90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Mrs. Landingham]

“I will stand up for you.” Sumit, you soggy cornflake. You’ve never stood for anything or anyone in your entire existence you pathetic weasel pea brain! 

[endure]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Do they have Super Cuts in India? If so, send Jenny to one. Stat.

I bet Sumit cuts her hair after he does her toe nails 

[tvrox]

21 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

(pant pant) Hi everyone! Happy Sunday Snarkday! I've been out drinking beer all afternoon and gave up going to karaoke with my son to be with you tonight! I hope that you are all well and COVID free! Settled in for some some good snark!

I love Karaoke! Thanks for your sacrifice :). 

[Hotel Snarker]

Armando's English is so perfect. No accent at all.

[lamujerdecente]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’re comparing apples to oranges. Daonte is much more sex obsessed than SteVen. But I can see what you mean.

That "nice guy" veneer while being creepy and sex obsessed is the same memo. Steven is more passive aggressive about it. However Daonte is missing several brain cells, i suspect due to excess dish washer fumes,  as well so there is that. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Gee...how would we ever know what country it is without Sharp’s helpful musical cues?

The Music of Cultural Stereotypes. 

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Are you free at last?

Yes!!!   Thanks for asking.   Tomorrow is moving day - I'm exhausted.....

[tvrox]

21 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I was wondering where you are and worried you would never show up today! Thank god you're here, Pepper! You're my favorite!

You never loved the rest of us! Liar! 

[Pepper Mostly]

You don't have to "forget" anything, Mama Armando. Just accept the current reality. 

[Frozendiva]

Mother Armando, he is your son no matter who he loves.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Jenny acts so innocent, like she didn't exploit Sumit's parents' hospitality for months and had sex with their son while they slept.  

Jenny was fooling with submission and sneaking up to his room while his parents were sleeping like she was a hot in the ass teenager. Meanwhile, she’s a geriatric girlfriend who CANNOT compete with her sister in law for the “perfect” wife status because she’s NOT INDIAN OR YOUNG OR RESPECTFUL…

She already crossed a line with his parents when she first met them and disrespected them IN THEIR OWN HOME by sneaking around not being truthful and having sex in their home and getting caught. THEY WILL NEVER FORGET OR FORGIVE THAT!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Armando, your mother is doing the best she can. Don’t criticize her.

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, kacesq said:

You can’t compete Jenny. Shree is the perfect DIL.

Jenny, learn how to reframe. Why would you want to compete? Jump on this wonderful news and you are so happy to have such a great thing happen to YOUR family, which just happens to take the spotlight off of you and your beads.

Knit the kid a traditional Midwestern baby blanket and order a traditional American rattle to present in a blanket and rattle ceremony, which the parents have no idea that you made up on the spot. Work it, girl!

[Mrs. Landingham]

I just want to give Armando a hug. 

[Floatingbison]

Jenny, you're just a chicken vindaloo short of a full plate on this one.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, endure said:

I bet Sumit cuts her hair after he does her toe nails 

It's hard to do these things for yourself when you reach a certain age

[Frozendiva]

I would think that in some way, Armando's dad will attend the wedding.

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm here, sorry I was late, snarkers!

I’m afraid “Sorry” doesn’t cut it. This will go in your Permanent Record 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The Music of Cultural Stereotypes. 

They should release an album

[CrazyInAlabama]

I'm hoping a lot of the Armando issues with his parents is for the storyline.   

I love all of the pottery in the background, and I really like some of the giant animals, like that Buffalo they're sitting in front of.   

I will never watch the Family Chantel. 

Edited September 27, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[lamujerdecente]

Armando, Hannah, Avi and Mimi are the best things about this shit show. Ari is really a TWAT. 

Jenny is a wet dish rag of need but her tops are so cute. 

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Armando, your mother is doing the best she can. Don’t criticize her.

Why do people insist that everyone has to be happy for them? Do your thing, invite everybody and if some people aren't on board, thank them and keep going. 

[Frozendiva]

Mentioned the show to my neighbor. She also watches it. Showed her the updated Larissa. She doesn't like SteVen, Corey and Evelin. She does like Armando.

[kacesq]

So does the Family CHantel just bring in new love interests for the rotund siblings every season? CHantel is so botoxed her face has no movement. 

[Eldemarge]

Oh god.  River's love life with the slow jams. 🤮

[Floatingbison]

I want some of those planters and pottery for my house.

[sainte-chapelle]

River looks like my chunky cat but not cute….just chunky

[Hotel Snarker]

Armando’s mom should be so proud to have such a wonderful son who raises such a lovely daughter.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I’m afraid “Sorry” doesn’t cut it. This will go in your Permanent Record 

Uh oh, I was even later.

 

[TazDevil]

So... mach.... reading....

[Gobi]

River rapping. Is the world ready?

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would think that in some way, Armando's dad will attend the wedding.

I’m envisioning something like Rory watching Dean’s wedding from afar. In case ya’ll are Gilmore Girls watchers. 

[Floatingbison]

Next up, the immaculate conception swimming pool jumpin' mormon.

[mmecorday]

Y'all, I made yeast rolls for the first time in my life today. They turned out pretty good! They weren't quite as good as my grandmother's, but pretty tasty based on their own merit.

[firefly]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jenny: “I’m starting to reach my breaking point.”

Narrator: “But she was nowhere near reaching her breaking point.”

Imagine Keith Morrison of Dateline as the voice of the narrator

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I’m afraid “Sorry” doesn’t cut it. This will go in your Permanent Record 

I wonder what ever happened to my permanent record? I can't seem to find it 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Why do people insist that everyone has to be happy for them? Do your thing, invite everybody and if some people aren't on board, thank them and keep going. 

You cannot control people's reactions or have any expectations that they will do X. Those are your expectations for them and they don't always happen the way you want.

[Pepper Mostly]

26 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I was wondering where you are and worried you would never show up today! Thank god you're here, Pepper! You're my favorite!

I love you!

[Suzywriter]

River...why do I think she's not that into you?

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Mother Armando, he is your son no matter who he loves.

This made me sad. She loves him but is not happy for him finding his true self and love in weepy willow Kenny. But times they are a changing

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

They should release an album

I saw the Cultural Stereotypes open for Smashing Pumpkins at the Santa Monica Civic Center in 94.  They blew the lid off of the dump.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Armando, your mother is doing the best she can. Don’t criticize her.

I could be wrong but I don’t think he was being critical….he just wants acceptance 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

River looks like my chunky cat but not cute….just chunky

That River expects us to believe he has a girlfriend makes me laugh and laugh. 

[tvrox]

24 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Lawyers, detectives, and government officials that appear on this show ought to start a club where they meet up for a Zoom happy hour and roast all these stupid idiots. This man talking to Alina and Steven should join along with the officials that Jenny and Sumit have talked to in India, David’s fired private investigator, Jenny’s accountant in Palm Springs, etc. 

I would watch that show! 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I would think that in some way, Armando's dad will attend the wedding.

I think so, I believe in the end love wins out

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

This made me sad. She loves him but is not happy for him finding his true self and love in weepy willow Kenny. But times they are a changing

To thine own self be true. Many people are not. Just are what folks want them to be.

[Floatingbison]

Waiting for "Welcome to my vagina," . . . and waiting to see the ad too!

[endure]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Armando's English is so perfect. No accent at all.

Yes, he seemed off speaking Spanish!

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

River rapping. Is the world ready?

He'll face off against Tarik - a bigger rivalry than Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would think that in some way, Armando's dad will attend the wedding.

My Great Grandfather refused to attend his daughter's (my paternal grandmother) wedding because she cut her hair to a 1920's chin length bob and he did not feel my paternal grandfather was religious enough...that is the stupid stuff people latch on to and refuse to budge, hopefully Father Armando will see what it means to his son to be there, it will cast a shadow on their relationship forever if he does not go to the wedding.