90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

"I almost dropped my week old infant on her head. But kids get hurt, what's the big deal?"

Oh Jovi. No wonder Yara is as nervous as a cat. 

[Straycat80]

Yara, no one forced you to come to this country, or forced you to get pregnant, that’s on you. And if Jovi doesn’t work who’s going to pay the bills and pay for your designer handbags? 
She’s a good mom but she not being rational. 

[Gobi]

Yara feels like a single mom. That's OK, Jovi is used to single moms. They're all strippers, of course.

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I gotta say, it's rude as Hell to invite a vegetarian (or pescatarian, in this case), or any kind of arian to your home for a meal, and not even try to accommodate their needs. Why bother inviting them if you aren't going to make them an actual meal?

Last week, Mike told her that she could bring a dish.  Maybe that's code for "Cook yourself!" or "Enjoy the one carrot again."

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I prefer toddlers when they are more sturdy, even with my own child. 

My SIL asked me to bring the baby inside...I had to walk up 6 steps.   I was white knuckling it...took me 10 min. MIL kinda laughed at me but I wasn’t amused. Lol

[charmed1]

7 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Tiffany and Yara are both make-up artists.

Don’t forget about Azan.

[hisbunkie]

11 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Sister Libby wants to list the house as-is, if she's the exclusive listing agent.  

That’s not my understanding.  The way I heard it, Chuck and Charlie buy and renovate the properties and the sister lists and sell them.  Libby is involved in the rental portion.  
Andre seems to want to be given a property renovate it and sell it himself.  Having a real estate license has nothing to do with the renovation part. I doubt he has any idea what building codes,budgets,etc.

 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Yara is a good mom. Jovi is a dumbass.

I don't know...good moms show daddy some trust. If he holds her wrong, but not wrong enough to do harm, back the heck off and let him learn. He wasn't holding her by the face, for crying out loud.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I almost dropped my week old infant on her head. But kids get hurt, what's the big deal?"

Oh Jovi. No wonder Yara is as nervous as a cat. 

Interesting fact. My mums friends dropped me down a flight of concrete stairs. Now that I think about it it explains a a lot

[Mr. Miner]

Mike turd said “up there” I guess OK is north of WA? Dumbass!

[Grifter Lives]

How does flipping not involve selling?

[FrancescaFiore]

Mike's mom is a psycho mullet from hell. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, charmed1 said:

8 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Tiffany and Yara are both make-up artists.

Don’t forget about Azan.

💀 LMAO

But honestly do these "make up artists" make enough to support themselves and have insurance? That's what I try to get across to my daughter.

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Mike's mom talking about feeding Natalie some water moccasin for Thanksgiving is sorta passive-aggressive, isn't it??

Nothing passive about it. Its just straight up, taking off the gloves aggressive .

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Mike’s mom “don’t want no drama” 

Except the drama she starts. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Whoa, Zied with the shaved head lookin like a snacc!

[TazDevil]

"Don't want to work with Libby's family" but wants to take $100k of Chuck's money.  I hate this storyline.  They can't even make it make sense and they can't act worth shit.

[mmecorday]

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I prefer toddlers when they are more sturdy, even with my own child. 

I agree, but I can tolerate a newborn's spit-up better than I can a toddler's puke.

[Hotel Snarker]

This family wanna be the Chantel family so bad.

[FrancescaFiore]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Mike’s mom “don’t want no drama” 

And yet she created 100% of the drama on her son's wedding day. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Come on Andrayyyyyyy smack Charlie

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Last week, Mike told her that she could bring a dish.  Maybe that's code for "Cook yourself!" or "Enjoy the one carrot again."

LOL...if the only thing that I can eat is what I brought, I'd stay at home. Especially if the host suggested water moccasin.

[Grifter Lives]

Charlie's firing Andrrreei!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

"Don't want to work with Libby's family" but wants to take $100k of Chuck's money.  I hate this storyline.  They can't even make it make sense and they can't act worth shit.

Yea I suspect he has been working with them for years.

[My Girls]

I couldn't imagine a worse job than working for that family.  Yikes.

[mmecorday]

Rock 'em sock 'em house flippers.

[Hotel Snarker]

Excellent leadership skills Chuck, not explaining everything thoroughly to everyone.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I don't know...good moms show daddy some trust. If he holds her wrong, but not wrong enough to do harm, back the heck off and let him learn. He wasn't holding her by the face, for crying out loud.

I'm sure Yara will ease up in time. At this point that baby is only a couple of weeks old. When Yara feels more confident she'll lighten up. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Chuck is a snake in the grass.

[Angry Moldovan]

Accusing Andrayyyyyyy of being lazy.

[FrancescaFiore]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Rock 'em sock 'em house flippers.

It's like the Palin family flipping houses in Alaska. 

[charmed1]

Charlie has the prototypical punchable face of every douche bag who refuses to go into a store wearing a mask. He’s just missing the raggedy baseball cap with the Ray Bans on top.

[CrazyInAlabama]

7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Interesting fact. My mums friends dropped me down a flight of concrete stairs. Now that I think about it it explains a a lot

Every kid in my family either rolled off of something (in my case the drainboard on the kitchen sink),  and we all survived.    My mother didn't pay attention, and actually didn't care, she thought it was funny that we all fell or were dropped from a decent height.   

So Chuck is the voice of reason?    Why couldn't Andrei scout new properties to buy and flip?  

I wouldn't be surprised if Thanksgiving Dinner at Mamma Mike's was a lot earlier than November.    

Edited May 17, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

I low-key feel bad for Andrei in this situation because he's really putting in an effort (in his own way) and now he's being ambushed by Libby's damn siblings.

[tvrox]

9 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Yara gave birth in September 2020, and Mike's talking Thanksgiving, so their timeframes are about the same time. 

Angela had bariatric surgery in August 2020.  

The Kalani-Asuelo and Tiffany-Ronald timelines don't matter, since their arguing and misery run yearround.

Everyone's arguing is year round!! 

Especially Chuck and his crew. Shocking, they are standing around arguing instead of actually doing work. 

[brillia79]

Ooh, 3 of 4 years Charlie? You’re a real fucking pro.

[Angry Moldovan]

It’s Moldovan toddler time

[TazDevil]

Chucklefuck pulling rank -- "I've been doing this for three or four years now...."

[sainte-chapelle]

Charlie claiming to be a project manager is the funniest thing I have heard all night.

[Mr. Miner]

It’s like when Fredo went to LV to learn the casino business. He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time, players couldn’t get a drink at the tables.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Chucklefuck pulling rank -- "I've been doing this for three or four years now...."

And you know that means he's only been doing it for a little over two years.

Edited May 17, 2021 by TazDevil
meant to edit and not quote myself. duh!

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Chucklefuck pulling rank -- "I've been doing this for three or four years now...."

That's about as long as they've been on this show.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Charlie claiming to be a project manager is the funniest thing I have heard all night.

Daddy, Daddy! Look at me! I’m your special project manager 

[Frozendiva]

I can understand if Charlie has at least a decade's experience. 3 years? LOL.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

It’s like when Fredo went to LV to learn the casino business. He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time, players couldn’t get a drink at the tables.

Or Joe Pesci working the casino in a Scorsese film

[Hotel Snarker]

My goodness, I cannot wait to see Mike and Natalie meet up with Trish! Trish is that MIL from hell!

Speaking of 90 Day MILs, I got downvoted on Reddit for saying that I disliked the way Gwen criticized Yara's parenting last week. Those folks really like Gwen for some reason. I don't know why I liked her in the first place.

[Suzywriter]

I had a sister that criticized me nonstop when I had my first baby. She would stop by my place before work "to make sure the baby is ok", and accuse me of  having dropped the baby or "made her cry" or of not feeding her. Her reasoning was "I don't believe you know how to do this."  It was fucking insane.

Maybe that's why I want to lock Yara out for an hour and let Jovi have time with his child.

[brillia79]

Chuck is what happens when a parent uses money to control and manipulate their kids, and the kids are too lazy, too dim to break free and live their own lives.

All these fake jobs. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Chucklefuck pulling rank -- "I've been doing this for three or four years now...."

 "And, I was sober for some of that."

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Every kid in my family either rolled off of something (in my case the drainboard on the kitchen sink),  and we all survived.    My mother didn't pay attention, and actually didn't care, she thought it was funny that we all fell or were dropped from a decent height.   

When I was a baby, my sister pushed me out the car door, onto the curb, while the family car pulled away. 🤷‍♀️ I was the third of four, so my mother was probably roaring with laughter over it. My sister would have been about four.

[Eme]

Bugged that Andreiiii is making me feel sympathetic to Charlie.