90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Toodleoo]

Hey babe I'm real sorry about the island.  It's in the stream.  That is what we are.  No one in between.  How could we be wrong...BIRDS!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

At least Deavan carries a translator.

It would be better if she carried birth control 

[Arynm]

Mom and Dad have had enough. The translator is doing a piss poor job. How awful for everyone.

 

[KelseyNikki614]

Deavan is really about the dramatics and hyperbole. He made her? Her life is ruined? please girl

[Mrs. Landingham]

Listen up, Wednesday Addams. Your life is not “ruined”. You’re not a hostage. Just go back to the US and into the loving embrace of your batshit family who will once again provide you with free childcare as you once again find another mediocre job. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

So they bleep Korean swear words now?

[Angry Moldovan]

Deaven just morphed into a scared eight year old girl

[charmed1]

Oh my god. I was laughing right along with Mother Jihoon. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Jihoon looks like she wants to cut a bitch.

Jihoon to his parents, “Deaven wants to go back to America”

Mother Jihoon, “Well, guess we can’t stop her...” while secretly gloating

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"My hovercraft is full of eels. "

I don't know why, but I am crying laughing on my bed at this sentence and everytime I look at it, it gets funnier.

[RichiesOlderBro]

I’m outta here!

 

see y’all around the internets!

[My Girls]

2 minutes ago, DanaMB said:

All of a sudden this turned into a comedy. That translator.  Haha.

That was the best!!

[mmecorday]

I checked out of chat for a few minutes because the things that translator was saying slayed me. 😄

Good night, everyone. See you Sunday!

[humbleopinion]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Cockslyvania.

Schlongdongcocksland with the peninsula region called Scrotallyho.

[Toodleoo]

Deavan's entire demeanor is so bland and sour.  WHAT on earth did Jihoon see in her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Oh my god. I was laughing right along with Mother Jihoon. 

Me too, I think she needs to snark with us. I'll get her a translator, a good one. 

[Vandy10]

I just realized we’re going to get a 90 Strikes Back for TOW once this season is over, aren’t we? 😞

[Toodleoo]

Legit though that translator was all "I am DONE!  DONE!"

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

I don't know why, but I am crying laughing on my bed at this sentence and everytime I look at it, it gets funnier.

Monty Python quote.

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night all! Be safe and wear your mask! I hope I'll see some of you in the Pillow Talk thread!

[Mercolleen]

I cackled at: "I'll make another mistake. I'll waste that money again."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memo to Jihoon: You are a joke.

[humbleopinion]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

It would be better if she carried birth control 

Or tucked it up her lady reproductive parts where it would do some good.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Hey babe I'm real sorry about the island.  It's in the stream.  That is what we are.  No one in between.  How could we be wrong...BIRDS!

David Sedaris wrote a book, "Me Talk Pretty One Day," there is a short story in it about his immersive French class, it still makes me laugh after rereading it a lot, that translator thing reminded me of that book.  Manchild is losing his mind and that translator is quickly becoming the MVP of this episode!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Later, all. I have to deal with a peach shortbread that I made earlier tonight. See you next week.

[sainte-chapelle]

Goodnight lovelies I hope to see some of you in Pillow talk

[humbleopinion]

ScroTallyHo!

[Angry Moldovan]

Next week peeps, next week!

[GrammyPammy]

It’s on Netflix. There is a forum here on Primetimer!

23 hours ago, peaceknit said:

Where is this show? I can't find it

Edited July 28, 2020 by GrammyPammy

[Zombness]

See you all on Sunday....have a great week and stay safe.

[goofygirl]

Lawd, these folks make Americans look like doofuses!  I just can't with Deavan and her "ruined life" and Princess Piglet and Momzer, Nurse/Detective... Let's see, who else?  CheeseStick and his wandering eye and other body parts... Guess that's all for now!

THANK YOU!  Y'all are just sooo funny! Now what? Oh yeah, LAUNDRY!  Have a good evening peeps!

[Mercolleen]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

David Sedaris wrote a book, "Me Talk Pretty One Day," there is a short story in it about his immersive French class, it still makes me laugh after rereading it a lot, that translator thing reminded me of that book.  Manchild is losing his mind and that translator is quickly becoming the MVP of this episode!

The flying bell brings of the chocolate!

[Doublemint]

Next week gang - I'll try PT for a bit.

[Gobi]

Night all. I have to calibrate my fish shoe.

[peaceknit]

2 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

it’s on Netflix. There is a forum here on Primetimer!

Thanks to you and everyone who let me know this! *Off to watch it*

[GrammyPammy]

2 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Oh for fucks sake Darcey. You are not cute. And making your bedroom look like a trashy shoe store is not cute either. 

 

I don’t think that’s her bedroom in the house she shares with Stacey. It looks like an efficiency apartment...there is a full-size refrigerator next to the bed??

[humbleopinion]

18 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Deavan's entire demeanor is so bland and sour.  WHAT on earth did Jihoon see in her.

The problem is not what he saw but what he left inside her...a balloon full of sperm swimmers let loose and all making a beeline to her 🥚.

If Deavan had just squirted some foam spermicide or had a Plan B then In a happy alternate universe Jihoon would be peacefully napping from his part time job and cuddling with his doggie.

[Armchair Critic]

Oops I missed chat. Little Armchair wanted Taco Bell, we tried having it delivered and of course they left something out. 🙄 But I could get used to this having a bag of food left at my door. 🙂

Edited July 28, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[humbleopinion]

Note to self: visit Taco Bell before August 13 when they get rid of a few of favorites with a revamped menu.

[DanaMB]

17 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Oops I missed chat. Little Armchair wanted Taco Bell, we tried having it delivered and of course they left something out. 🙄 But I could get used to this having a bag of food left at my door. 🙂

Between being homebound for 3 months when I broke my foot last September and now the pandemic, I am way too used to it. I feel like I'm keeping the delivery people in my area in business. 

[Frozendiva]

Hi ho fellow snarkers!

[JennyMominFL]

Hello all. I made some delicious beef stew yesterday! And this week I found out that my first grandchild, due in December, is a boy.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Hello all. I made some delicious beef stew yesterday! And this week I found out that my first grandchild, due in December, is a boy.

Congrats! No stew for me, but I did get some new potatoes from the veggie farm, and will add onion, dill and cream.

[greekmom]

Here!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m here for the Snarkarama. Bring your A game!

[Gobi]

Hi everyone! Send me money, remember that your snarking family comes first!

[peaceknit]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hello all. I made some delicious beef stew yesterday! And this week I found out that my first grandchild, due in December, is a boy.

Congrats!

[kendi]

Hulloa!! Ready for some snarking and laughs....

[Angry Moldovan]

Hello 90 day peeps!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Hi everyone! Send me money, remember that your snarking family comes first!

I don’t have the thousand you asked for. Will you take a voucher?