S08.E20: One-ton Family LIVE CHAT

[Splashes]

73 pounds holy heck. My god.

[Kid]

73 lbs in 2 months???!!!

[ams1001]

Brandy travels a lot for work. Thank you, show, for not showing us her "work." Gained 73. At least she's not making excuses.

8 pounds? You shouldn't be that happy about that.

6 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I'm setting myself free and letting the gray do it's thing. Should save me lots of time but I can't see under my bangs.

I don't have a lot of gray so I haven't bothered to decide whether I want to color it or not. I grew out my bangs years ago so now I'm just gonna see how long it gets (I routinely go 4 months or more between cuts, anyway; last one was October, I think).

Edited May 21, 2020 by ams1001

[umgoblue]

2 minutes ago, Scratches19 said:

 

I am curious, since  Enquiring minds want to know, what the heck has to be blurred out?!?!

[Caoimhe]

Brandie’s got that stupid smile again.  She doesn’t seem to care.

[7EasyPayments]

Just now, mk828 said:

Ouch 73 pound gain

Those damn grapes !

[Chicklet]

Just now, ThereButFor said:

I have hair scissors and cut my own, gave up color a long time ago!

Let's just say my hairdresser and I came to an understanding that I never do that again. 

[mmecorday]

That's what happens when you wake and bake, Brandi.

[Lillith]

Just now, ThereButFor said:

Brandie’s got that stupid smile again.  She doesn’t seem to care.

None of them seemed to be overburdened with intellect. And that weird smile and snotty attitude are irritating AF. 

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, ThereButFor said:

Brandie’s got that stupid smile again.  She doesn’t seem to care.

No wonder she's happy. She's been eating good.

[Chicklet]

I want Dr. Now to say how many calories she had to eat to gain 4th grader.

[Squee Bastard]

Damn, she is obtuse. I can't be bothered to know her name.

[Kid]

3 minutes ago, Squee Bastard said:

She has as much personality as BabyGurlLisa on 90DF.

BGL is vile!    

[mk828]

Dr. Now looks like he wants to kick her ass with her terrible attitude and stupid smirk 

[Guest]

There is no conceivable way that any of these folks could be MORE boring.

[ShoePrincess]

How do you gain 73 pounds in such a short time. Brandie seems to act like it’s all a joke. 
 

And those poor green leggings, Roshanda is wearing.  That’s a lot to ask of a piece of fabric.

 

[Scratches19]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

 

Brandi looks like she's put on at least 50 pounds.

 

We have a winner!! 

[7EasyPayments]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

73 pound gain in how long???

10 minutes. Pork Rinds ain't gonna eat themselves ya know!

[Guest]

Brandi looks like a human bean bag chair.

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

A bunch of Cousin Itts will be going to salons soon.

lol...I have a picture from college of my Cousin Itt impression, where I was hanging off the side of a bed with a pair of sunglasses on the back of my head. I had hip-length brown hair at the time.

[DC Gal in VA]

Brandie, you gained 73 pounds? You mean you couldn't just rap it off? And here I was thinking that rap was the new Cross Fit!

[PaTatertots]

I'd throw something being in the room with this much attitude and just all around "eh" ness. 

[Scratches19]

Just now, ShoePrincess said:

And those poor green leggings, Roshanda is wearing.  That’s a lot to ask of a piece of fabric

I’m thinking of that uniform designer that made suits for The Incredibles. 

[ams1001]

Brandy looks like she just doesn't give a shit.

[ShortyMac]

3 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I want Dr. Now to say how many calories she had to eat to gain 4th grader.

Quick math says an extra ~4,260 calories per day...

Edited May 21, 2020 by ShortyMac

[OoogleEyes]

73 lbs! How is that physically possible?

[Splashes]

She has to be eating 8000-9000kcal per day. Holy heck. How can you even afford that.

The guy is eating around 2500-3000kcal. The other girl I think is 3000-3500kcal.

They are doing well at 1200kcal diet.

[babyhouseman]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Brandy travels a lot for work.

Her work must be rapping at fast food places.

[Armchair Critic]

We don’t have fast food restaurants nearby but today I found out we are getting a Popeyes. Never tried them before but this may not be good for my eating habit.

[thesnarkiest]

Why is Brandie smirking. She is pissing me off so much.

[mk828]

Roshanda's hair looks like a red velvet cupcake

[mmecorday]

Me: I can't believe she gained so much weight in just two months!

Also me: I'm going to make congo squares tomorrow!

[Concerned]

2 minutes ago, ThereButFor said:

Brandie’s got that stupid smile again.  She doesn’t seem to care.

And she’s checking her phone while Dr Now is talking. She is given time with the top weight loss surgeon in the country, and she uses the time to play Candy Crush. Bet they love seeing themselves on Tv even though they are portrayed as morons.

[Kid]

Brandi was not around the other two when she gained 73 pounds.  She was on the road - wasn’t that her excuse?

[sagittarius sue]

4 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

I am curious, since  Enquiring minds want to know, what the heck has to be blurred out?!?!

Lady parts?

[Squee Bastard]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Brandy looks like she just doesn't give a shit.

And Dr. Now has no fucks to give. 

[Caoimhe]

Interesting that Dr Now says he “hopes” to see them in a couple of months!  

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

We don’t have fast food restaurants nearby but today I found out we are getting a Popeyes. Never tried them before but this may not be good for my eating habit.

The ads look yummy, but fast food isn’t one of my (many) failings.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, ThereButFor said:

Brandie’s got that stupid smile again.  She doesn’t seem to care.

She doesn't give a shit because she is BAKED. 

[Lillith]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

We don’t have fast food restaurants nearby but today I found out we are getting a Popeyes. Never tried them before but this may not be good for my eating habit.

Ugh I curse the day I tried their chicken sandwich. I started obessing over it. No more until I hit my goal weight. 

[ShortyMac]

So pathetic that these people settle to lose enough to be mobile, the bare minimum, when they could be so much more. No ambition, no drive.

[Squee Bastard]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

We don’t have fast food restaurants nearby but today I found out we are getting a Popeyes. Never tried them before but this may not be good for my eating habit.

 I finally got a chance to try their new chicken sandwich that everyone Raves about for dinner tonight. It was pretty good. Not the end-all-be-all of chicken sandwiches, but pretty good.

[Miracle Maxie]

4 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

There is no conceivable way that any of these folks could be MORE boring.

At least we’ve been spared any teleconferencing. Small mercies. 

[MrsClaus]

I'm betting Brandy's weight gain came from alcohol and the munchies.

[sainte-chapelle]

If these people are already struggling this much then there is no way they will be successful long term

[DropTheSoap]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

That's what happens when you wake and bake, Brandi.

That’s my guess from the smile. 

Hey pounders, anyone awake?!?

Me eating habit tonight was ham lunch meat and cheddar. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Me: I can't believe she gained so much weight in just two months!

Also me: I'm going to make congo squares tomorrow!

Hahaha, I just finished up the last of the chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream, so I made an emergency pan of brownies to hold us over until the weekend, when I can make something fancier. 

[ams1001]

4 minutes ago, ThereButFor said:

Interesting that Dr Now says he “hopes” to see them in a couple of months!  

The ads look yummy, but fast food isn’t one of my (many) failings.

McDonald's is my only real fast food weakness, and the last time I had it I spent the next day throwing up and the day after that recovering from the day before. Haven't had it since and that was a year ago in March.

Edited May 21, 2020 by ams1001

[7EasyPayments]

8 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

I am curious, since  Enquiring minds want to know, what the heck has to be blurred out?!?!

The 'forest'. Aren't you sorry you asked? 🤪

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahaha, I just finished up the last of the chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream, so I made an emergency pan of brownies to hold us over until the weekend, when I can make something fancier. 

I’m finishing up my low-carb cheesecake. No regrets. 

[Chicklet]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahaha, I just finished up the last of the chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream, so I made an emergency pan of brownies to hold us over until the weekend, when I can make something fancier. 

I quit baking after realizing that I was not going to make my goal and Dr. Now would be upset with me, not that I know him. And unlike this bunch of pathetic humans I can see my toes. I can even touch my toes.