Darcey & Stacey

[Frozendiva]

I don’t think this counts as a spoiler. If it is, I will move it to the couples thread. Who are these two women?

https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/pg9ne8/yall_really_what_is_happening_here/?sort=new

 

[bichonblitz]

These two are insane. 

The way they put sentences together is insane.

Darcey-"If we walk down the aisle"- how about saying "if we get married". Like normal people. EVERYTHING they say has to be so dramatic. 

If I hear  "I have to be strong" and "I don't deserve this" one more time.....

 

[Xebug67]

19 hours ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Maybe it's the fuckin' hat, Darce.

When I finally realized what the imagery was that was on that hat of hers, all I could think of was, "Tacky, tacky, tacky.  Bougie, bougie, bougie."  Nothing says class as much as a $100 bill snow hat, LOL.

[bichonblitz]

So Stacey was going to withdraw $2,000 from the bank so Florian can have some spending money while she's in Turkey getting a new face? And he is better than Georgi in what way? Because he pretends it bothers him to get this money from Stacey, like it's against his beliefs. Yeah, sure, Flor. Then why didn't he save a whole bunch of money when he was living in Albania with his parents before he moved to CT to be with the love of his life so he didn't have to sponge off her and then act like he doesn't want to. I can't stand him. Such a weasel. 

[bichonblitz]

I can not believe Darcey is still talking to Georgi's ex. WTH is wrong with this cow? That would be a deal breaker for me. Seriously, does she really want an adult relationship because she has the mentality of a child. She will never, ever have a healthy relationship unless she gets deep (and consistent) therapy. That goes for her looney twin, also. 

Edited September 4, 2021 by bichonblitz

[Mothra]

I finally figured out Darcey's big problem:  the girl has *no* sense of humor, and is especially unable to laugh at herself.  Georgi was pretty funny, suggesting that Darcey was maybe going to get gold teeth, like a rapper, or diamonds put in her teeth, and she was not just stoney--she acted *insulted*.  I think if she had just *giggled* a little, her daughters would have laughed, and a lot of tension would have dissolved.  Has anyone ever seen this woman have a good, hearty laugh at anything?  Is she always on guard, always ready to take any comment as an insult?

Maybe people do laugh at her and make fun of her appearance in her RL.  Maybe she's so hurt by that that she can't have any fun at her own expense.  But Jesus, take a breath.  And Georgi--get the hell out of there.

The only thing that even makes her smile is being told how sexy she is--now *that's* a laughing matter!

[1011101010001]

Maybe because the twins don’t like to laugh they pick these stoic grim Eastern European men who consisted on root vegetables.

[jennylauren123]

Has anyone else seen this!? It gave me a great laugh yesterday. Does Hulu know something we don't know?

Edited September 5, 2021 by jennylauren123

[Maximadc]

On 8/27/2021 at 4:42 PM, MrBuhBye said:

When the girls made a giant cookie for dinner only grandpa was around.

The girls live with their grandpa, they visit Darcy rarely. It is funny how Darcy always acts like sHe is going to war(mama has to go, be good, I miss you etc)

[Dramamama]

Darcy treats Georgi like crap. When her friends accused him of saying things and was proven to have just relayed hearsay, she never defended him or apologized. When she insinuated that he wasn’t divorced and he provided proof, she never apologized. Who asks an EX for advice?!! There is a reason they are ex’s. Typically, they don’t have nice things to say. Ask her if she’d like him to make all his judgements based on Jesse or Tom’s impression of her. She is delusional and only created drama and misery fro herself. She deserves NO sympathy. It’s sad, but if she ever finds someone to put up with that crap, they will be a saint!

[JeanJean]

On 9/3/2021 at 11:56 AM, bichonblitz said:

If I hear  "I have to be strong" and "I don't deserve this" one more time.....

 

And don't forget the ever-present, "I deserve this" when they want something.

[JeanJean]

On 8/27/2021 at 11:18 AM, Xebug67 said:

That's where Darcey self-sabotages, because neither were Jess or Tom the overly adoring, doting men she so obviously craves.  I wonder if her ex-husband was also a cold fish.

I think Darcey and Stacey are stuck at the prepubescent/early pubescent stage, which makes sense because (I think) that's when they were bullied. They're kind of trying to live the kind of love songs you listen to (over and over and over) at that age. Even when they wrote that one song that time, it was more like a teeny-bopper song than a grown women song.

[JeanJean]

I really hope this show is staged because otherwise these two are just histrionic wacky love divas, seemingly without a clue as to appropriate social behavior. Not everyone in the world exists for you to grill relentlessly, ladies.

I swear, I'll be looking at the TV one second and Darci's happy, I look away for a second and I turn back and Darci's wailing, "No more painnnnnn!" (And yet I watch it! :)  Go figure. I guess because it's like watching a trainwreck. And there really is nothing else on TV these days.)

Every season should be called something like "The Mystery of Georgi." (Just sub in new guy's name.) Because it's all about Darci digging relentessly for deep dark secrets she's sure exists. It's like a Nancy Drew mystery if Nancy had hair extensions and abandonment issues.

Her first season, I was totally on her side. (Still think Jesse is a douche.) But it's getting really tiring -- and embarrassing.

Edited September 6, 2021 by JeanJean

[CainF]

Darcey and Stacey arrive in Turkey, finally.  The journey to self-love and plastic surgery begins...these twins should probably spin this self-care stuff into a cruise travel package.

The villa they are staying in is very Zen, and comes with a cat that apparently only one of the twins (Stacey) is allergic to.  Maybe a seafood allergy will be the cliffhanger?  God knows even an allergy to anesthesia won't stop this trip's purpose.

Stacey gets a loving message and FaceTime with Florian, which makes Darcey happy, which makes me wonder if Darcey is even paying attention to the conversation Florian and Stacey are having, because it's hardly indicative of much more than a frequent check-in to make sure Florian isn't cheating on her.

Oh Lord.  The 2 stiffs have some idea to meet up and play soccer in the snow.  Florian doesn't like playing in the snow, and Georgi thinks there's too much sunlight.  Their soccer game is mercifully short.  While the 2 men sit down to talk, it's revealed Georgi's grandmom died under anesthesia when he was a child, which is why he doesn't want Darcey going under the knife.  Georgi is regretting the angry farewell to Darcey.

A light bulb goes off in Georgi's head, that if Darcey reached out to his ex Octavia, Georgi should reach out to Jesse.  It's confusing, because on the one hand Georgi seems to want to fix things with Darcey but on the other, seems bent on tit-for-tat with Darcey.  At least it's innovative, script-wise, although completely unbelievable when performed by Georgi.

Darcey and Stacey re-iterate the story to date re Darcey and Georgi the next morning, which, surprise, amounts to Darcey deserving more than what she's getting from Georgi.

Stacey reveals that she is nervous to tell Darcey she's trying to figure out a way to give Florian a baby.  It remains unclear why Stacey wants a baby when Florian seems so nonchalant about the whole thing, but I suppose it's a best practice to keep the marriage alive, or at least keep Florian from walking away.

Jesus, a whole segment at the dentist office, what the f?  Where's Dr. Dubrow to help us understand what's really going on here, or even Dr. Oz?

Teeth before boobs, of course.  And tummy tucks.  

Darcey says she still loves Georgi, and that she wants to give him one last chance.  Stacey is foiled and digs in with reminding Darcey that the relationship is toxic.  Is every God-damned relationship on this show dysfunctional?

Trust me, no Russian male would ever do what's next, the long-awaited call from Georgi to Jesse.  The money must be good.  On the way we get an interlude with a Stacey video call with Florian.  Somehow Stacey is freaking out about the cyst on her ovary...but not so much not to be steeped in the lap of luxury in a foreign country awaiting several elective surgeries.  Florian doesn't seem worried about the cyst, which bothers Stacey.  Stacey wants both concern and the GPS location of her man, after all.

It's here, the phone call between Georgi and Jesse.  Oh, my God.  It's anticlimactic, but I'm not sure if it's the monotone and bad acting of these two, or if it's just so unbelievable.  Tom gets dragged into the conversation, and we are now looking for the Cheaters episode of Darcey cheating on Jesse with Tom.  Georgi isn't buying it, and knows what we all know, that Darcey would never cheat on her man.

Georgi's master plan is revealed at the end - oh, it's classic Russians playing chess while Americans are playing checkers, too:  Georgi's call to Jesse was really to prove the point that exes just want to be hurtful.  Jesse was played, it seems.  TLC, next time you have Jesse on at least get him with his shirt off, please.

I guess there's at least one more episode of Turkey, so a boy can still dream that Darcey or Stacey or both even (I'm giddy at that thought) might refer to Turkey as Istanbul, or even Myanmar as Burma.  Surely one of these women has a copy of Turkey for Dummies with her.

[deirdra]

What was wrong with their old teeth?

[Caseysgirl]

Darcy, no one, and I mean no one, would want to put up with whining, the interrogations, and your unappealing personality. Big boobs, veneers and hair extensions do not make you attractive.  Besides accusing your men of mischief before they even do anything, try having an actual conversation. Try asking a few questions about them rather than fishing for compliments.  It’s so exhausting to watch these women  putting so much in to their appearance without doing anything about the inner self.  Sad, really.

[Texasmom1970]

They say animals can sense bad energy; poor cat.

If I was financially able I would invest a little more in beauty upkeep and regimens. But I honestly think they need to invest some of that money on therapy. All those surgeries and every thing do not do anything if you are messed up inside.

[1011101010001]

“Sis, I have a cyst!”

We had a miniature schnauzer that was prone to cysts.  And yippy like the Silva twins.

Darcey doesn’t like coffee because like so many other parts of her being her palate is frozen at age 12.

[seasons]

Cysts can be common during different times in your cycle. Exaggerated drama.

[DawnDavenport]

1 hour ago, deirdra said:

What was wrong with their old teeth?

The same thing that is wrong with them in general: They are mentally unstable individuals who stopped aging around the age of 11 or 12.

Why go to Turkey for these procedures? Have they burned through every cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in the greater New York area? 

I'm wondering if there is some trauma in their lives we don't know about that prevented them from aging emotionally past the age of 12. Thank goodness Darcey's daughters are living in their father. What about Stacey's kids? I assume their father has refused to allow them to be filmed for the show. We hear about them but have never seen them.

[DawnDavenport]

20 minutes ago, seasons said:

Cysts can be common during different times in your cycle. Exaggerated drama.

I want to know if it's just a cyst or a "cyst and deceased" (ala Tamra Barney). 

Aren't these two close to 50? How in the hell does she think it's even remotely advisable to try to have a kid? My God she is insane. 

[JeanJean]

27 minutes ago, seasons said:

Cysts can be common during different times in your cycle. Exaggerated drama.

Plus, cysts are just very common, aren't they? I was told decades ago that I had an ovarian cyst, and pretty much never gave it a thought. I think it disappeared on its own over the years.
I do understand, though, that D&S's brother died of cancer, so they may just worry that anything is cancer.

[Mothra]

Finally, a glimpse of a sense of humor.  These ladies yukked it up over Florida's inability to pronounce the word "fart." 

Which was a wake-up call for me.  Of *course* it's all phony--once again I've been sucked in.  I wonder if Georgi knows what's going on, and all those turnips and rutabagas have frozen his face into that DUH expression.  The Silvas have no story except the turmoil of their love lives, not to mention a limited range of possibilities for plot development within that range:  will Darcey get ANSWERS?  will they be able to hash it out?  Are their Slavic lovers with them for THE RIGHT REASONS?  No matter how much evidence to the contrary, the Silvas don't believe their boyfriends are really divorced; they don't believe that their boyfriends really don't care about whether their creaky organs can create or carry a fetus; will they get what they deserve, which is unconditional LOVE?  They are STRONG, INDEPENDENT women goddammit and then the tears WAH WAH WAH.

Nothing outside of these tropes occurs on this show, and stupid me, I fell for it.

And without this eternal churning churning churning of the same goddam drama, without even variations in vocabulary, these women have no jobs at TLC.

On average, cast members on 90 Day Fiance earn from $13,000 to $18,000 per season. Couples get $1,000 per episode, plus a further $2,500 to appear in the tell-all. As the Silva twins have been on more than one season and have their own spin-off, their fees are likely more than the quoted figures.

https://www.tvshowsace.com/2020/09/16/90-day-fiance-how-do-darcey-stacey-silva-afford-their-luxurious-lifestyle/

[Pepper Mostly]

10 hours ago, Caseysgirl said:

Darcy, no one, and I mean no one, would want to put up with whining, the interrogations, and your unappealing personality. Big boobs, veneers and hair extensions do not make you attractive.  Besides accusing your men of mischief before they even do anything, try having an actual conversation. Try asking a few questions about them rather than fishing for compliments.  It’s so exhausting to watch these women  putting so much in to their appearance without doing anything about the inner self.  Sad, really.

She's forever whining about "trust issues", yet she creeps about like she's in a French farce, hiding behind doors and laying traps in the hope of catching her current objet d'amour in a lie. When Georgi "opened up" and "communicated" with her that he feels that her constant questioning of his motives and sneaking around was "killing the love" she screamed that he was "love bombing" her (WTF? That is not what love bombing is, dimbulb) and that she would not be spoken to like that by any man. When all he did was calmly and rationally try to tell her how he felt. Which is what she claims she wants. She only wants 24 hour hour a day adoration, scattered rose petals, piggyback rides on the beach, and slow dancing on the terrace. To label her expectations unrealistic is a vast understatement. She seems to want to live in a Cialis ad. 

8 hours ago, DawnDavenport said:

Aren't these two close to 50? How in the hell does she think it's even remotely advisable to try to have a kid? My God she is insane. 

They cop to being 46. I'm sure they've shaved off at least a couple of years. 

[Shelbie]

Both sisters appear desperate to believe that somehow every new surgery will magically make them look 25. No surgery ever will but they will waste money and time trying.
Their boyfriends and husbands will be weirder and they will never understand that  real life will never be a Harlequin romance.

[jojo3couleurs]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's forever whining about "trust issues", yet she creeps about like she's in a French farce, hiding behind doors and laying traps in the hope of catching her current objet d'amour in a lie. When Georgi "opened up" and "communicated" with her that he feels that her constant questioning of his motives and sneaking around was "killing the love" she screamed that he was "love bombing" her (WTF? That is not what love bombing is, dimbulb) and that she would not be spoken to like that by any man. When all he did was calmly and rationally try to tell her how he felt. Which is what she claims she wants. She only wants 24 hour hour a day adoration, scattered rose petals, piggyback rides on the beach, and slow dancing on the terrace. To label her expectations unrealistic is a vast understatement. She seems to want to live in a Cialis ad. 

They cop to being 46. I'm sure they've shaved off at least a couple of years. 

 

 

speaking of shaving … the thought of Florian shaving every creak of Stacey  will haunt me for a long time… 

 

where is that brain bleach I keep hearing about?? 😱

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, jojo3couleurs said:

 

 

speaking of shaving … the thought of Florian shaving every creak of Stacey  will haunt me for a long time… 

 

where is that brain bleach I keep hearing about?? 😱

And all the places she can’t hide the wrinkles.

[Persnickety1]

I need to rewatch this episode.  I have to admit that I was laughing my ass off so hard at Stacey describing Florian shaving her that I missed some dialogue.  I did catch Darcey commenting about how they have no torsos or something along those lines.  

I also laughed at the previews of Georgi getting Botox.  Dude, no offense, but you already have zero facial expression.  The last thing you need is Botox.  Besides, you could have used that money towards peanut butter.  

I also laughed when the twins were obviously high as a kite from the anesthesia and navigating their way out of the office.  

I'd love to try authentic Turkish coffee.  Too bad it was wasted on these two.  

I enjoyed this episode more than I should have.  It was shocking to be laughing with them instead of at them.  

I may need antibiotics because I fear they're starting to grow on me like a flesh-eating bacteria.  

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Persnickety1 said:

I also laughed at the previews of Georgi getting Botox.  Dude, no offense, but you already have zero facial expression.  The last thing you need is Botox. 

OMG, hilarious...it's so true!

I wonder if he ever had botox before hooking up with Darcey?  I bet yes.

[Persnickety1]

7 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

OMG, hilarious...it's so true!

I wonder if he ever had botox before hooking up with Darcey?  I bet yes.

It would explain a lot about his inability to form any facial expressions whatsoever 😂

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol even Georgi thinks Jesse is a piece shit

[jojo3couleurs]

They also have ‘teardrop boobs’😂

and Florian helps Stacey putting a bra on… 

 

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol even Georgi thinks Jesse is a piece shit

I like Jesse better than Tom so what does that make Tom lol?

[Baltimore Betty]

1 hour ago, jojo3couleurs said:

They also have ‘teardrop boobs’😂

and Florian helps Stacey putting a bra on… 

 

Are they 42 longs when the bra comes off?

 

[DawnDavenport]

4 hours ago, jojo3couleurs said:

 

 

speaking of shaving … the thought of Florian shaving every creak of Stacey  will haunt me for a long time… 

 

where is that brain bleach I keep hearing about?? 😱

Plus, didn't Stacey also imply that Florian shaving her turned him on? THE HORROR!

When Stacey bent over and was all "buns up kneeling" on the sofa I just imagined a bramble bush running up both thighs and converging around her various nether regions: front, middle, and back, with Florian on his knees using 3 or 4 Lady Bics to clear it out. I wonder how often he has to do this? 

Can I ask WTH is up with their faces on that boat in the previews? Their faces just didn't look right (as if they ever do). But they looked more alien-like than usual.

Edited September 7, 2021 by DawnDavenport

[1011101010001]

12 minutes ago, DawnDavenport said:

 

Can I ask WTH is up with their faces on that boat in the previews? Their faces just didn't look right (as if they ever do). But they looked more alien-like than usual.

When they scrunch them up in anguish they achieve maximum troll doll effect.

[Haute Messe]

5 hours ago, jojo3couleurs said:

 

 

speaking of shaving … the thought of Florian shaving every creak of Stacey  will haunt me for a long time… 

 

where is that brain bleach I keep hearing about?? 😱

Unless this is bullshit and they are just shamelessly trolling us, Florian deserves every nickel he is squeezing out of this hideous cow. 

[1011101010001]

1 minute ago, lizajane said:

Unless this is bullshit and they are just shamelessly trolling us, Florian deserves every nickel he is squeezing out of this hideous cow. 

Maybe hairy women are a thing in Albania so it’s nothing new.

[Haute Messe]

1 minute ago, MrBuhBye said:

Maybe hairy women are a thing in Albania so it’s nothing new.

Haha!  Maybe all those beets and turnips promote excess hair growth.

[Texasmom1970]

Florian should get some tips for shaving Stacey from big Ed. It might be easier to just get a big paint brush and nair her up.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 hours ago, DawnDavenport said:

Plus, didn't Stacey also imply that Florian shaving her turned him on? THE HORROR!

When Stacey bent over and was all "buns up kneeling" on the sofa I just imagined a bramble bush running up both thighs and converging around her various nether regions: front, middle, and back, with Florian on his knees using 3 or 4 Lady Bics to clear it out. I wonder how often he has to do this? 

I do not believe for one solitary minute that this shaving adventure transpired as Stacey related. In fact, I'm having a hard time believing it ever happened at all. She's full of shit. 

Edited September 7, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Maximadc]

On 9/6/2021 at 4:00 PM, JeanJean said:

I really hope this show is staged because otherwise these two are just histrionic wacky love divas, seemingly without a clue as to appropriate social behavior. Not everyone in the world exists for you to grill relentlessly, ladies.

I swear, I'll be looking at the TV one second and Darci's happy, I look away for a second and I turn back and Darci's wailing, "No more painnnnnn!" (And yet I watch it! :)  Go figure. I guess because it's like watching a trainwreck. And there really is nothing else on TV these days.)

Every season should be called something like "The Mystery of Georgi." (Just sub in new guy's name.) Because it's all about Darci digging relentessly for deep dark secrets she's sure exists. It's like a Nancy Drew mystery if Nancy had hair extensions and abandonment issues.

Her first season, I was totally on her side. (Still think Jesse is a douche.) But it's getting really tiring -- and embarrassing.

Really? I start thinking Jesse is the most reasonable one in this group. At least he didn’t use Darcey’s money to buy stuff.  And, I still believe that he was on the right side during the steak argument 

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Maximadc said:

And, I still believe that he was on the right side during the steak argument 

You’re biased.

[Mothra]

4 hours ago, Persnickety1 said:

It would explain a lot about his inability to form any facial expressions whatsoever 😂

 

That, and all those root vegetables.

[1011101010001]

1 minute ago, Mothra said:

That, and all those root vegetables.

Rutabaga face!

[deirdra]

2 hours ago, DawnDavenport said:

Plus, didn't Stacey also imply that Florian shaving her turned him on? THE HORROR!

Can I ask WTH is up with their faces on that boat in the previews? Their faces just didn't look right (as if they ever do). But they looked more alien-like than usual.

I wonder how a body covered in stubble feels when your boyfriend is unavailable to reshave it.

The full sunlight on the boat accentuated every bump of filler & bloat.  And they both do that full face scrunch of anguish or incomprehension with maximum protrusion of duck lips when things don't go their way.

Edited September 7, 2021 by deirdra

[1011101010001]

3 minutes ago, deirdra said:

I wonder how a body covered in stubble feels when your boyfriend is unavailable to reshave it.

Bathtub full of Nair?

[Maximadc]

Alina is a very intelligent girl.

Edited September 7, 2021 by Maximadc

[Pepper Mostly]

1 hour ago, deirdra said:

 

The full sunlight on the boat accentuated every bump of filler & bloat.  And they both do that full face scrunch of anguish or incomprehension with maximum protrusion of duck lips when things don't go their way.

Yeah, they should avoid going out in sunlight. Like vampires. Maybe that's how Stacey found Wolf Boy, they were both prowling the darker corners of the night. 

The lip fillers are out of control--Darcey's upper lip looks deformed. 

[1011101010001]

The twins are so self-absorbed I can’t believe they are any good in bed.  Probably lie there like sacks of potatoes (or root vegetables).