Persnickety1 November 10, 2020 Share November 10, 2020 With all the 90DF fuck and awe, I didn't see this mentioned anywhere so I thought a new thread might be in order. The trailer for the new season can be found here, Meet the Couples. Looks like we have some previous couples back as well as some fresh blood to snark on. Enjoy 😄 7 Link to comment
Frozendiva November 10, 2020 Share November 10, 2020 So Mach Dysfunction coming our way. 3 Link to comment
greekmom November 10, 2020 Share November 10, 2020 All filmed prior to covid. Let the fuckery begin! 1 5 Link to comment
Frozendiva November 11, 2020 Share November 11, 2020 The odds of the 52 year old woman and the 27 year old dude are not great. Too bad he wasn’t a few years older. 2 1 Link to comment
OoogleEyes November 11, 2020 Share November 11, 2020 Just as long as we don't have to listen to Grangela's bellowing bullying 10 Link to comment
Frozendiva November 11, 2020 Share November 11, 2020 I thought we would get a break for a few weeks between seasons. New season starts Dec. 6. Link to comment
kacesq November 11, 2020 Share November 11, 2020 I am so glad I checked in!! So much snarky goodness coming! 5 Link to comment
Leilani November 12, 2020 Share November 12, 2020 I forgot about Natalie and how she sounds like her mouth is stuffed full of cotton when she speaks. 3 8 Link to comment
mamadrama November 12, 2020 Share November 12, 2020 I hate it when people say they went searching abroad because "family is important in X culture." Like we just push out the babies and sit bowls of food and water down for them before going on our merry way. It's like in My 600lb Life when people say they're overweight because "In my culture, food is important." Like it's not anywhere else? We are literally the land of Golden Corral and have a holiday that's based around a turkey the size of a toddler and 150 different kinds of casseroles. I'm from Appalachia where it's not uncommon to have two kinds of meat AND two kinds of potatoes for breakfast. It's become code for "I'm not good looking, filled with personality, nor rich so I had to go to another country where it would be easier to lie to meet some impoverished nice girl and bring her home." 12 Link to comment
greekmom November 13, 2020 Share November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, mamadrama said: I hate it when people say they went searching abroad because "family is important in X culture." Like we just push out the babies and sit bowls of food and water down for them before going on our merry way. You didn't push your young outside the door!?!??! LOL. Kidding 7 2 Link to comment
mamadrama November 13, 2020 Share November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, greekmom said: You didn't push your young outside the door!?!??! LOL. Kidding I mean, I DID, but I waited until they were able to crawl. I'm no monster. 18 Link to comment
jaybird2 November 13, 2020 Share November 13, 2020 On 11/11/2020 at 12:20 PM, OoogleEyes said: Just as long as we don't have to listen to Grangela's bellowing bullying she and lisa rinna thiink everything they is so funny except no one is laughing but those two! 1 7 Link to comment
Mrs. Hanson November 17, 2020 Share November 17, 2020 On 11/12/2020 at 5:19 PM, mamadrama said: I hate it when people say they went searching abroad because "family is important in X culture." Like we just push out the babies and sit bowls of food and water down for them before going on our merry way. It's like in My 600lb Life when people say they're overweight because "In my culture, food is important." Like it's not anywhere else? We are literally the land of Golden Corral and have a holiday that's based around a turkey the size of a toddler and 150 different kinds of casseroles. I'm from Appalachia where it's not uncommon to have two kinds of meat AND two kinds of potatoes for breakfast. It's become code for "I'm not good looking, filled with personality, nor rich so I had to go to another country where it would be easier to lie to meet some impoverished nice girl and bring her home." Okay, major yum. These people.....no one in AMERICA will date you so you must prowl upon a financially vulnerable foreigner. And I am in the front row, watching every minute of it. As for "family is important" - yes it is important, I would like to think, in ALL cultures. What many of these Americans DON'T sign up for is: Family means supporting FINANCIALLY too, as we have seen with these shows. "Oh wait, I love how you love your folks but now we can't get married without their approval? We need to send money home to them? Monthly? We need to buy them a pig?" WHAAAAAT? 3 3 Link to comment
Kareem November 18, 2020 Share November 18, 2020 Wow. Natalie bringing her usual drama, Hazel looking for a girlfriend, Syngin Jr., conflicted farm boy, blondie with a boozer.. What a collection. 1 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety November 26, 2020 Share November 26, 2020 I know you’ll all be surprised by this....I’m in! 2 3 Link to comment
Malvina December 1, 2020 Share December 1, 2020 From last week’s promo during HEA Strikes Back! 1 Link to comment
Frozendiva December 4, 2020 Share December 4, 2020 Mostly new dysfunction! Perhaps some good snarking ahead! 6 Link to comment
Bluesky December 5, 2020 Share December 5, 2020 Why, why, why would a scrawny guy probably making about $12 per hour living with his parents in the middle of nowhere think the attractive Russian would be content to stay on the farm milking cows? He fooled her with a trip to Paris, a trip to Iceland. When reality sets on she’s out of there. 8 Link to comment
magemaud December 5, 2020 Share December 5, 2020 Let me be the first to say, I hate Jovi already and it’s been less than ten minutes 2 4 Link to comment
Toaster Strudel December 5, 2020 Share December 5, 2020 I didn't realize Natalie was 11 years older than Alien Boy. I would go insane having to hear her talk for a whole day. For Mike's sake, I hope this couple fails. 4 Link to comment
Armchair Critic December 5, 2020 Share December 5, 2020 (edited) From the little I have seen I already can’t stand (not Jon Bon)Jovi. @magemaud just read your post and I see I’m not the only one, he oozes smug and smarm. Edited December 5, 2020 by Armchair Critic 3 Link to comment
Meowwww December 5, 2020 Share December 5, 2020 (edited) Jovi doesn’t seem very smart. And he smiles way too much. Edited December 5, 2020 by Meowwww 5 Link to comment
mamadrama December 5, 2020 Share December 5, 2020 13 hours ago, Bluesky said: Why, why, why would a scrawny guy probably making about $12 per hour living with his parents in the middle of nowhere think the attractive Russian would be content to stay on the farm milking cows? He fooled her with a trip to Paris, a trip to Iceland. When reality sets on she’s out of there. He works in pesticide and that can be good money. We pay $100-300 every time we have to call one out. Still, though, you're right about the trips he plied her with. There are plenty of women, even attractive Russian women, who like the country life and would enjoy living there on the farm with him. This woman, however, who enjoys traveling and go go dancing doesn't seem like one of those women. It's like Anfisa and Jorge. He lured her in with visions of riches and international trips, but once she got to CA all of that stopped. He should've stuck with FarmersOnly.com 1 2 5 Link to comment
magemaud December 5, 2020 Share December 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Meowwww said: Jovi doesn’t seem very smart. And he smiles way too much. With too many teeth and gums 2 3 Link to comment
athousandclowns December 5, 2020 Share December 5, 2020 On 11/18/2020 at 2:32 AM, Kareem said: Wow. Natalie bringing her usual drama, Hazel looking for a girlfriend, Syngin Jr., conflicted farm boy, blondie with a boozer.. What a collection. Why did I think at the end of their season both these couples were not together. He didn’t ever mention her on pillow talk did he? I’m confused. I am amazed that Rebecca and Zaid are still together ( maybe she didn’t want to get rid of all those pictures and coffee mugs with his face on them . At least she doesn’t have to sit in front of the halo thing that makes you look 20 years younger any longer. The other 27 year old demanding watches is a real charmer. . I am on board for all the shenanigans. 3 Link to comment
TazDevil December 5, 2020 Share December 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Meowwww said: And he smiles way too much. He's not smiling, it's just too much effort to keep his lips closed over his ginormous teeth!! 4 2 Link to comment
greekmom December 6, 2020 Share December 6, 2020 Brandon and Julia: I agree with @mamadrama. He really piled it on with the fancy trips which is not showing her how life is really like. It's too bad her visa to come visit the States was denied as she would have seen reality. What I did like was the fact that the families have met which makes it easier in one way. Hazel and Tarik: First the first official gay couple and now a thruple! Mike and Natalie: US weekly has them both as 35. Meanwhile TLC has him as younger than her. Yara and (Not Bon) Jovi: I hate his gummy toothy smile. It's smarmy. And even after 7 seasons and going into our 8th, TLC wants us to believe the 90 days are a decision making time to marry or not when we know that it's basically to plan the ceremony. Rebecca and Zied.: holy cow Zied lost some weight, got a great haircut and looks hot! Me thinks that Rebecca is a stepping stone like hubby #3(?) and as soon as Zied gets that green card it will be hasta la vista baby! and Rebecca will be back trolling online for another man with her rings of sexy fire. @Angry Moldovan get ready as you're baby will probably be very single in a year or two. 2 3 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan December 6, 2020 Share December 6, 2020 51 minutes ago, greekmom said: Brandon and Julia: I agree with @mamadrama. He really piled it on with the fancy trips which is not showing her how life is really like. It's too bad her visa to come visit the States was denied as she would have seen reality. What I did like was the fact that the families have met which makes it easier in one way. Hazel and Tarik: First the first official gay couple and now a thruple! Mike and Natalie: US weekly has them both as 35. Meanwhile TLC has him as younger than her. Yara and (Not Bon) Jovi: I hate his gummy toothy smile. It's smarmy. And even after 7 seasons and going into our 8th, TLC wants us to believe the 90 days are a decision making time to marry or not when we know that it's basically to plan the ceremony. Rebecca and Zied.: holy cow Zied lost some weight, got a great haircut and looks hot! Me thinks that Rebecca is a stepping stone like hubby #3(?) and as soon as Zied gets that green card it will be hasta la vista baby! and Rebecca will be back trolling online for another man with her rings of sexy fire. @Angry Moldovan get ready as you're baby will probably be very single in a year or two. He can only ever be eye candy, but such beautiful, sexy eye candy... 4 1 Link to comment
magemaud December 6, 2020 Share December 6, 2020 1 hour ago, greekmom said: Yara and (Not Bon) Jovi: I hate his gummy toothy smile. It's smarmy. And even after 7 seasons and going into our 8th, TLC wants us to believe the 90 days are a decision making time to marry or not when we know that it's basically to plan the ceremony. Plus she’ll only be here for two weeks then he’ll leave for work for a month. Kind of like Tania going to witch doctor camp and leaving Syngin on his own in a new country. 3 Link to comment
Burning Rubber December 6, 2020 Share December 6, 2020 Hazel is looking more womanly and less waif-y, healthier. 3 Link to comment
Frozendiva December 6, 2020 Share December 6, 2020 2 hours ago, greekmom said: Brandon and Julia: I agree with @mamadrama. He really piled it on with the fancy trips which is not showing her how life is really like. It's too bad her visa to come visit the States was denied as she would have seen reality. What I did like was the fact that the families have met which makes it easier in one way. Hazel and Tarik: First the first official gay couple and now a thruple! Mike and Natalie: US weekly has them both as 35. Meanwhile TLC has him as younger than her. Yara and (Not Bon) Jovi: I hate his gummy toothy smile. It's smarmy. And even after 7 seasons and going into our 8th, TLC wants us to believe the 90 days are a decision making time to marry or not when we know that it's basically to plan the ceremony. Rebecca and Zied.: holy cow Zied lost some weight, got a great haircut and looks hot! Me thinks that Rebecca is a stepping stone like hubby #3(?) and as soon as Zied gets that green card it will be hasta la vista baby! and Rebecca will be back trolling online for another man with her rings of sexy fire. @Angry Moldovan get ready as you're baby will probably be very single in a year or two. Wonder what kind of titles we can get for Not Bon (Jovi): Livin' on a Prayer, Slippery When Wet, You Give Love A Bad Name, Bad Medicine.... 1 5 Link to comment
readheaded December 6, 2020 Share December 6, 2020 On 11/12/2020 at 5:21 PM, Leilani said: I forgot about Natalie and how she sounds like her mouth is stuffed full of cotton when she speaks. I can't stand her or to hear her talk. My FF button's going to be getting a serious workout. 1 1 Link to comment
Opine December 6, 2020 Share December 6, 2020 11 hours ago, readheaded said: I can't stand her or to hear her talk. My FF button's going to be getting a serious workout. IKR....I am seriously surprised they bought these two back. Her locked jaw and general immaturity are not appealing. I hope Mike wears some protection. I would hate to see him get a life sentence of lock jaw and her spawn. Candidly, we are going to watch tonight but that may be it. Rebecca and Ziad I can take, but a thruple and Ms. Lockjaw in addition to new people that look immediately annoying....I just don't know. PS - if you ran into one of these folks whilst out shopping....what would you say? (Rebecca clearly works very close to me, I know Woodstock GA isn't that far, but when they showed where she works, it is in an area that I frequent.) I mean I don't need her autograph, but I would at least want to acknowledge her. 1 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 6, 2020 Share December 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Opine said: PS - if you ran into one of these folks whilst out shopping....what would you say? (Rebecca clearly works very close to me, I know Woodstock GA isn't that far, but when they showed where she works, it is in an area that I frequent.) I mean I don't need her autograph, but I would at least want to acknowledge her. If I ran into Rebecca, I’d ask her where she buys her ring lamps. 7 1 Link to comment
Kath94 December 7, 2020 Share December 7, 2020 On 12/4/2020 at 10:43 PM, Toaster Strudel said: I didn't realize Natalie was 11 years older than Alien Boy. I would go insane having to hear her talk for a whole day. For Mike's sake, I hope this couple fails. On 12/1/2020 at 1:49 PM, Malvina said: From last week’s promo during HEA Strikes Back! That's GOT to be wrong, right? I thought Mike was 34, just a year younger than crazy Nat. Link to comment
AZChristian December 8, 2020 Share December 8, 2020 14 hours ago, Kath94 said: That's GOT to be wrong, right? I thought Mike was 34, just a year younger than crazy Nat. I think you're right . . . it's wrong. If you google him, his age comes up as 34. 1 Link to comment
Gobi December 8, 2020 Share December 8, 2020 1 hour ago, AZChristian said: I think you're right . . . it's wrong. If you google him, his age comes up as 34. 34 is the new 24. 3 Link to comment
AZChristian December 8, 2020 Share December 8, 2020 Just now, Gobi said: 34 is the new 24. What is 74 the new of? I'm hitting that one next week. 3 1 Link to comment
Gobi December 8, 2020 Share December 8, 2020 22 minutes ago, AZChristian said: What is 74 the new of? I'm hitting that one next week. 74 is the new 73! 😄 2 Link to comment
AZChristian December 8, 2020 Share December 8, 2020 27 minutes ago, Gobi said: 74 is the new 73! 😄 I wouldn't mind doing 73 over . . . without a pandemic. 2 Link to comment
Kath94 December 9, 2020 Share December 9, 2020 On 12/8/2020 at 8:14 AM, AZChristian said: I wouldn't mind doing 73 over . . . without a pandemic. I think that's the new rule. Nothing in 2020 counts. Welcome to 73, AZCHRISTIAN! 2 Link to comment
Malvina December 12, 2020 Share December 12, 2020 On 12/7/2020 at 3:22 PM, Kath94 said: That's GOT to be wrong, right? I thought Mike was 34, just a year younger than crazy Nat. Yeah, they both 35. The new promo shows correct age. Link to comment
Rt66vintage December 14, 2020 Share December 14, 2020 On 12/5/2020 at 6:55 PM, greekmom said: Rebecca and Zied.: holy cow Zied lost some weight, got a great haircut and looks hot! Me thinks that Rebecca is a stepping stone like hubby #3(?) and as soon as Zied gets that green card it will be hasta la vista baby! and Rebecca will be back trolling online for another man with her rings of sexy fire. @Angry Moldovan get ready as you're baby will probably be very single in a year or two. I'm really worried about Rebecca, she of the frequent lip biting. Damnit, she KNOWS her relationship with Zied is a repeat of marriage #3, and she acts like it's inevitable that she'll be taken advantage of and left for parts unknown a'la Mohammed, also from Tunisia. In fact, Rebecca is revealing many of Danielle's insecurities and maybe some desperation. It'll be fun to watch how this couple plays out. On 12/6/2020 at 4:09 PM, Opine said: IKR....I am seriously surprised they bought these two back. Her locked jaw and general immaturity are not appealing. I hope Mike wears some protection. I would hate to see him get a life sentence of lock jaw and her spawn. Candidly, we are going to watch tonight but that may be it. Rebecca and Ziad I can take, but a thruple and Ms. Lockjaw in addition to new people that look immediately annoying....I just don't know. PS - if you ran into one of these folks whilst out shopping....what would you say? (Rebecca clearly works very close to me, I know Woodstock GA isn't that far, but when they showed where she works, it is in an area that I frequent.) I mean I don't need her autograph, but I would at least want to acknowledge her. @Opine, please don't leave us, just use the ff button generously. I think the Rebecca & Zied story is going to be a hoot! Yes, I think you should at least acknowledge Rebecca by saying something like "I enjoy 90-day fiance." I saw one of the early Project Runway men at the local Kinko's; he nicely held the door for me, and I regret not saying anything to him. I can't remember his name; he's an Oklahoman who specialized in prom and other fancy gowns. 1 Link to comment
AZChristian December 14, 2020 Share December 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Rt66vintage said: Yes, I think you should at least acknowledge Rebecca by saying something like "I enjoy 90-day fiance." I saw one of the early Project Runway men at the local Kinko's; he nicely held the door for me, and I regret not saying anything to him. I can't remember his name; he's an Oklahoman who specialized in prom and other fancy gowns. Was it Kayne? I LOVED his stuff. 1 Link to comment
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