90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Floatingbison]

Harsh.  Better drive her to SeaTac then, cowboy.

[mamadrama]

Natalie looks pregnant in their "serious" intro picture.

[Gobi]

"I think you're making real strides here. Now we know that you don't love each other. This is progress."

[VioletNevermind]

Natalie, please just go home.  This is embarrassing at this point.  There’s nothing to “work with,” Therapist.  Consider it a bullet dodged on both parts and keep it moving. 

Edited February 15, 2021 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Armchair Critic]

It's all fun and games until you live together.

[Grifter Lives]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Doug the therapist just got back from his New Age church retreat.

You are so right! 

It was spooky.

[Coltee Gal]

Natalie needs to go home. 

[tvrox]

46 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, Brandon's parents have a big head start, so they have to make up a lot of ground. 

Yeah, count up your spoons, you trashy swamp bint. 

Yeah I'm sure they had nothing worth stealing even if she wanted to do so. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Coltee Gal said:

@mamadrama has been MIA. Hope she’s ok. Mamadrama please let us know if you’re ok. 

She’s fine, you can catch her on Twitter

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I'm so sick of the Downy commercial with Joshie the grandson thinking Grandma, and Grandpa are boinking in the closet. I still like the Geico scoops commercial, because of the way the daughter flounces out of the room.

Seriously, those grandparents are so creepy.

[mamadrama]

They need Lola. She'd tell Mike to write a letter and Natalie to lay down and have an adult temper tantrum. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Natalie looks pregnant in their "serious" intro picture.

I couldn't help but notice that her boobs look HUGE in that pic. 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

If he doesn’t love her, why the fuck did he let her move here?!

Because he's a royal prick.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara has to keep stopping her party prep so she can do her instagrams and selfies.

[Grifter Lives]

NonJovi's intro music wasn't cajun, Ukranian or even Bon Jovi hair-band rock.  

[Baltimore Betty]

Yara did not spend a few thousand dollars on that dress, who is she kidding?

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Grandma and Grandpa *were* boinking in the closet after Downy.

Yes, but not when Joshie thought they were.   That's the only amusing part to me.    

I wish Jovi would get to a good barber.   

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She’s fine, you can catch her on Twitter

Why hast she forsaken us?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

I have bourbon.   Where are we going?

To hell in this handbasket!

[tvrox]

45 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Mike gets a lot of haircuts.  He should just marry the hair cutter.  I think she liked him.

They did seem like a better match. 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

And of course, Jovi with a beer in hand...

[Straycat80]

Yara and Jovi act like they hate each other. She looks four months pregnant too. 

[Frozendiva]

Yara's dress cost thousands?

[greekmom]

Whats the stuff she was shaking in Jovi's hair?

[Floatingbison]

Now with Non Jovi, I can't unsee Jon Cryer.

[mmecorday]

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They need Lola. She'd tell Mike to write a letter and Natalie to lay down and have an adult temper tantrum. 

I miss Lola!

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Why hast she forsaken us?

She's here now, speak of the devil... 😉

[Mr. Miner]

Again, would it kill TLC to show someone punching Jovi in the face?

[mamadrama]

3 minutes ago, Coltee Gal said:

@mamadrama has been MIA. Hope she’s ok. Mamadrama please let us know if you’re ok. 

I'm here! I had surgery a few days ago so I've been in and out. I keep sleeping through things. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Why hast she forsaken us?

She’s back in da house

[Floatingbison]

Fuck my ass, I thought the crawdad broil WAS the party! There's ANOTHER party?

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

To hell in this handbasket!

No, I’m going to the rainbow bridge to be reunited with my animals and reruns of shows that I liked 😂

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi, she's pregnant! My mom had my dad buy her shrimp at like 9pm and then proceeded to throw up when she was pregnant with me.

[JennyMominFL]

Every time Jovi is on the screen my husband yells at him

[Coltee Gal]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Natalie looks pregnant in their "serious" intro picture.

@mamadrama you’re here! Yay! 

[LucyEth]

Another thing what the F kind of name is Jovi

[Suzywriter]

Yara is annoyed that Jovi brought her seafood. Did she tell him that she doesn't like seafood, or did she expect him to guess?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara and Novi really sizzle with chemistry, don’t they? Soulmates to the nth degree, I’d say.

[Frozendiva]

Five beers already?

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Why hast she forsaken us?

I have to hang out there. Twitter's the only place I see my husband anymore. He's always in his studio. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Why does my screen have ads for Doggy Diapers from Amazon?   

Please find a drive thru barber for Jovi's hair.    How long before Jovi is drunk again.    Sorry but five beers, and being half drunk all of the time, is an alcoholic.  

[Hotel Snarker]

If someone put crawfish in front of me when I was pregnant, I would have vomited ON them.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Fuck my ass, I thought the crawdad broil WAS the party! There's ANOTHER party?

Another excuse to drink more. Cheers. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yara and Novi really sizzle with chemistry, don’t they? Soulmates to the nth degree, I’d say.

Another couple who can barely tolerate each other. So mach romance this season. 🙄

[Grifter Lives]

20 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Are the cold shoulder tops still in style? I really haven't been to many shops in the past few months.

 

18 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Rebecca and Tiffany of Fredrick MD are keeping the manufacturers in business.

 

18 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I am getting rid of mine now. They are out

Send the memo to Yara.   She'll need to drape her jackets over her shoulders, regardless.

[Suzywriter]

"three beers ago".

Yara, you called him out loud!

[Angry Moldovan]

Non jovi is pouting and looks like the adorable Mario cantone

[For Cereals]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Why does my screen have ads for Doggy Diapers from Amazon?   

Same!

[TazDevil]

Stephanie attempting pigtails to seem younger

[Hotel Snarker]

"My 27-year-old fiance Zied is only 27 years old."