90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[tvrox]

49 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Just coming by to say hello.

We finally escaped the COVID hellhole that is Los Angeles and took a quick day trip to San Diego.

Sorry to say y'all gonna be GIF-deprived yet again.

I do have have a couple questions tonight for y'all, though....

Pretty! 

[LennieBriscoe]

They made a one-hour show about Betty of Creepyass Farm.

No spoilers!

 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Tarzel?  What is his necklace?

That's their "cute" name like Bennifer (Affleck and J-Lo)

[Doublemint]

I feel superior to Minty - after all I'm @Doublemint

[VioletNevermind]

For two people who claim to be so open-minded and progressive, Tarik and Hazel are probably not the greatest candidates for an open relationship if there’s all this jealousy and distrust. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I've never felt the need to look through someone else's phone. That points to distrust and problems. People do it a lot on this show.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

That's their "cute" name like Bennifer (Affleck and J-Lo)

ZelTar .  . . maybe not, sounds like a Alien Overlord or a brand of heartburn medication.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Brandon's family is definitely into some Rosemary's Baby-type shit.

"As long as she eats the mouse she won't see nor hear". When Mama Brandon offers her some tannis root, we'll know.

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

Minty is prettier.

And her hair is to die for! 

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

I think Tarek could rock a giant clock necklace

HE knows what time it is! I miss Flavor of Love.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

That's their "cute" name like Bennifer (Affleck and J-Lo)

🤮

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Doublemint said:

I feel superior to Minty - after all I'm @Doublemint

And you never were in a thropple with Tarek so you are ahead there too 

[Angry Moldovan]

Asuelo is not selling me on discovery +

[CrazyInAlabama]

10 minutes ago, Arynm said:

She is not supposed to work on a fiance visa so they are wrong to even ask.

Brandon however needs to get his ass out there and help the family farm if he wants to live there.

Yes, she's on a fiance visa, not a work til you drop visa.    

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I have never been in a thruple. Don't want to be in a thruple.

But I dont think the way Hazel is thinking is how a thruple works.

I would like a "sister wife" to do housework and babysit and contribute finances, but no way am I sharing a man in bed. 😂

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I think Tarek could rock a giant clock necklace

Flava flavvvvvvv

[Mercolleen]

Maybe that shopping cart is art??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Parents Brandon should make a chore chart and put it on the refrigerator. Instead of gold stars, they can give Brandon a hall pass to have sex with Julia if they complete five chores every day.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Suzywriter]

13 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

That doesn't sound so far out there since I am currently reading Stephen King. 

I live 2 blocks from Stephen King, and I agree!

[mmecorday]

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I've never felt the need to look through someone else's phone. That points to distrust and problems. People do it a lot on this show.

My boss's wife goes through his phone. And if he doesn't answer the phone right away when she calls, he has to have a reason right away or she explodes in anger.

[tvrox]

49 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brandon being home alone is like Tom Cruise in that movie. 

More like Home alone. 

[Floatingbison]

I have tried to increase my chances of a threeway over the years, but alas, it never happened.  

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I live 2 blocks from Stephen King, and I agree!

Lucky you, from what I have read about him and his wife and children they are a cool family.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Asuelo is not selling me on discovery +

The only commercial I've seen so far that has intrigued me is with Sumit's parents.  I'd love to see the continued smack down of Jenny.  But I will have to rely on someone posting a full report in their thread.

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

For two people who claim to be so open-minded and progressive, Tarik and Hazel are probably not the greatest candidates for an open relationship if there’s all this jealousy and distrust. 

Like Bonnie on Mom once said, someone always gets underserved in a three way

[Zombness]

Doesn't anyone here feel like this season kind of drags on.....?  The two hours seems like a lot of time.  Maybe the stories are not as interesting as last seasons or maybe it's just me.

[charmed1]

I don’t believe Hazel went through his phone. Remember, this is the same recycled topic we all have on our Bingo cards, folks. With Robert and Annie, it was his Facebook page. With Stephanie the Illness, it was the Australian girl’s Tinder page or whatever.

[LennieBriscoe]

If there is one "journey" I hope never to encounter  again, it's of What's Her Name and her Sam-Wan Asuelu. 

Discovery Minus!

[tvrox]

50 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

What do Brandon and Julia see in each other?

Brandon sees sexy times. Not sure about Julia. 

[mmecorday]

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Maybe that shopping cart is art??

HA!!! But I don't see Zied's image on it, so ...

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I have tried to increase my chances of a threeway over the years, but alas, it never happened.  

A thruple doesnt necessarily mean a three way though. Depends on the rules 

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

My boss's wife goes through his phone. And if he doesn't answer the phone right away when she calls, he has to have a reason right away or she explodes in anger.

Another imminent "Law and Order" episode.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I have tried to increase my chances of a threeway over the years, but alas, it never happened.  

Why don’t you give the skipper a call?

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

If you look out the window you might see Brandon’s parents, I kid, I kid!

And Micah! (I kid, too) 

[nytonc]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"As long as she eats the mouse she won't see nor hear". When Mama Brandon offers her some tannis root, we'll know.

And her hair is to die for! 

HE knows what time it is! I miss Flavor of Love.

Dead

[Suzywriter]

16 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Hey all. Would’ve been here sooner if it weren’t for my city currently being an occupied territory with fences and barbed wire all around and having to show ID to people with guns to prove I live here but ya know, don’t want to get scolded about the “pOLiTics pOlicY” so let’s do some stress eating and have a nervous shaky hand toast to our favorite group of losers! I need my Zied so mash right now. 

Glad you're safe!

[magemaud]

Sorry, double post 

Edited January 18, 2021 by magemaud

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

ZelTar .  . . maybe not, sounds like a Alien Overlord or a brand of heartburn medication.

ZelTar is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before taking ZelTar. Side effects include acne and threesomes.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Doesn't anyone here feel like this season kind of drags on.....?  The two hours seems like a lot of time.  Maybe the stories are not as interesting as last seasons or maybe it's just me.

I agree - and it doesn't help that there are 2 other shows on at the same time that I want to see.  But the snark comes first.

[Hotel Snarker]

Uggh, the endless Discovery Plus commercials.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Doesn't anyone here feel like this season kind of drags on.....?  The two hours seems like a lot of time.  Maybe the stories are not as interesting as last seasons or maybe it's just me.

It’s better then last season

[Floatingbison]

Zied, looking not so mach sexy in the morning.

[OoogleEyes]

I would like to know who worked the farm before they got their indentured slave new daughter. All of a sudden the three of them are unable to do it 

Edited January 18, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Mercolleen]

Yikes, what was that dress Becky had on in the intro shot? It made her look like a vagina.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Why don’t you give the skipper a call?

Or the Skipper's purple friend?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I would NOT want to see Becky up close and personal before my morning coffee, if at all.

[Twopper]

Just now, TazDevil said:

The only commercial I've seen so far that has intrigued me is with Sumit's parents.  I'd love to see the continued smack down of Jenny.  But I will have to rely on someone posting a full report in their thread.

I am not willing to pay for something that only "starts" at 4.99 to find out, but I am really interested to know what Jenny means about 11 years.  I didn't think it was that long. maybe 8?

I now return myself to the football game.  I really don't want to watch this on my computer because I cannot juggle it plus commenting plus playing spider solitaire.

[Hotel Snarker]

Zied, continuing to not be allowed to get a single second of sleep.

[Frozendiva]

So those brides complaining Covid affecting their true love weddings - how many of them will be selling the $10,000 dress a year or so from now?

[VioletNevermind]

All jokes aside, Rebecca totally looked like she was waking up her son for his first day of 10th grade.  

[mmecorday]

I don't think the Ree Drummond hair is working for Rebecca.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I have tried to increase my chances of a threeway over the years, but alas, it never happened.  

 It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. [/Seinfeld]