Grifter Lives April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 I think that Natalie lengthened her false eyelashes. She has been crying perpetually through this whole interview. 5 Link to comment
kacesq April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Shaun is the worst host. I can’t take the dramatics. I’m already bored with the rehash of this godforsaken couple. 8 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Mike says "I'm sorry" but it sounds like "you owe me twenty bucks". 5 8 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: See, friends? New iteration in a couple of weeks! And I will be here for it, and for you! Oh, Mike sat at the river's edge, contemplating life, the universe, and everything. Fuck you, Mike. You are a terrible person. He was communing with Ziggy Stardust 8 3 Link to comment
greekmom April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 I would have accepted an excuse that he was temporarily abducted by aliens. 21 2 Link to comment
Mindthinkr April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Mike didn’t answer his phone because he was busy watching us snark. 13 Link to comment
Doublemint April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Bullshit - "not that day" - and she's leaving the next day, so there's that too. 1 1 10 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Is Rebecca wearing a pancake pancaked pancake makeup? Put on with a trowel? 5 4 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Even though neither are great, I feel bad for Natalie because Mike called off the wedding. 1 11 Link to comment
Grifter Lives April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Mike and Natalie went to bed together the night before. He carried her off. And, it was an early wedding. So, he disappeared in the overnight, if the story holds. He probably was in the barn with Uncle Beau. 1 2 3 Link to comment
Armchair Critic April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, hula-la said: My sister just had the audacity to call just now. Was it rude that I kept scrolling during said call so your snark kept me updated on what is going on? I don't blame you, last time I took a quick bathroom break and came back to 30 new posts 3 6 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 (edited) Mike and his up talking is driving me nuts. He is a rude asshole for leaving at 3 am and not telling her where he is going. Edited April 12, 2021 by sainte-chapelle 1 14 Link to comment
Arynm April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 OK, here we go, Natalie thinks he cheated on her the night before the wedding, because he took off in the middle of the night. She thinks that a lot. 1 10 Link to comment
kacesq April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 I’m surprised by how poor Rebecca looks...she usually is much more concerned with her image. Here she looks like she rolled out of bed. 1 18 Link to comment
Zombness April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: I’ve sent out instructions to friends and family. THE NIGHTS I WILL ANSWER THE PHONE schedule. You are not the only one.....me too! 2 4 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 OK, Mike is fucking lying. I don’t trust him at all. He’s a greasy weasel. 1 13 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said: Mike, if you go away for a few hours, you tell someone where you are going. It's spring and there is wildlife out. You could have hit a moose and died. Moose too. And Sqvirrel! 15 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Oh, for fuck’s sake. What happened before cell phones were around? Remember those days when you didn’t have to check in every hour? 1 1 8 Link to comment
greekmom April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Arynm said: OK, here we go, Natalie thinks he cheated on her the night before the wedding, because he took off in the middle of the night. She thinks that a lot. I think that Tamara also put the notion in her head by saying bachelor party 2 6 Link to comment
For Cereals April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Arynm said: OK, here we go, Natalie thinks he cheated on her the night before the wedding, because he took off in the middle of the night. She thinks that a lot. I know. Who’s taking that bait in Sequim and how awful would her bangs be? 7 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said: Even though neither are great, I feel bad for Natalie because Mike called off the wedding. Imagine that, on the night before your wedding, your husband to be said "I don't know if I want to deal with all this". Oh, and because it can't be said enough, fuck you, Mike. 11 Link to comment
Mr. Miner April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Just now, kacesq said: I’m surprised by how poor Rebecca looks...she usually is much more concerned with her image. Here she looks like she rolled out of bed. Looks like she might have the dreaded low pressure shower head. 6 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 (edited) Jovi, you got some nerve talking about disappearing the night before your wedding, you stripper fucking son of a Saint. Edited April 12, 2021 by Hotel Snarker 1 2 9 Link to comment
greekmom April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, kacesq said: I’m surprised by how poor Rebecca looks...she usually is much more concerned with her image. Here she looks like she rolled out of bed. Is it me or does her hair look greasy too? 10 Link to comment
Floatingbison April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: See, friends? New iteration in a couple of weeks! And I will be here for it, and for you! Oh, Mike sat at the river's edge, contemplating life, the universe, and everything. Fuck you, Mike. You are a terrible person. Waiting for the UFOs to whisk him away. Or probe him. 1 13 Link to comment
kacesq April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 I’m going to come out of this Tell All really liking Yara. 14 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Just now, sainte-chapelle said: Jovi is one to talk He maybe skinnier but it makes him chompers even bigger 8 2 Link to comment
charmed1 April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 60 Minutes ran late and there was no way I was missing Prince for this motley crew of goobers. What did I miss? 3 5 Link to comment
Armchair Critic April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 (edited) Jovi honey, you really don't have room to judge the other men. Best to keep quiet because you did a lot of things that could be thrown in your face. But then again that goes for all the cast every season, lack of self awareness. Edited April 12, 2021 by Armchair Critic 1 9 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 “She got pregnant immediately." Like he had nothing to do with it. 1 10 10 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Everyone has a sad Covid story, but let’s move the conversation on, yes? 2 5 Link to comment
For Cereals April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, kacesq said: Shaun is the worst host. I can’t take the dramatics. I’m already bored with the rehash of this godforsaken couple. I wonder if Barbara is still in her ear? We need Kevin! The pacing would even be better. 4 Link to comment
kacesq April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, greekmom said: Is it me or does her hair look greasy too? Her hair looks horrible. 6 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Oh, for fuck’s sake. What happened before cell phones were around? Remember those days when you didn’t have to check in every hour? I get that but if I woke up at 3 am and my husband wasn’t there, no note, I would be concerned. 5 14 Link to comment
Floatingbison April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Arynm said: OK, here we go, Natalie thinks he cheated on her the night before the wedding, because he took off in the middle of the night. She thinks that a lot. Pretty slim pickins in Sequim at 3 a.m.,.... I don't think Nutalee has much to worry about. 1 6 5 Link to comment
Eldemarge April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: Mike and is up talking is driving me nuts. He is a rude asshole for leaving at 3 am and not telling her where he is going. He talks to her like it's sooooo stupid she didn't know exactly where he was and why he left. 2 5 Link to comment
Gobi April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said: Ok where’s mr witty himself @Gobi I’m away for the weekend. Watching, but it’s tough using my phone instead of kindle. 1 6 Link to comment
SunnyBeBe April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Everyone knew what they were getting, so sympathy from me is.......difficult to muster. 1 9 Link to comment
Zombness April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Jovi you are sleeping on the couch tonight!! 4 5 Link to comment
TazDevil April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 (edited) I hope this isn't the first time Yara is seeing this... Oh DAMN! I hope she beats his ass after they leave there. Jovi should have prepared her for what she might see. Or maybe he'll blame being black out from drinking. Edited April 12, 2021 by TazDevil 1 6 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, charmed1 said: 60 Minutes ran late and there was no way I was missing Prince for this motley crew of goobers. What did I miss? Not much, just the incel looking like a giant GRAPE and literally pooping himself because Amira is going to be there Edited April 12, 2021 by Angry Moldovan 13 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, greekmom said: I think that Tamara also put the notion in her head by saying bachelor party Tamara would do anything to run Natalie off. I don't think its beyond the pale to think that your guy might be knocking boots if he takes off and doesn't answer his phone. Either that he's been killed in an accident. Just now, charmed1 said: 60 Minutes ran late and there was no way I was missing Prince for this motley crew of goobers. What did I miss? Nothing. Mike shrugs, Natalie cries. 1 3 11 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Yara is on the verge of tears and Jovi's sitting there with a shit eating grin on his face. 1 6 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Damn...lie detector tests?!?! 4 3 Link to comment
Grifter Lives April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 I just realized that Jovi has worn nothing but t-shirts, even here. Even Brandon left the uniform on the farm and put on a polo shirt. And then there's Andrew. 8 3 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 Omg we have reached a new low, Maury Povich/ Jeremy Kyle 6 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 12, 2021 Share April 12, 2021 (edited) This show has now devolved into an episode of Maury with the polygraph schtick. Novi, you ARE the asshole. Edited April 12, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety 5 8 Link to comment
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