees52]

They got groupies out there for everybody evidently...

[Emmeline]

Oh come on Kim and Sojaboy!  We know Usman wants on this show only for the money and exposure.

Alina and Caleb is going to make me very uncomfortable.  I don’t want to see her hurt.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

SojaBoy, why do you keep getting involved with significantly older women?

The siren song of the green card. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Usman has a type.

Is she going to raw dawg him?

I hope we don’t have to watch her get a Brazilian, like BG Lisa did.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

Hi all hope I am in the right place. Having a very rough day so looking forward to some snark

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

She uses her hands a lot. I hate that. People don't watch where they are going. My face is sometimes in the way.

Aw man :( I can’t help it though!

[Eldemarge]

Not the "potential girlfriend" label!  You go get those crumbs, girl!  🙄

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Who does she remind me of? 

Girl. You are far, FAR from normal. 

Another white American lady looking for a boy toy from Africa. It's unseemly.

She’s so uncouth 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Usman calls her "kimba"   that sounds like an elephant's name.

Is that from the Lion King?

[charmed1]

WTF?! How old is Jasmine? I’m disturbed.

[Mr. Miner]

She’s not very attractive, a little bit.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hi all hope I am in the right place. Having a very rough day so looking forward to some snark

We got you. ❤️

[greekmom]

The dude with the blue pills has the most grating laugh.

I want to punch his face.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hi all hope I am in the right place. Having a very rough day so looking forward to some snark

You came to the right place. 

[renatae]

12 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Hello everyone, hope you have your shopping done because it’s getting to be slim pickings out there and it only seems as though Amazon has before Christmas delivery.   

Try Etsy. There are some.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hi all hope I am in the right place. Having a very rough day so looking forward to some snark

Don't worry, we'll try our hardest to cheer you up, my friend!

I had a rough time last week but fortunately I had some friends there for me to cheer me up, and I'm all better now!

[TazDevil]

That was a lot of little blue pills...

[LEILANI2]

He's going to get a heat attack with all those pills.

[Hotel Snarker]

Baby Girl Lisa is probably throwing her packs of Marb Lights and Molson Ice at her TV right now.

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit Jasmine looks 14 and dude laughs like Steven

[Floatingbison]

That's a rough 50.  Rode hard and put away wet.  Repeatedly.

[Gobi]

He hasn't been with a woman for a few years and he needs all that Viagra? Did he wear out his wrist brace, too?

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

How much money do we think Baby Girl Kim has sent to Soja Boy?

Thousands

 

[Frozendiva]

Lenny Kravitz does YSL fragrance and Zoe does makeup?

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope we don’t have to watch her get a Brazilian, like BG Lisa did.

It's the Curse of 90 Day Fiance, we always get to see the wrong vajayjays and boobs.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

He's going to get a heat attack with all those pills.

Although I’ve read that Viagra somehow keeps you safer from getting Covid. All bets are off on STDs though.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hi all hope I am in the right place. Having a very rough day so looking forward to some snark

It’s bad already,  believe me you will feel much better snarking on the circus freak Sharpe has dug up. Also have a glass of wine, I  am

 

[magemaud]

Kim talks with her hands even when she's driving. 

So far, I hate both Americans this season

[CrazyInAlabama]

Gino better be careful, that's a lethal amount of little blue pills, if he's not careful.   Why do I bet he got them online, and doesn't have a clue about side effects?   Yes, he bought them online.     

And that laugh!    Viagra has a lot of side effects, potentially fatal combined with heart problems.    Gino doesn't know about lube?  or other KY products?    I wouldn't be surprised if Gino's trip was one way, ending in a "Very Special Episode", with his funeral.      A woman actually married him?   And stayed for seven years?   

Jasmine is going to rip him to shreds, and I bet he'll like it too.   She's pretty old looking for 34. 

Edited December 13, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

That was a lot of little blue pills...

They go well with the edible panties - that should be a good deal on BOGO.

[Emmeline]

15 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

It's safe to grow my manbun again!

I must admit that generally I like a man bun.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

She's only fifty. Looks kinda rough for 50.

You have a rare gift for understatement

5 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Yes, Kim. But does he pray for you?

No, but he'll prey on her.

3 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Aw man :( I can’t help it though!

SAME. I'm a hand waver, also loud. None of you would like me in person. 

@sainte-chapelle, hang in there. We will lift you up in snark. Here, have a drink. 

[mmecorday]

As we pause for a commercial break, here's a picture of our sweet Freddie trying to get in shape.

[brillia79]

Usman is back!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Although I’ve read that Viagra somehow keeps you safer from getting Covid. All bets are off on STDs though.

New study indicates it prevents Alzheimer's, too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sister Wives—please go away.

[Emmeline]

Why in the world am I getting this ad:

 

[greekmom]

Just now, Gobi said:

New study indicates it prevents Alzheimer's, too.

why the heck don't they make one for women?

[Frozendiva]

That laugh! Ugh, gives me the creeps.

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

New study indicates it prevents Alzheimer's, too.

Well ladyboners it is, then!

[hookedontv]

7 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Usman calls her "kimba"   that sounds like an elephant's name.

Does anyone remember “Kimba the White Lion” cartoon? 

[greekmom]

Another crazy from Michigan! 

[Gobi]

Why am I convinced that Gino is on a sex offender list?

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Kim talks with her hands even when she's driving. 

So far, I hate both Americans this season

Co-sign...0 for 2 on the Americans so far.

By "ex-wife" she means Baby Girl Lisa, right?

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, greekmom said:

The dude with the blue pills has the most grating laugh.

I want to punch his face.

He's got the SteVen laugh, and his eyes are too close together. I can't look at him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This guy looks like he could be Shawn's older brother (Love After Lockup).