S08.E19: Dottie & Cynthia LIVE CHAT

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Um I raised my kids and almost never ate fast food and they were in a ton of activities. 

 

My mom and my brother both worked at McDonalds (not at the same time) and we didn't eat as much fast food as these people do.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I think of my cousin's wife...who is in her 30s (and she's Dot, not Dottie).

 What do you call a girl with no arms or no legs?

Dot.

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Wasn't there a comic strip with a Dottie who always wore polka-dot dresses?

Little Dot

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Though I don't touch it anymore I highly recommend Burger King for a complete.....cleansing.

A couple of glasses of red wine unfailingly does the trick for me. 

[Guest]

Ummm...who's gonna tell TLC that "Finding Love Live" may not be the best idea in today's world?

[babyhouseman]

Dot Dot what a girl I got. Useless info from the Golden Girls. 

[poeticlicensed]

That Smothered commercial where the mother is licking her daughters face is just gross

Edited May 7, 2020 by poeticlicensed

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

 What do you call a girl with no arms or no legs?

Dot.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? 

Matt.

I'll see myself out.

[MsVixen]

Evening, Pounders!  Eating habits were a ham and cheese sandwich with V8 juice.

Dottie is a just a ray of sunshine, bless her little heart....

[umgoblue]

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Um I raised my kids and almost never ate fast food and they were in a ton of activities. 

 

We don't eat fast food either.  The first time my daughter had McDonald's we were in Germany.  When I asked if she liked it, she said, eh...maybe I should try a different McDonalds, to which I responded, it's all the same, honey.  Her face:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Never had to experience crying as we passed the golden arches or any other fast food restaurant.

[Minivanessa]

How many times will we hear "Landon needs his mama"? Just as well I don't drink anymore because I'd be out on the floor if I drank every time she invokes Landon.

[babyhouseman]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

Ummm...who's gonna tell TLC that "Finding Love Live" may not be the best idea in today's world?

I guess it's better than finding love dead.

[poeticlicensed]

Betting Landon is enjoying the break from Momma

 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? 

Matt.

I'll see myself out.

And if that guy is in the pool...his name is Bob.

Hold the door for me please.  I'm right behind you.

[LookABird]

Forty pounds in two weeks?! How is that even possible?

Let's hope she is ingesting lots and lots of water.

[Twopper]

5 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Back when I was in grammar school we had nuns so mean that school would never have been cancelled.  Building on fire?  Just move to the unburnt section and continue the beatings.  

Sister Grace had a broom, and she wasn't afraid to use it.  I remember her chasing some boy down the hall with it.  My aunt was a Sister in some order whose name I  cannot recall.  She was really sweet, and I hate to think she would have terrified her students.  She taught art so maybe the students were a little better behaved. 

So far I haven't made one comment about the show.  Maybe that's a record.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Dottie, losing weight to save your life is just a punishment. Fuck off, whiner. Want to bet she's on the phone with her son going "Mommy is sad! Mommy misses you! Do you miss Mommy? Don't cry, Mommy will be home soon!" 

[CrazyInAlabama]

6 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

EAT DEATH, DOTTIE!

Does her rehab room smell like Grease, and Freedom too?

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

A couple of glasses of red wine unfailingly does the trick for me. 

Same here! 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Geez Louise Dottie is stupid.  Oh now the nurse's note is wrong.  Boot her ass out the door please.

[ams1001]

So she's ordering food to rehab and she thinks Dr. Now isn't going to find out?

[poeticlicensed]

It takes huge balls to order fast food from the rehab facility.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? 

Matt.

I'll see myself out.

What do you call a girl with one leg?

Eileen 

Hey PepperMostly! Wait up!

[Armchair Critic]

Ordering fast food and chocolates and she denies it. 😂

[mk828]

Dr. Now is laying the smack down on her! He has been taking no prisoners after the Schnee Pizza incident

[mmecorday]

Dottie's got a forehead you could screen "How the West Was Won" on.

[Minivanessa]

Ooh, Dr. Now has the receipts. Dottie's been binging on crap and she's denying it. Even with the documentation in front of her.

This woman is in serious dysfunctional sh*t.

[MsVixen]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

What do you call a girl with one leg?

Eileen 

Hey PepperMostly! Wait up!

Y'all are on a ROLL!!!  Quality SNARK!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

Forty pounds in two weeks?! How is that even possible?

Let's hope she is ingesting lots and lots of water.

Yes, its probably just water weight. Plus the mattress makes her look fat. 

[Concerned]

Dottie doesn’t want to go home. She’s punishing herself for her child’s death. She doesn’t love her husband or Landon.

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Dottie's got a forehead you could screen "How the West Was Won" on.

Five head, close to six.

[Minivanessa]

Oh GAWD! At 28 minutes in, yet another chorus of "It's not fair" and "Landon needs his mama."

[ams1001]

"The longer I have to be here..."

Well, stop doing stupid shit that makes you have to stay longer, then.

[Gbb]

Hi Pounders!

Damn, Dottie is annoying!

I got a giggle on FB earlier. Let’s see if I can make this work...

 

 

[mmecorday]

Tonight's episode should have been called "Landon Needs His Mama and Cynthia Would Like to Supersize Her Big Mac Meal."

[Pepper Mostly]

What I need is not therapy! Its two large supreme pizzas and a chocolate cake!

[poeticlicensed]

Starting a pool. How many times can Dottie say Landon needs his momma. I've counted at least 4 so far.

[ShortyMac]

4 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

Dot Dot what a girl I got. Useless info from the Golden Girls. 

That's why we named our kitten, Dot. ❤️

[LizzyB]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

It takes huge balls to order fast food from the rehab facility.

Or huge butt wings.

[umgoblue]

Let this sink in:  I haven't had that much food delivered here. 

WHY, FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY, ARE YOU HAVING ANY FOOD DELIVERED?!?!?

Edited May 7, 2020 by umgoblue
because commas

[FormeryHeavyJ]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

"The longer I have to be here..."

Well, stop doing stupid shit that makes you have to stay longer, then.

Reminds me of the time Homer said to Marge "if you are going to yell at me every time I do something stupid I guess I'll have to stop doing stupid stuff."

[LizzyB]

2 minutes ago, Concerned said:

Dottie doesn’t want to go home. She’s punishing herself for her child’s death. She doesn’t love her husband or Landon.

Hot take!

[Concerned]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

What do you call a girl with one leg?

Eileen 

Hey PepperMostly! Wait up!

Armless legless man in a pool? Bob.

[CringeWatcher]

2 minutes ago, Gbb said:

Hi Pounders!

Damn, Dottie is annoying!

I got a giggle on FB earlier. Let’s see if I can make this work...

 

 

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh boy, its the Heroic Walk Across the Airport.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

Let this sink in:  I haven't had that much food delivered here. 

WHY, FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY, ARE YOU HAVING ANY FOOD DELIVERED?!?!?

She thinks she's at a hotel. 

[Suzywriter]

16 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Cynthia's busy so she "needs" to eat a lot of fast food?

When ketoing and busy, I stop and get a 6-oz package of sliced pepperoni and a  litre of flavored seltzer water. That's lunch. Or dinner. It works, and I spend $4.50, tops. 

[LizzyB]

3 minutes ago, Gbb said:

Hi Pounders!

Damn, Dottie is annoying!

I got a giggle on FB earlier. Let’s see if I can make this work...

 

 

This was great!  "And if you get even MORE bored, you can read my book."

[FormeryHeavyJ]

We had a cat named Dottie.  Named her for the black dot on her otherwise orange head.

[Chicklet]

Holy cow people, get started late and you can't catch up. I ate great until the raspberry chiffon frozen almond dessert stuff attacked me. It's not fair! I worked from home all day and my office missed me so let me go back to work! 

Is that a fair approximation so far?