My real thoughts.....
1. Natalie - Someone said she was trying to be a sex kitten? Or vixen? Yeah, you got that right! Unfortunately, that window expired 20 years ago. No one, not even Mike, thinks her too tight velour pants that are following her thong up her butt are sexy. And while I do have an Americanized opinion of beauty, is that huge nose considered attractive anywhere? I don't like bitches ever, but I sure can't tolerate an ugly bitch that thinks she's hot.
2. The Brandon fam - I could write volumes. I agree with another poster that said they think they are getting an indentured servant. What are these people thinking? She is a guest in their home. GUEST. You've all covered the crazy relationship with the parents and B, so I will open a new topic. What's up with that ugly hair on Betty?? And who goes by Betty at her age? She is too young for Betty! Her name is Elizabeth per their website. Liz? Beth? Anything but Betty or Betsy (even Betsy is a little better). Could that be her real hair? If so she needs to grow it long to get some of that curl out. And if it is a perm, well see my comments on using Betty as your nickname when you can't be older than 60. I have the same hideous hair (hers is a little coarser and thicker, but the curls that aren't cute are the same). You have to let it grow so the ugly curls have weight or straighten it. But she probably paid for it to go with her leather skin "farm" tan.
3. Yara - No I am not a big fan, but I do give her props for telling him off and circling back to ask him if he understood. Was she treating him like a baby? Yes. Is he a petulant brat that needs a smack in the face? Yes.
Do people come on this show and think they are going to come out looking good? I just can't imagine that anyone would want to hire them or date them after seeing this crap.