S14.E11: Hot Mess Express

[KungFuBunny]

For Shannon’s birthday, the ladies celebrate with a train trip to Del Mar, where Shannon’s goal is to find a man to kiss; Vicki and Meghan King Edmonds come along for the ride; Gina feels betrayed; Tamra and Braunwyn’s flirtation comes to a boil..

Airs 10/15/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[nexxie]

“Ick!” in advance.

[chenoa333]

On 10/13/2019 at 8:19 AM, KungFuBunny said:

Shannon’s goal is to find a man to kiss;

I thought Shannon had a "boy"friend?

And why is Meghan back on the show? Doesn't she have more important things to do? Like keep an eye, (like Magnum P.I.) on Jimbo? And be with her 3 kids (and counting)?

[Straycat80]

Going somewhere on a train? You know this will not go well with Kelly. Meghan? Another past Househo I don’t care to see or hear from again.

[Keywestclubkid]

Does Emily know? Well yea!  Tamra you have no fucking clue what Emily knew. Stop lying 

[pieinmyeye]

Gina is going to feel betrayed? Goody, something new and different.

Edited October 17, 2019 by pieinmyeye

[Straycat80]

Keeping it classy on the train. I feel sorry for the other passengers in their car. 

[Emmeline]

Why do these women think it’s funny to claim that they will only do a b-jay for a handbag?

[JD5166]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Why do these women think it’s funny to claim that they will only do a b-jay for a handbag?

I have no idea why I am watching this shit, and live....I was just subjected to Rinna, too. Shoot me now. 

I hope Brownwinds hookers don’t steal that man away because they will do what she won't. 

[pieinmyeye]

Here goes loud mouth Ickie talking about shit she only knows about second hand. She will never learn. What a total dumb ass.

[SnarkAttack]

WTF with Meghan's outfit??

Gina is just awful.

Edited October 16, 2019 by SnarkAttack
I forgot to mention.

[nexxie]

Can we send Gina and Emily back? And Vicki and Tamra and Kelly?

And B and Shannon?

Edited October 16, 2019 by nexxie

[Keywestclubkid]

I would never spill my guts to Meghan she doesn’t know our butt out.... cut to Gina doing what? Spilling her guts to Meghan. God I hate Gina 

Edited October 16, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[Straycat80]

How juvenile are these bitches? Simulating BJ’s on a train, sloppy drinking, screaming at each other in a restroom, blowing whistles and harassing ‘hot’ guys. I bet their children are so proud of them. 

[JD5166]

1 minute ago, SnarkAttack said:

WTF with Meghan's outfit??

Gina’s wearing Cookie Monster. 

Andy is not hitting the mark lately...Emily is very popular this season and now they’re all being jerks to her. LVP (for a lot of people-that is) anyone?! 

[Emmeline]

I just hate Gina.  She is so full of herself this season.  Just a terrible person.

[KungFuBunny]

So the one who didn't want to go to Vegas because of how it might look

Couldn't leave her alcoholic beverage on the table for 5 minutes and had to take it with her to the bathroom?

A germaphobe wouldn't do that but an asshole named Gina would

FUCK YOU Gina

[pieinmyeye]

All of this over a blind date? Gina, GROW UP!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

You were sitting at the table talking shit about her and not bringing the conversation to Emily but she should have got up and said you are making me uncomfortable? Gina you are insane 

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, pieinmyeye said:

All of this over a blind date? Gina, GROW UP!!!

She needs to stop saying she was "stood up"

He cancelled before the date, she wasn't waiting at home for him to pick her up and he didn't show

[nexxie]

The looks on those diners faces! Best part of this shitshow.

[Keywestclubkid]

55! Whooo! 55 AARP! ok that was obnoxious but funny lol

[Straycat80]

This is the craziest ho’s having dinner ever. I think they have NYC beat. I’ll bet the other patrons are loving the X-rated entertainment. 

[Axie]

Man down!  This is horrible for the other customers.

You can almost see Vicki being pushed or nudged out of the group.  

Edited October 16, 2019 by Axie

[Keywestclubkid]

ladies you are to old to be this messy in public 

[Quilty]

Squealing Pigs. That is all.

[TexasGal]

Ok and here’s Vicki with her fake morality acting all aghast at Tamra and Bronte kissing. I mean, I don’t want to see that either but give it a rest Vicki.

I wonder if Tamra asked WWJD before all the sex talk and French kissing? 

[chenoa333]

20 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

All of this over a blind date? Gina, GROW UP!!!

It's called "desperate to be relevant".

[hoosier80]

Vicki is complaining about someone having to be the center of attention all of the time?  My sides.

[Pickles]

This franchise seems to be at a new low. 

[KungFuBunny]

GIna said when I turn 55, I won't be rolling around the floor in public at a restaurant

KFB predicts she's right as Gina will be rolling around the linoleum floor of her furniture-less trailer

[Keywestclubkid]

When Andy first pitched this show about affluent housewives behind private gates in large mansions did he ever think it devolve into middle age/60 year old women rolling around drunk at bars with their tits out while making out with each other? What the fuck happened to this show?

Edited October 16, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[Grumpbump]

Emily needs to dump her husband and her best friend.   Gina is the worst.   She manipulates Emily just the same as Shane does.   Emily just needs to clean house. I will be her friend. 

[TexasGal]

Points to Emily for “Is there a donkey somewhere?”

[pieinmyeye]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

GIna said when I turn 55, I won't be rolling around the floor in public at a restaurant

KFB predicts she's right as Gina will be rolling around the linoleum floor of her furniture-less trailer

It’s sad to think of anyone ending up that way, but I can’t help myself. Bwahahahahahahahah!!!

[Straycat80]

I can’t believe Kelly is mad at her boyfriend for not calling her when she just had her snatch in some guys face and draped over his shoulder. 

[pieinmyeye]

1 minute ago, Grumpbump said:

Emily needs to dump her husband and her best friend.   Gina is the worst.   She manipulates Emily just the same as Shane does.   Emily just needs to clean house. I will be her friend. 

Absolutely! I’ll be her friend too. I don’t know what happened, but I like her much more than I did last year.

[JD5166]

2 minutes ago, Grumpbump said:

Emily needs to dump her husband and her best friend.   Gina is the worst.   She manipulates Emily just the same as Shane does.   Emily just needs to clean house. I will be her friend. 

Me too! I think I’ll follow her on Instagram...I don’t follow any celebs, either! (Just a couple of authors!) 

[FlyingEgret]

Anyone else see a shadow in the stall in the bathroom scene?  But no legs?  How depressing that I found that more riveting than Emily and Gina's fight...

[njbchlover]

Does anyone else feel like they now need to take a shower after watching this "hot mess"??  Braunwyn had better be a "one and done"....this franchise has really sunk into sewer.  

I was getting all kinds of second hand embarassment and just disgust watching this tonight.  

[pieinmyeye]

26 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

ladies you are to old to be this messy in public 

I don’t think the way they were acting is the appropriate way for any age group to act in public. Disgusting!!!

[pieinmyeye]

7 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Does anyone else feel like they now need to take a shower after watching this "hot mess"??  Braunwyn had better be a "one and done"....this franchise has really sunk into sewer.  

I was getting all kinds of second hand embarassment and just disgust watching this tonight.  

Yes! A shower with bleach shower gel!

[ghoulina]

I'm no prude, but there was a lot of FFing going on this episode. The sex stuff was just too much. Largely because it's so intentional. I loved when Tamra and Braunwyn tried to shock the waiter with their "love" and he brusquely responded, "cool". No one is phased. 

Except Vicky. Who is losing her fucking mind. I mean, I agree that Braunwyn wants attention, but coming from Vicky that's real rich. 

Kelly's boyfriend is a dud and they aren't right for each other. But she was cracking me up this episode. I loved when Gina said, "This isn't the venue" in regards to bringing up the date scandal and Kelly quickly yelled, "Emily!"

I'm still team Emily. Gina is scum. Yes, it's okay to be hurt and mad, but you don't flat out ignore someone. Just say, "I'm feeling a bit hurt and confused and need a few days to sort through my feelings." And.... What's the big fucking deal??? You never even went out with him. 

But then they makeup and Gina is still talking trash in her THs. "I love Emily, but there's a real character flaw there." YOU don't have flaws? 

Shannon's daughter models now? Heaven help me. 

[njbchlover]

2 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

I don’t think the way they were acting is the appropriate way for any age group to act in public. Disgusting!!!

I felt like I was watching a "Girls Gone Wild" video, except it was women old enough to be the mothers of the usual age group of girls.  I'm still cringing.  

Tamra can forget about EVER having a relationship with her estranged daughter (Sydney-?) after this episode.  Such disgusting behavior from her and Braunwyn.  

I don't like Vicki much, but I was right with her when she left.  

[Axie]

Kelly was pretty dismissive of Brian when he was talking to her.  He was making a point and she interrupted him to talk about the bouncer.  Plus, the man's a surgeon!  He can't be available for phone calls and expected to return insignificant calls on a schedule.  And, Kelly, getting a call from you every six hours would make anyone run.  Jesus.  Stop it.

[Chit Chat]

2 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Tamra can forget about EVER having a relationship with her estranged daughter (Sydney-?) after this episode.  Such disgusting behavior from her and Braunwyn.  

I wonder how Eddie felt about seeing that.  Just because Tamra's making out with a woman doesn't negate the fact that she's cheating.  Kissing and grabbing body parts of someone other than your spouse/S.O. doesn't make it okay.  Maybe he's okay with it.   Shrugs shoulders.

Tamra and Braunwynn have no class or sense of modesty.   The whole group was such an embarrassment.  

[parrotlover]

I have watched every franchise except Potomac for over 10 years, and that was without a doubt the most disgusting and tacky display I’ve ever had the misfortune to watch. You know it’s bad when you can’t decide who you dislike the most.

Bravo must have paid that restaurant a tidy sum to put up with the vulgar, loud, boorish behavior, along with the other customers having to endure it.

I hope Tamra’s “pasture” was watching. I can only imagine how proud he is. A few seasons ago he baptized her...next time he should bring in an exorcist.

Off to look for brain bleach, and need a shower.

Edited October 16, 2019 by parrotlover

[rustyspigot]

Emily couldn't act sexy at the end dancing without her inlaws there.

[LibertarianSlut]

Ok...Gina is four months older than Meghan? Why is this not computing? 

I never even warmed to Meghan, but she's so much classier than these pigs.

[rustyspigot]

Gina declaring Emily was responsible for shane's cousin because he was HIS BLOOD was one of the more over-the-top things I've heard in awhile.

Edited October 16, 2019 by rustyspigot