S09.E04: Cindy's Story LIVE CHAT

[Twopper]

Just now, Kid said:

We are only in munt 2???

is it 10:00 yet?    asking for a friend.

[babyhouseman]

Nobody listens to me.

We've been listening to you whine for almost an hour and a half.

[CrazyInAlabama]

"This is so hard!"   "I need more time, this is just too much"     She's right, it's not too hard for her, but for the ambulance crews who probably all have multiple hernias now, and really want to never get assigned to do her transport again. 

At least Sandy has most of her covered up in a dress. 

Edited January 21, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Kid]

Cry me a river, Cindy!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Congratulations! I'm super happy for you! You must feel great!

I do thanks ! ..I think I mentioned before I wanted to get back into the education sector...this job is exactly what I wanted...I am beyond happy. You all kept me laughing during the rough times so thanks to all of you for that!!

[Bluesky]

What her friend should have done was fire the caretakers, bring Cindy a gallon of water and dry toast every morning and then walk out.  Repeat daily until she can walk on her own.  

[Guest]

So, Cindy has already set us up that she hasn't lost much weight which ... isn't really Cindy's fault here since she's not the one cooking it or buying it. This is allllll on the the caretaker who sure was quick to throw shade on the last one for doing the same exact thing.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Thanks, it is in the education sector ( post secondary), unionized, pension, benefits....exactly what I wanted

That's fantastic!

3 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Good god those nailed up sheets over the windows.

Do any of these people know what a "curtain rod" is? Perhaps they're sold in the aisle that contains "bed sheets" and "healthy food."

And "plates" and "glasses"

[Arynm]

She is awful. Sandy is too good for her and for the rest of the world. Sandy is wasted on this fat awful women who does nothing but complain. What does she need more time for? She is going to die and soon and she needs more time??

Awful

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

One time they showed him driving to someone’s house wearing his lab coat and stethoscope I need the car. 

Mr FB! Welcome and hope you’re enjoying this forum. Tell everyone how you visited Dr. Now’s office for a photo op! 

Thank you very much @magemaud   !!!  I think I mentioned it last week, but Mrs. FB and I did indeed go to Dr. Now's office in Houston about six weeks ago.   We had a great time, but unfortunately no one was checking in at the time, so we had to be satisfied with taking selfies!

Edited January 21, 2021 by Floatingbison

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Bluesky said:

What her friend should have done was fire the caretakers, bring Cindy a gallon of water and dry toast every morning and then walk out.  Repeat daily until she can walk on her own.  

She brought her too many grapes

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, mk828 said:

May God strike me down for saying this but.. seeing her on the stretcher she reminds me of a weeble toy 

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. Cindy reminds me of the witch weeble I had. 

[7EasyPayments]

What's in the box?

What's in the BOX?

...........Popeye's. Fooled ja !!!

[Suzywriter]

C'mon producers! Can't you find poundicipants who are jovial or funny or who sing opera or preach sermons from their hospital bed or something?? This woman is the epitome of fat, sick and nearly dead. 

[MelissaMinion]

1 minute ago, mk828 said:

May God strike me down for saying this but.. seeing her on the stretcher she reminds me of a weeble toy 

 

[fonfereksglen]

10 minutes ago, WonTon said:

Yes. And Ohhh....was Dennis hot in his little khaki shorts! mmmmm

Though ... not quite Tom Selleck short shorts hot!  

[Snarkastikate]

1 minute ago, Kid said:

We are only in munt 2???

Munt 2, munt 202, what difference does it make?  Her friend tried, but it ain't happening.  I guarantee you she's gonna end up back home with those feeders from the county social services dept.  One day she won't wake up.  End of story.  

[sainte-chapelle]

I am still laughing about the hairy cooch. My husband thinks I have lost it.

[poeticlicensed]

Why is it so hard? All Cindy does is lay, eat, pee and poop, and walk down a hall bitching. Whats so hard about that?

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And "plates" and "glasses"

It's actually consistent in studies that people eat 1) at the table 2) with their family 3) off real plates 4) using real utensils weigh less.  If the food is homemade, then it's even better, but even fast food is better if eaten as above. 

[WonTon]

She's a waste.

[mmecorday]

Turkey bacon is such a health food, you know!

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am still laughing about the hairy cooch. My husband thinks I have lost it.

Mr Poetic thought it was a cooch too. He screamed when he saw it.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Can't you find poundicipants who are jovial or funny or who sing opera or preach sermons from their hospital bed

I remember one patient who was funny. One who thought she could sing.

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys it’s the apple. Why is Cindy smirking?

[Floatingbison]

Cindy sucks.  She's not a fighter.  She doesn't care if she lives or dies, so why should anyone else?

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am still laughing about the hairy cooch. My husband thinks I have lost it.

well, we needed some humor from this boring episode.  

is it tomorrow yet?  asking for a friend, a very bored friend

[WonTon]

She has zero interest in this. Why is anyone bothering with her?

[Suzywriter]

the evil smile.

[Kid]

She is getting food somehow!  Why would Sandy bring her to Houston then give her the food she wants.

Why does he bother??  She wants food!!  

[Guest]

OMG I can't with heifer Caretaker #2. I think she was doing a whooooooole lot of projecting when she proclaimed the other woman had financial motivations for overfeeding bed-hostage Cindy.

I seriously doubt she's warehousing the carcass of Cindy for free.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys it’s the apple. Why is Cindy smirking?

Because Sandy is lying. She's giving her pizzas and Popeye's chicken and brownies. How could she not be? Cindy hasn't lost an ounce.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Turkey bacon is such a health food, you know!

Yuck, give me real bacon or none at all!  Actually I like bacon, but it's not a big favorite of mine.

[magemaud]

13 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

 

Cindy reminds me of the lady that was with Gilbert...Lola?

 

Lupe! Lola is our favorite baby-voiced bewigged therapist 

[Hellga]

Does the phrase "choice between food and your life" even make sense to someone for whom food IS their entire life?

[LizzyB]

Just now, Twopper said:

well, we needed some humor from this boring episode.  

is it tomorrow yet?  asking for a friend, a very bored friend

I've moved on to googling Dennis Quaid circa 1990

[Floatingbison]

Half an hour left, and has she even lost a single pound?

[Guest]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Cindy hasn't lost an ounce.

And she's GAINED weight! 

Sandy is another incompetent moron.

[Hellga]

Wow, she GAINED?  Sandy talked such a good talk but apparently talk is all it was. 

[Floatingbison]

Oh, well, he can't save 'em all.  

Prepare her giant press board casket.

NEXT PATIENT!!!!!

[aliya]

Man, I watch one freakin' TV show a week and my sister calls me about QVC. 

[Kid]

Yeah, she is ready to go home.  Food!!!

[mk828]

We are well past due for a success episode next week. 

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

OMG I can't with heifer Caretaker #2. I think she was doing a whooooooole lot of projecting when she proclaimed the other woman had financial motivations for overfeeding bed-hostage Cindy.

I seriously doubt she's warehousing the carcass of Cindy for free.

I was just wondering what's in it for her. I mean, it's nice that she cares but to upend your whole life, as well as your daughter and son-in-law, for someone who doesn't care enough to even do the bare minimum to help herself....why?

[MelissaMinion]

Oh, he’s gonna weigh her first!

[PaTatertots]

Oh my gooood. 

This is like watching paint dry, so slooowww...

 

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

It's actually consistent in studies that people eat 1) at the table 2) with their family 3) off real plates 4) using real utensils weigh less.  If the food is homemade, then it's even better, but even fast food is better if eaten as above. 

I was discussing this today with a friend.   How we had to sit up straight at the table, couldn't lean over our plate.  

I sometimes use paper plates, but I always have flatware.  I prefer to use my Chantilly and most of the time we eat off Solitaire by Lenox because that's the way I grew up.   I know most of these pounticipients don't have that, but there's no reason most of them can't eat at a table.

[WonTon]

Maybe Dr Now should look into helping pets lose weight. At least we'd have something cute to look at.

[Pepper Mostly]

Cindy is so checked out. She's beyond saving. She's the worst we've ever seen. She doesn't even watch TV or play games on her phone. She just sits and stares at the wall, waiting for her next burrito. 

[Hellga]

How is she supposed to have lost weight when all she seems to have lost is her mobility?