90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Grifter Lives]

I think that Natalie lengthened her false eyelashes.  She has been crying perpetually through this whole interview.

[kacesq]

Shaun is the worst host. I can’t take the dramatics. I’m already bored with the rehash of this godforsaken couple.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike says "I'm sorry" but it sounds like "you owe me twenty bucks".

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

See, friends? New iteration in a couple of weeks! And I will be here for it, and for you!

Oh, Mike sat at the river's edge, contemplating life, the universe, and everything. Fuck you, Mike. You are a terrible person.

He was communing with Ziggy Stardust 

[greekmom]

I would have accepted an excuse that he was temporarily abducted by aliens.

[Mindthinkr]

Mike didn’t answer his phone because he was busy watching us snark. 

[Doublemint]

Bullshit - "not that day" - and she's leaving the next day, so there's that too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Rebecca wearing a pancake pancaked pancake makeup? Put on with a trowel?

[Hotel Snarker]

Even though neither are great, I feel bad for Natalie because Mike called off the wedding.

[Grifter Lives]

Mike and Natalie went to bed together the night before.  He carried her off.  And, it was an early wedding.  So, he disappeared in the overnight, if the story holds.  He probably was in the barn with Uncle Beau.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, hula-la said:

My sister just had the audacity to call just now. Was it rude that I kept scrolling during said call so your snark kept me updated on what is going on?

I don't blame you, last time I took a quick bathroom break and came back to 30 new posts

[sainte-chapelle]

Mike and his up talking is driving me nuts. He is a rude asshole for leaving at 3 am and not telling her where he is going.

Edited April 12, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Arynm]

OK, here we go, Natalie thinks he cheated on her the night before the wedding, because he took off in the middle of the night. She thinks that a lot.

[kacesq]

I’m surprised by how poor Rebecca looks...she usually is much more concerned with her image. Here she looks like she rolled out of bed.

[Eldemarge]

Mike, you are fat garbage.

[Zombness]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve sent out instructions to friends and family. THE NIGHTS I WILL ANSWER THE PHONE schedule.

You are not the only one.....me too!

[Hotel Snarker]

OK, Mike is fucking lying. I don’t trust him at all. He’s a greasy weasel.

[LennieBriscoe]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Mike, if you go away for a few hours, you tell someone where you are going. It's spring and there is wildlife out. You could have hit a moose and died. Moose too.

And Sqvirrel!

[sainte-chapelle]

Jovi is one to talk

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, for fuck’s sake. What happened before cell phones were around? Remember those days when you didn’t have to check in every hour?

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

OK, here we go, Natalie thinks he cheated on her the night before the wedding, because he took off in the middle of the night. She thinks that a lot.

I think that Tamara also put the notion in her head by saying bachelor party

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

OK, here we go, Natalie thinks he cheated on her the night before the wedding, because he took off in the middle of the night. She thinks that a lot.

I know.  Who’s taking that bait in Sequim and how awful would her bangs be?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Even though neither are great, I feel bad for Natalie because Mike called off the wedding.

Imagine that, on the night before your wedding, your husband to be said "I don't know if I want to deal with all this". Oh, and because it can't be said enough, fuck you, Mike. 

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m surprised by how poor Rebecca looks...she usually is much more concerned with her image. Here she looks like she rolled out of bed.

Looks like she might have the dreaded low pressure shower head.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi, you got some nerve talking about disappearing the night before your wedding, you stripper fucking son of a Saint.

Edited April 12, 2021 by Hotel Snarker

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’m surprised by how poor Rebecca looks...she usually is much more concerned with her image. Here she looks like she rolled out of bed.

Is it me or does her hair look greasy too?

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

See, friends? New iteration in a couple of weeks! And I will be here for it, and for you!

Oh, Mike sat at the river's edge, contemplating life, the universe, and everything. Fuck you, Mike. You are a terrible person.

Waiting for the UFOs to whisk him away.  Or probe him.

[kacesq]

I’m going to come out of this Tell All really liking Yara.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Jovi is one to talk

He maybe skinnier but it makes him chompers even bigger

[charmed1]

60 Minutes ran late and there was no way I was missing Prince for this motley crew of goobers. What did I miss?

[Armchair Critic]

Jovi honey, you really don't have room to judge the other men. Best to keep quiet because you did a lot of things that could be thrown in your face. But then again that goes for all the cast every season, lack of self awareness.

Edited April 12, 2021 by Armchair Critic

[Hotel Snarker]

“She got pregnant immediately." Like he had nothing to do with it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Everyone has a sad Covid story, but let’s move the conversation on, yes?

[For Cereals]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Shaun is the worst host. I can’t take the dramatics. I’m already bored with the rehash of this godforsaken couple.

I wonder if Barbara is still in her ear?  We need Kevin!  The pacing would even be better.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Is it me or does her hair look greasy too?

Her hair looks horrible.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oh, for fuck’s sake. What happened before cell phones were around? Remember those days when you didn’t have to check in every hour?

I get that but if I woke up at 3 am and my husband wasn’t there, no note, I would be concerned. 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Arynm said:

OK, here we go, Natalie thinks he cheated on her the night before the wedding, because he took off in the middle of the night. She thinks that a lot.

Pretty slim pickins in Sequim at 3 a.m.,.... I don't think Nutalee has much to worry about.

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Mike and is up talking is driving me nuts. He is a rude asshole for leaving at 3 am and not telling her where he is going.

He talks to her like it's sooooo stupid she didn't know exactly where he was and why he left.  

[Gobi]

7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ok where’s mr witty himself @Gobi

I’m away for the weekend. Watching, but it’s tough using my phone instead of kindle.

[SunnyBeBe]

Everyone knew what they were getting, so sympathy from me is.......difficult to muster.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi is in trouble now...

[Zombness]

Jovi you are sleeping on the couch tonight!!

[TazDevil]

I hope this isn't the first time Yara is seeing this...

Oh DAMN!  I hope she beats his ass after they leave there.  Jovi should have prepared her for what she might see.  Or maybe he'll blame being black out from drinking.

Edited April 12, 2021 by TazDevil

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

60 Minutes ran late and there was no way I was missing Prince for this motley crew of goobers. What did I miss?

Not much, just the incel looking like a giant GRAPE  and literally pooping himself because Amira is going to be there 

Edited April 12, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I think that Tamara also put the notion in her head by saying bachelor party

Tamara would do anything to run Natalie off. 

I don't think its beyond the pale to think that your guy might be knocking boots if he takes off and doesn't answer his phone. Either that he's been killed in an accident.

Just now, charmed1 said:

60 Minutes ran late and there was no way I was missing Prince for this motley crew of goobers. What did I miss?

Nothing. Mike shrugs, Natalie cries. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Yara is on the verge of tears and Jovi's sitting there with a shit eating grin on his face.

[sainte-chapelle]

Damn...lie detector tests?!?!

[Grifter Lives]

I just realized that Jovi has worn nothing but t-shirts, even here.  Even Brandon left the uniform on the farm and put on a polo shirt.

And then there's Andrew.

[Angry Moldovan]

Omg we have reached a new low, Maury Povich/ Jeremy Kyle

[Auntie Anxiety]

This show has now devolved into an episode of Maury with the polygraph schtick. Novi, you ARE the asshole.

Edited April 12, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety