90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve been watching His Dark Material over the last few days and, as a result, I think Cougar would be much better off with an alethiometer than tarot cards.

Am watching too, it's great!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, TMI said:

I find it repulsive to see BIG Ed eat dip off his face....just another reason not to pay for the discovery minus deal

The sisters do look like the synapses aren’t firing correctly 

[greekmom]

Cougar reminds me of the silver fox on Love Me documentary.  I mean he felt he deserved a young submissive wife as American women were too independent. In the end, he found an American woman younger than him but not that young. 

Cougar just needs to find some American dude around 10-15 years younger than her. She's really barking up the wrong tree.

[tvrox]

31 minutes ago, greekmom said:

City girl here. Through and Through. And I don't like camping either.

Same, city girl! Although, during COVID, I have had some fantasies of running away to a rural mountaintop or something. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So much for not telling her kid, I mean cat, that she’s found a new daddy.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

I turn it off totally at night. Can't sleep in a hot room. 

I don't have the radiator turned on in my room. at all. I can't sleep in a hot room either. 

I keep my house cool, but I do pile on the blankets. I'm no Spartan.

Edited December 28, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

She never loved us. 😥

Liar! I love you bitches and then some

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I am so tired of that guy’s extreme overreaction to being poked by a plastic sword in the Bounty towel commercial 

Not just poked, he got probed like aliens probe farmers in Roswell, NM!

[tvrox]

My friend...and psychic...OY.

[Frozendiva]

My chocolate pudding is milk, salt, sugar, cornstarch, and coconut. Add vanilla, egg and butter at the end.

[Armchair Critic]

Is that a buffet set out for her cat?

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

Right? It's mystifying as to why they got another season. 

I think it is because the one who had surgery is preggers.

[Andi27]

Wait, what is that panel/narrow tv/huge digital frame on the cougar's wall?

And that cat is going to scratch Ryan's eyes out.

[Squee Bastard]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The sisters do look like the synapses aren’t firing correctly 

I watched their first season, and they are beyond disgusting. 

[mmecorday]

Jennifer Coolidge, tarot card reader.

[Bees52]

Just wondering if Stephanie is going to hand feed her guy too when she sees him next?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie’s neck is a dead give away. 

[greekmom]

Does it seem to you  that Cougar lady speaks in a baby voice?

[charmed1]

Ryan looks like any of my ne’er do well cousins circa 2003. She went all the way to Belize for that?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Is that a buffet set out for her cat?

Go visit the tarot card lady and report back

[Frozendiva]

The tarot cards do not predict the future. Hope this psychic is real and not a feeder - i.e. tells her friend what she wants to hear and puts her own opinions.

Edited December 28, 2020 by Frozendiva

[kacesq]

The town really is called Ladyville. I like it.

[Armchair Critic]

I think I would get along better with the tarot reader 😂

[Auntie Anxiety]

This 27yo fuckboy better earn his keep.

[For Cereals]

Have they been tested?  They aren’t social distancing...

[magemaud]

Belize Ryan needs to be a little more specific about the kind of “fishing” he’s doing

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Have they been tested?  They aren’t social distancing...

Well I’m sure the cards would tell her if Cougar  had covid

Edited December 28, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Straycat80]

We went to Belize about 15 years ago on a cruise ship stopover. Lots of poverty. Seemed like they depended on tourism. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The other woman is his MOTHER.

[Zombness]

The cards will say that he is coming for the $$$$ and the green card and I am not psychic.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

The tarot cards do not predict the future. Hope this psychic is real and not a feeder - i.e. tells her friend what she wants to hear and puts her own opinions.

I think you know already what she is. (I've been reading tarot cards for decades.)

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I think I would get along better with the tarot reader 😂

How bout cat sitting?   Can you do the cat buffet?

[CrazyInAlabama]

Spoiler

Yes, and the smallest Slatton sister is pregnant, she's the married one, who had the weight loss surgery, and lost a lot of weight.   The other sister is legally blind, and doesn't seem to be doing so well.    That commercial makes me sad, so I'm skipping the show.

Two women, and not a moving facial muscle between them.   The psychic's choker looks like she's being garroted.   

[tvrox]

35 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Do you think howdy doody is good in the sack? He’s got to have something other than a green card 

No way. 

[Floatingbison]

Ryan vs. Skinz, . . . who will turn out to be the bigger dirtbag?

[Gobi]

Chariot card? Chariots of the Gods? Think about it, won't you?

[Andi27]

I love how she's wearing one of those invisible hair ties like a scrunchie.

[Angry Moldovan]

We are missing @Trackdawg gifs

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cougar’s psychic friend=FAIL. Anyone with two brain cells would know not to trust him.

[JennyMominFL]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

The town really is called Ladyville. I like it.

Bring it on down to Ladyville!

[DragonFlyzz]

1 hour ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Liar! I love you bitches and then some

You’re calling me a liar?  What a blow I’ve been dealt.  😭

Edited December 28, 2020 by DragonFlyzz

[Auntie Anxiety]

We were on a break!

[kacesq]

Wait, he was chatting up 3 other woman and she feels bad about sleeping with his cousin? Oh this is gonna be good. 

[TazDevil]

LOL!!!  Who had "slept with fiance's cousin" on their Bingo board?

[peaceknit]

Girlfriend is dickmatized.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think you know already what she is. (I've been reading tarot cards for decades.)

I could use common sense to see he is much younger than me and is probably attracted to what I can offer him and wonder what he offers me, except maybe a good time.

She slept with his cousin?

[brillia79]

Wait, what???

[Armchair Critic]

She slept with his cousin? This is getting juicy! 😉

[Andi27]

She should stick with the cousin!

[kacesq]

Harris is better looking than Ryan.