90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Hotel Snarker]

Honestly, I'd be more creeped out by my husband masturbating to my picture than to porn.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, greekmom said:

10 that Grangie smoked some weed.

the herbalized Mee Maw

[Gobi]

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Maybe Gobi said cooker?!🤣

He called me a hooker! Who do you believe?

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, TazDevil said:

Put Grangie's cackle on mute!

I just heard her cackle now, and I kicked my foot in the air.

[CSunshine76]

MAKE IT STOP!!!! My ears, my eyes, my brain! 🤮 

[Eldemarge]

Oh no. I just turned on the TV.

....Help help help absolutely not help  D:

[Frozendiva]

That cackling would keep little Mykull from showing up.

[Emmeline]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hey guys! I'm in Washington, D.C. to help out a friend who just lost her husband last month. They're having a funeral for him tomorrow morning. I went to help her out this afternoon, and so many people were there, getting emotional and crying so hard for her. It was just too much for me. I need your snark to cheer me up, please! Let's have fun watching yet ANOTHER episode of HEA...

I’m so sorry, that’s hard.
 

[Floatingbison]

Her cackle could strip rust from a battleship hull.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I can hear Angela now - are ya pullin on it hard enough Mikul???

Oh dear sweet tap dancing Jesus. 
"ARE THERE ANY GIRLS IN THERE DOING IT FOR YOU?" She is appalling. 

 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Put Grangie's cackle on mute!

My cat looked around and then left the room when she just cackled loudly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Come on. This is too much for my tender ears and vivid imagination.

[kacesq]

Yes Angela...you’ve discovered the secret. All fertility clinics have women there to get the sperm specimen.

God if Mykull gets off on this, he’s beyond our help.

[tvrox]

Hi all! 

[Pondlass1]

When you lose weight in your face….. WRINKLES!! Lotsa wrinkles.

[greekmom]

damn you Sharp.. why are you doing this to us?!?!?

[Pepper Mostly]

"WANNA SEE MAH COOCHIE?"

Well,  there's a boner killer if ever I heard one. 

[Mindthinkr]

I can’t believe Angie wants to watch. Her comments would take his stiffy away. 

[tvrox]

Eww this scene is going to give me nightmares. 

[Frozendiva]

I am traumatized.

[Floatingbison]

Hi @tvrox

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes later…..in the spongebob voice. I can’t deal with this. I need therapy

[Bees52]

Good evening all!

Already I am thoroughly grossed out by Angela and Michael's sperm test activities.

Mostly I am grossed out by Angela.

[Hotel Snarker]

Bless anyone who can jerk off to that cackle. 

Angela is fucking horrifying.

[Grifter Lives]

I'm so grossed out by Angela and by the idea that Mykul could actually masturbate with that hosebeast cackling an heckling him.

[TazDevil]

Just when I think I've hit a new low in my tv viewing, TLC breaks out the shovel and starts digging deeper.

[Armchair Critic]

She is now nastier than Belly Girl Lisa. 

[Shelbie]

Angie has passed vulgar and is grotesque.

[mmecorday]

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"WANNA SEE MAH COOCHIE?"

I may never have sex again!

[Gobi]

It's the festival of fisticuffs!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Her cackle could strip rust from a battleship hull.

💀

[Floatingbison]

I can just imagine her running commentary during some personal "me time."  Boner killer indeed.

[greekmom]

At least the kids are no longer in pj's all day.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh hell yes, give me Samoan Christmas Fight Club.

[kacesq]

Shut up Tammy.

[ExMathMajor]

(uncovers ears and eyes, peeks head out from under the couch)

Is it over? (Hi, everyone!)

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pondlass1 said:

When you lose weight in your face….. WRINKLES!! Lotsa wrinkles.

Fat don’t crack

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

damn you Sharp.. why are you doing this to us?!?!?

I hope that the endless downward spiral ends with Angela and Mykul's filming a porno (off the franchise), which gets them banned from the series for life. 

[CSunshine76]

Oh Tammy. Walks in the door, so how much your house cost?

Bitch, sit down and shut it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, TazDevil said:

Just when I think I've hit a new low in my tv viewing, TLC breaks out the shovel and starts digging deeper.

And a year from now, we'll all be watching, with horrified fascination and through our fingers, some new low. And we'll all probably cry a little. We must all be there for each other, my friends. 

[kacesq]

Don’t worry Tammy...your brother and his spouse didn’t buy that house. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It occurred to me today that the reason Tammy and Mother A are so into the money from Assholeu is because they know he’s making some cash from the show and they know how much and they want their cut.

[Gobi]

From beating off to a beating.

[Frozendiva]

Tammy, you can go to a realtor site and see how much houses sell for in the area. You're just pricing out Asuelu's giving money to his mother.

[Mr. Miner]

Time to take Samoan pride to an all time low.

[Hotel Snarker]

Tammy already running her mouth...

[kacesq]

I always love when people who act like hosebeasts 24/7 suddenly ostentatiously pray. Very spiritual of you all.

[Grifter Lives]

Mama Asuelo and Tammy are such revered guests that they're served and seated in the kitchen, not the dining room.

[Gobi]

"Could you please pass the money?"