Armchair Critic April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Oh my he said when he was overweight he took what he could get and settled for his girlfriend Mary. 4 Link to comment
umgoblue April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 (edited) David's teeth still looks good! Loved the initial brushing scene. Good omen.... ETA: Now he realizes that she was an enabler and is dumping her, since she was all he could get. He is checking off the boxes typical WLS paths. Edited April 23, 2020 by umgoblue 6 Link to comment
Guest April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 WHAAAAT?! He's gonna leave the girlfriend because he "settled" for the girlfriend?! Dude. You can drop all the weight in the world but you're still a dumb and ugly. You ain't no prize at any weight. Link to comment
Gbb April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 “When you’re 700 lbs you take what you can get and settle.” Asshole. 1 18 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Twopper said: Especially since they seem to have a very limited understanding of "progress." "I feel like I'm losing" and "my clothes feel looser" for example 2 minutes ago, Jeeves said: Hey, Pounders! I missed the first 10 or so minutes because I had to have a shower. I got here in time for Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy buy a house Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy dream man Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy skin surgery Jimmy Jimmy start a family . . . And Benji who seems surly as sh*t and is gaining weight and his liver numbers aren't looking good and he's drinking "every other weekend" (my *ss). So far this show is boring as hell. I'm only here for the snark! We're here for you! 5 Link to comment
Caoimhe April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 I can see Mary being an enabler, she certainly had no interest in losing weight. I think Erica always was a hoarder. 11 Link to comment
Wanda April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Erica don’t do it......Jimmy will eat you alive and take your box money 3 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Oh shit David hates his girlfriend 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Well, she can see some of her dresses for tents. I'll show myself out. 13 2 Link to comment
LizzyB April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 OMG The collectibles! These camera operators are just GIVING us the snark opportunities! I'm dying. She thinks she can make thousands of dollars? LOL 16 Link to comment
PureMantis April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Yep. Those collectibles are her ticket out. 13 Link to comment
Chicklet April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 To have an estate sale you have to have, you know, an estate, Erica. Jeez. She's just as big as when she started. Isn't she? Ohh this chick is a de-hoarder! 5 3 Link to comment
babyhouseman April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 So Mary got the fat blob, and the new girlfriend gets the hunk he thinks he is. 7 1 Link to comment
Wanda April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Boy, when Jimmy isn’t physically there Erica reverts back to sad sack mode who can’t do anything for herself 10 Link to comment
Caoimhe April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Well, she can see some of her dresses for tents. I'll show myself out. She's already failed weight loss surgery once, I wouldn't be getting rid of them so fast! 2 2 Link to comment
LizzyB April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 So she thinks she has a collectibles appraiser over, but she's actually one of those therapists from Hoarders? 13 4 Link to comment
poeticlicensed April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Erica has collectables. What a shock, not. 4 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 My guess is they filmed this last year, and long before the legal stuff came up. Oh oh! Girlfriend is going to the the Bye, Felicia! routine. David is not the chick magnet he thinks he is. Erica is not going to make thousands off a lot of cheesy, TV shopping network 'collectibles'. I thought Erica and love muffin Jimmy were cleaning out her apartment on the previous WATN with her? I really hate Jimmy. 7 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Just now, sainte-chapelle said: Oh shit David hates his girlfriend Girlfriend meet bus. *whoosh* 3 2 Link to comment
Scratches19 April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said: Ooh where’d you find the cranberry orange belvita’s? I’ve never seen that flavor before. 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said: WHAAAAT?! He's gonna leave the girlfriend because he "settled" for the girlfriend?! Dude. You can drop all the weight in the world but you're still a dumb and ugly. You ain't no prize at any weight. Liking Bemji a lot more 1 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Just now, sainte-chapelle said: Oh shit David hates his girlfriend What an asshole. "You take what you can get". Shitbird. Dollars to doughnuts he's already haunting international "dating" sites in search of a "traditional woman" with "strong family values". 6 10 Link to comment
sagittarius sue April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said: WHAAAAT?! He's gonna leave the girlfriend because he "settled" for the girlfriend?! Dude. You can drop all the weight in the world but you're still a dumb and ugly. You ain't no prize at any weight. I think there can be female chubby chasers as well as male ones. I don't see a problem when he feels she isn't supportive. 1 Link to comment
Jeeves April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Just now, LizzyB said: OMG The collectibles! These camera operators are just GIVING us the snark opportunities! I'm dying. She thinks she can make thousands of dollars? LOL Oh boy. A mashup of Hoarders and M600PL. 6 3 Link to comment
mmecorday April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 She sounds like she's in sixth grade. "Jimmy is my boyfriend. He's my dream man. Jimmy lassoed the moon for me. Jimmy likes me." 11 6 Link to comment
Wanda April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said: WHAAAAT?! He's gonna leave the girlfriend because he "settled" for the girlfriend?! Dude. You can drop all the weight in the world but you're still a dumb and ugly. You ain't no prize at any weight. With. Mouth full of fake teeth. Don’t forget that 1 3 Link to comment
poeticlicensed April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Damn I wanted to see her collection. Thinking its snowbabies and other crap figurines 2 1 Link to comment
Gbb April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said: Yes, the season is over and the remaining episodes, I think, are all WATNs. There’s a youngish dark-haired woman with a huge stomach in the teaser clips at the beginning of new eps that I’d swear we haven’t seen yet. 2 Link to comment
Hellga April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Hi all! I was taking a long walk and totally forgot it's a Wednesday today, but I will catch up with fast forwarding during commercials. I liked David and Benji, and I hope they continued to do well. Can't remember Erica at all. Eating habit today is probably red wine (it's my brother's birthday, the older brother who died as a baby before I was born) and grapes (the horror!). I had a massive lunch of a big chicken breast (oven-roasted with mustard glaze) and mushrooms (sautéed with garlic and balsamic glaze) so I am still not hungry. 5 Link to comment
LizzyB April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Scratches19 said: Are drinking games allowed? Because I could get pretty plastered if I took a sip every time I here Jimmy. jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy Jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy fairytale codependent life jimmy jimmy jimmy Jimmy (thud) (Passes out) OK you must be passed out by now, so I hope you sleep well. Not the worst way to pass some hours in quarantine. By the way, Erica is choosing Jimmy, "of course," over her collectibles. Sorry if that last "Jimmy" just sent you to the ER. 10 2 Link to comment
umgoblue April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 I endured 2 hours of Me and Blah/Blah (fill in Jimmy by the end) crap the last time. I don't know if I can survive it today. I've had enough of her voice and her horrible grammar for a life time. And this is one boring episode to boot. Cleaning the house is more entertaining. 3 Link to comment
Chicklet April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Naw he's screwed since immigration is now shut down. He'll have to worship "Irina" (who may or may not be a catfisher) from afar. 4 Link to comment
Leilani April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 I knew it was odd that Erica had the same photo of her and Jimmy up all year on her IG. lol 3 Link to comment
Guest April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Just now, Wanda said: With. Mouth full of fake teeth. Don’t forget that Oh, right!!! I forgot he got new chompers on his first episode. What a catch. Link to comment
LizzyB April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said: Amen! I have allergies and sinus problems. I’m living on a Sudafed and Flonase cocktail and hoping the power doesn’t go out. and if anyone is interested, total emails from students since my last post: 3 Teacher here, too. Lots of emails I am currently ignoring. 5 Link to comment
Snarkastikate April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Scratches19 said: They are my favorite, they've been available for years here in good ol' NY. DELISH! Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said: Damn I wanted to see her collection. Thinking its snowbabies and other crap figurines I get she has a stash of Beanie Babies. You know, those things are going to be worth a fortune one day, you'll see. 8 3 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 (edited) David's teeth only look good because they're dentures. There was nothing salvageable about his rotting teeth I saw in the last show. All three of these people are delusional, and seem to think that they would lose the weight, don't have to try any more, and they won't look misshapen from a lifetime of abusing their bodies. I guess Jimmy found out what her 'estate' and 'collectibles' were worth, about 47 cents a ton. So Benji's a lush, Erica's on a binge, and David and his fake chompers are looking for a woman worthy of his sorry butt. Edited April 23, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama 3 6 Link to comment
ams1001 April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said: Go to New Jersey! That's what I've been doing. I'm in New Jersey! I don't drink much but I had a half bottle of ginger beer going flat in the fridge and my rum is almost empty so I figured I may as well add some... Sorry, 90-day fiance self-quarantined...she's taking him to urgent care but she has time to stop and record some video while he looks miserable all masked up in the passenger seat? 4 Link to comment
Scratches19 April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 1) Sell collectible raccoon figurines (mini episode of Hoarders ensues) 2) Skin surgery (My 600LB Life) 3) Get married to Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy (My CoDependent Fiancé) this is like three shows in one! 6 4 Link to comment
Armchair Critic April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Wanda said: Hmmm, Lupe needs a new man....... He better reinforce his toilet seat 12 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Wait! Who’s going to urgent car on 90 day finance??—No! No! I don’t care! ...but 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: What an asshole. "You take what you can get". Shitbird. Dollars to doughnuts he's already haunting international "dating" sites in search of a "traditional woman" with "strong family values". I smell a 90 day fiancée crossover 3 2 Link to comment
Caoimhe April 23, 2020 Share April 23, 2020 Just now, ams1001 said: Who called Jimmy leaving? I did! 4 Link to comment
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