S05.E12: There's No Place Like Home

[OnceSane]

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With Hannah’s back against the wall, Captain Sandy faces a difficult decision that could change the trajectory of The Wellington. Bugsy grapples with a new challenge, while Malia worries about Tom’s ability to navigate a chaotic first charter.

Airs August 17, 2020.

[The Ringo Kidd]

Yes the trajectory has changed.

Its headed into the toilet.

[SevenCostanza]

So is Sandy going to stand in the kitchen and micromanage everything Tom does?  Will she make sure to check in with the guests after every single meal and point out the things that were wrong like she did with Kiko?

[psychoticstate]

Fuck you, Sandy.

Fuck you, Malia.  

You're both complete and utter assholes.  

[FlyingEgret]

Who else expected Sandy to ask Hannah for a hug after she fired her released her from her contract

[lyric]

They are doing Hannah dirty with this edit. Some glaring holes if you're paying attention (and we all are, Bravomonkeys).

[esco1822]

How exactly do you incarcerate a boat?

[lgprimes]

Was it CBD, or was it pot? Because they aren’t the same...

[PaperTree]

So Sandy goes full psycho right off the bat.

"What if she flushes it!!!!"  "I care!"  Right.  Cry me a river, bitch!

Hannah is better off getting out of there!

So lots of dancing with "Maritime Law".  I want Malia to have an anxiety attack.

"Bugs just bugs the shit out of everybody."  Yep!

Edited August 18, 2020 by PaperTree

[Chickabiddy]

If I hear maritime law one more time, I’m gonna barf. It just really Bugs. 🙄😉

[chewycandy]

Sure Malia, go on and act clueless with Hannah.

Sandy, you’re the worst. The. WORST. 

[psychoticstate]

Malia, is the fact that you're a backstabbing, lying skank ho of a bitch registered with the boat?  

[chewycandy]

4 minutes ago, PaperTree said:

  I want Malia to have an anxiety attack.

Maybe she will...her bf appears to have anger issues.

 

[Rhetorica]

 I take prescription probiotics to ensure a BM. So if I was Stew and  didn't give my pills to Capn Sandy and ask for one every day, I put the whole boat in Jeopardy?  And I'm really cranky when I'm constipated!!!!

[psychoticstate]

8 minutes ago, PaperTree said:

I want Malia to have an anxiety attack.

 

I want Malia to fall overboard.  And take Captain Sandy with her. 

[PaperTree]

Suck it up there, Malia!  You made this happen!  Desperately trying to justify her ratfuckery.

That's a lot of luggage!  Heh heh!  High maintenance guests.

1 minute ago, psychoticstate said:

10 minutes ago, PaperTree said:

 

I want Malia to fall overboard.  And take Captain Sandy with her.

A few miles off shore.

[psychoticstate]

CBD is not the same thing as pot or marijuana, Sandy and Malia.  

Can someone please give Malia a dose of whatever it was that she had that allergic reaction to?  And withhold the Benadryl?  

The crew needs to stop saying that Hannah walked off the job and quit right before a charter.  She did not.  Sandy let her go.

And Malia, please stop telling the deck crew about how they should have each others' backs.  Take the knife out of Hannah's back before you spout that bullshit.

Damn you, Below Deck Med for making me Team Hannah.

 

[hisbunkie]

Actually I’m with Sandy on this.  If I were on a cruise and an accident happened and I found out the chief stew was taking Valium (prescription or not) and had drug paraphernalia in their cabin I’d make sure everyone lost their license.

  This is all Hannah’s doing.  She says she has a prescription but did not/would not produce it.  She did not say it was not a marijuana, just said she had it from Los Angeles.

[hisbunkie]

9 minutes ago, Rhetorica said:

 

 I take prescription probiotics to ensure a BM

 

I can’t imagine a probiotic being a controlled substance.  And I doubt that being full of crap would put people in danger.

[psychoticstate]

If there is justice in this world, repercussions will kick Malia straight in the ass.  

So now that her boyfriend is the chef, is she going to be hanging out in the galley all charter?  

[njbchlover]

Gee - Malia - better get on that accident report for the guest who just "fell" down the spiral staircase!!  Get on that just as quickly as you did snapping that photo and sending it to Sandy!!  

After all - it's "maritime law" to report EVERY FUCKING THING!!!

[PaperTree]

A tweeter just said Hannah forgot Kiko's bandanna?  That would be sad.

I need an extra blood pressure pill.

[JennyMominFL]

The prescription was literally on the box just like it would be on your pill bottle here in the USA

[Marley]

I fucking hate Sandy so much. What a miserable stupid cunt . I’m done with this garbage show.

Fuck that bitch Malia as well.

[njbchlover]

1 minute ago, psychoticstate said:

If there is justice in this world, repercussions will kick Malia straight in the ass.  

So now that her boyfriend is the chef, is she going to be hanging out in the galley all charter?  

Someone should hand her a dish towel so that she can start drying wineglasses - same way Jenna from BD Sailing Yacht did the entire season!!  

 

[lyric]

12 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

Actually I’m with Sandy on this.  If I were on a cruise and an accident happened and I found out the chief stew was taking Valium (prescription or not) and had drug paraphernalia in their cabin I’d make sure everyone lost their license.

  This is all Hannah’s doing.  She says she has a prescription but did not/would not produce it.  She did not say it was not a marijuana, just said she had it from Los Angeles.

Who is carrying around the Rx? It's given to the pharmacy. The scrip info, doc, patient etc. is listed right on the backside of the box. 

Re the pot vs. CBD. Hannah did say this to Malia - notice the editing monkeys dropped it (pot) as an issue midway through the fracas.

[esco1822]

Here’s where I’m confused, if Hannah can’t take Valium while on duty and if Hannah is always in duty when a guest is on board, does is she supposed to muscle through a panic attack? Or can she only take the Valium when there are no guests present? While I understand she should have registered the prescription, it feels like had she done so, she would have been screwed if she actually needed it. I don’t love that she lied about having taken the meds but I can cancel that lie out with Sandy/Malia’s lie that Hannah happened to just conveniently leave those things out. I know they showed footage of that stuff on the bed (3 days earlier) but the photo looked like it was taken in the bathroom. I thought I saw a sink. I think the timeline is questionable as is Malia going through Hannah’s bag. Also, does Sandy think packs of meds and vape pens are flushable? She really did not come off well.

[howiveaddict]

19 minutes ago, Rhetorica said:

 I take prescription probiotics to ensure a BM. So if I was Stew and  didn't give my pills to Capn Sandy and ask for one every day, I put the whole boat in Jeopardy?  And I'm really cranky when I'm constipated!!!!

Because as chief stew you'd have to pilot the boat. Right. After all, Hannah was falling over drugged in front of the passengers. Except she wasn't .  Sandy showed her true colors when Hannah refused to be all upset and embarrased about the whole thing.  Really professional captain.  Also, Hannah would not necessarily have a prescription for the valium. Her pharmacy would. She would have a label on the pack with her name, dosage, etc.  And CBD is not marijuana.  It has negligible THC.  Oh, and how many crew have worked still drunk from the night before? It doesn't look like they have enough time to sleep it off.  I guess that is ok.

Hopefully Hannah and Kiko were able to go somewhere and have a good time.  

[esco1822]

4 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

The prescription was literally on the box just like it would be on your pill bottle here in the USA

Seems like they wanted the actual paper script. Sandy did ask her for “the paper” which seems stupid considering what you have pointed out. Unless Hannah is a stone cold fake prescription label printer!

[njbchlover]

Okay - these guests are pretty skanky....that old guy with his FUPA (and other stuff hanging out)..... blech!!!  🤢

[PaperTree]

People!  Please keep your bad jokes, sex toys and nudity to yourself.

Chef perfect is getting a little crabby.

[Chickabiddy]

Chef Tom is a big fuckin cry baby over a basic chocolate cake in a springform.  That takes no fucking skill. It’s a step above a Betty Crocker box cake. 

And then cry me a river cuz oysters are hard to shuck. 

Someone needs a passi and a bottle before bed. I hope Malia has fun being his nanny for the next two weeks.  

Edited August 18, 2020 by Chickabiddy

[FlyingEgret]

The boat has a grill?!?  Why is this the first time we are seeing it?  Tom gets an extra point just for that (even if he did have shells in the other dishes)

[howiveaddict]

15 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I can’t imagine a probiotic being a controlled substance.  And I doubt that being full of crap would put people in danger.

It would if you were stuck in the head and unable to help rescue people. Or the stench could make the passengers ill.  LOL

6 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

The prescription was literally on the box just like it would be on your pill bottle here in the USA

Like I said.  They must think we are idiots.

6 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Someone should hand her a dish towel so that she can start drying wineglasses - same way Jenna from BD Sailing Yacht did the entire season!!  

 

Hopefully her boyfriend will be just as moody and ass holey as Adam.

[njbchlover]

Just now, esco1822 said:

Seems like they wanted the actual paper script. Sandy did ask her for “the paper” which seems stupid considering what you have pointed out. Unless Hannah is a stone cold fake prescription label printer!

I find it ridiculous that Sandy was actually asking for that.  Hasn't she ever had a script filled at a pharmacy?  The pharmacy takes the paper prescription.   The label on the prescribed med shows the prescription number, doctor's name, patient's name, etc.  

Hannah was in the wrong for forgetting to "register" her medication, but Sandy could have totally just have taken it at that point and held in wherever they lock up all the Benadryl, Advil and whatever else.  

[JennyMominFL]

7 minutes ago, esco1822 said:

Seems like they wanted the actual paper script. Sandy did ask her for “the paper” which seems stupid considering what you have pointed out. Unless Hannah is a stone cold fake prescription label printer!

Its just so very rare to have a paper prescription now. The doctor usually sends it electronically. I take a lot of meds and i cant remember the last time i saw a paper prescription. And if you did have a paper prescription you would turn it in at the pharmacy to get the meds

Edited August 18, 2020 by JennyMominFL
I cant type. High on valium

[psychoticstate]

So Sandy is terrified that Hannah might take a legally prescribed medication for anxiety with the guests on board but it's perfectly okay for the crew to go out the night before a charter, get totally shitfaced and still be drunk when the guests come onboard?  Really?  

[PaperTree]

3 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Hannah was in the wrong for forgetting to "register" her medication, but Sandy could have totally just have taken it at that point and held in wherever they lock up all the Benadryl, Advil and whatever else. 

Problem solved.  Then we of course have the "one joint" story.  Smells fishy.

edit:  I'd look at that plate and wonder where the rest of dinner was.

Edited August 18, 2020 by PaperTree

[FlyingEgret]

I loved Hannah's expression when Sandy busted open the bathroom door yelling "don't" as Hannah was about to squat on the toilet...

[lyric]

What's this?  Sandy isn't hovering over Tom or asking the guests if they're horribly mad about the oyster shells, which would never NEVER ever be served on a yacht!

[JennyMominFL]

Did we not have a situation like this on BD Original Recipe?

[psychoticstate]

These guests are so trashy and tacky.

[njbchlover]

3 minutes ago, lyric said:

What's this?  Sandy isn't hovering over Tom or asking the guests if they're horribly mad about the oyster shells, which would never NEVER ever be served on a yacht!

Where the hell is Sandy at dinner tonight??  Everything is going wrong - shells in the oysters, undercooked/raw lobster - WHY isn't she hovering over the table like usual??  

 

[PaperTree]

Interesting no WWHL tonight.  The calls must have been devastating.

[psychoticstate]

5 minutes ago, lyric said:

What's this?  Sandy isn't hovering over Tom or asking the guests if they're horribly mad about the oyster shells, which would never NEVER ever be served on a yacht!

Sandy doesn't have to because her pet, Malia, has forwarded her mail to the galley and is pulling a Jenna.  

I hope Tom does walk out.  As he says, he doesn't need this.  It would serve Sandy and Malia right.

[TexasGal]

Chef Tom is making Chef Ben seem super chill, and he hasn’t even been on duty 24 hours.

Interesting that Hannah had tweeted last week the back of the box with the script on it, and pointed out that it was CBD not marijuana but we don’t see her discuss either of those things with Sandy.

Yeah, these guest are pretty gross already.  The one guy cutting a piece of steak off to taste it, with like his pocket knife or something?  EWH.

[pieinmyeye]

I take a medication that I can only get filled with a paper prescription. They always keep the prescription. I was so glad to see the smile of what seemed to be relief on Hannah’s face while Sandy looked like she could have used one of the infamous Valiums. Sandy and Mila deserve each other.

[njbchlover]

2 minutes ago, psychoticstate said:

Sandy doesn't have to because her pet, Malia, has forwarded her mail to the galley and is pulling a Jenna.  

I hope Tom does walk out.  As he says, he doesn't need this.  It would serve Sandy and Malia right.

It seems like he is on the verge of walking out several times, from the previews.  He also seems very testy and tempermental while in the kitchen.  I wish Sandy was there to see that!!  (But, of course, she will be MIA around the food now, because "he's just what she was looking for in a chef".)

1 minute ago, pieinmyeye said:

I take a medication that I can only get filled with a paper prescription. They always keep the prescription. I was so glad to see the smile of what seemed to be relief on Hannah’s face while Sandy looked like she could have used one of the infamous Valiums. Sandy and Mila deserve each other.

I think that the pharmacy is required to keep the paper script, if written, on file, for insurance purposes and so that the script cannot be filled again.  

[movingtargetgal]

8 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

I loved Hannah's expression when Sandy busted open the bathroom door yelling "don't" as Hannah was about to squat on the toilet...

Sandy so wanted Hannah to lose it and create a scene, so much so that she busted in on Hannah while she was in the bathroom.  (Sandy has some big boundary issues.)  Hannah didn't give Sandy the satisfaction.  She was done dealing with Sandy's mind games....good for her!!!!!  Hannah was smart in not engaging with Sandy, even after Sandy followed off the boat, (boundary issues).  She really knocked the wind out of Sandy's sails.  Sandy was pissed. 

 

[spunky]

Malia mind the business that pays you , you damn snake! So is she now part of the interior? Maybe she could borrow Jenna’s dish rag and clean wine glasses. So the Michelin star chef is feeding people raw lobster and having tantrums about the guests not wanting raw food and shells in their food? Both Kiko and Hannah are probably laughing their butts off at Tom messing up. 
 

Side note: Adrienne is doing an AMA tomorrow on Reddit. She’s been tearing Sandy and Malia apart everyday over the past week. I can’t wait to see what she has to say.