90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ah, the ineptness of Pole. Just one of his endearing qualities.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Whoo!  The tackiness of A & M's cake! Stars, stripes, sparklers! Well, what did I expect, that bouquet set things off.

So, will we see her toss the other bouquet after all.  There was a young lady sitting next to Aunt Lydia, and there's JoJo.

[OoogleEyes]

I have some great girlfriends  but I would never ask one of them to "adjust my bra strap"

[mmecorday]

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Whoo!  The tackiness of A & M's cake! Stars, stripes, sparklers! Well, what did I expect, that bouquet set things off.

Looks like they bought it at a bakery owned by Lee Greenwood.

[Toodleoo]

There...there was something in his asshole? WHYYYYYYYYY

[VioletNevermind]

I honestly enjoy snarking on these people, but every time Pole’s scenes start, I can feel the smile fading from my face.  He is a scary dude in a very real kind of way.  I’m honestly concerned for Karine.

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"I give the ceremony a four. Angela didn't really seem like she wanted to commit to obeying Michael. I give the reception a five. There was lots of dancing. The cake was interesting. There was freakin' astroturf on the ground so it was like being in the Brady Bunch's backyard. The food wasn't that good. I think it was mostly goat and plantains and then there was pizza." /"Four Weddings" bride voice.

You forgot to rate Angela's wedding dress! We have to add that in to the final total!

[Emmeline]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

How far can you throw it?

3 minutes ago, Irsel32 said:

Okay, first of all...I want cake.  
Secondly, Angela’s green bra showing through that dress?!  Dear God.

I’m right there with you.  I have some Keto friendly ice cream in the freezer, but I don’t know if it’s going to do it for me now!

[Armchair Critic]

Karine can barely tolerate him and I don’t blame her

... darn autocorrect

Edited September 14, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I think it's mandatory in Nigeria with that crowd - here you can change it up.

Angela and Michael didn't have a traditional Nigerian wedding. Their ceremony was mostly American with a few Nigerian traditions thrown in. Nigerian vows are as varied as ours-you can even write your own. 

[TMI]

Paul she is not giving up on Americs forever...she is giving up on you!

[Frozendiva]

One would wear a nude bra under a white dress.

[Zombness]

Paul I don't know about you....but I hope Karine stays in Brazil.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I look at Pole and all I see is crazy eyes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw, Paul. Were you hoping for another handful of hair before you left? 

[peaceknit]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I honestly enjoy snarking on these people, but every time Pole’s scenes start, I can feel the smile fading from my face.  He is a scary dude in a very real kind of way.  I’m honestly concerned for Karine.

Their baby, Pierr-ee, rarely smiles either.  Makes me sad :(

[kacesq]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I honestly enjoy snarking on these people, but every time Pole’s scenes start, I can feel the smile fading from my face.  He is a scary dude in a very real kind of way.  I’m honestly concerned for Karine.

They need to be off the show. Then Karine can go home and hopefully never see Pole again.

[Grifter Lives]

Pole and Krin-y both have aged terribly, very quickly.

[magemaud]

Anybody else just get a commercial for having your loved one’s ashes added to a “memorial reef?” 

[Straycat80]

If Karine was smart she’d get to Brazil and stay there! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

So much for Pole’s career at the poop water facility.  

[tvrox]

18 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Dr. Smith is actually Geoffrey wearing a prosthetic nose.

Shouldn't be he warning of the risks? Not saying nothing is going to go wrong. No surgeon can promise that. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Anyone watching the vow about the nx1um sex cult. Big egg loooks like a poor mans Keith  Raniere 

[Gobi]

Pol still hasn't learned how to stack luggage, I see.

[KelseyNikki614]

Paul and Karine segments are so depressing to watch. I think because I actually worry about the welfare of their child and also both of their mental health. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pole’s Mother is so happy to have caught them before they board. She has a wad of hair to put into Pole’s luggage.

[goofygirl]

Did Pole actually find their passports or what?

[kacesq]

I live near Newark Airport so I’m always stunned at these empty airports that this show seems to showcase.

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I honestly enjoy snarking on these people, but every time Pole’s scenes start, I can feel the smile fading from my face.  He is a scary dude in a very real kind of way.  I’m honestly concerned for Karine.

Me too. I hate that Pole represents us. Please don't judge the rest of my people by him. 

[Doublemint]

Pole says "dagnabbit" like Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Did Pole actually find their passports or what?

He did. And has two for Pierre.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I look at Pole and all I see is crazy eyes.

All I see are a box of matches in his hands and cray cray eyes 👀 

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Anyone watching the vow about the nx1um sex cult. Big egg loooks like a poor mans Keith  Raniere 

Nope, but I did manage to get through "Cuties".

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Anyone watching the vow about the nx1um sex cult. Big egg loooks like a poor mans Keith  Raniere 

I'm loving it. I'd read all the articles and wanted the other docs, but the HBO series is great. 

[Eldemarge]

Paul is never going to get a job, no matter the country.  I hope she knows that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

After Pole passes through TSA, Karine should make a break for the exit.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Anyone watching the vow about the nx1um sex cult. Big egg loooks like a poor mans Keith  Raniere 

Oh my god. Now I can't unsee it.

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

He did. And has two for Pierre.

He's got two passports, a couple of visas....

[peaceknit]

Karine isn't coming back. Mother Pole knows that too.

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Pol still hasn't learned how to stack luggage, I see.

Seriously.  Also, for as many money troubles as he has, should he really be able to travel this often?  I work every single day and make a respectable salary and can hardly justify a road trip. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Anyone watching the vow about the nx1um sex cult. Big egg loooks like a poor mans Keith  Raniere 

Yes, I am watching and there is a forum! Shades of Scientology 

[kacesq]

You’d think Mom Pole would be used to him leaving at this point...

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

Nope, but I did manage to get through "Cuties".

Was it child porn as claimed?

[Toodleoo]

LOL Paul’s mom: “He’s already having problems” Lord lady all he did was have trouble steering his luggage cart. So...you’re right, he’s going to murder someone in Brazil.

[greekmom]

14 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Hope this is worth it for ya, Mykull.  *sigh*

The cake said it all

[KelseyNikki614]

Pole's #1 thing he'll miss about America is air conditioning? Really Pole? I live in America and I don't have air conditioning so it's not exactly a necessity. 

[mmecorday]

Paul is furiously googling "Where do I find buy five, save five sales in Brazil?"

[Zombness]

3 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Paul and Karine segments are so depressing to watch. I think because I actually worry about the welfare of their child and also both of their mental health. 

Their segments transmit low energy......

[Pepper Mostly]

Finally a real smile on Karine's face. "I'm leaving this hellhole!"

Pole is going to miss family events? What? 

[Eldemarge]

Colt, I hate your face and your body.  And you, just in general.

LOL did hopscotch drive him to throw up???  SLOW DOWN THERE, COUCH BOY.

Edited September 14, 2020 by Eldemarge

[JennyMominFL]

oH good lord. Its Private Pyle