S08.E17: David & Benji & Erica LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

OH JIMMY YOU DAWG.

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Dollars to doughnuts he's already haunting international "dating" sites in search of a "traditional woman" with "strong family values". 

Well, maybe he can find a Ukrainian woman online. 

[7EasyPayments]

Am I still allowed to comment here, as a person with a penis, after David's 'revelation'?

And JIMMMMMMMMY !!!!! 

LOLOLOL 🤣

[Chicklet]

Oh god those dog figurines.

And that's what made Jimmy snap? Suuuure Jimmy sure.

[mmecorday]

She met him at the candy store, he turned around and smiled at her, you get the picture?

 

[Guest]

Oh, hey...Jimmy broke up with her. 

DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

And umm...no, it's not your "bitchy side," lady -- it's because you chose cheap, shitty figurines over him. But then again, probably a wiser choice.

[88Keys]

16 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

TLC was running a marathon of past 600-pounders this afternoon. Nicole's episode was on first and I'm sorry, I laughed so hard when she sat down on the hotel bed and it moved.

Pounders!  I've missed you!  Haven't been around the last few weeks because...well, the show has been really boring and I've had better things to do.  But I love chatting with all of you!  My eating habit was my mom's sausage meatballs, mashed potatoes, and peas.  I'm in a good mood because I started planting my garden today and I had a big order from my Etsy shop.  

Erica- was she the one whose niece was taking care of her?

[ams1001]

He dumped her because she wanted to keep some of her stuff? 

And she's willing to sell it all just to get him back.

Sounds like a great relationship.

[Wanda]

We are definitely going to run out of gasoline soaked drawers before the night is over.

[Armchair Critic]

Oh Jimmy how could you? 😂

[umgoblue]

OH HELLZ NAW!!!!  Jimmy's gone?!?!?!

Maybe I can actually stick around for the long haul.

[Kid]

Well, Jimmy got smart fast!!!!

[Caoimhe]

Well she's back on her fast food diet again.

[babyhouseman]

I'm sure the hoarding was annoying, but there's got to be more to the story.

[88Keys]

Oh, and why did Benji and David have a falling out?  What was it about?

[MsVixen]

Pounders, I step out for a few minutes and everyone breaks up!  What the actual fuck?!!

[poeticlicensed]

Well that was fast. I went to the bathroom and Jimmy left by the time I got back

[Guest]

Is it just me or is the sound editing REALLY shady tonight? It's really obvious they're editing words into the voiceover that weren't part of the original narrative. 

[mmecorday]

OK, I want his poster of Marilyn Monroe. That was always one of my favorite pictures of her.

[Leilani]

Erica is pathetic.

[7EasyPayments]

I swallowed a Burger King franchise - after JIMMMMMMMY left MMMMEEEEEE !!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Jimmy was rebounding hard. Erica...for God sakes do it for yourself. David 'shortly after' met someone else....uhuh

[Wanda]

Da fuck. How old is his daughter we never saw before?

[Caoimhe]

New woman already for David!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Who called Jimmy leaving?

I believe that was everyone.

[Gbb]

50-60 lbs in a month!? Makes me feel a little better about my quaran-teen. 

[umgoblue]

It is actually sad to see the co-dependent pathology on display to the detriment of her mental and physical health.  She let Jimmy define her and her success.

[88Keys]

Just now, babyhouseman said:

I'm sure the hoarding was annoying, but there's got to be more to the story.

If I'm remembering right, Erica was the one who had a niece who helped take care of her, because "no one else in her family would help her."  Even though it was more like her family had been through it all with her before and realized she wouldn't ever really change.  I'm guessing JIMMY finally saw that, too

[Armchair Critic]

He already has a new girlfriend and they changed their lives for each other? WTF these people move fast except when it comes to actually moving their bodies.

[Chicklet]

Wait, did his new GF have that same chicken mcnugget on her lip that Janelle Brown has?

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, ThereButFor said:

New woman already for David!

You know he was beating them off with a stick.

[Guest]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

David 'shortly after' met someone else....uhuh

Right. He was totally cheating. 

It astounds me that these ghouls can find dates so easily.

[poeticlicensed]

What? Which one is the girlfriend? Color me confused

[Kid]

1 minute ago, ThereButFor said:

New woman already for David!

And definitely a step up!

[CringeWatcher]

So a year ago David was literally a dead man. This makes me figuratively insane.

[Snarkastikate]

Yum David is some catch!  At least he thinks so.  So fat turd settled for a chick who would actually be with him without retching.  And now that he's super cool he's just brimming with confidence!!   OMG I hope he gains and gains and gains.  What a tool.  

[ams1001]

16 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Yes, the season is over and the remaining episodes, I think, are all WATNs.

Next week is more Pauline, if I'm not mistaken...

[Suzywriter]

I  can't get a date to save my life.

 

[Chicklet]

What is it written in the script that they have to eat on paper plates? I seriously don't get this.

I need to get more water but I'm afraid to move because someone else might get dumped and I'll miss it.

Edited April 23, 2020 by Chicklet

[Pepper Mostly]

She really loves him, you can tell. She busted out the good paper plates. 

[Wanda]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I get she has a stash of Beanie Babies. You know, those things are going to be worth a fortune one day, you'll see. 

My husband found my bags and bags of beanies. He’s convinced they’re worth thousands despite my throwing water on that. But hunting them down got me through a really tough time so they’re priceless 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey, is that Smirnoff Seltzer guy Williams? 

[Armchair Critic]

"A man is only as faithful as his options" applies to David

[Scratches19]

She’s kind of the one who got away. 
 

from what??

[LizzyB]

7 minutes ago, LizzyB said:

Teacher here, too.  Lots of emails I am currently ignoring.

To clarify: I feel terrible for my students right now, and I am not permanently ignoring the emails!  I've just worked from 8-7 today already.  Need my brain break to do it again tomorrow.  

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Next week is more Pauline, if I'm not mistaken...

Really? Why?

[MsVixen]

Really wish Flo would get a new hairdo....  That poofed shit looks like a rat's nest.

[CringeWatcher]

The obligatory WATN poundtestant playing with his sagging skin scene 🤢

[Leilani]

So both brothers have new women...but what about that indoor pool?

Edited April 23, 2020 by Leilani

[Guest]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Next week is more Pauline, if I'm not mistaken...

It is! Round 4 for Pauline. 

We should take bets on how much weight poor Dylan has gained.