90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

Daddy swinger is going to stroke out, and I’m here for it! “Dont sex up my son you Soviet ho”.

[magemaud]

Ooh, Brandon is taking her to “S LAW”! 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

What’s Oceans shores like?

Nice during the summer (about four weeks long!), and often grey and overcast, and the beach is rocky and not very good.  There's lots of beach houses there, but most people here go to the Oregon beaches if they want a beach vacation or get a beach house.  BUT, there is surfing (sort of) at Grayland, which is south of Ocean Shores.

[Pepper Mostly]

Julia's got Betty's number. She's pretty sharp. 

[hisbunkie]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Greasy and slimy?! Jeez Mike, try to be a little nicer. 

I’m thinking he was trying to use words she understood? When he mentioned her looking too nice to go walk,she took it like a criticism.  He can’t win.

My husband will say the same to me.  A little lipstick, clean hair and a Jean skirt and he thinks I’m all “dolled up “. 
BTW, Natalie looks like she just ate a pork chop with her hands. Lose that lipstick.

[tvrox]

59 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

We has about six inches on snow on the ground when we woke up this morning. I always love to see the pretty cardinals at our bird feeder in the wintry weather.

Pretty! I saw a cardinal a few weeks ago, and I was so surprised. Not a common sight in the city! 

[DNR]

Hold on........ 

betty said ok to same room , i didn’t hear anything about Zero farm work for Julia...... 

did brandon lie to her , what did i miss ?

[brillia79]

This is not better dude. Now your parents hate her (more) because you threw Julia under the bus. And she’d still live in their home. And they still expect you to live on the farm forever.

You need to get out or admit you aren’t financially prepared to be a husband and let Julia go home.

[Floatingbison]

OH, Brandon, you smooth operator.. . . . . 

 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Brandon looks just like Betty. I'd never be able to unsee that if I was Julia.

Sex play with a wig, he’s kinky like that

[Hotel Snarker]

Brandon is just kicking the can down the road because he's afraid to move out on his own.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Did he say she wouldn't have to do anything either? I think I caught that? Please friends tell me if I didnt hear it right.

He did.  And she's right not to believe it.  You know that she'll feel the swingers' silent resentment during every lousy dinner around the cluttered table.

[Suzywriter]

Oh, I do not want to think about what's going to happen next in that creepy family.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

Maybe Brandon can find his balls in one of those pool table pockets.

oh wait, they are in Betty’s purse.

She has them tucked into her bra. 

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Daddy swinger is going to stroke out, and I’m here for it! “Dont sex up my son you Soviet ho”.

DEAD. 

Seriously, Papa Brandon is old enough to remember the Red Menace. He's probably muttering "go back to Russia, commie" under his breath all day long. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ohhhh Julia has mommas number....that is EXACTLY what she said. Brandon is a dirty liar. It is on film....she will see it!

[Twopper]

I hope Julia beats him at pool.

I also don't recall Brandon negotiating Julia not having to work on the farm.   Did I miss this.  I don't even think he has gotten permission to share the room.  I think Pa Brandon was still adamantly opposed.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Nice during the summer (about four weeks long!), and often grey and overcast, and the beach is rocky and not very good.  There's lots of beach houses there, but most people here go to the Oregon beaches if they want a beach vacation or get a beach house.  BUT, there is surfing (sort of) at Grayland, which is south of Ocean Shores.

But you wouldn’t live there year round? It’s the most affordable place in Washington state

[FrancescaFiore]

Eeeewwww... does Mike have a super pronounced outie?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Daddy swinger is going to stroke out, and I’m here for it! “Dont sex up my son you Soviet ho”.

He and Grandpa Brandon are jealous.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

BTW, Natalie looks like she just ate a pork chop with her hands. Lose that lipstick.

DEAD

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

But you wouldn’t live there year round? It’s the most affordable place in Washington state

Scary places usually are.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi is just Geoffrey with big teeth.

[Emmeline]

38 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I submit the 90s pink hair (graduated 1994).

You were way ahead of the trend!

[Hangin Out]

Brandon and Julia are the best.  She’s a doll.  You go girl.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

I hope Julia beats him at pool.

She will, he doesn't know what to do with his balls.

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Brandon looks just like Betty. I'd never be able to unsee that if I was Julia.

yeah, she knows what he will look like as an older man and it isn't pretty.

 

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ohhhh Julia has mommas number....that is EXACTLY what she said. Brandon is a dirty liar. It is on film....she will see i

I would like to see how she reacts when she finds out how the conversation really went.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Sex play with a wig, he’s kinky like that

that is almost the exact plot of Psycho.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jovi is just Geoffrey with big teeth.

Brilliant snark 🏆

[sainte-chapelle]

OMG is Jovi really questioning the results? Even a faint broken line means pregnant you beaver toothed bird nest haired STD ridden alcoholic 

[Hotel Snarker]

Please go away, Chip and Joanna.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

 

Jovi is just Geoffrey with big teeth.

 

I couldn’t look at Geoffrey’s huge nostrils

oops! I was mixing up Gregory and Geoffrey 

Edited February 1, 2021 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amira, LISTEN TO YOUR FRIENDS!

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Silver Bells said:

Brandon and Julia are the best.  She’s a doll.  You go girl.

Almost. Try Go Go girl. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, DNR said:

Hold on........ 

betty said ok to same room , i didn’t hear anything about Zero farm work for Julia...... 

did brandon lie to her , what did i miss ?

Yes, Brandon lied, he lies like a rug because he is a big old pussy boy who's scared of his parents. 

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Sex play with a wig, he’s kinky like that

You are in rare form tonight, @Angry Moldovan!

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

He did.  And she's right not to believe it.  You know that she'll feel the swingers' silent resentment during every lousy dinner around the cluttered table.

With Papa Brandon glowering at her across the table, begrudging every bite of food she puts in her mouth. 

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

I hope Julia beats him at pool.

 

She should beat him soundly about the head and shoulders with a pool cue. No jury in the land would convict her. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

that is almost the exact plot of Psycho.

So we know where this is going....

[GrammyPammy]

I find Betty and Ron repulsive and I think Julia does, too. She just wants to get away from the ick.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

OMG is Jovi really questioning the results? Even a faint broken line means pregnant you beaver toothed bird nest haired STD ridden alcoholic 

You are insulting the poor beaver! 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

You were way ahead of the trend!

I had pink hair in the early 90s because of this 

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

He did.  And she's right not to believe it.  You know that she'll feel the swingers' silent resentment during every lousy dinner around the cluttered table.

You know, I've had this weird theory about this whole situation. I think Brandon's parents gave him  a mission to find someone else to help on the farm... but he fell for her. So, no, they will not be happy that she now shares his room, and was told she doesn't have to do ANY MORE farm work. They'll have to rely on that neighbor girl to feed the chickens and goats now.

[VioletNevermind]

If this woman actually goes to Serbia, she has no one to blame but herself from this point forward. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Xavier, tell her to run.

[Floatingbison]

Mrs. FB wants to know who Capt Lenscrafters is, the guy in France with the weird glasses.

[Auntie Anxiety]

But does Novi have those attractive arm and chest tattoos a la Geoffrey?

[Frozendiva]

Friend thinks zero of Andrew.

[Brooklynista]

 I feel I missed something in this Amira/Andrew saga. WHY  is she so pressed about losing this man? I'm befuddled. 

[greekmom]

Geez Amira is the road to America worth it? I mean is France all that bad?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

But does Novi have those attractive arm and chest tattoos a la Geoffrey?

Geoffrey, the slutty trailers girls George Clooney

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrew is a douchebag, a dick and a tool. The trifecta.

[Frozendiva]

Let the visa run out and when things get better Covid-wise, get a new one.

[LennieBriscoe]

I love Amira and her ami! Reminds me  of "The French Connection"!

Edited February 1, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[Hotel Snarker]

Why does Xavier give me Seth Rogen vibes?