S09.E01: Samantha's Story LIVE CHAT

[7EasyPayments]

Her abdomen is Jabba the Hut territory.

She can BLUBBER......pun intended. 

[babyhouseman]

I know I'm going to die. before it's too late bingo card

[Pepper Mostly]

THOSE YELLOW NAILS. The horror.

[Chicklet]

I already just want her to stop talking and crying. Am I mean?

[MsVixen]

Is this show eligible for acting awards?  This woman is one big ball of drama!

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"More, more, more! How do you like it, how do you like it? More, more, more!"

<screaming!!!!>

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, Kid said:

She ate a WHOLE cake!  😲

Meh.  I can do that.

[Concerned]

If you’re going to commit suicide, arrange for somebody other than your child to find the corpse.

[mmecorday]

And here I thought, "Oh, she's got camera equipment! She must be a photographer!" But I was wrong. So wrong.

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Yeah, but she doesn't have a boy or girlfriend,  does she?

Good on the resume.

[Guest]

Just now, Chicklet said:

I already just want her to stop talking and crying. Am I mean?

NO. No you are not.

[Miss Chevious]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Why did she have her hands down her pants? Rearranging the adipose tissues?

Looking for the candy bars she keeps stashed among the folds.

[babyhouseman]

Her stomach looks like dough. And I think we've had people on the show who did this eating fetish thing. 

[sagittarius sue]

She also has the mandatory tattoos on her legs.

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Miss Chevious said:

Looking for the candy bars she keeps stashed among the folds.

And now my husband want to know what I’m laughing at!!

[Snarkastikate]

Seriously, isn't it amazing where the pounds decide to park themselves?  Butt wings, necks, boobs, or in this case her stomach is trying to grow itself to hit the floor.  

[Twopper]

19 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

hello, newbie here but I have always been a pounder

Welcome!!!

[Chicklet]

Oh yay Slimfast ads for this show. They know I have the COVID 19 to lose.

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Caoimhe said:

Meh.  I can do that.

😄  I'm more of a pint of ice cream gal myself, but I understand. btw - I gave up ice cream from August to Thanksgiving, and then only had some for dessert. Been subbing Greek yogurt for it. It's nice not to be in its thrall.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I already just want her to stop talking and crying. Am I mean?

No. You are simply a Pounder. I can't wait for Dr. Now to slap her around. 

1 minute ago, Miss Chevious said:

Looking for the candy bars she keeps stashed among the folds.

Maybe she keeps tacos down there. 

[Angry Moldovan]

How are they going to get her out of the house? She’s mobile but she’s massive

[Pondlass1]

At least she doesn’t have six chins. From the neck up she’s ok.

[Concerned]

3 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I already just want her to stop talking and crying. Am I mean?

Maybe people pay her to stuff her mouth with cake for that very reason.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

She also has the mandatory tattoos on her legs.

And who knows where else? Yikes. 

[TwirlyGirly]

But no lymphoedema...hence no current boyfriend...<sigh>

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

How are they going to get her out of the house? She’s mobile but she’s massive

Break down a wall maybe?

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

😄  I'm more of a pint of ice cream gal myself, but I understand. btw - I gave up ice cream from August to Thanksgiving, and then only had some for dessert. Been subbing Greek yogurt for it. It's nice not to be in its thrall.

Thanks for reminding me about the B&J's Karamel Sutra in the freezer!

[Miss Chevious]

It’s really a scary thing when you stop to think this chick makes James K. Look positively svelte.

[babyhouseman]

My mother loves that hometown show. I think building houses is boring. I want to see fat people. And the 1000 lb sisters are back. Ugh.

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

How are they going to get her out of the house? She’s mobile but she’s massive

The usual way - cut the wall out and move her then.  

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Maybe she keeps tacos down there. 

Pursue tacos! Fold tacos!

[Pepper Mostly]

No, Discovery Plus. I will not be tempted. 

[Angry Moldovan]

I thought she’d be more seductive chowing down on the cake. Incorporate some props

[MsVixen]

I wish one of the medics had said they'd seen her show.....

[Caoimhe]

Just now, babyhouseman said:

My mother loves that hometown show. I think building houses is boring. I want to see fat people. And the 1000 lb sisters are back. Ugh.

I deleted the sisters recap, not sure I want to see any more of them.  Oh who am I kidding...

[Chicklet]

Dr. Now needs to incorporate jaw wiring with his diet, not to cut down on eating, but the whining and moaning.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Caoimhe said:

I deleted the sisters recap, not sure I want to see any more of them.  Oh who am I kidding...

I can't handle the sisters. I guess I do have some standards after all. 

[mmecorday]

Why did they put a life vest on her for her trip up the stairs?

[Boston]

18 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHAT COULD IT BE? Maybe she uses a mop or a car snow scraper.

maybe a leaf blower?

[babyhouseman]

Everybody is named Bella now. My aunt's dog is Bella and my aunt knows nothing about Twilight.

[TazDevil]

She's 6'2"???

[Angry Moldovan]

Why is the sofa tilted?

[7EasyPayments]

Can't get over how different she looks with makeup.

Different, not better. 🤡

[Guest]

The lopsided glasses are gonna drive me nuts for the rest of this episode.

[MsVixen]

Did she say she was 6' 2"?

 

[Chicklet]

She wants to stop feeling like she's a burden, not stopping being a burden.

[Snarkastikate]

Geez I wouldn't want to live in the apartment below her.  The EMTs on these shows must have some stories to tell when they get home.  But she walked up then, which is stunning really.  

[CrazyInAlabama]

One of the ambulance guys said, "Nice to see you again".   I'm wondering if she uses the ambulance service more than she claims?

799 lbs, and 6'2".       I wonder if this is the one who will go to Houston in a U-Haul truck, with a mattress thrown in the back?   

[Concerned]

She’s 6 foot 2. That’s some weird genetics. She could have been the first woman in the NFL

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Why did they put a life vest on her for her trip up the stairs?

To cover her stomach.  Or She's auditioning for fat Baywatch.