Darcey & Stacey

[Quof]

You’re assuming this was an actual date, rather than a response to a casting call.

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Boy when they cry or pout the plastic surgery is even less flattering if that is possible.

[Kellyee]

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You’re assuming this was an actual date, rather than a response to a casting call.

All reality shows have things that are staged, and I'm sure this show is no different. But all we can go on is what they show us.

 

 

 

 

[Frozendiva]

Screenrant article about whether House of Eleven is real or just sells rebranded clothing.

https://screenrant.com/darcey-stacey-house-of-eleven-copying-other-brands/

[Starlight925]

So Cicero cancels at the last minute, then reschedules, then takes Darcey for 1 drink, no food.  Then leaves while it's still light out, making her fend for herself for a ride home.

TLC must have paid him in advance for that "date".

Looks like our previews show him boo'd up on Insta with someone else.  Which will make Darcey cry, which will cause her to lean into short-haired Georgi, and cue more drama between those two.

And smug Stacey will make Darcey feel bad about having feelings, which will make Darcey cry even more, which will make Stacey dig her heels into how lucky she is, that she's not in that position to date anymore.

Such a script.

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16 minutes ago, Starlight925 said:

So Cicero cancels at the last minute, then reschedules, then takes Darcey for 1 drink, no food.  Then leaves while it's still light out, making her fend for herself for a ride home.

TLC must have paid him in advance for that "date".

Looks like our previews show him boo'd up on Insta with someone else.  Which will make Darcey cry, which will cause her to lean into short-haired Georgi, and cue more drama between those two.

And smug Stacey will make Darcey feel bad about having feelings, which will make Darcey cry even more, which will make Stacey dig her heels into how lucky she is, that she's not in that position to date anymore.

Such a script.

Looks entertaining that the matchmaker scolds Darcey.

[Hotel Snarker]

I don't even understand the wedding conflict. Just be an adult and don't talk to Georgi??? Weddings are big events. You can maneuver around him for a day.

[libgirl2]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I don't even understand the wedding conflict. Just be an adult and don't talk to Georgi??? Weddings are big events. You can maneuver around him for a day.

But then there would be no drama, no tears, no yelling...... 

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If Georgi’s life is going so poorly that he thinks marrying Darcey would be an improvement I feel sorry for him.  Maybe he thinks the longer he is on the show the more likely he is to find a less obnoxious sugar mama.

[John M]

5 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Screenrant article about whether House of Eleven is real or just sells rebranded clothing.

https://screenrant.com/darcey-stacey-house-of-eleven-copying-other-brands/

I thought it was well understood that HoE was not "designing" any clothing or manufacturing any clothing, but importing clothing from Asia and "branding it"

Their "office" was clearly not "their" office, I'm pretty certain that it is just a business that will source and then screen print, embroidery and sew in labels for anyone that wants a vanity clothing business. 

[Maximadc]

I don’t remember why exactly Georgi was so awful to Darcey. Could you please refresh my memory?

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2 minutes ago, Maximadc said:

I don’t remember why exactly Georgi was so awful to Darcey. Could you please refresh my memory?

He had money in a sock?  He didn’t get a job quickly enough?  I don’t remember either.  They broke up between seasons and she just said some general stuff like he didn’t make her feel like a queen or something lol.

[magemaud]

On 3/7/2023 at 9:32 PM, MrBuhBye said:

I thought it odd that he picked her up but left her to find her own way home.

I thought he offered to take her home but she said she’d get there by herself 

[magemaud]

Darcey also met with Georgi’s ex-wife who confirmed he had a history of looking for Sugar Mamas

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1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Darcey also met with Georgi’s ex-wife who confirmed he had a history of looking for Sugar Mamas

I mean why else would he want to be with her?

16 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I thought he offered to take her home but she said she’d get there by herself 

I must have zoned out or was that on the supersized edition?

Edited March 9, 2023 by MrBuhBye

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

I must have zoned out or was that on the supersized edition?

IIRC, it was just a quick “Let me take you home” as they were leaving the date, but Darcey said “That’s okay…” But maybe I imagined it! 
Anyway, I came back to post this picture. Remember these two crazy kids? 

[magemaud]

All right, Mr BB, I stand corrected. I watched that scene On Demand and Cicero did NOT offer Darcey a ride home. What he did was ask her if she wanted to go home with HIM (although with his daughters there I don’t think he was expecting to get any action despite her freshly shaved ass) but Darcey said, “Not this time.” 

[Kellyee]

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I don't even understand the wedding conflict. Just be an adult and don't talk to Georgi??? Weddings are big events. You can maneuver around him for a day.

If Darcy was capable of behaving like an adult, there wouldn't be a show.

Did Georgi say he is investing in real estate? Where is he getting that kind of money? A masseuse doesn't make that kind of money.

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Kellyee said:

If Darcy was capable of behaving like an adult, there wouldn't be a show.

Did Georgi say he is investing in real estate? Where is he getting that kind of money? A masseuse doesn't make that kind of money.

 

 

 

Perhaps if they offer extras.

[KateHearts]

Ugh, when Darcy waltzed into the "meeting" w S/F/G, I knew it wouldn't come across at all like she thought it did.  

Her idea: "I'm an empowered woman! I don't care about Georgi at all! I'll let him know that he is being manipulative and I couldn't care less. Harumph! Let him see that I am unscathed by our breakup and I'm doing cool, exciting things, getting the love and success I deserve and I'm moving forward!"

How it looked:

Darcey comes in with a total bitch face, rolls her eyes and sneers at Georgi, tries to pretend she doesn't care but you can tell she really, really does care. Then launches into an attack of "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! YOU'RE TRYING TO GET TO ME THROUGH FLORIAN! I'M DONE! I DON'T CARE!" (which really looks more like she cares waaaay too much.)

That "matchmaker" was way off base, not knowing much of the situation about Georgi coming into town and immediately drawing the conclusion that it was all a way to win Darcey back and manipulate them all.  Who the F is she to be psychoanalyst all of a sudden? Honestly, I think it well could have been that Georgi and Florian are friends (they probably don't really have any others) and Georgi came down for a visit and some TV time. The whole "Darcey, where you going? Come baaaack.  I loffff you!" seemed heavily scripted, fake and stupid.

[magemaud]

On 3/8/2023 at 5:27 PM, Hotel Snarker said:

Weddings are big events. You can maneuver around him for a day.

I can't help but wonder just how big this guest list is going to be! I can only think of the Silvas, Parrothead, the cousin married to the football player, who else would make the trip to Florida just to see a vow renewal? I bet Stacey's SONS don't even attend! 

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2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I can't help but wonder just how big this guest list is going to be! I can only think of the Silvas, Parrothead, the cousin married to the football player, who else would make the trip to Florida just to see a vow renewal? I bet Stacey's SONS don't even attend! 

Isn’t he a basketball player?  What about their drunken loud friends from Connecticut?

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I bet Stacey's SONS don't even attend! 

I wonder if they attended Analbleach’s graduation and they just wouldn’t be filmed.

Edited March 10, 2023 by MrBuhBye

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

Isn’t he a basketball player?  What about their drunken loud friends from Connecticut?

Basketball, football, baseball, all the same to me! I thought about those two harridans from CT but think they're more Darcey's friends. Of course, if the camera is rolling...

[Frozendiva]

Some of their surgery footage. Link only because of content. May not be suitable for everyone.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarceyAndStaceyTLC/comments/11m23s3/another_surgery_shame_on_this_doctor_for_allowing/

 

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If they are going for grotesque they have achieved their goal.

Edited March 10, 2023 by MrBuhBye

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When Darcey was attempting the headstand I was distracted by how much her body resembles a cookie jar.

[Baltimore Betty]

D&S are a bit stupid but the men they pull in to their orbit are as dumb as a bag of hair!

Florian is probably a good match for Stacey because he goes along with whatever, he is her lap dog and is easily manipulated even though he garbled something about not being able to be manipulated.

Darcey never once asked Ferrari guy about himself, gushed over the white tee and jeans he was wearing (while she was dressed like a chandelier), gushed about the car which in my opinion was rented for the night and he had to get it back before the car rental place closed, hence his hasty departure and leaving her on the curb without so much as getting an Uber for her. Darcey will pout about that quick date, the pictures on social media of him, no calls from him, etc...but yet still want to date him, she does not see he might treat her badly she does not care, she wants a man that is better than Florian to show up Stacey.

Also, you can take the words "car retal" and change it to "wife at home," for the same result.

[Frozendiva]

No idea if this is old or new news. She now is on OnlyFans.

 

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54 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

No idea if this is old or new news. She now is on OnlyFans.

 

I would pay not to see those pics.

[magemaud]

17 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Darcey never once asked Ferrari guy about himself, gushed over the white tee and jeans he was wearing (while she was dressed like a chandelier), gushed about the car which in my opinion was rented for the night and he had to get it back before the car rental place closed, hence his hasty departure and leaving her on the curb without so much as getting an Uber for her

It was on again tonight (in the background, of course) and I noticed the very first thing she told her daughters, Michelle the Matchmaker and Florian when they asked about her date with Cicero was that he picked her up in a Lamborghini. 

[Baltimore Betty]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

Cicero was that he picked her up in a Lamborghini. 

I stand corrected, it was a rented Lamborghini, not a rented Ferrari, lol. Yes Darcey definitely likes the fancy car, she likes shiny things, real or not. Remember how excited she was to get that fake diamond engagement ring from Georgi, (I mean the one she provided so G could give it to her).

Poor thing has no idea what is real but she keeps saying she deserves real love.

[magemaud]

Georgi’s “diamond” gift necklace (?) looks like it came from Hof11. 

[Texasmom1970]

On 3/9/2023 at 10:42 PM, MrBuhBye said:

If they are going for grotesque they have achieved their goal.

And surpassed it by a long way!

[Welshman in Ca]

This is how they're going to end up https://www.tmz.com/2023/03/11/uni-boob-instagram-model-breast-reduction-surgery-implant-loses-20-pounds/

Prepare yourself before clicking the link.

[magemaud]

On 3/9/2023 at 4:04 PM, Kellyee said:

Did Georgi say he is investing in real estate?

Maybe that really means he's paying his rent? 

Edited March 11, 2023 by magemaud

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44 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Maybe that really means he's paying his rent? 

Or he put up a birdhouse.

[Kellyee]

So now Darcy is resorting to OnlyFans to make money? That is a whole new level of sad.

[Baltimore Betty]

33 minutes ago, Kellyee said:

So now Darcy is resorting to OnlyFans to make money? That is a whole new level of sad.

The real sadness is the people that will pay to see it.

On 2/21/2023 at 3:25 PM, bravofan27 said:

He's like a poached farm kid

This made me laugh out loud. 

 

[libgirl2]

18 hours ago, Welshman in Ca said:

This is how they're going to end up https://www.tmz.com/2023/03/11/uni-boob-instagram-model-breast-reduction-surgery-implant-loses-20-pounds/

Prepare yourself before clicking the link.

Oy! No way I could be prepared for that. 

[Baltimore Betty]

22 hours ago, magemaud said:

Georgi’s “diamond” gift necklace (?) looks like it came from Hof11. 

I had to look and see if maybe they were from Hof11, they were not but Darcey's engagement ring is available, it is actually named, "Darcey's Engagement Ring." Like did not even try to pretend that ring was real...idiot.

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35 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I had to look and see if maybe they were from Hof11, they were not but Darcey's engagement ring is available, it is actually named, "Darcey's Engagement Ring." Like did not even try to pretend that ring was real...idiot.

“We like bling.”

[bravofan27]

Darcey broke up with Georgie because he would get caught cheating, his response was to propose (and now she has the cheeky ring replica on sale, funny) but nothing would change. After 2x she was sick of it. 

I think a lot of their clothes on their website are really cute and very inexpensive. I really like the beige double breasted blazer, and their high rise jeans (no bling, no studs, just normal jeans). I also like the boyfriend denim jeans-- I like a lot of their stuff. I also like their models are a size 8-12-- no one is super thin. It's just really cute and I love it. 

[Kellyee]

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I think a lot of their clothes on their website are really cute and very inexpensive. I really like the beige double breasted blazer, and their high rise jeans (no bling, no studs, just normal jeans). I also like the boyfriend denim jeans-- I like a lot of their stuff. I also like their models are a size 8-12-- no one is super thin. It's just really cute and I love it. 

I feel like their stuff is okay but not unique. I could find those jeans at JC Penney for less money on sale.

 

 

 

 

[endure]

I don't watch this spin off ever, but it was on recently so I checked it out and was mortified how much plastic surgery and fillers they have had, they are hard for me to even look at, then today I read they've  had more work done in Turkey including 'fox eyes'.  They will end up looking like the crazy cat lady soon. Can they really believe they are improving their looks or are they delusional and think they look better?  My guess is their freaky behaviour is what's keeping them on the show. 

https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/darcey-stacey-silva-get-plastic-surgery-in-turkey-photos/

Edited March 14, 2023 by endure

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Darcey is almost 50 and can’t use a blender.

Also, just because some of the contents overflow doesn’t mean you have to dump the whole pitcher down the drain. 
 

The matchmaker dropping those truth bombs lol.

[Baltimore Betty]

The matchmaker telling Darcey all these things about how Cicero didn't like this or that...I wonder if Cicero even knows this and the double date scene was even being filmed.  Matchmaker shouting "Ciao" as Darcey was waking out, silly and immature but I understand she could not resist!

What would Patty Stanger say about Darcey, how could she help her?

I am pretty sure Jesse told her to go to therapy, so don't even pretend she has never been told!

Stacey is pissed at Florian so she throws her fake engagement ring at him, why not throw her wedding band at him, that is more of a "I don't want to be married to you or get married to you again," sort of message.

Darcey gets all hot and bothered when she sees photos of the next guy she will go on a date with, he looks like a gigolo, I hope she brings enough money to tip him at the end of the night.  All kidding aside, Darcey does not get it, the men she wants to date do not want to date her, whether it is her age, the way she presents herself, the horrible Greek fishing cap she wears sometimes, her crying on the first date over trauma about how her nail polish chipped, this newest model is there for camera time, I really do think she is not interested in really meeting someone.

Speaking of Florian, "WhyyyeeyouthinkIcannnbeamanipulateded, whyyyyouneverletmespeak?" Every sentence is like one long word.  Agent Gigi tells Florian to act happy and he just cannot muster a smile or at least not look like his dog just died. Is a frown the Albanian Smile?" And what was with that leg, that coquettish little bent leg?  Also, watching F eat shrimp...disgusting and no Stacey, shrimp is not the seafood to put lead in his pencil! That was icky, did he not have silverware?

The gallery friend's outfit was awful and it made me itch. What was the purpose of all that anyway? Did we think the twins were going to understand the art, I mean I don't get modern art all the time but the producers must have thought, let's put them in the room and watch hilarity ensue.  I pray these women never are in Miami during Art Basel, their heads would explode.

The blender scene was sad, in a way it reminded me of Parker Posey grilling that one chicken wing on a grill in her trailer park at the end of Waiting For Guffman, just so sad, poor lonely Darcey blending her bits of fruit and yogurt only to have it splatter everywhere while she waxed on about her life.

 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

On 3/10/2023 at 9:25 AM, Baltimore Betty said:

gushed over the white tee and jeans he was wearing (while she was dressed like a chandelier),

Dressed like a chandelier! That's it, you've killed me. I'm dead.

[Kellyee]

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The matchmaker telling Darcey all these things about how Cicero didn't like this or that...I wonder if Cicero even knows this and the double date scene was even being filmed.  Matchmaker shouting "Ciao" as Darcey was waking out, silly and immature but I understand she could not resist!

Darcey is a train wreck, but Cicero cancelled the first date at the very last minute and then bailed on the second date after one drink. I don't know what his game is, but I've online dated a lot, and Cicero was not serious. I want to know how much this matchmaker got paid. I know people who went to matchmaking services, and found it more expensive and no better than online dating on your own. So I give the side-eye to the Matchmaker. 

The reality at our age (Darcey and I are the same age, God help me) is that you have to sift through MANY people to find the match at this point. Cicero struck me as a player wasting time. But so does Florian. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Welshman in Ca]

2 minutes ago, Kellyee said:

Darcey is a train wreck, but Cicero cancelled the first date at the very last minute and then bailed on the second date after one drink. I don't know what his game is, but I've online dated a lot, and Cicero was not serious. I want to know how much this matchmaker got paid. I know people who went to matchmaking services, and found it more expensive and no better than online dating on your own. So I give the side-eye to the Matchmaker. 

The reality at our age (Darcey and I are the same age, God help me) is that you have to sift through MANY people to find the match at this point. Cicero struck me as a player wasting time. But so does Florian. 

 

 

Florian a player ? Really? He strikes me as more of a faithful dour hound dog than a player, he seems to have zero game or even conversation. Now Georgi I could see as a player, he seems to have enough game in him for both of them.

[Baltimore Betty]

12 minutes ago, Welshman in Ca said:

Georgi I could see as a player, he seems to have enough game in him for both of them.

Georgi seems to want to go to the highest bidder.