90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Armchair Critic]

Asuelu smashing the appliances reminds me of this old commercial

 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Three beauties, Bird-faced Becky, Chinless Libby and Wonky-eyed Jenn.  

💀☠️

[TazDevil]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Is this the show from the app making its way to cable?

Yup!  Either they didn't have enough people paying for D+ or this was their plan all along.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Right but it isn’t on her parents to support them. I think he made pretty good money on the resort in Samoa. TLC tends to play a stereotypical ‘third_world’ narrative when it isn’t really the case. The rent free home was a lovely arrangement and her mom is giving them plenty of notice. Save that cash and rent an apt and stop looking at houses you can’t afford. 

They are making a lot of money from TLC. 

[Trackdawg]

10 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I hope Yara meets some sweet rich guy that takes her away from this jackass.

 

9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Give up WHAT Jovi?!?!? Strippers and partying?!?! That is IT. Yara isn’t perfect but gave up much more than you did…he is such a piece of shit.

 

8 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I wonder if he really got his own room, or if he spent the night at the bar with some stripper?

 

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Exactly. He's a married dad now. Time to embrace the joys of mowing the lawn, taking your baby to the park, cookouts with the neighbors, and puttering in your garage! 

[ExMathMajor]

I assume TLC paid for this rage room therapy session. 

Just looked up rage rooms in my area and there's one that starts at $50 for 2 people. I should see if I can get my sister to go.

[CSunshine76]

Why do these people act like they aren’t earning a paycheck from TLC? Brandon and Julia and Kalani and Asuelo talk as though they are destitute. 

[Straycat80]

Maybe Chuck can hire Asuelu as a real estate agent. He and Andrei can work together, the sisters will love that. 

[OoogleEyes]

Asuelo is so clueless, sweet summer child 

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

Was that Charlie's wife with her back to the pool? Maybe she's the one who gets pushed in?

Anybody else notice the boom (?) in the shot?

Yeah that boom was really obvious. Terrible shot. 

[Gobi]

Oh, I'm sure Kolonic will jump at the idea of moving to Samoa.

[TazDevil]

No, Asuelo, you will not have a RENT-FREE home in America soon.  There is nothing preventing you from finding a home.

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

How about putting energy into finding a job instead of smashing shit. 

[Frozendiva]

A 55 year old woman having a baby? LOLOLOL.

[Hotel Snarker]

Tui seems like a nice genuine guy.

[Suzywriter]

Tui is a true friend. He's understanding and kind without being either a blamer or an instigator. I love him. I want his number.

[GladysCravits]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Your friend is good, Asuelu!

Maybe Kalani will go to Samoa?😂😂😂

[Angry Moldovan]

Haggis alert, I repeat haggis alert

[Mindthinkr]

Oh yes Asuelo. Kalani can’t wait to move to Samoa and learn to get along with your family.  And the sky is green. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

I’M ANGELA, A TAXPAYER!

[Trackdawg]

44 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I’m watching this segment solely for Charlie to get his ass kicked.

[ExMathMajor]

Asuelu: I'm taking my family to Samoa.

Kolini: Over my dead body...

[TazDevil]

Angela's more healthy now.  Wonder how many cigarettes she smoked on the way to the fertility clinic?

[greekmom]

I hope Angela gets crabs and dies.

[tvrox]

"Not going outside of your bloodline" because its so awesome??!

Poor Skyla for being dragged into this. 

[For Cereals]

You know how having a baby works.  Just tel him you never had any intention of having a baby.

[Armchair Critic]

Angela is worried about somebody embarrassing her? The irony meter just broke.

[Adeejay]

So according to Turi, Asuelu should move to Samoa; can’t help but wonder why he is still in America.

[mmecorday]

Her daughter looks like Tim Burton dressed her.

[Straycat80]

Oh no, Skyla keep your eggs away from your psycho mother! 

[CrazyInAlabama]

5 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Is this the show from the app making its way to cable?

Yes, they show an entire season on Dis. +, and then show it on TLC.   

Asuelu is even more ridiculous than before.   I can't believe he wants to move to Samoa, and then have another baby.     How's he going to finance that either?    American Samoa maybe, but not regular Samoa with Mommy Asuelu.    Doesn't Asuelu realize that moving back to Samoa means his immigration is over?    They still have no money, so I guess he'll go back to dancing?  

Edited August 9, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[RichiesOlderBro]

Dr Gater will soon regret talking to Angela. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Angela you KNEW Michael wanted a baby. Why are you acting like this is news to you?

[ExMathMajor]

I see Angela, I hit the mute button... 🙄

[OoogleEyes]

Grangela, your "bloodline" is nothing to write home about 

[tvrox]

She said she's 55!! But the show screen shot thing said 54! I'm sure she's even older. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Oh yes Asuelo. Kalani can’t wait to move to Samoa and learn to get along with your family.  And the sky is green. 

And she'll love corned beef and bingo.

[Emmeline]

Lol!  Angela doesn’t want to have a child without using her own bloodline!  That is just hilarious.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I hope Angela gets crabs and dies.

No lies detected

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Maybe Chuck can hire Asuelu as a real estate agent. He and Andrei can work together, the sisters will love that. 

I will bet anyone right now that at the tell all Asuelu tells us all that he's taking the real estate exam. 

[Armchair Critic]

"I'm not going outside my blood line". No words. Angela is such a pig it would be a blessing if her lineage stopped.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

A 55 year old woman having a baby? LOLOLOL.

Someone here in Maine just produced one at 57. 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Is it even safe for Angela to tote it, IF Skyla was to give her eggs?

[Straycat80]

Asuelu and Kalani aren’t going anywhere away from the TLC money. 

[charmed1]

I don’t think I have any clothes trashy enough to fit in in Hazelhurst, GA. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I will bet anyone right now that at the tell all Asuelu tells us all that he's taking the real estate exam. 

Probably... he’d be better off learning a trade.

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Asuelo is so clueless, sweet summer child 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Grangela, your "bloodline" is nothing to write home about 

It needs to be discouraged if anything

[Frozendiva]

The doctor should give an estimate of the cost of this.

[mmecorday]

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I see Angela, I hit the mute button... 🙄

So does Michael.