90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Frozendiva]

Deaven is dirty!

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go, peeps. Its the "wedding in Moldova" all over again. Shoot me now. 

[kacesq]

You didn’t get married on paper Deavan. You had a ceremony. And good Lord, this “married on paper” is nonsense. You live together, you have a kid, you sleep together. Married on paper my anal.

and are they going to the US for this wedding so her heinous mother can attend?

[greekmom]

They really have priorities.

Buy a new rug? No to expensive. Wash it.

Buy a new bidet? Very important. (yeah right)

Spend money on another wedding.

These two have their priorities straight.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Hope your daughter is ok! 

Thank you. She cried because it was supposed to be Spirit Week, you wear different themed clothing and costumes to school this week and we had spent this weekend planning it all out. Then add on top of that I have been strict about social distancing and not letting her go to some things and now after being careful other people screwed it up for her.

[Straycat80]

Oh fer Pete sake...Deavan bitching about money but hey let’s spend money we don’t have on another wedding. Idiots. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor Jihoon. He needs his bidet!🚽

We all have needs Deavon. Let’s take your filter apps out of the budget instead. I prefer clean anal 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Deaven’s children DO NOT need a puppy. Too risky for the dog. Plus more expenses. Ridiculous.

When the puppy inevitably bites one or both of the kids, they’ll have to get rid of it. One more thing to upset your kids’ lives.

[Floatingbison]

I know Pepper!! , this is Sharps go to move now, Wedding 2.0

[Pepper Mostly]

Jihoon stays up at night with the baby, so Deavan has more time to lie around and complain. 

[rideashire]

I haven't scrolled back to see if anyone else noticed, but did Deven get lip injections? They look different but then in other talking heads they are the same as before.

Also, if I never hear another anal convo between them it'll be too soon. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, kacesq said:

You didn’t get married on paper Deavan. You had a ceremony. And good Lord, this “married on paper” is nonsense. You live together, you have a kid, you sleep together. Married on paper my anal.

and are they going to the US for this wedding so her heinous mother can attend?

She needs to get married on toilet paper.

[OldButHappy]

gag. I hate this whole 'dream wedding' narrative. you have a child together - that ship has sailed.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I bet you that at the beginning of their relationship there was a ton of lying from both Deavan and Jihoon.   I bet she claimed to be very well off, and I bet he did too.   I bet she thought she was hooking up with some rich guy, and then was very shocked to find out he's not.  

Edited October 19, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Gobi]

"Let me see your anal." I can't come up with anything to top that.

Edited October 19, 2020 by Gobi

[Floatingbison]

She's going to leave a good Yelp review on sex with Cheesestick.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cheese Stick is so fucking cheesy.

[Grifter Lives]

Melyza: "It feels good to wake up next to you," dead-eye.  Several moments later, she forces a smile.

[Zombness]

Cheesestick got laid!!!

[TMI]

1 minute ago, OldButHappy said:

gag. I hate this whole 'dream wedding' narrative. you have a child together - that ship has sailed.

and sunk

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

She's going to leave a good Yelp review on sex with Cheesestick.

NEGATIVE STARS

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Let me see your anal" I can't come up with anything to top that.

New Title for Deavan and Jihoon’s thread?

[Floatingbison]

Cheesestick simultaneously looks 28 and 45.

[Grifter Lives]

Meyleza got highlights the morning after.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

The thing I like about Melyza is that she couldn’t care less about getting a green card, so Cheesy can’t dangle that in her face. 

[Straycat80]

Cheeseball and whatshername are boring. Snack  break.

[TMI]

where is cheesestix cat?

[Floatingbison]

"Let me see your anal."  That's going to be my go to catchphrase this week.

[Angry Moldovan]

Does cheese sticks curtains match the the carpet, sorry that’s all I could think of

[Doublemint]

I can catch up on other stuff with the Cheese stick duo - I don't care at all about them - go away!

[Floatingbison]

I hope the cat wasn't in the same room when Cheesestick got his stick cheesed.

[Mr. Miner]

Cheesedick my ex boyfriend came by last night and yada, yada, yada I’m really tired today.

[goofygirl]

Oh you little minx, Meyleza...  Are you jelly??  What the bloody hell?? And you cheated on him too, didn't you??

Well CheeseStick isn't seeing his coworker anymore either.  You  are a hypocrite, girl.  BIG. TIME.

Edited October 19, 2020 by goofygirl

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Cheesestick simultaneously looks 28 and 45.

This is all I see now.

[greekmom]

I really hate these two. They are a waste of tv time.

[VioletNevermind]

God, Tim is such a doofy man-lump.  This is what I hear every time he appears on my screen.  

 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cheese Stick is so fucking cheesy.

He's the Cheesiest! Smothered in cheese! 

Wait, did Cheesestick cheat on Melyza? I'm not quite clear on that. 

[Emmeline]

17 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Have we had this conversation? My 9th great Grandmother was Martha Carrier. One of my husband’s ancestors has a signed affidavit against her. I lived In the Apartments right by 128  across from the Northshore Mall in Peabody in the 80s

I had to look that up.  

[OldButHappy]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Cheesestick simultaneously looks 28 and 45.

He's a  two-face!

[Floatingbison]

Notice Cheesestick puts a little accent on  when he pronounces Colombia.

 

[TMI]

cheesey...this relationship is DOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEDDDD

[sainte-chapelle]

I don't flirt with people I just sleep with them.......ok then

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

"Let me see your anal."  That's going to be my go to catchphrase this week.

Pro tip. When your husband hasnt seen the show he will look at you strangely when you  tell him “Let me see your anal”

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Cheesedick my ex boyfriend came by last night and yada, yada, yada I’m really tired today.

Ding ding ding our first Seinfeld quote. The lobster bisque would be  much better than cheese sticks

Edited October 19, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[SunnyBeBe]

So now cheesestux is bringing up more stuff from work...flirtations...what is wrong with him?  This couple is just so unappealing.....ugh....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, Cheesy, you have no right to interrogate her like that. PLUS, she shouldn’t have told you because it’s not your business and you were on a break!

[Floatingbison]

Instead of showing gratitude for the trip down sex lane the night before, Cheesestick starts in with the interrogation.  What a dipshit.

[charmed1]

OMG this is so boring. No one cares about sex with cheese balls nor animatronic Melasma. They are less exciting than watching paint dry.

[Gobi]

"His penis casually slipped into my vagina. No big deal."

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ding ding ding our first Seinfeld quote. The lobster bisque would be  much better than cheese sticks

I was spotting raccoons left and right.

George, those were mailboxes.