S04.E05: Our Lips Are Sealed

[OnceSane]

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Avery meets Ash's skeptical brother; Ed makes a shocking request; Geoffrey's biggest fear about Varya comes true; Lisa reaches a boiling point; Yolanda hopes she isn't making a mistake; David takes a leap of faith, and Stephanie and Erika meet.

Airs March 22, 2020.

[Kyanight]

23 minutes ago, OnceSane said:

Avery meets Ash's skeptical brother; Ed makes a shocking request; Geoffrey's biggest fear about Varya comes true; Lisa reaches a boiling point; Yolanda hopes she isn't making a mistake; David takes a leap of faith, and Stephanie and Erika meet.

I feel like we saw ALL of this in the previews, lol.  Geoffrey's biggest fear = Varya isn't pliable and he won't be able to squeeze her down with his thumb.  David flies out to meet Lana for the FOURTH time - and SHOCKER - she doesn't show up because .... (choose one)

A.) Her cat barfed a hair ball that morning and she's afraid the kitty might choke on another one so she can't leave her

B.) Her apartment was flooded by a fluke tsunami and she has to empty out the water with an eye dropper

C.) She couldn't find her blue dress which obviously must be with the missing train tickets somewhere so she couldn't come because David wouldn't be able to recognize her 

D.) All of the above

Steph and Erika...Z.z.z.z..z.Z...z.snore....z.z...

[Gobi]

20 minutes ago, Kyanight said:

I feel like we saw ALL of this in the previews, lol.  Geoffrey's biggest fear = Varya isn't pliable and he won't be able to squeeze her down with his thumb.  David flies out to meet Lana for the FOURTH time - and SHOCKER - she doesn't show up because .... (choose one)

A.) Her cat barfed a hair ball that morning and she's afraid the kitty might choke on another one so she can't leave her

B.) Her apartment was flooded by a fluke tsunami and she has to empty out the water with an eye dropper

C.) She couldn't find her blue dress which obviously must be with the missing train tickets somewhere so she couldn't come because David wouldn't be able to recognize her 

D.) All of the above

Steph and Erika...Z.z.z.z..z.Z...z.snore....z.z...

E. She knew the coronavirus was coming and self-quarantined.

[humbleopinion]

Betcha SojaBoy could avoid sexy time with BGLisa by sheltering (his penis) in place....

[Zevious Zoquis]

Lisa with the "bibbyluv" shit!  Shut up you idiot!  lol...haha the director laughed out loud when he met her!  

 

David is just beyond lame and pathetic.  How can anyone go around just telling that ridiculous story about his Ukrainian "girlfriend." And what's with the giant-sized polo shirts?  

 

Yolanda is still on he hook!

Edited March 19, 2020 by Zevious Zoquis

[Spike]

Did David have a Bowflex?  I think he wears the oversized polo shirt untucked because he is pear shaped and trying to hide it.

Did we need all the closeups of Ash’s armpit hair?  Tania would be in hog heaven.

Edited March 19, 2020 by Spike

[magemaud]

13 hours ago, Zevious Zoquis said:

 And what's with the giant-sized polo shirts?  

I was just coming here to post this picture!

Such disappointment on the jeweler’s face when David told him he was looking for an engagement ring then said he wanted it to be a CZ. Edited to add: the fact that David didn’t want to spring for a real diamond leads me to believe that on some level he realizes that Lana is as fake as HIS hair. 

Edited March 19, 2020 by magemaud

[magemaud]

Erika looks like she should be making balloon animals at a kids birthday party 

[DEL901]

Seven years.   David has been “dating” her for 7 years. And still doesn’t have a clue.  

[Lily247]

I am just not a fan of Varya's icy jet black dyed hair. Some Russian like to dye their hair icy black to look more striking, esp if they have light eyes. But to me it looks stripperish. And Geoffrey has no charisma with her. On a scale of zero to Ash, he seems so bored and uninterested in general. 

[Kyanight]

12 minutes ago, Lily247 said:

I am just not a fan of Varya's icy jet black dyed hair. Some Russian like to dye their hair icy black to look more striking, esp if they have light eyes. But to me it looks stripperish. And Geoffrey has no charisma with her. On a scale of zero to Ash, he seems so bored and uninterested in general. 

Let's face it.  Geoffrey could only have charisma with his blow-up doll.  

[AZChristian]

3 minutes ago, Kyanight said:

Let's face it.  Geoffrey could only have charisma with his blow-up doll.  

Which is who/what he probably slept with his first night in Russia.

[Kyanight]

Just now, AZChristian said:

4 minutes ago, Kyanight said:

Let's face it.  Geoffrey could only have charisma with his blow-up doll.  

Which is who/what he probably slept with his first night in Russia.

OH - you think he took one from his collection to Russia in his suitcase?  He probably wants to see if the doll and Varya will get along......

[AZChristian]

2 minutes ago, Kyanight said:

OH - you think he took one from his collection to Russia in his suitcase?  He probably wants to see if the doll and Varya will get along......

Yes, he probably only took one from his collection.  Otherwise, all the others would have advised the chosen one to not spend the first night with him.  Kind of like Varya's girlfriends.

[Spike]

Blow-up doll sister wives!

[AZChristian]

1 minute ago, Spike said:

Blow-up doll sister wives!

Don't give TLC any ideas for new shows.  They'd run with this, if they could find 4 dwarf blow-up dolls.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

Don't give TLC any ideas for new shows.  They'd run with this, if they could find 4 dwarf blow-up dolls.

600lb blow-up doll dwarf sister wives after Lock-Up.

Edited March 19, 2020 by Gobi

[AZChristian]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

600lb blow-up doll dwarf sister wives after Lock-Up.

I needed a laugh . . . and this did it!!!

This is the power of synergy - building on ideas to come up with better ones!!!

[Spike]

33 minutes ago, Gobi said:

600lb blow-up doll dwarf sister wives after Lock-Up.

Who pop pimples.

[Kiss my mutt]

And flip houses!

[DaphneCat]

And have 87 kids.

[Squee Bastard]

Damn but Lisa is repugnant.

[Kyanight]

1 minute ago, Squee Bastard said:

Damn but Lisa is repugnant.

Right?  Does she have anything going for her?

[Squee Bastard]

1 minute ago, Kyanight said:

Right?  Does she have anything going for her?

Nada, zip, zero, zilch

[Kangatush]

2 minutes ago, Squee Bastard said:

Nada, zip, zero, zilch

Wrong, she has 2.  She's American, and dumb enough to fall for his nonsense.

PS, love the name, it was so good of you to claim the condoms as yours.  🙂

[Squee Bastard]

3 minutes ago, Kangatush said:

Wrong, she has 2.  She's American, and dumb enough to fall for his nonsense.

PS, love the name, it was so good of you to claim the condoms as yours.  🙂

If the Magnum fits!

[Christina]

I got through the preview in ten minutes. I ff over practically everything. 

There is no way David believes he dated a women for seven years, since she was 20, and she still cannot speak English. He admitted going over on one of those meet-ups, so he knows the score. He's either into being scammed, and believe it or not, some people are, or he's on the show for some reason that isn't clear to viewers, yet. I think he is playing a part like Caeser.

I watched Varya for a minute because I thought she said they were going to a Russian landmark, but we only saw a few minutes of forest. And then a few minutes of the others. 

I had such high hopes for this season. sigh

[Christina]

The Tell Nothing filming has been delayed. They have filmed some Pillow Talk scenes remotely, so that is probably what will happen here, too.

 

[Neurochick]

I can't stand Lisa, but I do believe that she REALLY loves Usman.  I linked an Australian TV show called "Insight" a while back and it was about people who were victims of love scams.  It's really sad the nonsense some people fall for, I remember there was one older woman who fell for a man who said he was a US soldier and had found gold in Afghanistan, he took her for something like a quarter of a million dollars. 

[Kangatush]

1 hour ago, Neurochick said:

I can't stand Lisa, but I do believe that she REALLY loves Usman. 

I hate stereotypes, but I think a lot of the US women have legitimate feelings for these guys.  I need more than emojis, but the feeling that someone is listening to you, seeing you, caring about YOU is a very powerful thing.  I've gotten emotionally invested in a few internet guys (never sent money, or that non-sense), and it can be a powerful thing.  I've even had actual relationships grow from an online meeting.  Ha, even International, but he came to me.  But emotions are no excuse for flat out being a delusional idiot.

Like her continued insistence that she should have been in the video is ridiculous.  She's not marketable.  Like if I were dating Leonardo DiCaprio, I wouldn't insist on playing Rose in Titanic.

Edited March 20, 2020 by Kangatush

[DiamondGirl]

David would be a perfect match for Debbie.  Cats and all.  Unicycle skill a bonus.

[EastCoast4Life]

On 3/18/2020 at 9:47 PM, Zevious Zoquis said:

Lisa with the "bibbyluv" shit!  Shut up you idiot!  lol...haha the director laughed out loud when he met her!  

He literally laughed in her face, and was probably thinking, "THIS is baby girl Lisa???"

[Mrs. Hanson]

17 hours ago, DaphneCat said:

And have 87 kids.

And run a chocolate shop and pop your pimples, not at the same time.

[magemaud]

On 3/18/2020 at 9:47 PM, Zevious Zoquis said:

 

Lisa with the "bibbyluv" shit!  Shut up you idiot!  lol...haha the director laughed out loud when he met her!  

 

According to BGL, the DIRECTOR is the idiot! I loved SojaBoy’s very loose translation of the conversation including “what should I tell her you said?” 

[Kid]

So tell me. If Rose lives in such abject poverty, how does she have a computer and 4000 friends on Facebook?   Maybe if she spent her time more constructively to better her life, she would not need a green card and a sugar daddy.

So Ed, the germ-a-fobe gets a pedicure in Manila and has no idea how well the instruments are sterilized.  Also, he doesn’t believe an answer she gives him.  So how can you want to be engaged to someone that you have no trust in AT ALL.  
 

Where does casting get these people?

Edited March 20, 2020 by Kid

[Kid]

“The song that has been WROTE for me.”  😂😂

[iwasish]

9 minutes ago, Kid said:

So tell me. If Rose lives in such abject poverty, how does she have a computer and 4000 friends on Facebook?   Maybe if she spent her time more constructively to better her life, she would not need a green card and a sugar daddy.

So Ed, the germ-a-fobe gets a pedicure in Manila and has no idea how well the instruments are sterilized.  Also, he doesn’t believe an answer she gives him.  So how can you want to be engaged to someone that you have no trust in AT ALL.  
 

Where does casting get these people?

Who did she dump her kid on while she’s getting to know Ed? 
He may not believe her 100% but he’s closer to getting some ass than he has been in all these years, he can always wrap it and get himself checked by a doctor when he returns. 

 

[RealReality]

32 minutes ago, Kid said:

So tell me. If Rose lives in such abject poverty, how does she have a computer and 4000 friends on Facebook?   Maybe if she spent her time more constructively to better her life, she would not need a green card and a sugar daddy.

So Ed, the germ-a-fobe gets a pedicure in Manila and has no idea how well the instruments are sterilized.  Also, he doesn’t believe an answer she gives him.  So how can you want to be engaged to someone that you have no trust in AT ALL.  
 

Where does casting get these people?

There was a podcast that kinda got into this.  Apparently second hand electronics are often refurbished and sold overseas for a fairly small amount.  And at least for phones I guess there are per minute plans that are fairly inexpensive.  

Even visiting our home country, which is very small and impoverished, people had cell phones and data plans and were able to afford them.  I found the internet VERRRRY spotty, but around the world people have access to whatsapp and it's a much less expensive way to communicate.  

There is not much opportunity for rose in her country/situation even if she put buckled down or whatever.  I think in the US we have this wonderful luxury of having access to education and opportunity as a means to craft our own life path. 

It's just not the same in other countries.  It's not unheard of certainly.  But it's a much harder path, and your odds are a little better than the lottery if you're from a small, impoverished country.  My dad made it out, but combined with a ridiculous amount of work and hustle and grind, it took luck.  

He was lucky to have a sister who could sponsor him in the US, lucky that the US was open to immigrants, lucky that he was smart and the US had so many educational opportunities.  

So TL;DR - I don't think the fact she has FB, a computer and 4000 friends says anything shady about her or that she could do better if she tried harder.  

Edited March 20, 2020 by RealReality

[magemaud]

3 hours ago, DiamondGirl said:

Unicycle skill a bonus

You know the old saying about "men who can ride unicycles"...No wait, j/k

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

You know the old saying about "men who can ride unicycles"...No wait, j/k

".....often find themselves alone?"

[magemaud]

16 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Who did she dump her kid on while she’s getting to know Ed?

I would imagine her sister is babysitting for the time Rose is in Manila. 

[Kid]

Yolanda, Yolanda, Yolanda.  WAKE UP!!!

Anyone can see she’s being scammed. Anyone can see that that photograph of him is a stock photograph of a model that appeared in a catalog or a magazine. She seems like such a nice lady. I wish she would just wake up.
 

Edited March 20, 2020 by Kid

[AZChristian]

23 minutes ago, Kid said:

Yolanda, Yolanda, Yolanda.  WAKE UP!!!

Anyone can see she’s being scammed. Anyone can see that that photograph of him is a stock photograph of a model that appeared in a catalog or a magazine. She seems like such a nice lady. I wish she would just wake up.
 

And she's the only person on earth who thinks "Williams" has a British accent.  And believes that his phone camera is broken.

[Spike]

53 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

And she's the only person on earth who thinks "Williams" has a British accent.  And believes that his phone camera is broken.

And believes a hot guy would want her dumpy ass.

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, AZChristian said:

And she's the only person on earth who thinks "Williams" has a British accent.  And believes that his phone camera is broken.

Maybe she’s smart enough to figure out that her story will attract viewers who watch in total astonishment and disbelief that there could be someone so gullible.  Or she’s just a moron, after all she spent a good part of her life popping out six kids with a career criminal. 

Edited March 20, 2020 by iwasish

[Kid]

2 hours ago, Spike said:

And believes a hot guy would want her dumpy ass.

I think she is pretty and well spoken. Unlike Lisa who is crass, vulgar, and ignorant.  And not pretty.  But that’s just my opinion, of course.

1 hour ago, iwasish said:

Maybe she’s smart enough to figure out that her story will attract viewers who watch in total astonishment and disbelief that there could be someone so gullible.  Or she’s just a moron, after all she spent a good part of her life popping out six kids with a career criminal. 

I think she is gullible.  But, you may be correct. 😂

[nytonc]

On 3/19/2020 at 6:01 PM, Squee Bastard said:

Damn but Lisa is repugnant.

I think there’s more than a roommate situation going on in that house with her boyfriend. I get a distinct gayish vibe there.
 

I’m completely shocked that David hasn’t had sex in 10 years-not. He’s not expecting to be intimate on the trip but bringing the massage oil anyway.  For himself. If this chick shows up I’ll eat my TV. 
 

Edited March 21, 2020 by nytonc

[magemaud]

Darcey’s top lip almost touches her nostrils 

[Spike]

1 hour ago, nytonc said:

On 3/19/2020 at 5:01 PM, Squee Bastard said:

 

I think there’s more than a roommate situation going on in that house with her boyfriend. I get a distinct gayish vibe there.

It may have just been sexist gender role stereotyping but I thought he said the other Usman was the “housewife” because he made the beds and cooked.  But maybe he does that for a rent discount, who knows?

[RealReality]

I called it last week that Avery was going to panty drop the first night.  She talks a big game, but is all talk

Lol, Avery is so edgy....if this was 1952.