90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Armchair Critic]

Brandon is so dorky, once Julia can have him to herself without the parents involved she might find she doesn't want him.

[sainte-chapelle]

So what if she was engaged and of course Jovi knows...Why would she bring it up otherwise? “Ukrainian women all want to get to America” yea because ‘Mercia is perfect you xenophobic limp haired overly face painted cow.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

She is a no-one in the US. Move to LA.

And hang out with the Kardashians 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This Progressive ad always makes me laugh. Hits too close to home!

[Gobi]

Branflake is lucky Betty didn't push his nose into the hot tub. " Did you do this? Bad boy! Bad! "

[nytonc]

Just got here. Did I miss much? Rhetorical. 

[Suzywriter]

BTW, hot flashes are the demons from Hell that I am positive were the reason that the prairie women were all addicted to laudanum. Wish I had me some laudanum right now. I freaking forgot what I was watching!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Coltee Gal said:

Brandon’s father’s scrotum bra is too tight. 🤣🤣🤣 And he’s pissed that Brandon doesn’t have to wear one.

What’s a scrotum bra?

[Twopper]

I want a new rule for this show.  Only one Ukrainian woman per season.  Only one cougar per season and no more Stephanie and Rebecca.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, nytonc said:

 

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike should have hidden the ring in the kitty litter.

Or the washing machine

 

Or the meat compartment in the fridge 

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Brandon is so dorky, once Julia can have him to herself without the parents involved she might find she doesn't want him.

I wouldn't need to get him to myself to learn that.

[greekmom]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

And cooking equipment 

Hopefully they hid the cooking equipment.

[Coltee Gal]

1 minute ago, nytonc said:

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike should have hidden the ring in the kitty litter.

Or the washing machine

Or inside a steak or a cocktail. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So what if she was engaged and of course Jovi knows...Why would she bring it up otherwise? “Ukrainian women all want to get to America” yea because ‘Mercia is perfect you xenophobic limp haired overly face painted cow.

Thank you for saying this, I tried to say something along these lines but I was too busy sputtering with rage. What a twat. 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Or the meat compartment in the fridge 

or the beer.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

And hang out with the Kardashians 

Add Blake and Jasmin.

[sainte-chapelle]

My MIL threw a bridal shower  for me...none of my friends were invited, it was just an excuse to have a party and invite her friends. Good times. I suspect momma Jovi wants to do the same.

Edited January 18, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Maybeitsme]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

God Yara walks around like she’s expecting photographers to take pictures of her every step of the way. And those ratty overly long extensions. Ugh.

I've been wondering why she's constantly stroking and petting that ratty mane of hers. It's a dead give away that this is not her hair, but to each her own I guess

[Auntie Anxiety]

I couldn’t wait to get off the phone with my son. He knows I’m otherwise engaged on Sunday nights and I had to tell him that I needed to go and, you know what, I didn’t care if I pissed him off (I didn’t). 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Or the meat compartment in the fridge 

DEAD

[Floatingbison]

I really dislike Brandon's family.  For real. 

[Hotel Snarker]

36 hours of sitting in his hotel in a beautiful resort doing nothing to try to help his fiancée and he's exhausted. Fuck off Andrew.

[JennyMominFL]

It makes me sad that he is eating a burger in Mexico

[greekmom]

The idiot has been staying there for 2 days !?!? 

What an ass.

[TMI]

Poor Andrew can barely eat -he is so distraught

 

 

[Angry Moldovan]

Not this dweeb!

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This Progressive ad always makes me laugh. Hits too close to home!

Me too! All I do during the whole commercial is point at Mr. Straycat and say that’s you, that’s you, that’s you! 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Coltee Gal said:

Or inside a steak or a cocktail. 

You guys are coming up with all kinds of good hiding places!

[Gobi]

Where in the world is Amira Santiago?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAD

Or put the carat in the carrot.

[Mr. Miner]

I am not taking a shower until Amir is released.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh boy, Douche Bro Andrew. 

"Amira's been detained. I can barely eat my triple cheeseburger"

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I wouldn't need to get him to myself to learn that.

Me either. But I was thinking maybe the challenge or somebody telling them no is what makes it exciting and once they can have sex all they want she will realize he is just some squirelly doofus.

[Zombness]

Poor Amira is stuck in Mexico City and this guy has not gotten there to see what is going on?????  

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So what if she was engaged and of course Jovi knows...Why would she bring it up otherwise? “Ukrainian women all want to get to America” yea because ‘Mercia is perfect you xenophobic limp haired overly face painted cow.

It really kills me when these families think that people want to come over here just for the visa. I mean, I’m sure some people do, but has anyone taken a look at our country lately?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Andrew. Stuck in a Mexican resort where it’s warm, sunny and has all the amenities.Wish I had such bad luck.

[Floatingbison]

I could barely get down that burger,. . . and fries . . .  and order of nachos, I was so distraught.

[Leilani]

If Andrew meets up with a couple and tells his sob story then we know they are recycling Caesar's script covid edition.

[Armchair Critic]

Damn they should have put Caesar on this season, at least they would have had a dinner companion

[nytonc]

All caught up. Wow Betty iis verrrry particular about the hot tub!

[DNR]

Julia is 1000% right . Brando needs to grow some balls with mommaB 

 

[For Cereals]

I do not like Andrew...too aware of camera time

[greekmom]

See Andrew - reddit sources sometimes suck.

[hula-la]

Andrew isn’t good in any kind of crisis, is he?

[Coltee Gal]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

 

5 minutes ago, Coltee Gal said:

Brandon’s father’s scrotum bra is too tight. 🤣🤣🤣 And he’s pissed that Brandon doesn’t have to wear one.

What’s a scrotum bra?

 

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

She is a no-one in the US. Move to LA.

No, but she can host a family dinner after they get married. If Yara and Jovi want to do so.

There's the rub. At least one of Yara and Jovi don't want any celebration.  I get that Bayou Mama wants some kind of event to mark the day of the wedding but lord, going against the bride? Mama can go out to dinner with her friends or something and celebrate.  Or make some kind of grits at home for herself and her nosy sister. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

It really kills me when these families think that people want to come over here just for the visa. I mean, I’m sure some people do, but has anyone taken a look at our country lately?

Huge caravan coming up from the border as we snark. People want to come here. Period.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

It really kills me when these families think that people want to come over here just for the visa. I mean, I’m sure some people do, but has anyone taken a look at our country lately?

I’d be scamming for Sweden personally or Ireland

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

It makes me sad that he is eating a burger in Mexico

He’s a friend of Kenny’s

[kacesq]

So Amira is going back to Europe and their plan didn’t work. What a surprise. And I am lmao that she didn’t text him immediately once she was released. She waited for him to contact her. Baby,