S07.E01: I Want To Kiss You

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, RoadFullOfPromise said:

I would absolutely call that derogatory; the only intent of calling anyone crybaby is to demean them. There are like 1,000 other ways to get the point across to a kid, and this is not it.

I agree, it was derogatory.  Plus, he didn't just say it once, it was like it was a "nickname" for Bryson.  

I realize Robert has a tough job, raising Bryson alone, after his mother abandoned him.  But, please stop belittling the boy and cut his hair.  He already has sort of feminine features and having him wear that ponytail is setting him up to be bullied in school and confused about his gender.   A young boy, with no mother in his life, who gets bullied, is a recipe for tragedy.   

Instead of importing some hoochie mama gold digger (who will soon find Robert has very few American dollars to harvest), why not try to find a nice, local woman, who loves kids?

[hisbunkie]

7 minutes ago, Drogo said:

One day you'll be taller and stronger than me if you eat more vegetables than I did" instead of "Eat your vegetables,

And then he poured salt on the food. Idiot. 

[PityFree]

 I sense shenanigans. Not-a-prostitute is 20 years old according to the wine guy. But his ex-wife said not-a-prostitute was 22.  Is he lying about the fiancé’s age???

[Spike]

27 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Especially when you show up late for it because you needed your friends to sufficiently catcall you in the hotel after you'd thrown all your clothes across the floor instead of rose petals. 

Men, don't do this.  Just don't.  Offer to let her take your card into the store and tell her you'll wait for her at Starbucks, FFS.  You have no idea what will make her feel sexy and it's just so ick at any stage in the relationship. 

Yeah unfortunately I have to agree- there have been a lot of beautiful women approved for their work visas without being suspected of sex work; something's on poor Julianna's record. 

He looks unfortunate like this all the time.  Especially when he's waxing poetic about the many things women are good for, ex: sex and afterschool pickups. 

Fair warning, I'm gonna fucking hate this guy and not shut up about it.

He looks like one of Fat Albert’s friends.

[Mr. Miner]

14 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

Instead of importing some hoochie mama gold digger (who will soon find Robert has very few American dollars to harvest), why not try to find a nice, local woman, who loves kids?

Because, you know, he's kind of a disgusting moron.

[PityFree]

1 hour ago, Major Bigtime said:

I thought she was talking about the pink vibrator that she had lined up with the condoms and lubricant.

 The way she told the sales girl in the sex toy store that she needed stronger vibrations, I’m guessing she has calluses.

Edited November 4, 2019 by PityFree

[Spike]

16 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

But, please stop belittling the boy and cut his hair. 

It’s like he is going for father son matching hair-don’ts.

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

Because, you know, he's kind of a disgusting moron.

Well, there's that.  

[Toaster Strudel]

Juliana is quite elfin and slight.

It got me thinking that Douchie was shocked, SHOCKED! that she was 20... because he thought she was 14.

Also an escort on a yacht... in Croatia... a destitute girl from the depths of Brazil surrounded by rich horny dudes...

Edited November 4, 2019 by Toaster Strudel

[OFDgal]

My first thought when I saw Porsche guy was that he was a douch.  Everything about him and his story made me roll my eyes.  His kids are going to tear that yacht girl apart.  Uber driver and angry emoji girl is gonna be a shit show, especially with him expecting her to be a nanny by day and lingerie model by night.  Russian guy and non-Russian speaking girl:  He's gonna drop her when he gets tired of her just like his other two mistakes.  I hate that Angela is on again.  She-shed girl seems like a bitch and I kinda feel bad for SA guy as he only knows her vacation girl persona.  I do  like the bee couple but he should have stayed in an Airbnb for a couple of weeks to get to know her kids.    

[poeticlicensed]

1 hour ago, Neurochick said:

It would have to be an international airport.  I wondered about that too. 

But why would she leave her minor child with this fool?

Most people don't drive 7 hours to an international airport. They fly in and out of a local airport to an airport that is an international gateway, like Chicago. Sometimes it's cheaper to fly into a gateway rather than changing planes. But any cost savings would be eaten up by gas for a 7 hour x2 trip, plus a hotel room. My guess is that MRSA (sorry I can't help myself) is a simple guy who speaks zero English and she was afraid that he couldn't handle changing planes in Chicago to fly closer to her home. I also think she wanted an excuse to go to a hotel with him. Can you imagine bringing some guy you barely know home to your 3 kids, 2 of which are teen boys and getting it on in the bedroom next to them? 

3 hours ago, malaluna said:

She was talking about taking supplements...

OMG what is in those things? 

[PityFree]

 I’m a disturbed that Juliana was asked if she had been working as a prostitute in the last 10 years—since that could potentially mean she was a sex trafficked child.  I wonder if she has an arrest for prostitution on her record? or perhaps got arrested for recruiting other girls?

 Lots of rich Russian oligarchs like to party in countries like Croatia.  They like pretty girls and they have yachts.

 In any case, I hope Juliana takes wine guy for every penny he has.

Edited November 4, 2019 by PityFree

[Gobi]

1 hour ago, Neurochick said:

I wonder if that was the real reason her visitors visa was denied. 

Didn’t she say that she had been asked if she had been a prostitute in the past ten years? That seems an oddly specific question. Or does everyone get asked that?

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

3 hours ago, malaluna said:

OMG what is in those things? 

We've finally cracked the case of what's on Princess Toast.

[PityFree]

 What Robert needs to buy is a decent beard trimmer, not lingerie. 

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

We've finally cracked the case of what's on Princess Toast.

 There are times when we need to click two icons for an answer. I gave this a shocked face, but it needed a funny too.

[Bryce Lynch]

5 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 I’m a disturbed that Juliana was asked if she had been working as a prostitute in the last 10 years—since that could potentially mean she was a sex trafficked child.  I wonder if she has an arrest for prostitution on her record? or perhaps got arrested for recruiting other girls?

 Lots of rich Russian oligarchs like to party in countries like Croatia.  They like pretty girls and they have yachts.

 In any case, I hope Juliana takes wine guy for every penny he has.

I think the prostitution question is standard for immigration interviews.  They also ask if you are or have been involved in terrorism.  

I assume these are mainly perjury trap questions.  They don't really expect anyone to answer "Yes", but if they later find proof that they lied, they can be easily deported for lying on forms or in an interview.   

3 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 What Robert needs to buy is a decent beard trimmer, not lingerie. 

Does Anny have that much facial hair?  

[queenbee24]

When you think the Americans can’t get dumber… along comes Emily “but I’m different.” No, no you are not. If he cheats with you, he will cheat on you. He’s shown that in spades and he’s only 32. And her stupid American “do you speak English?” crap in Russia really peeves me. 3 years and you can’t order tea? Have several seats.

Tania is… a lot. She’s one of those women who has to tell everyone how “strong” and “fierce” she is 24/7 when really she’s a super insecure, super judgmental, super controlling bish. Her sister read her for filth.

Michael is a sugar daddy and I’m pretty sure he knows it but his ex wife is gonna make sure those adorable kids are ok. Max and Cece for the win for the season… Interesting his sugar baby is having trouble getting to America. Prostitution charges perhaps? A lot about her story doesn't add up. An agency picked her up but then he talks like she's just now trying to get IN to modeling so which is it?

Robert is a wanna be sugar daddy and Anny is a wanna be sugar baby. E’ry body gonna be disappointed there.

Bee lady… she seems normal one minute and super immature the next. The friend with the whole “yeah she’s made a lot of bad decisions…” can we hear more from her please? Her poor sons. She seems pretty unconcerned about bringing in some dude who wants to hide them from his family and who barely speaks English.

I can do without Big Ange. How are those botox fillers gonna help her massive turkey neck?

[poeticlicensed]

4 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

I think the prostitution question is standard for immigration interviews.  They also ask if you are or have been involved in terrorism.  

I assume these are mainly perjury trap questions.  They don't really expect anyone to answer "Yes", but if they later find proof that they lied, they can be easily deported for lying on forms or in an interview.   

And I suspect that they don't simply come out and ask if you are a sex worker. There are probably a set of questions designed to elict information. I bet that when you list "model" as your occupation, and you are 20, from a country known for trafficking, it raises red flags with DHS. Lots of women get trafficked in and out of the country who are supposedly models. 

[Bryce Lynch]

Syngin reminds me of Steve Zahn, both in his looks and goofy demeanor. 

Juliana sort of reminds me of Brenda Lowe, from Survivor.  

Emily and her sister look like Elizabeth and her sisters.  He sister really looks like Elizabeth.  

Mursel looks like an older, much less well groomed, Turkish, Teem.  Huge head, no shoulders.  

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

And I suspect that they don't simply come out and ask if you are a sex worker. There are probably a set of questions designed to elict information. I bet that when you list "model" as your occupation, and you are 20, from a country known for trafficking, it raises red flags with DHS. Lots of women get trafficked in and out of the country who are supposedly models. 

I am pretty sure they directly ask the question to all applicants.  

https://www.boundless.com/immigration-resources/questions-to-expect-in-a-green-card-application/

"The questions asked in this portion of the green card application are too numerous to list in this guide. Briefly, this section asks about your involvement in any organizations or groups that the U.S. government may or may not deem threats to national security. It further asks if you have ever engaged, or plan to engage, in any type of illegal activity (such as human trafficking, money laundering, prostitution, and terrorism). Other questions include those related to your personal conduct, previous acceptance of public assistance benefits, and previous illegal entry to the United States, if applicable."

[poeticlicensed]

8 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

I am pretty sure they directly ask the question to all applicants.  

https://www.boundless.com/immigration-resources/questions-to-expect-in-a-green-card-application/

"The questions asked in this portion of the green card application are too numerous to list in this guide. Briefly, this section asks about your involvement in any organizations or groups that the U.S. government may or may not deem threats to national security. It further asks if you have ever engaged, or plan to engage, in any type of illegal activity (such as human trafficking, money laundering, prostitution, and terrorism). Other questions include those related to your personal conduct, previous acceptance of public assistance benefits, and previous illegal entry to the United States, if applicable."

Apparently they also ask "Have you ever been arrested of convicted for any offense or crime, even through subject of a pardon, amnesty or other similar legal action? Have you ever unlawfully distributed or sold a controlled substance (drug), or been a prostitute or procurer for prostitutes?". So perhaps she has a history. 

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, Spike said:

Who knew there were celebrity parties in Croatia.  I picture a bear cub on a unicycle with a pointy birthday hat as entertainment.

I know it's terrible animal abuse l, but I still giggle inside whenever I see that. Its not often since I don't search out animal abuse.  

ANYWAYS, I wanted to read the comments before committing myself to another season...sounds like it'll be worth it!

[Drogo]

In case anyone missed the episode, here's a quick visual recap: 

Tania: 

Syngin:

Anna: 

Mursel:

Airport Omar: 

Sasha:

Emily: 

Anny: 

Robert:

Julianna: 

Michael:

[Lemur]

2 hours ago, Neurochick said:

It amazes me how many of these Americans with minor children have no problem inviting a stranger from another country, in some cases who doesn't speak English, to live with them and their minor children.  I agree that Robert is looking for a surrogate wife for him and a surrogate mother for her son, probably because he can't afford a nanny on an Uber driver's salary.  It also amazes me that they consider themselves to be in a "relationship" when they've only face timed and messaged each other. 

Maybe these folks feel that Americans are "tainted" in some way, while foreigners are "pure?"  I don't know.

I've always found this baffling, regardless of whether or not they're searching for an international honey.  RUN A BACKGROUND CHECK, LADIES.  Nothing worse that uprooting your and your kid's life to find out you're new internet hottie is a convicted felon who can't leave his mamma's house after 9PM without pre-arranging it with his PO (yes, I know someone who found herself in this predicament).  Or worse.  Much, much worse. 

1 hour ago, Drogo said:

Fair warning, I'm gonna fucking hate this guy and not shut up about it.

I look forward to your on-going hate posts. 

1 hour ago, PityFree said:

 I sense shenanigans. Not-a-prostitute is 20 years old according to the wine guy. But his ex-wife said not-a-prostitute was 22.  Is he lying about the fiancé’s age???

Wine Douche can't be bothered with those details.  

55 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 The way she told the sales girl in the sex toy store that she needed stronger vibrations, I’m guessing she has calluses.

Jaysus ... 

49 minutes ago, OFDgal said:

Russian guy and non-Russian speaking girl:  He's gonna drop her when he gets tired of her just like his other two mistakes. 

Isn't her plan to bring him home with her and the baby?  That's the only chance that relationship has of surviving, totally uprooting him from his home and culture.  

46 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I also think she wanted an excuse to go to a hotel with him. Can you imagine bringing some guy you barely know home to your 3 kids, 2 of which are teen boys and getting it on in the bedroom next to them? 

Teenage boys who already dislike the mere idea of this guy.  I mean, they're planning on serving him bacon and know he's Muslim and can't eat pork.

41 minutes ago, Drogo said:

We've finally cracked the case of what's on Princess Toast.

Jaysus ... Part Deux.

28 minutes ago, queenbee24 said:

Tania is… a lot. She’s one of those women who has to tell everyone how “strong” and “fierce” she is 24/7 when really she’s a super insecure, super judgmental, super controlling bish. Her sister read her for filth.

Can you imagine what a shit show of "inspirational" pictures and babbling complaints her Facebook feed is?  

[Adeejay]

1 hour ago, Kroliosis said:

1) So did Porsche guy say she was 20 when they met?

2) Robert & 8 hour finance had A LOT of pics together (and it seemed they had on different clothes & in a hotel) for only one day together.

That is for immigration purposes. It will make it appear as though they’ve spent at least a week together, instead of mere hours.

[Persnickety1]

What a glorious shit show this season will be!

I have to get to work but I just had to post my highlights of the premiere:  

*Omar...just a total WTF moment that made me literally laugh out loud.  I guess he was drawn to the site of the cameras like a moth to a flame.  Reality TV gold moment.  

*Michael gave Juliana access to his credit cards.  Voluntarily.  Not her own credit card, but access to his credit cards.  I hope we get a scene this season where his card is declined because Juliana made good use of that access.  

The snark on this season should be limitless.  😄 😄 😄

[Gobi]

5 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

That is for immigration purposes. It will make it appear as though they’ve spent at least a week together, instead of mere hours.

Reminds me of the old movie, Green Card with Andie MacDowell and Gerard Depardieu, where the couple staged phony pictures for their interview.

Edited November 4, 2019 by Gobi

[Persnickety1]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Reminds me of the old movie, Green Card with Andie MacDowell and Gerard Depardieu, where the couple staged phony pictures for their interview.

I loved that movie ❤️  

[Spike]

22 minutes ago, Lemur said:

1 hour ago, OFDgal said:

Isn't her plan to bring him home with her and the baby?  That's the only chance that relationship has of surviving, totally uprooting him from his home and culture

She complained that his ex allows him to see his son only on holidays.  How often does she think he’s going to see either of his kids when he joins her in the U.S.?  I guess they aren’t that important to him after all.

[hookedontv]

11 hours ago, TrixieBelden said:

Emily the blonde has lived for THREE YEARS in Russia and can't even order tea?  That is just pathetic.

Emily figures if it worked for Cory in Engabao (apparently he can't order agua en espanol) she'll be just fine. 

[DaphneCat]

1 hour ago, Bryce Lynch said:

I agree, it was derogatory.  Plus, he didn't just say it once, it was like it was a "nickname" for Bryson.  

I realize Robert has a tough job, raising Bryson alone, after his mother abandoned him.  But, please stop belittling the boy and cut his hair.  He already has sort of feminine features and having him wear that ponytail is setting him up to be bullied in school and confused about his gender.   A young boy, with no mother in his life, who gets bullied, is a recipe for tragedy.   

Instead of importing some hoochie mama gold digger (who will soon find Robert has very few American dollars to harvest), why not try to find a nice, local woman, who loves kids?

What struck me was telling the kid to his face that Anny thinks he's a monster.  Way to start out on a good note.  Tell him his "stepmother"(?) doesn't like him before she even gets there while encouraging him to misbehave - what could go wrong here?

At least the beekeeper couple met on a website devoted to a mutual interest - she wasn't out trolling for a foreign man and he wasn't automatically looking for any American woman he could find.  He is also age appropriate - so I have some hope for them.  The communication thing is a problem, but she seems genuinely interested in learning from him - like she won't still be using a translator app a few years from now (looking at YOU Paul).  As for her teenage sons, I would be a LOT more alarmed if they WERE showing wild enthusiasm for this guy.  Though I don't really know a lot about teens I think their general lack of interest, (along with a somewhat juvenile interest in trolling him - offering a Muslim bacon) seems like pretty standard behavior.

[Spike]

4 minutes ago, DaphneCat said:

What struck me was telling the kid to his face that Anny thinks he's a monster.  Way to start out on a good note.  Tell him his "stepmother"(?) doesn't like him before she even gets there while encouraging him to misbehave - what could go wrong here?

At least the beekeeper couple met on a website devoted to a mutual interest - she wasn't out trolling for a foreign man and he wasn't automatically looking for any American woman he could find.  He is also age appropriate - so I have some hope for them.  The communication thing is a problem, but she seems genuinely interested in learning from him - like she won't still be using a translator app a few years from now (looking at YOU Paul).  As for her teenage sons, I would be a LOT more alarmed if they WERE showing wild enthusiasm for this guy.  Though I don't really know a lot about teens I think their general lack of interest, (along with a somewhat juvenile interest in trolling him - offering a Muslim bacon) seems like pretty standard behavior.

The two younger kids look like they would fight you for the last piece of bacon.

[MajorNelson]

1 hour ago, queenbee24 said:

Tania is… a lot. She’s one of those women who has to tell everyone how “strong” and “fierce” she is 24/7 when really she’s a super insecure, super judgmental, super controlling bish. Her sister read her for filth.

1 hour ago, queenbee24 said:

Bee lady… she seems normal one minute and super immature the next. The friend with the whole “yeah she’s made a lot of bad decisions…”

I agree with your whole post, just highlighting some very good points that reverberated with me.

[KateHearts]

3 hours ago, Neurochick said:

It also amazes me that they consider themselves to be in a "relationship" when they've only face timed and messaged each other. 

but... they spent 8 hours together! Isn't that enough??!

[Bryce Lynch]

10 minutes ago, Spike said:

She complained that his ex allows him to see his son only on holidays.  How often does she think he’s going to see either of his kids when he joins her in the U.S.?  I guess they aren’t that important to him after all.

Well, Emily complained about it.  She never said Sasha complained.  He might be perfectly fine with being a holidays only "Dad".   

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, poeticlicensed said:

OMG what is in those things? 

PRINCESS TOAST??

and that picture of Robert, I’ve seen tan lines before but his chest appears white? I guess the only way he knows to handle his son’s hair is to put it in a ponytail like his own. I’ll bet they have those matching hipster fedoras. 

Edited November 4, 2019 by magemaud
Added photo

[MajorNelson]

36 minutes ago, Lemur said:

Teenage boys who already dislike the mere idea of this guy.  I mean, they're planning on serving him bacon and know he's Muslim and can't eat pork.

12 minutes ago, DaphneCat said:

Though I don't really know a lot about teens I think their general lack of interest, (along with a somewhat juvenile interest in trolling him - offering a Muslim bacon) seems like pretty standard behavior.

I liked the idea of these kids being able to "joke" about Mom's new BF.  Perhaps they think it's a bit crazy of an idea to bring over this Muslim guy she can't communicate with.  That's certainly my view.  For reasons I can't quite imagine, Mom's neediness and lack of foresight trumps all

Btw, my wife hearing the father is out of the picture and abusive...and the general family situation...thinks he's in jail.

[magemaud]

19 minutes ago, Spike said:

The two younger kids look like they would fight you for the last piece of bacon.

While the oldest one sullenly rolled his eyes. Whatev...

[PinkFlamingo]

The rich dude has some pretty cool kids. It was funny how they were sarcastically digging him about his “fiancés” age and basically saying they weren’t concerned about her like it wasn’t a real relationship. But really - pretentious sports cars are for driving around pretentiously, not toting around children. He is probably that one dumbass that tries to drive a sports car in the snow too. 

There’s only one way a young girl without connections or money ends up on a rich dude party yacht, and that is through the sex trade. She’s there to “entertain” the rich dudes, what else would she be there for? Conversation? And yeah rich dude is the one guy that hit it off with her personality... right. Also she had assistance in traveling to Croatia for the purposes of sex... that’s called sex trafficking. 

[ohcomeon]

1 hour ago, PityFree said:

 I sense shenanigans. Not-a-prostitute is 20 years old according to the wine guy. But his ex-wife said not-a-prostitute was 22.  Is he lying about the fiancé’s age???

Wine guy said she was 20 when they met 2 years ago. So she could now be 22 or 23. 

It sounded like they tried to bring her in on a work visa. I would think it would be pretty difficult to get a work visa for the US for modeling work since it is not a skill that is in high demand vs number of people qualified to perform the skill. An intercompany sponsored work visa requires you to have worked for the company for at least a year. She would have had to find a US modeling agency willing to say she worked for them in Brazil for a year and they needed to relocate her to the States to fill a position. 

I don't understand why she didn't just apply for a 90 day visitor visa. She wouldn't be able to work for 90 days on the spousal visa either. 

[Drogo]

44 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

*Omar...just a total WTF moment that made me literally laugh out loud.  I guess he was drawn to the site of the cameras like a moth to a flame.  Reality TV gold moment.

For posterity.

[chickenella]

1 hour ago, PityFree said:

 The way she told the sales girl in the sex toy store that she needed stronger vibrations, I’m guessing she has calluses.

I don't know if it's a myth (never wanted to find out the hard way myself) but don't they say you can become dependent on vibrators and could end up only being able to achieve orgasm with one? And what's with all these sexual enhancements, supplements, toys and what not this girl needs? She's young (under 30, right?) IMO when you're that age and with a new partner and things aren't coming along naturally, maybe you need a different partner or have to educate that partner. Maybe said partner is a dud.

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

For posterity.

It would have been even better is Omar didn't speak English.  

I was thinking he was a friend or relative that Omar brought along to stay with Anna and the bees.    If Omar didn't speak English, Anna might have taken him home, along with Mursel, and he'd be around for days before she figured out he was just a guy Mursel met on the plane. 

[greekmom]

4 hours ago, Neurochick said:

Maybe these folks feel that Americans are "tainted" in some way, while foreigners are "pure?"  I don't know.

Well Anna the bee lady did say that she had problems dating American men since they only talk about sex and/or sent her dick pics. 

I think she was just on the wrong dating sites.

[Cammi]

This is very superficial of me, but I just can't help but snark. I get SUPER judgmental when I see scenes of these folks cooking and they're cookware/pots & pans are old and grimy or stained. The she-shed Mom and Anna had horrible cookware. Like, if I ever were to be featured on tv, I'd would have to plan like a madwoman because I know I'd be dragged to heck and back. But my kitchen would be spot on! It's just a pet peeve of mine when these folks KNOW they'll be on tv and their houses are out of order. 

And I most certainly would be embarrassed to be on tv and living in a shed! I just can't imagine not having any shame... I'd at least save for a studio apartment! If I could not even afford that, then I would reconsider marrying altogether. 

Edited November 4, 2019 by Cammi

[magemaud]

Super suspicious how a 20 year old from Brazil gets to “party” on a yacht in Croatia almost 6,000 miles away. 

As far as the Omar at the airport scenario, I think they were on the same flight from Turkey, both traveling alone and struck up a conversation like people do at the airport or in line at Customs or maybe were even seatmates on the flight. Since both were “fish out of water” he must have been a curious onlooker when Murcel was surrounded by a camera crew and filmed meeting Anna in person. Maybe Murcel motioned him over because Omar spoke more English and could interpret for him 

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, Cammi said:

This is very superficial of me, but I just can't help but snark. I get SUPER judgmental when I see scenes of these folks cooking and they're cookware/pots & pans are old and grimy or stained. The she-shed Mom and Anna had horrible cookware. Like, if I ever were to be featured on tv, I'd would have to plan like a madwoman because I know I'd be dragged to heck and back. But my kitchen would be spot on! It's just a pet peeve of mine when these folks KNOW they'll be on tv and they're houses are out of order. 

This is how I feel when I see these jokers travel halfway across the world with raggedy ass luggage. I mean you are in an international relationship, which means someone needs to travel, sometimes multiple times. Why not invest 100 bucks in a decent suitcase? 

[Bryce Lynch]

I wonder what brought on all of the angry emojis from (N)Anny.  Did Robert really not send her any money?  Did he send her some but not enough?  Did his account get overdrawn like Caeser?   

As sleazy and clueless as the lingerie store trip was, at least he bought her undergarments made from a fabric not derived from cocoa beans.  

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

(N)Anny

Love how less than 24 hours after the first episode people are already coming up with great nicknames for these idiots, a good way to avoid confusion between Anna, Anny, Michael and Mike! 

[Spike]

25 minutes ago, ohcomeon said:

I would think it would be pretty difficult to get a work visa for the US for modeling work since it is not a skill that is in high demand vs number of people qualified to perform the skill.

Isn’t that how Melania entered the country?

23 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

It would have been even better is Omar didn't speak English.  

I was thinking he was a friend or relative that Omar brought along to stay with Anna and the bees.    If Omar didn't speak English, Anna might have taken him home, along with Mursel, and he'd be around for days before she figured out he was just a guy Mursel met on the plane. 

I was thinking chaperone lol.