S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas

[KungFuBunny]

Braunwyn’s daughter, Rowan, makes her debut at OC Fashion Week with her clothing line Dark Rabbit; Shannon coaches her daughter Adeline on how to walk the runway; Braunwyn and Kelly back each other up in an argument about Dr. Deb; Gina gets a new look.

Airs 10/22/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[oceanview]

   Not one thing of interest  to me on this episode.  This show is definitely underwater at this point.  Not interested in "the kids"  or "Gina".   Still coming here for snark, of course

[chenoa333]

On 10/20/2019 at 9:59 AM, KungFuBunny said:

Braunwyn’s daughter, Rowan, makes her debut at OC Fashion Week with her clothing line Dark Rabbit;

Oh Yay! (NOT!) Is that the daughter who looks anorexic, possibly bulemic and is trying to be a gymnast? And she's 14 but looks 10? 

And we know Mama BrownShit is going to be there to try and get her 5 minutes of "reality fame". With her faux rainbow dreads.

Damn I can't stand these losers. FUCK YOU ANDY COHEN.

And Gina" gets a new look". Doesn't matter what she looks like... unfortunately, she's still Gina.

(I borrowed that punchline from Chief Stew Kate Chastain from Below Deck😊)

Edited October 22, 2019 by chenoa333

[pieinmyeye]

I thought drinking and acting nasty were Kelly’s jam.

[JD5166]

Hello.........is there anybody put there?! 

First, Gina’s hair looks like shit, and two-brown-whatever’s laugh is horrible, and her outfit is bloody HIDEOUS. 

Edited October 23, 2019 by JD5166

[KungFuBunny]

So Tamra thinks Ryan lasering off one tattoo is a sign of growth.

So what does she think getting implants, removing them, downsizing, upsizing them 6 times is a sign of?

KFB sees it as a dog chasing its own tail for 5 minutes for no apparent reason

[Hangin Out]

Im sorry, but why does Shannon new lips think her daughter could be a model?  And why are we viewing Ryan with the politics.  And why does Brownstone have that phony laugh?  I can’t wait for this season to be over.

[KungFuBunny]

After seeing that outfit Jeff Probst's wife is wearing, I will now call her Bjorkwyn

[Emmeline]

3 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

Hello.........is there anybody put there?! 

First, Gina’s hair looks like shit, and two-brown-whatever’s laugh is horrible. 

Right, I can always judge how good the show is based on the posts or lack thereof.

Yes, Gina’s hair looks as bad as it did previously.  She’s delusional about her ex.  He’s trying to get back together with her while banging other women.

[JD5166]

Shannon’s blond daughter in the yellow is my favorite right now. 

[Mindthinkr]

Shannon walking down the gangplank...her daughter is thinking Just Shut Up. 

[Straycat80]

I am not able to watch tonight’s episode right now but from what you all are saying  so far I’m not missing much. This show has really jumped the Bravo shark. 

[FlyingEgret]

Leave it to Kelly to speak the truth about Gina's new look

[Axie]

Brown wind and her husband are creepy.  And, now an appearance by Technicolor Mama.  Ugh.

OK.  Now I think I get it.  There seems to be a Brown Stain Family attempt to keep the focus on them.  Brown Wind with the kissing Tamra and now Mom is yelling someone touched her in a crowd of people.

Edited October 23, 2019 by Axie

[Duke2801]

Oh hooray a Braunwyn-focused episode .. said nobody. Except, Tamra maybe. That outfit she wore to her daughter’s fashion show was try-hard hideous. 

Ok Kelly says some terrible things, but she also drops some truth bombs from time to time. Case in point: her TH about Gina’s tacky bleached hair. 

[TexasGal]

Genuine question - do they put extensions in your hair and then dye them with your natural hair?  Because no way that was all Gina’s hair.

6 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Leave it to Kelly to speak the truth about Gina's new look

I snorted when she said that. 

[JD5166]

I wonder why BW’s kid  has issues? 

[chenoa333]

18 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

So Tamra thinks Ryan lasering off one tattoo is a sign of growth.

Ryan is too old to grow in any capacity. Other than growing older.

He's a fucking Dumbfuck. Just like his mother. Only Ryan can't get breast implants to further his monetary goals. He's screwed 7 ways til Sunday. 

Edited October 23, 2019 by chenoa333

[Emmeline]

I missed it.....did the guy touch or grab Brownstone’s crazy mother?

[chenoa333]

I won't be able to watch this episode til tomorrow. Can someone post a screenshot of Gina's "new look"? PLEASE?

[dosodog]

On principle. 

I'm Team Whacko Lady.  Cuz she is not a ho wife! Or a ho wife's mom!

And I kind of enjoyed her love tapping Kelly on the chin with the microphone....  

[TexasGal]

So deep, the fashion show is one of the proudest moments of her entire (16 year old) life.  

[dosodog]

Just now, chenoa333 said:

I won't be able to watch this episode til tomorrow. Can someone post a screenshot of Gina's "new look"? PLEASE?

It's not new for us.  It's the too blonde hair in her TH's.

[Thumper]

Unable to watch as well.  What does Shannon know about modeling, to teach her daughter how to walk??? 

[chenoa333]

1 minute ago, dosodog said:

It's not new for us.  It's the too blonde hair in her TH's.

Well THAT'S disappointing. I was hoping to snark!

[FlyingEgret]

Hate Tamra, but loved her pulling the shade on Kelly asking if the microphone tap was as light as the helmet tap she gave Shannon...

[chewycandy]

Her name was Braunwyn Windham? Win win?

Yes, Kelly, the woman was a wacko jacko! Daaamn what was that? And I thought she started out so well talking about miscommunication. 

[QQQQ]

Ok, I don't care about fashion and would be fine wearing the same three sweatshirts on repeat for the rest of my days on this blue orb, but that fashion show looked hella janky.

[chenoa333]

Just now, Thumper said:

Unable to watch as well.  What does Shannon know about modeling, to teach her daughter how to walk??? 

Exactly! But what did Shannon know about playing/singing in a teenage "rock band"? NOTHING. But she still insisted on trying to tell her daughter's how to play guitars and sing/perform. 

I don't condone cheating while still married but damn, Shannon would have me chewing on broken glass before dinner. Fuck the potato chips David used to eat. 

[Mindthinkr]

Emily said that she spent many years riding..it showed. Her hands were in a good position and her heels were down. She should ride more often. It’s also good for stamina and weight loss. 

[Hangin Out]

Two nice young teens being ruined by their overbearing Mothers.  When they graduate high school, they better go to a college across the country and save themselves.

[Mindthinkr]

Gina needs to clean the excess hair (or whatever synthetic that it is) out of her hair brushes. Yuck. 

[pieinmyeye]

It’s not bad to not lock your door, Gina. It’s STUPID!

[JAYJAY1979]

I prefer the kids over the housewives.

[Andi27]

Gina somehow finds new ways to remind us what an idiot she is each and every week.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, JAYJAY1979 said:

I prefer the kids over the housewives.

They act more mature than the actual adults. 

[QQQQ]

2 minutes ago, JAYJAY1979 said:

I prefer the kids over the housewives.

I prefer the syphilis over the housewives.

[Mindthinkr]

More Ryan...really Bravo...why do you mess with me. It’s ruining a bad show and I didn’t think it could get any worse. 

[KungFuBunny]

Ryan is secluding himself

OMG he's in a cabin writing a manifesto - he's Ted Kaczynski 11

Edited October 23, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[Bronzedog]

2 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

I prefer the syphilis over the housewives.

That's why they had Ryan on tonight.  He's a reminder of what it looks like.

[Hangin Out]

Is Ryan a cast member now?  What’s with all these kids on the show?  Going down hill?

[Quita]

37 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Genuine question - do they put extensions in your hair and then dye them with your natural hair?  Because no way that was all Gina’s hair.

I snorted when she said that. 

Those are definitely extensions. I'm pretty sure every woman on this show has them. I read an article about how Emily and Gina had (maybe still have) a team that comes down from LA to tame their horse hair extensions and do their makeup for filming. Gina needs to cut 2 feet off of them.

Good for Kelly for speaking the truth about Gina's hair color. She should have told her that directly. Maybe after a few drinks, she will.

Ryan complaining that no one prepared him for life? WTF? Little man, is anyone really ever "prepared" for what life throws at them. No one knows what's coming down the road. I'm pretty sure I remember when Tamra and Simon were married, they tried helping him out quite a bit but he didn't want to abide by the rules. He's someone who won't listen to advice or reason and needs to learn all his lessons the hard way. He needs to take responsibility for his own actions and poor decisions.

23 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Exactly! But what did Shannon know about playing/singing in a teenage "rock band"? NOTHING. But she still insisted on trying to tell her daughter's how to play guitars and sing/perform. 

I don't condone cheating while still married but damn, Shannon would have me chewing on broken glass before dinner. Fuck the potato chips David used to eat. 

I don't exactly hate Shannon, but I'm hoping David is enjoying all the chips he wants to eat!

Edited October 23, 2019 by Quita

[Pickles]

I do not need to see anyone's children--little or grown up. I also do not need to see Brownie's clown mother. Ever. 

Gina does not lock the door to her house. At night. At 1:00 in the morning. The ex-husband just walks in. How dumb is she?

[JAYJAY1979]

7 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

Is Ryan a cast member now?  What’s with all these kids on the show?  Going down hill?

The early seasons had the kids featured alot..so it's going back to their roots.  

[chenoa333]

6 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Ryan is secluding himself

OMG he's in a cabin writing a manifesto - he's Ted Kadzynski 11

😄 I think Ted K (the Unibomber) was actually confirmed with a high level IQ.

By the time Tamra's kid, Ryan figured out how to spell " manifesto", the world will have ended. 

[Mindthinkr]

4 minutes ago, Pickles said:

How dumb is she?

I’m assuming that’s rhetorical. 

[LibertarianSlut]

47 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

So Tamra thinks Ryan lasering off one tattoo is a sign of growth.

So what does she think getting implants, removing them, downsizing, upsizing them 6 times is a sign of?

KFB sees it as a dog chasing its own tail for 5 minutes for no apparent reason

Remember when Ryan had a breast reduction because he grew breasts from too much doping?  Good kid.

Can we just cut to the part where Ryan and Gina are dating already?

[endure]

32 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Ryan is too old to grow in any capacity. Other than growing older.

He's a fucking Dumbfuck. Just like his mother. Only Ryan can't get breast implants to further his monetary goals. He's screwed 7 ways til Sunday. 

and why did Tamra need to go with him to get the tat removed.....so pathetic the two of them and didn't he say recently he wasn't filming on RHOC anymore?

[Hangin Out]

46 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Shannon walking down the gangplank...her daughter is thinking Just Shut Up. 

Shannon may be on uppers.  She’s talking very fast and loud lately.  Maybe the divorce is getting to her even tho she claims she’s so happy.

[endure]

20 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

It’s not bad to not lock your door, Gina. It’s STUPID!

It's similar to driving drunk Gina.