S09.E04: Cindy's Story LIVE CHAT

[dreadfulLeigh]

AaaahhhhhHHHHH! Wtf is that!?

[sagittarius sue]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:05 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

French fries for breakfast. I'm gonna go out on a limb here folks, and predict that we will not see a success story tonight. 

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Along with initial description that she's ambivalent about going to Houston.

[CringeWatcher]

Dammit! My boyfriend is coming over. Le sigh. I wish you all a good evening and a fiery snark session, which I shall read in the morning. 

[Splashes]

Her hair is so thin! Does she pull it or do you think its disease?

[Guest]

OMG HER LEGS ARE PURPLE.

[umgoblue]

I am always intrigued by the large pores on the fat deposits.

Molestation...check 😞

[Hellga]

OMG that's breakfast for one???    And no clothes, just eating in bed on a sheet?  I was catching up on Carrie before this and Carrie was galaxies ahead of this one.

[sagittarius sue]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:08 AM, CringeWatcher said:

Dammit! My boyfriend is coming over. Le sigh. I wish you all a good evening and a fiery snark session, which I shall read in the morning. 

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We'll miss you.

[poeticlicensed]

Is that an activity tracker on her wrist?

[7EasyPayments]

Fried chicken

Mac and Cheeezzz

Biscuits

I'm gaining weight watching her !

[Boston]

I. JUST. CAN'T.. i will see y'all after this.. I have a pretty big negativity towards MY OWN body.  I'll take my flat ass anyday.  This is just really sad and not normal.  SEE YOU SOON!

[dreadfulLeigh]

Aww, she was so pretty 😞 

[Hellga]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:08 AM, umgoblue said:

I am always intrigued by the large pores on the fat deposits.

 

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That's stretching for you...

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:06 AM, fonfereksglen said:

The wrong Instacart order showed up on our porch today.  I'm still in the Twilight Zone.  

 

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We rent a room to a friend of our son's. His mother lives in Chicago and every so often she orders groceries from Instacart or takeout for him. But she doesn't tell him ahead of time, so we get random rings at the doorbell and a delivery guy outside with sacks of groceries or enough Popeye's chicken for 6 people. Its hilarious. 

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:06 AM, mmecorday said:

I don't mean to be unkind, but she looks like a Sumo wrestler.

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"I resent that" says every Sumo wrestler in the world. 

[ams1001]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:06 AM, fonfereksglen said:

The wrong Instacart order showed up on our porch today.  I'm still in the Twilight Zone.  

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I ordered some stuff from Urban Outfitters on the day after Christmas. It showed up on January 2nd, despite the fact that the order status said "not yet shipped"...then Sunday I got a shipping notification and my order showed up again on Tuesday. 😄 

[Floatingbison]

Hey everyone!  Big day, I had a nice victory at work!  Now its SNARK TIME!

[dreadfulLeigh]

Another Sean. On busted leg and they’re bed bound for years. Jaysus. 

[Chicklet]

This is going fast tonight! And oh yea a depressed whiner. Has she not eaten in any minute of this so far?

I did notice abuse already, what else did I miss?

[mmecorday]

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Her hair is so thin! Does she pull it or do you think its disease?

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It could be traction alopecia, but I'm thinking she could also be eating it.

[7EasyPayments]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:10 AM, poeticlicensed said:

Is that an activity tracker on her wrist?

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INactivity tracker. 🤣

[Twopper]

"after the divorce, food was my escape"  ?!

the USS Food Escape had already set sail by then.  

Sheesh

[MsVixen]

Look how dainty she is holding that chicken breast!  Cindy, go ahead and shovel that bitch into your mouth!!!!  You know that's how you do it when you're not being filmed!

[Guest]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:10 AM, poeticlicensed said:

Is that an activity tracker on her wrist?

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It looks to be an Apple Watch. 

Its activity tracker must have died from boredom.

[PaTatertots]

Well, I made it. Let's hope this week isn't so boring that I walk off like I did last week. 😂

[umgoblue]

She was really pretty in 1995.

Retelling their stories some times sounds like they are trying to one-up previous Poundticipants.  How can I make this sound worse than the last guy?

Edited January 21, 2021 by umgoblue
Because proper names (Poundticipants) should be capitalized!

[Hellga]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:08 AM, Giant Misfit said:

OMG HER LEGS ARE PURPLE.

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Not just her legs.  Most of her is purple!   Gives a new meaning to yellow and purple polka dotted... would be a perfect camouflage for her!

[dreadfulLeigh]

She’s being extra dainty, pinkies up eating that macaroni. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:09 AM, Hellga said:

OMG that's breakfast for one???    And no clothes, just eating in bed on a sheet?  I was catching up on Carrie before this and Carrie was galaxies ahead of this one.

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Hey now, she puts on her nicest sheet.  Oh wait, that was Penny when she wanted to git some!  Bow-chicka-wow-wow. 

[Floatingbison]

To be honest, her pictures when she was younger are so sad.  It's a cliche, but its especially tragic because she had a such a pretty face. 

[Chicklet]

She must use a gallon of insulin every morning, yikes.

[MelissaMinion]

Hello, Pounders! I am late to the game, because I didn’t know the new season started.. Today my eating habit is chili, salad, and corn on the cob. 
 

Is Cindy just lying there naked? I’m watching on my phone, so she’s actually tiny right now.

[ams1001]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:07 AM, 7EasyPayments said:

HHHrrrmppphhhh I can't remember the last time I ate bacon - and I love bacon!

Not gonna bitch no more....... LOLOLOL

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I rarely eat bacon...last time might have been Christmas 2019. I usually only have it at Christmas breakfast at my parents or at diners (where I usually order breakfast), and for some reason I haven't been out to eat all year...🤷🏻‍♂️

[ShortyMac]

This is really sad.

[umgoblue]

Her caretaker had to move to Houston?!?!  Foreshadowing?  Will she help her when she moves?  This cliffhanger is killing me. Edge of my seat, I tell ya...NOT.

Cindy is kinda boring.

Edited January 21, 2021 by umgoblue

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:08 AM, Giant Misfit said:

OMG HER LEGS ARE PURPLE.

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Who was the other poundticipant who was all purple and blotchy like that? Its so terrible looking, and can't indicate anything healthy.

[dreadfulLeigh]

Neck roll FaceTime. Funsies. 

[PaTatertots]

She and Sandy look alike!

[MsVixen]

Damn, the care taker is a porker, too!

[Floatingbison]

No shit.  You have to go to Houston.  That's part of the deal. It's not a fuckin drive thru window at Wendys.

[Guest]

Cindy's sister is a robot.

"Call Dr Now."

"Call Dr Now now."

 

[babyhouseman]

How will she get there? Sexy men with an ambulance? Cattle train?

[Angry Moldovan]

Call Dr Now on 1800 fatty fat

[ams1001]

She's just making excuses to not even call Dr. Now.

[mmecorday]

Cindy's vocal fry is really annoying!

[PaTatertots]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:14 AM, umgoblue said:

Her caretaker had to move to Houston?!?!  Foreshadowing?  Will she help her when she moves?  This cliffhanger is killing me... NOT. Cindy is kinda boring.

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Does Sandy work for Dr. Now?

*dun dun duuuunnnnnn*

Edited January 21, 2021 by PaTatertots
Spell check got me

[dreadfulLeigh]

Is this the music of doom?

[Floatingbison]

Any sign of the obligatory stretched and  faded tattoo yet?

[Pepper Mostly]

What does this moaning behemoth have to bring to a friendship? I'm genuinely curious. 

[Chicklet]

  On 1/21/2021 at 1:15 AM, Floatingbison said:

It's not a fuckin drive thru window at Wendys.

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What's the fun in that?? I mean if they don't give you fries with the appointment..

She revels in this, and needs a psychiatrist now.

Edited January 21, 2021 by Chicklet

[snarkish]

WELL, TLC is hiccuping on me tonight for some reason. It keeps pausing and once it said to try again later. Damn Xfinity. I guess I'll go see what Joe has to say in his speech over on ABC which is working fine for some reason. Not that excited anyway, since the beginning of this two hour episode it said it was SIX MONTHS of her journey. WTH?

Enjoy, Pounders!