S08.E07: Joyce's Story LIVE CHAT

[Guest]

Me right now: "Oh, please, please, please let "something bad happen."

[Callaphera]

I'm surprised there weren't sparks coming from the bottom of the taxi scraping along the ground. 

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Most of the patients on this show seem to have a mental block about walking. It’s some kind of phobia.

Also can't deal with any sort of discomfort whatsoever. Have to apply large amounts of calories to sooth any discomfort.

[PaTatertots]

A second Janine the Scooter Queen! 

Scoot over, I'm getting on the bus,  my attitude is all downhill from here. 

[Guest]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Well, that Dollar Tree hair color didn't last long, did it?

Choking on my dark chocolate M&Ms! LOL

[Hana Chan]

Prayer circle for that poor scooter.

[peaceknit]

Me screaming at the teevee, 'just shut the fuck up!!'

[Kid]

What is fucking wrong with her? The scooter’s doing all the work. All she has to do is ride it!!!

Who’s fault is it that you can’t walk Joyce??

[gameshowjunkie]

Abusive? What a drama queen.

[7EasyPayments]

You're scared because you didn't lose weight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chicklet]

She wanted medical transport to Dr. Now's office from Houston? Oh dear god, she's a lunatic.

And she has everyone dancing attention on her. She's just evil.

[SunnyBeBe]

Yeah....that strain will kill you. And put you at that limit. Omg, I’m sick of it.

[Gbb]

She sure loves to throw around the word “abusive.”

[LizzyB]

This Poundticipant LOVES all this attention--"my Mom flew down immediately."  And now the scooter, and the walker, blah blah blah.  

[ams1001]

Yes, your doctor expecting you to follow his plan and get your ass to his office is "abusive." Somebody call adult protective services.

[Carboncat]

Take it to the limit......one more time!..

[Armchair Critic]

Another Pennyism "I can clean my own vagina now" (I actually started a thread here by that title). At least Joyce doesn't have a child like Penny. I felt so bad for her son, and she acted like she was raising him when her husband had to do everything because she just laid in bed.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

"I know my body but okay, whatever you say Dr. Now". oh no she didn't!

Right? In that snippy tone. She really meant it to sting!

2 minutes ago, DC Gal in VA said:

We need a separate Pennyisms BINGO card. How many have we heard so far? The first one I noticed was her need for oxygen even though Dr. Now says it's not necessary. Then, he's unfair, doesn't understand her body, she's trying as hard as she can, etc.

Can anyone think of any more? Calling @PepperMostly!

I'm just waiting for her to start making won tons. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Or the medical transport people wheeling her around on a gurney. 😉

 

But she won't feel secure! I mean, the gurney can support 1,000 pounds and the straps could be used to pull a truck, but Joyce is skeered.  It's haaaaard!!!!

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, Concerned said:

Kansas. 4’11”. Initial weight 758. Mom divorce twice and grandma over fed her then she work fast food.

BMI of 153.  WOW.  Just WOW.  She weighs 7 times more than she is supposed to! 

[gameshowjunkie]

That can't be right! Bingo!!!

[ams1001]

611. That can't be right!

 

oh, I just noticed she's at the office with the oxygen tube.

Edited February 13, 2020 by ams1001

[nytonc]

Dr Now will not be happy she’s on that scooter!

 

weight gain. bingo

[libgirl2]

I'm so tired of hearing pushing myself.... working hard!

[mmecorday]

"The fact that I can't walk isn't my fault. So this is abusive."

Did y'all just hear me groan?

[LookABird]

She gained 60 pounds?!  I'm looking at you, Dawn. Enabler!

[AVM]

Oh Brother !

[Guest]

OMG I cannot stop laughing at Joyce's rage at the wrongness of the scale.

[Hellga]

The scale is wrrrrronggggg!

[Suzywriter]

Dawn is creepy. Munchausen's by proxy-ish.

[Minivanessa]

Just now, peaceknit said:

Me screaming at the teevee, 'just shut the fuck up!!'

Me too. She just keeps on bitching and moaning and bitching and whining. She's SO utterly physically exhuausted from getting to the office.

And. . . she's gained back up to 611 pounds. 

But, "I've been working so hard!" 

"The scale has to be wrong!"

"None of this makes sense!"

[Hana Chan]

What a surprise... she gained.

Everything is wrong - the scale, the diet... nothing that she's doing. I'm done.

[Caoimhe]

The scale is wrong!  It can’t be right!  I know I lost a LOT of weight!  

And there is her tank of oxygen that she “no longer uses”.

[Snarkastikate]

She's so helpless that her Mom had to fly down to Houston to help her get to Dr Now?   Annnndddddd...the scale is wrong!!!  Diet not working!!!  Program not working!!!   AAARRRGGHHH

[Kid]

That scale is wrong, I tell you, wrong!!

[MsVixen]

Joyce, you would have known you had gain weight if you were wearing underpants.....

[DropTheSoap]

Hump on the Scooter -- this episodes's subtitle.

[poeticlicensed]

Holy crap 56 pound gain!

[Hellga]

It's water weight!  Yes, of course, it is!

[mmecorday]

That dang water weight!

[WonTon]

I hate her.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LizzyB said:

This Poundticipant LOVES all this attention--"my Mom flew down immediately."  And now the scooter, and the walker, blah blah blah.  

That's the key. She loves the attention and to have everyone dancing attendance on her. 

WATER WEIGHT. She's pulling out every excuse. 

[nytonc]

Water weight. Of course it is. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? In that snippy tone. She really meant it to sting!

I'm just waiting for her to start making won tons. 

That's just too hard to do from a reclining position.

[Concerned]

Gained 60 pounds. Penny is so: scale is wrong, diet isn’t working, it’s mostly water.

[gameshowjunkie]

Dr. Now must want to smack her. I know I do.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I love that she's on oxygen.  Oops, remember when she said she didn't use it anymore?

[Caoimhe]

Drama Queen is putting on a big show now.  Heart attack?!

[Guest]

WHAT IS SHE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL FOR?! 

The hospital does not have a diagnosis code FOR LAZY.

[Hellga]

Look at her simulating a heart attack, nasty waste of healthcare resources!