90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[greekmom]

Im just so psyched that they showed where they film the TH than the actual fight.

LOL

[Hotel Snarker]

I like how Mike squeaks when he accuses Natalie of throwing a tantrum, while he's throwing a tantrum. He triggers me to the point of being upset. I'm afraid he breaks and throws shit while the camera is off.

[Pepper Mostly]

Every time Natalie tries to talk to him, he starts yelling at her. I detest him. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

I don't see how the math works.  He said $100K gross & $50K net profit per house as a goal.  He's got to split that with his 4 unemployable spawn.  And, Becky seems to get her commission, too.  Now Jen is the CFO, even though nobody mentioned it until this week.  

Eggs-zachery! If they were flipping three houses a month I could see needing that many employees, but they don't need five people when they do one every couple of months.

[mmecorday]

This show is the Fifi Mermaid of reality TV. A genuine fake. But I'll keep watching because you guys give me life.

The vineyard is opening this coming weekend. I have not had a very happy experience so far but I'm hopeful things will change once I get used to the job. Have a good week, everyone.

Edited July 26, 2021 by mmecorday

[kacesq]

OMG we’re not really going there with the masturbation scene are we?

Julia maybe not put a pole into a rental.

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Mike is losing his shit 😂 I don’t know why I’m laughing but I am.

I laughed too.  You are not alone.

[ExMathMajor]

Please tell me I don't need to see either Mike or Natalie on my screen again. Both of them are fucked up.

[Suzywriter]

This show is hitting a new low. 

Like, lower than lower than the lowest.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Women's breasts are for feeding babies if you choose.  Jovi and Michael can shut their pieholes.  As awful as Mike was in this one, Jovi and and his whining:  Jeezaloo yara you used to be my hot sexy vacation f&&k, now you are a boring ass mom who has zero chill.  Michael, you don't need to obsess over her breasts.  They are not your property.

Also, I've seen some first rate breasts, and Angie's aren't that great.

[My Girls]

I cannot stand one more damn coven vs Andrei fight.  Just can't.

[Armchair Critic]

"I was a blessing in this man's life". Cold Shoulders has me laughing. 💀

[sainte-chapelle]

Julia…you don’t have an income. You can’t afford  a baby. Here comes momma Mike spewing poison.  Why would Jovi bring Yara to a strip climb…so romantic…idiot. 

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Andrei could have ended this shit many episodes ago.  If they had just taken the Nice bridge (Rte 301) into Southern MD instead of doing the fake detour into DC, he could have plunged them all into Potomac River.  It would have been the highest rated episode ever!!

301 scares the hell out of me! Like a terrifying old roller coaster. Took it at 5 am into Virginia one day and thought for sure I’d be found floating the next day😂.

[magemaud]

13 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

I don't see Libby's mother either.

She was there, holding Ellie. I think I saw Libby’s stepfather, Walter, in the background, too. 

[kacesq]

Spoiler! Ronald had a gambling problem! And wow, Tiffany. Such high regard for your ass...”I’m a blessing in this man’s life.” I dunno Tiffany...maybe if you were such a hot ticket you could’ve gotten a non felon who lives in the same country as you....

[OoogleEyes]

I can't take any more of show. It's not fun at all and I usually end up with a ball of tension in my stomach at the end. I'm not doing this to myself anymore. 

I'M DONE! It never loved me!

Edited July 26, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Hotel Snarker]

I think Natalie has a new girlfriend now. I don't blame her. Mike would make me a lesbian too.

[Suzywriter]

Juliana looks at Natalie like she's a strawberry shortcake. Hmmm. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

This show is the Fifi Mermaid of reality TV. A genuine fake.

Except i dont think mike and Natalie are fake, sadly

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, good, Chuck's going to have a big family cookout, that will solve everything. I mean, the RV trip worked so well. 

Yes, that's it, Jen, or Becky, whichever one of you is stirring the pot, confront dad about how you feel. You've just been bottling it up and no one knows how you feel about things. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

See,y’all next week!

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

This show is hitting a new low. 

Like, lower than lower than the lowest.

No.  We still have to see Mykul masturbate under Angela's supervision.  And, we still wouldn't have sunk to the deepest depths.

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night all….oh Kaye honey…the only foolish bitch is you.

[Angry Moldovan]

Asuelu for the win with the rugby tackle!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn! Aseulu with the take down!

[ExMathMajor]

Next week looks like it's going to be just TONS of fun. 🙃

Thanks for another fun-filled snarky night, folks!

[Armchair Critic]

Damn that brawl with Asuelu's family 🧐😲

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

301 scares the hell out of me! Like a terrifying old roller coaster. Took it at 5 am into Virginia one day and thought for sure I’d be found floating the next day😂.

Exactly!!!  No one would suspect it was on purpose!!

[greekmom]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I think Natalie has a new girlfriend now. I don't blame her. Mike would make me a lesbian too.

Rumour has it that's how Mike lost wife #1.

That coupled with what I saw online of that video... I don't blame wife #1.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Julia…you don’t have an income. You can’t afford  a baby. Here comes momma Mike spewing poison.  Why would Jovi bring Yara to a strip climb…so romantic…idiot. 

This is Romantic Night 2, because Yara's dress is black, not pink.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Also, I've seen some first rate breasts, and Angie's aren't that great.

They were sandbags, now they are deflated water balloons 

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think Natalie has a new girlfriend now. I don't blame her. Mike would make me a lesbian too.

Didn't his first wife too? lol

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Spoiler! Ronald had a gambling problem! And wow, Tiffany. Such high regard for your ass...”I’m a blessing in this man’s life.” I dunno Tiffany...maybe if you were such a hot ticket you could’ve gotten a non felon who lives in the same country as you....

She is an overweight unemployed single mother. She does think quite highly of herself though.

[CSunshine76]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think Natalie has a new girlfriend now. I don't blame her. Mike would make me a lesbian too.

I mean, he already did it to his first wife. He’s got a record!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She is an overweight unemployed single mother. She does think quite highly of herself though.

I guess it's good to have self confidence.

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, it was so fun snarking with you all tonight! I will see you around the forums. By the way, I am not as busy this week as I was the past two weeks, so I will try to be on here more. Let us continue this HEA snarkfest next week, everyone! Peace out.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well good night my peeps! I had a great time snarking with you all, as always. See you all around the forum. Take care of yourselves and stay safe! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I can't take any more of show. It's not fun at all and I usually end up with a ball of tension in my stomach at the end. I'm not doing this to myself anymore. 

I'M DONE!

You never loved us. I’m assuming you’ll be back next week? 😀

[Floatingbison]

Basically Andreii vs. the Orlando Swamp Family is the only way a modicum of drama can be manufactured.  Every other story line is totally played out.

[magemaud]

17 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Mrs. FB and I have been to the Roloff farm twice during their pumpkin season

I'll bet you're the only people who have been both to the Roloff Farm and Dr. Now's office! 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think Natalie has a new girlfriend now. I don't blame her. Mike would make me a lesbian too.

Rumour has it that's how Mike lost wife #1.

 

Spoiler

You mean they didn't want the "magic" happening from "Daddy" like in the video of his thumb penis?

On that note... goodnight everybody!

[Gobi]

Next week looks like a real shit show.

I may be too stunned to snark.

 

[Angry Moldovan]

Goodnight all.  Thanks for the memories….

 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You never loved us. I’m assuming you’ll be back next week? 😀

Dammit. Probably. 😩😩

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Oh, good, Chuck's going to have a big family cookout, that will solve everything. I mean, the RV trip worked so well. 

Sharp is now recycling plot lines from three weeks ago.

[Doublemint]

Goodnight All - you make it bearable

[TazDevil]

Good night Peeps!!  Thanks for making this shit show bearable to watch!  Let's hope that actual punches are thrown next week 🤜 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Goodnight all.  Thanks for the memories….

 

Or, in keeping with this week's theme, mammories.

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She is an overweight unemployed single mother. She does think quite highly of herself though.

It reminds me of a quote I heard the other day:  Everyone thinks that they are the star of their own movie, whether they should be or not!