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[Floatingbison]

Larissa is quite the little shit-stirrer.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That speedo can't contain his gut. 

He's really sucking it in now. Every now and then he forgets. 

It starts rolling down, under his gut. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Vandy10 said:

quarantine has drastically lowered my standards as well as raised my need for quick, comfort food. 

I have never eaten so much cold cereal in my life as I have in quarantine

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

No one on the beach? 

That beach looks cold.  I think they were filming like at 7 a.m.

[Squee Bastard]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Has anyone figured out exactly what those tattoos on Jess’s thighs are?

Other than horrible?

[kacesq]

Is Smothered almost over? Tired of seeing the promos for it. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No one on the beach? 

They saw Coltee rumbling down the beach and ran

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is he holding her wrist like that? Is he trying to keep her from hauling off and hitting him? Its so weird.

[hisbunkie]

15 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

 

Wait, what?? Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii was a DETECTIVE????? You gotta be shitting me! Seriously??

 

Yes! In just one year on the job. He then leaves the country. 
you bet your ass I would be questioning the immediate family if Libby was my child or daughter.  All bets off!

[kendi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Larissa is quite the little shit-stirrer.

Is she on his phone and taking screen shots? She needs to go out and find a job.

The devil finds work for idle hands to do...whoa ooooh (that was sung in Morrissey's voice)

[Arynm]

Colt must be a grow-er not a show-er.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

They saw Coltee rumbling down the beach and ran

"I don't know what it is but it looks hungry!" 

[sainte-chapelle]

Colt...those legs....he looks like a seal

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No one on the beach? 

Can you imagine somebody watching Colt filmed on the beach that has never seen the show before? They would be thinking what the ???

[kendi]

Why did they have to show us this speedo preview way back in epidsode 2? 

[Straycat80]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No one on the beach? 

They all ran away screaming in horror when Coltee took off his shirt.  

[Mr. Miner]

Is anyone a marine biologist?

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

Yes! In just one year on the job. He then leaves the country. 
you bet your ass I would be questioning the immediate family if Libby was my child or daughter.  All bets off!

The place for any questioning was back home in Tampa, not when his family has prepared a welcoming feast!

[hisbunkie]

Mother Michael shows more social graces and class than Mother Chantel and Angela by eating that pizza with a smile. 

[Grifter Lives]

17 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

We won't see the actual scene of Colt in his Speedo until next week or later.  TLC is just prolonging our torture us with the endless previews.

I'm glad that my prediction was wrong and we got it over with.  But, now we'll have to suffer the endless flashbacks and replays.

[VioletNevermind]

Wow, the Family Chantal is joining Pillow Talk?! Noooooo . . . I actually enjoy that show.  

[charmed1]

There was a lady on the beach who looked like she snapped a picture of Coltee and Colte Gal, then looked down at her phone like she was sending it to her friends. That’s exactly what I would’ve done too.

[Vandy10]

WHAT is this music for Larissa’s intro? So dramatic.

[Squee Bastard]

Coltee needs a manzire.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Larissa, stop with the fucking phone already.

[sainte-chapelle]

Colt...those legs....he looks like a seal. I have a robe like Larissas

[MyVelouria]

Since when does taking care of aging parent mean you have to live with them up your ass 24/7? You aren't fooling anyone, Dolt. The level of enmeshment you have with your mother is hardly typical, nor is it a desirable situation for 99.99% of single women out there.

[kacesq]

Yes total stranger calling me, I’m going to tell you all the shit EricE talked about you....

[Zombness]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Wow, the Family Chantal is joining Pillow Talk?! Noooooo . . . I actually enjoy that show.  

I wonder who they are substituting now.  Why does TLC changed this?   The couples they had were OK.  Now we are getting stuck with the Chantal family.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Squee Bastard said:

Coltee needs a manzire

It's a bro 🙂

[Frozendiva]

Eric-ee is a snake? Who knew!

[Granny58]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Has anyone figured out exactly what those tattoos on Jess’s thighs are?

Horrible?

[VioletNevermind]

Damn, Larissa.  Calling a woman’s number that you found in your boyfriend’s phone?  This is some 10th grade shit.  “Did he say something about me?”  Develop some pride!

Edited July 27, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[KelseyNikki614]

So I bet this Nathalie chick was totally a fan of the show that Eric was trying to impress 

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, Zombness said:

I wonder who they are substituting now.  Why does TLC changed this?   The couples they had were OK.  Now we are getting stuck with the Chantal family.

No more Pillow Talk for me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s probably Carmen on the phone with Larissa.

[hisbunkie]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

 

3 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

Yes! In just one year on the job. He then leaves the country. 
you bet your ass I would be questioning the immediate family if Libby was my child or daughter.  All bets off!

The place for any questioning was back home in Tampa, not when his family has prepared a welcoming feast!

 

You are totally correct except that Andrew refuses to answer and Libby’s family has no way of getting answers.

 According to Liby, she didn’t even know the details. 

[kacesq]

If Coltee and EricE actually met and talked, TLC failed us by not filming it.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, MyVelouria said:

Since when does taking care of aging parent mean you have to live with them up your ass 24/7? You aren't fooling anyone, Dolt. The level of enmeshment you have with your mother is hardly typical, nor is it a desirable situation for 99.99% of single women out there.

The way he lashed out at Jess after she called him a baby boy (which is true)...calling her a Daddy's girl. Oooooh. Good one!

[Floatingbison]

What did she give Eric?  Shit?  I don't get this.

[Frozendiva]

Why would anyone talk to a stranger like that?

[MyVelouria]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Can you imagine somebody watching Colt filmed on the beach that has never seen the show before? They would be thinking what the ???

They were probably thinking "we're gonna need a bigger boat."

[peaceknit]

14 minutes ago, kendi said:

I want to give Mykul's mama a great big hug. She looks stunned.

I just love Mykul's mother. If it was me, I'd be doing handstands to impress her. 

[LucyEth]

Well that was horrible

[Armchair Critic]

"I need to hang out" (instead of hang up)

[kacesq]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

What did she give Eric?  Shit?  I don't get this.

Head.

[KelseyNikki614]

Larissa knows the word pejorative? Does she have a word of the day calendar?

[greekmom]

Coltee and Ericee traded how Larissa gave them the BJ- for real.

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Has anyone figured out exactly what those tattoos on Jess’s thighs are?

Giant cat faces 

[kendi]

Larissa, you should just shut up and accept that Eric talked about you. He's putting you up for free. Hope Natalie calles Eric-ee and discloses the conversation so he can kick her out, too.