S12.E07: How Ya Like Them Apples?

[OnceSane]

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Tinsley vents to Leah’s boxing coach about her issues with Dorinda, while across town Dorinda confirms to Sonja that she and John are officially on a break. Luann opens up to Leah about her relationship with drinking. The ladies take a day trip to a local orchard, where things get hostile between the group.

Airs May 14, 2020.

[Keywestclubkid]

And here we go...

[Straycat80]

I love Martin. Make him a housewife. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Again Dorinda is obsessed with Tinsly. 

[Emmeline]

My life has gotten so pathetic my highlights of the week have been watching 90 Day Fiance and RHNYC.  Along with the forums of course.  
 
I must say the boxer and Tinsley are cute together.  It looks like Dorinda is going to pick on Tinsley again and I’m going to flip out.  As Bethenny and Carol would say “get off her jock”.  I really hate that expression.

Edited May 15, 2020 by Emmeline

[Steph J]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I love Martin. Make him a housewife. 

I'd settle for just putting him in the ring with "Doreeda" for a few rounds.

[TexasGal]

The editors shading Ramona with the buzz noise and “*Bruce” had me literally laughing out loud.

[Keywestclubkid]

John has been running his own successful business....back the fuck off acting like he’s joe smo nobody who does nothing. That was elitist bullshit OMG 

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, Steph J said:

I'd settle for just putting him in the ring with "Doreeda" for a few rounds.

I like how he calls Tinsley Tinsdale.  

[Keywestclubkid]

You live in a house in the sticks where u can shit and cook a meal at the same time in one of the rooms.... sit the fuck down luanne 

Edited May 15, 2020 by Keywestclubkid

[Straycat80]

Lu just lied. Ramona told her the drink was vodka before she took that sip. 

[Steph J]

Luann's reaction to Leah's place is reminding me of Bethenny's reaction when she went to Alex and Simon's place.

[Keywestclubkid]

Run John Run be free. Don’t look back 

[TexasGal]

Umm, yeah, Leah I feel like you’ve proved to us that you actually don’t have control over alcohol.  Verdict is out on Lu.  If (big if) she actually had 2 sips of Ramona’s vodka that night and that was it, then maybe so.

[Neurochick]

Hey, Lu and Leah, people who don't have issues with drinking don't have to justify their drinking.

Edited May 15, 2020 by Neurochick

[Straycat80]

I love the name of this orchard, Weed. So the dark haired woman is now ‘friend of’? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh god you can already tell Dorinda is going to go left 

Did she? Did she just wipe Ramonas mouth?

[biakbiak]

5 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Hey Lu and Leah, people who don't have issues with drinking don't have to justify their drinking.

That’s my verdict as well. Lu was already downplaying her drinking the vodka when she did it saying she only took one sip when she set it down and went back to it before she even left the couch. If you’re justifying/lying to others and yourself in real time you have some issues you need to deal with in regards to alcohol.

Edited May 15, 2020 by biakbiak

[Steph J]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

I love the name of this orchard, Weed. So the dark haired woman is now ‘friend of’? 

Haven't you heard?  Apparently (according to her) the producers just couldn't get enough of her and kept inviting her to shoot, unlike Barbara who was supposed to be a cast member and got demoted to "friend of" after the fact.

Sure, Jan.

[Thumper]

I think it’s good Dorinda and John aren’t together. 
 

Uh oh.  Looks like Dor’s gonna go off on someone!

[laprin]

I used to find Dorinda entertaining, but she’s morphed into a miserable biddy. If that’s her idea of growing, no thanks. 

[Chicklet]

My God Dorinda is either drunk  and/or just a raving lunatic. I cannot take her anymore.

[Rhetorica]

So who died and left Dorinda as apple orchard Queen? Gawd what an awful woman. She's miserable, so everyone else has to be...

[Steph J]

Tinsley is so invisible to Dorinda that she's all Dorinda can see.

Good lord, when Ramona effing Singer thinks you're being rude...

[Straycat80]

I can’t believe I’m going to agree with Ramona but she’s right, Dorinda is using Tinsley as a punching bag. I’d like to see Tinsley punch Dorinda in the face, she’s so mean.  

Edited May 15, 2020 by Straycat80

[Wicked]

This is not fun to watch

[Neurochick]

4 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

My God Dorinda is either drunk  and/or just a raving lunatic. I cannot take her anymore.

I think she's both.  Look at Dorinda now, pouring herself her 18176262 drink of the day. 

I wonder how Dorinda would feel if she had to face off with one of the Atlanta, Potomac, or Beverly Hills housewives.

Edited May 15, 2020 by Neurochick

[Keywestclubkid]

What the fuck kinda sick twisted pleasure is Dorinda getting out of dragging Tinsly ....she is OBSSSED with this woman it’s scary 

[Legalbeagle421]

Dorinda should be ashamed of herself, but she isn't. She's terrible. 

[Thumper]

Exactly, Dorinda.  What does that (Richard’s death) have to do with Tinsley?

[Chicklet]

Dorinda needs to be committed, she's lost it. I'm sorry you cannot be screaming at Tinsley like this  and using Richard as an excuse.

[Keywestclubkid]

So you take this out on Tinsly? 

[Neurochick]

You're 55 Dorinda, then you're old enough to know that life isn't fair.  If you want fair then drive over to Medieval Times.

[Steph J]

3 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

I wonder how Dorinda would feel if she had to face off with one of  the Atlanta, Potomac, or Beverly Hills housewives.

I would pay to see Dorinda try this shit with any of the Atlanta housewives.  The third word out of her mouth would be slapped off her lips.

[esco1822]

10 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

Lu was already downplaying her drinking the vodka when she did it saying she only took one sip when she set it down and went back to it before she even left the couch. 

She also told Leah she thought it was water which is total B.S. Moaner specifically told her it was vodka and tried to stop her from drinking it. Totally agree though, if she feels like she has to lie about it, that should be a huge, waving red flag.

[Straycat80]

Dorinda is going thru menopause and mental break. She’s a very unhappy woman and should stop drinking because she’s a mean drunk. I would love to see Tinsley just ignore her, that would probably make her mad. 

[SweetieDarling]

I think Dorinda needs a therapy session with Bruce the boxer.

Edited May 16, 2020 by SweetieDarling
is his name Martin?

[Rhetorica]

OK...Raise your hand if your life now isn't what you planned, damn Dorinda...🖐️

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Dorinda is going thru menopause and mental break. She’s a very unhappy woman and should stop drinking because she’s a mean drunk. I would love to see Tinsley just ignore her, that would probably make her mad. 

Menopause isn't a walk in the park but rarely makes you crazy. Irritable as hell, cranky but not bat shit crazy  like Dorinda. Granted a few rare women have done in someone and blamed it on menopause but noooo.

[Maire]

Dorinda blaming everything except those full glasses of wine she has been pouring herself. She must be on pills too because that’s an over the top reaction. 
 

 

[LibertarianSlut]

Leah’s apartment was quite the dump.  Luann saying “you can tell a good building by the corridors” to Leah’s face and taking a passive-aggressive sip off of her drink in her talking head was good old Luann.  

Leah can stop bitching about not being in the 1% (which I’m sure she is).  Her home looked like shit because she has no eye for aesthetics whatsoever.  The handbags that looked like they were hanging from nails by the front door had nothing to do with being rich or poor, it was about having bad taste.  Just cop to it.  

At the same time, where the hell is your apartment, Luann?  When was the last time we saw her in any kind of apartment in NYC?  I literally cannot remember.  I’d be willing to bet money that if she is renting a place and not just bed-hopping, her place is not nicer than Leah’s.  At least Leah is putting her life on camera. 

So.....let me get this straight.  I need to take a seat for this.  We had to find out about Dorinda and John’s breakup from Page Six, but Dorinda is going after Tinsley like a Pitbull all season for not sharing about her life?????  Dorinda, hypocrite be thy name!  I realized that my problem with Tinsley is that she’s incredibly immature and not assertive.  But she has been completely open with the details of her life this season, and Tinsley finally did exactly what she was supposed to with regard to jumping on top of Dorinda and then Sonja when she jumped into the fray.  Dorinda’s like a Bethenny where she thinks (and often receives) special kid glove treatment.  I can’t stand that.  

Good for Tinsley—great for Tinsley—but I wish she wouldn’t have had a meltdown afterward either.  Luann was a good person to take her aside though.  If anyone knows about a pile-on, it’s Luann.  I was lol’ing when Luann was coaching her to act like Obama and talk low. 

Dorinda’s explanation about John was such bullshit and spin.  She’s not telling us something, or a lot of somethings.  Tinsley said one thing and Dorinda jumped all over her. I think Dorinda knows that she’s being the biggest hypocrite on this side of the Mason-Dixon, and she jumped onto the offense so she wouldn’t have to be on defense, but it just makes her look like a big, bad wolf.  She is so full of shit it’s not even funny.  

I wish Elyse wasn’t there.  Ramona or Sonja would have asked about John sooner or later.  She makes some good points, but we don’t know the first thing about her

Sonja isn’t in the mood to drink?  Tell your story walking, hun.  

Dorinda wants all the sympathy because when Richard died, she almost became an alcoholic?  That’s so comical.  And I guess she gets to be treated completely differently than she treats others because she’s a widow?  And Sonja and Luann physically gather and comfort her, because they have substance abuse problems too, and they were left by rich men and misery loves company?  Whatever.  I’m not really sure why she has friends, or allies, or minions at this point.  Did I compare her to Bethenny yet?

[Bronzedog]

22 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Hey, Lu and Leah, people who don't have issues with drinking don't have to justify their drinking.

Truer words were never said.

[SuprSuprElevated]

Dorinda:  "Let me do some recognizzizzz"

[Straycat80]

I’ll bet the tractor driver guy hopes Sonja gets lost in the corn maze. 

[Thumper]

Eek!  A corn maze!  Nooooooo

[Chicklet]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

I’ll bet the tractor driver guy hopes Sonja gets lost in the corn maze. 

I'm kinda hoping the Children of the Corn find them and take them all away.

[esco1822]

6 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

What the fuck kinda sick twisted pleasure is Dorinda getting out of dragging Tinsly

She gets off in dominating Tinsley, who intimidates no one. The other “girls” can hold their own without breaking down. She’s being a bully. She loves feeling strong and powerful and prays on “Tinsdale” because she’s weak. She needs to let the mouse go. (Trademark Sutton - RHoBH)

[OldButHappy]

5 minutes ago, Rhetorica said:

OK...Raise your hand if your life now isn't what you planned, damn Dorinda...🖐️

🙋‍♀️

[SuprSuprElevated]

Sonja is a drunk.  Dorinda seems to be a medicated drunk.  Would Dorinda be a kind person if she were completely sober?  Doubtful.  Substances mostly just magnify what is already there.

[dosodog]

15 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Exactly, Dorinda.  What does that (Richard’s death) have to do with Tinsley?

She's still angry about him dying.  It's not right that she's taking it out on Tinsley, but she still has a lot of anger.

 

12 minutes ago, Rhetorica said:

OK...Raise your hand if your life now isn't what you planned, damn Dorinda...🖐️

I am.  For the exact same reasons as Dorinda.  I planned on driving around the country in an RV and being camp hosts and bickering at each other and always having to cook extra bacon so there's some for the table.  

There is always anger.  You should however, learn to channel that anger so your not screaming at somebody.  Sometimes I get so mad, I well up with tears, but I do try not to effect other people.   It's not a constant thing, but sometimes when life overwhelms you, you become acutely aware of how alone you are.

The alcohol, John, unable to cope?  Richard's death has a root in all of it.

It is something you can't understand until you experience it yourself.  I dont mean that as a slight, but the gauntlet of emotions you experience doesn't have an expiration date on this one.

Edited May 15, 2020 by dosodog
This damn show, every season, makes me confront grief crap at least one.