90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[hookedontv]

“I love Alina, she’s my number one. “ as in first wife. The other wives will come later. 

[Rabithed]

Alina is WAY too smart for this tool. Why is she giving him the time of day? What is wrong with her. What am I missing? Lol. 

[greekmom]

Can't they marry first and then she becomes a Mormon?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week Areola goes to the Ethiopian version of a Mikva.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Is Alina serious with this, “I’m worried about other girls with Steven” thing? Girl, nobody wants this pubescent boy.

<screams with laughter>

[Hotel Snarker]

Alina, just get on a plane back to Russia, girl.

[ExMathMajor]

Alina, go home, sweetie. You can do so much better.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

This girl is smart, and she is making all valid points. What possessed her to move to Turkey with this turkey?

Hopefully some good stuffing.

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Is SteVen wearing Mormon underwear? 

They make Garanimals?

[Angry Moldovan]

I think SteVen is just on the show to be a STAR ⭐️ 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, goody, Sumit is going to force his parents to ask Jenny to family celebrations. THAT should go well. 

[Hotel Snarker]

This disaster porn in next week’s episode feels sooooo wrong.

Ooh, Mother Sumit is done.

[Angry Moldovan]

Yes! Scums parents for the win

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I think SteVen is just on the show to be a STAR ⭐️ 

He's no Jessee

[goofygirl]

Well, another group of kookie people!  It was FUN tonight, peeps!  Have a great week!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit, take your mother’s long scarf away before she walks out on you. She could use it to hang herself and live up to her promise.

[greekmom]

I hope Somemeat's parents call Jenny an oldie at least once.

 

Night folks!!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, goody, Sumit is going to force his parents to ask Jenny to family celebrations. THAT should go well. 

They may enjoy plucking the stewing hen.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I think SteVen is just on the show to be a STAR ⭐️ 

Is he an aspiring rapper? I am dying to hear his white boy, Mormon rapping! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Well gnight alll. Great snark as usual. Maybe I will fix a bowl of penis soup and apply for a passport.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I think SteVen is just on the show to be a STAR ⭐️ 

He's already a star asshole. 

Goodnight folks. Have a great week!

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, another fun night of snark went by fast! Again, I could not have done it without you guys! I will see you all next week. For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[ExMathMajor]

Sumit, Jenny should have left your sorry ass AGES ago. You lucked out...she has basement-level self-esteem.

Thanks for the snark, folks! See you next week! Stay safe!

 

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, goody, Sumit is going to force his parents to ask Jenny to family celebrations. THAT should go well. 

And I am SOOOO looking forward to it!!!

Great snark tonight Peeps!!  Have a great week!!

[Doublemint]

Great snark!   See you Sunday night.  Stay safe & have some fun in your week.

[Suzywriter]

11 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Can't they marry first and then she becomes a Mormon?

From what I understand, the marriage wouldn't be recognized by the church if they are not both baptized before they marry. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Nighty night, sleep tight and don’t let’s SteVens bugs bite

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, my snarky darlings! I laughed often and very, very loudly. 

If you want to meet up with me and Angry Moldovan in November, DM one of us! 

Have a great week, stay safe, and keep your mask on! 

[Suzywriter]

What a night! You all kept me in stitches! Thanks!

[Eldemarge]

Wouldn't it be delicious if Sumit's parents showed up with a local 60 year-old woman like: "Here, we found a bride for you since you love this type!" 

Goodnight, all!

[Gobi]

Corey reveals the truth - it wasn't Jenny in Peru, it was Jenny in India.

Keep snarking, everyone!

[endure]

10 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Is SteVen wearing Mormon underwear? 

That was def mormon deodorant!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Good night, my snarky darlings! I laughed often and very, very loudly. 

If you want to meet up with me and Angry Moldovan in November, DM one of us! 

Have a great week, stay safe, and keep your mask on! 

Yes, I love meeting fellow snarkers ( no one in my real life gets the whole 90 day thing).

[Auntie Anxiety]

You lovelies always keep it real....funny! Sundays are Fundays! Have a great week, stay safe, be well and live your best life.

@Eldemarge, congrats on your new job. 

@Trackdawg, she’ll definitely say yes. You got this, dude.

[magemaud]

SteVen’s awkward snorting nasal laughs sounds like Beavis.

Night all, going to see if Mr. Magemaud is up for some spoodilypoopin’ 

 

Edited September 20, 2021 by magemaud

[endure]

Sumits....Mum = if looks could kill 😳

[tvrox]

56 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

This kid is f’ing weird. Can I take your shoes off? Um, hell no. Please go take a shower and brush your teeth! 

and those kisses were horrific.

[hookedontv]

16 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is he an aspiring rapper? I am dying to hear his white boy, Mormon rapping! 

Mormon Ice

[Armchair Critic]

2 hours ago, Trackdawg said:

Hey Peeps! Going over to a friend's outdoor movie night (everyone vaxxed). I'm only gonna be here like 30 minutes tonight, so I'll try to make them count.

Also I have some news:

- Not gonna be here next week

- Taking TrackKitty up to San Francisco

- Going back to Muir Woods

- Also, I'm gonna give her this:

Sorry I missed this @Trackdawg. Hope everything goes well and wishing you and TrackKitty much happiness.

[tvrox]

52 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'd be pissed at the long embrace  

She has never hugged Bini that long. 

[Coltee Gal]

I hate Bini’s sisters. That’s all

[Floatingbison]

1 hour ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yes, I love meeting fellow snarkers ( no one in my real life gets the whole 90 day thing).

No one understands us.

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, brillia79 said:

And Laura told us Aladin sucks in bed.

I couldn’t get it up for Laura either.

2 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Town mattress

Community freezer, everybody packs their meat.

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, Eldemarge said:

Theory:  Steven THINKS he's not a virgin but what Actually Happened was he was dry-humping some girl once and came in his pants on accident.

I'm sorry, I can't even entertain the thought of that guy knowing how to do actual sex.  Successfully.

Maybe during his pesticide training some roaches crawled on his tallywhacker and he spewed.

2 hours ago, hookedontv said:

“Scoodlypoop there it is!”

Isn’t it funny that that word sounds like scatting?

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, tvrox said:

He was kinda cute. But why no mask? 

How about when Ellie and Victor potentially exposed their cab driver to Covid by removing their masks to make out in the back seat?  This was November of last year, pre-vaccine so extra reckless.

2 hours ago, tvrox said:

Why the long drawn out pottery scene? With nothing about 90 days? 

Sharp found an angle where they qualify for tax credits by showcasing local culture.

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, tvrox said:

He's jumping in the pool fully clothed?! Jeez!! 

Guess he doesn’t carry a phone or a wallet.

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, hookedontv said:

“I love Alina, she’s my number one. “ as in first wife. The other wives will come later. 

The tide is high 

[Trackdawg]

3 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

Sorry I missed this @Trackdawg. Hope everything goes well and wishing you and TrackKitty much happiness.

Also, I have your ParentSumit GIFt ready, your grand prize 🎁 for winning the contest.

It's been ready for weeks actually, but we haven't been live on the chat at the same time in a while! 🤦‍♂️

[Trackdawg]

4 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sumit, take your mother’s long scarf away before she walks out on you. She could use it to hang herself and live up to her promise.

[Trackdawg]

6 hours ago, Gobi said:

SteVen and Alina should team up with Brandon and Julia for a wacky sitcom about pest exterminators and their Russian brides. With added hilarity from Brandon's swinging parents.