S14.E07: Dance Like No One Is Watching

[chenoa333]

4 hours ago, TakeAPinotGrigio said:

I don't know why everyone's snarking on Kelly's water

I'm surprised Kelly isn't drinking the "Diamond Water" made by (the Shahs of Sunset) Asa.

Whatever Kelly is drinking, it's making her teeth grow! 😀

12 minutes ago, MajorNelson said:

This is going to sound like a strange alien concept, but perhaps you car pool with a friend with kids and make an outing of going to the beach.

That is if she has some RL friends.

Therein lies the problem. 

[KungFuBunny]

26 minutes ago, MajorNelson said:

This is going to sound like a strange alien concept, but perhaps you car pool with a friend with kids and make an outing of going to the beach.

That is if she has some RL friends.

Well we know she has drinking buddies

[KungFuBunny]

Ooohh..I just got a notification ping...is that you Walnutqueen? 💔

On Topic:

Walnutqueen takes Dr Deb's wig and wears it as a Tutu

[Natalie68]

4 hours ago, TakeAPinotGrigio said:

I don't know why everyone's snarking on Kelly's water. She said it's vegan! Aren't you tired of picking meat out of your teeth every time you take a sip of bottled water?

As for Gina & Uber, of course it's too expensive (sob) to take her kids to the beach. It's only for absolute Maslow's hierarchy of needs things like Botox and electro-workouts.

It's not the meat, it's the gristle that's a pain in the ass!  HA!

[chenoa333]

12 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Ooohh..I just got a notification ping...is that you Walnutqueen? 💔

On Topic:

Walnutqueen takes Dr Deb's wig and wears it as a Tutu

I don't know how you do it KFB but don't stop! Lol.

[Claire Voyant]

As of this episode, I'm officially disliking every howife on this stupid show.  

Shannon has lost me with her hypochondria.  Her only saving grace is Archie, who obviously is a beloved member of her family.  As an animal advocate and lover of all things bright and beautiful,  I appreciate that he's loved and cared for by them all. 

As opposed to Emily and those bratty Simpson children who have no concept of gentleness or kindness.   I know it's through no fault of their own, what with a father like they have.  I guess it's to be expected. 

Not much empathy from that dibwad of a jerk-face toward their mother, but true to childhood formation, they are becoming brats like their daddy, who isn't all that good at humor of any kind thus far.  He could learn some truly funny snark if he perused these boards for a bit.  Assuming he can read AND comprehend simple sentences. 

Icky Vicky must be all but drowning in her slimy love tank by now.  I'm sure she's jonesing for the cameras. 

Never liked Gina and probably never will.  Not many redeeming qualities in that one.  Too busy placing blame on others for her bad behavior.  Excuses.  Justification.  Entitlement out the wahzoo.   What a PITA.  

Tamra.  I'm sick of her foolishness.  Now she sits all regal in her TH and is supposed to be giving her words of wisdom.  Get that hag a gag and a straight jacket.  Her penchant to expose herself naked any chance she gets is only cute when it's done by a toddler.  She's such a silly cow.

Kelly.  Didn't ever warm up to that one and still can't.  Her only redeeming quality is that she hates Vick the Ick as much as I do.  

Edited September 19, 2019 by Claire Voyant
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[walnutqueen]

48 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Ooohh..I just got a notification ping...is that you Walnutqueen? 💔

On Topic:

Walnutqueen takes Dr Deb's wig and wears it as a Tutu

I cannot tell a lie.  'Twas I.

The tutu bandit is one of my minions.  You must know by now that I eschew clothing and twirling.   Not to mention makeup - I leave the black eyes to Tamballs and the smokey eye to Sonja in NYC (Updo!  Gstaad!).

Edited September 19, 2019 by walnutqueen

[chenoa333]

48 minutes ago, Claire Voyant said:

Tamra.  I'm sick of her foolishness.  Now she sits all regal in her TH and is supposed to be giving her words of wisdom.  Get that hag a gag and a straight jacket.  Her penchant to expose herself naked any chance she gets is only cute when it's done by a toddler.  She's such a silly cow.

Not only is she sitting "all regal" in her TH's, she's doing it in an Ice Capades padded shoulder costume. Silly cow for sure. 

[Miss February]

It seems like Emily is unaware she married a Mormon. How could she imagine he would show up to watch his wife dirty dance in Sin City? If we non-Mormons get this, how can his own wife not?  That is a very odd marriage. They seem to barely know one another. Also, the in-laws showing up? WTF?

Kelly is hopelessly immature. And bragging about sex with the creepy guy is impressing no one. 

That entire scene in the tent with the bowls was gold...One of the funniest scenes in HW franchise history. 

[Pretty5Vacant]

This sounds immature but I probably would of hit someone in my group, with a bowl on their head too. I'd of been rollin' if I saw someone do it. And if it were me I probably would of thought it was funny. I laughted at Kelly hitting Shannon and Shannon freaking out. Kelly can be a mess sometimes but I like her

[Claire Voyant]

1 hour ago, Pretty5Vacant said:

This sounds immature but I probably would of hit someone in my group, with a bowl on their head too. I'd of been rollin' if I saw someone do it. And if it were me I probably would of thought it was funny. I laughted at Kelly hitting Shannon and Shannon freaking out. Kelly can be a mess sometimes but I like her

You're gonna be sorry you said this when Shannon dies of her concussioned brain juice leaking into her colon and she gets all constipated and dies of that shit.   Then it won't be so funny now will it?  

I wonder if Tamballs would be a pall bearer or just come to the funeral to throw herself on the body and cry us all a river sans tears?  

Edited September 20, 2019 by Claire Voyant

[Claire Voyant]

3 hours ago, walnutqueen said:

I cannot tell a lie.  'Twas I.

The tutu bandit is one of my minions.  You must know by now that I eschew clothing and twirling.   Not to mention makeup - I leave the black eyes to Tamballs and the smokey eye to Sonja in NYC (Updo!  Gstaad!).

Thank you for Tamballs!   Too perfect.  🙂

[walnutqueen]

32 minutes ago, Claire Voyant said:

You're gonna be sorry you said this when Shannon dies of her concussioned brain juice leaking into her colon and she gets all constipated and dies of that shit.   Then it won't be so funny now will it?  

I wonder if Tamballs would be a pall bearer or just come to the funeral to throw herself on the body and cry us all a river sans tears?  

Who's gonna glove up and go spelunking up her constipated ass now that David's gone?

29 minutes ago, Claire Voyant said:

Thank you for Tamballs!   Too perfect.  🙂

Wish I could remember who called her that first; alas, it wasn't me ... 

[Hockey Addict]

Never, and I say this from experience, underestimate a hit on the head. Much more damage could be done without seeming like it. Kelly just acted like an immature middle schooler and not in a cute way. 

[Juneau Gal]

Shannon made absolutely no, and I mean no, reaction when Kelly popped her on the head. I watched closely, having read this board before watching the episode. She made absolutely no reaction. One would expect if she felt any discomfort her mouth would have twitched or her shoulders would have raised......something. She did mention after that one tap was harder than the others, but she didn’t even identify it as a strike on the top of her head. It was all blown out of any semblance of reality when the coven shrieked that Kelly bopped her on top the head. 

Ugg, these women. I have such second hand embarrassment for all of them. 

[HelloOutThere]

17 hours ago, ChitChat said:

She seems to be lashing out quite a bit.  Hmm. Just makes me wonder what's really going on with her.  

I think it’s a case of a crazy bitch being a crazy bitch! Kelly is absolutely off her rocker - you can see it in her eyes. Crazy. Bitch. One of those fascinating train wreck people you see at parties who are hilarious and inappropriate but only in small doses, from a long distance. 

The best part of this episode was the Wikipedia rabbit hole I went down after looking up the Westgate hotel! What a strange place. I remembered the sign from when it was the Las Vegas Hilton. Its story - and that of the Landmark Hotel that was near it - is pretty interesting. In a nutshell, the hotels’ stories are of a short run as the hottest thing in town transitioning to gradual fall from grace to a sad and embarrassing state - a shell of what once was. 

KIND OF LIKE THIS FRANCHISE. 

[chlban]

8 hours ago, Juneau Gal said:

Shannon made absolutely no, and I mean no, reaction when Kelly popped her on the head. I watched closely, having read this board before watching the episode. She made absolutely no reaction. One would expect if she felt any discomfort her mouth would have twitched or her shoulders would have raised......something. She did mention after that one tap was harder than the others, but she didn’t even identify it as a strike on the top of her head. It was all blown out of any semblance of reality when the coven shrieked that Kelly bopped her on top the head. 

Ugg, these women. I have such second hand embarrassment for all of them. 

And, as usual, it was Trashy Tammy that told her little story, knowing full well that hypochrondiac Shannon would freak out. I detest Kelly but, honestly, if I had to go to a place like that I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face and would have been making plenty of snide comments. Standing in a bowl with a bowl on your head? People pay for this crap? Difference is, I would not have gone at all and, no, you don't hit anyone, especially any of these drama queens.

[Hiyo]

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I wonder if Tamballs would be a pall bearer or just come to the funeral to throw herself on the body and cry us all a river sans tears?  

This is Tamra, so, both.

[KungFuBunny]

[chenoa333]

12 hours ago, Hockey Addict said:

Kelly just acted like an immature middle schooler and not in a cute way. 

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I've been to events, gatherings, celebrations where I wanted to laugh at what was going on. But I didn't. Because it is never respectful or appropriate to laugh at, or make fun of other people's beliefs. 

Kelly is an ugly, disgusting washed up, old hag. Hot? NOT!

I think when Kelly looks in a mirror she sees the reflection of Vicki. Because those 2 have a lot in common. 

[The Ringo Kidd]

I stayed in that hotel years ago when it was the Hilton. As I recall they had a Star Trek section with exhibits and memorabilia and even a bar set up like Deep Space Nine. Geeks as far as the eye could see.

When you stay in one of those suites in Vegas you have to wonder how many bachelor parties must have been in there. I bet everything in the place is covered in sploog. 

Edited September 20, 2019 by The Ringo Kidd

[ghoulina]

15 hours ago, Hockey Addict said:

Never, and I say this from experience, underestimate a hit on the head. Much more damage could be done without seeming like it. Kelly just acted like an immature middle schooler and not in a cute way. 

Yup. Look at the issues we're now realizing occur with football players. Some of them get hits that were just as hard as what Shannon received. I'm not saying she didn't freak out a bit, but I probably would have still been checked out myself. It never hurts. 

2 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I've been to events, gatherings, celebrations where I wanted to laugh at what was going on. But I didn't. Because it is never respectful or appropriate to laugh at, or make fun of other people's beliefs. 

Kelly is an ugly, disgusting washed up, old hag. Hot? NOT!

I think when Kelly looks in a mirror she sees the reflection of Vicki. Because those 2 have a lot in common. 

I agree. Kelly probably had a good idea, going in, of what the trip would consist of. She chose to go. She needs to be respectful. Not even just for Shannon's sake, but for the people who work there. It's one thing to sit at home and snark on shit that we find weird or ridiculous. But if you put yourself in that situation, bite your tongue and text your boyfriend about it later. 

[Lastwaltz]

On 9/18/2019 at 7:05 PM, Me Too said:

Yup.  Its the same Mikey.

And Dance Moms viewers around? I think he also worked with Abby and the girls in an early season. 

[Natalie68]

3 hours ago, The Ringo Kidd said:

I stayed in that hotel years ago when it was the Hilton. As I recall they had a Star Trek section with exhibits and memorabilia and even a bar set up like Deep Space Nine. Geeks as far as the eye could see.

When you stay in one of those suites in Vegas you have to wonder how many bachelor parties must have been in there. I bet everything in the place is covered in sploog. 

Black light not recommended.

[KungFuBunny]

RealityGuy is absolutely hilarious!!!!!

See his description of Shane

NIcholas Cage......Bwahahahahaha

[Thumper]

I mostly notice his bright white teeth!  Wow.

[psychoticstate]

There's buzzkill and then there's Kelly.  Jesus Christ.  Just admit you went on this trip because you were contractually obligated to.   And shame on Kelly, Bronwyn and Emily for laughing at Shannen getting hit on the head.  I mean, this isn't like Vicki getting nailed with the football, which will never not be funny to me.   Kelly was way out of line and she should have apologized rather than insisting it was fine to assault someone and now Shannen is going to cry about it.  

Oh and Kelly - - it wasn't Vicki that was spreading that rumor.  Vicki may have said something to your group of "friends," but it was Tamra who put it on blast.  

Gina, if you want the judge to sympathize with you, maybe highlight that you're a single mother who needs to drive your kids to school, to extracurricular activities and to the market for food - - not to the beach.   And you're a shit friend to Emily.  

Emily, it's not an anniversary party when your husband doesn't show up.  I have a feeling Shane saw the suite she was staying in, hustled over to Costco for some flowers and then got himself to Vegas.  If he was going to show up anyhow, why on earth didn't he arrive in enough time to see her performance?  He's such a tool and Emily does herself no favors scraping up the crumbs he tosses at her.

Archie, you're not fat.  You're big boned.

The resort in Arizona looked amazing.  I'm sure everyone involved was thrilled that these harpies came in, mouths a-screeching.  

I'm fairly certain when Tamra made her affirmation or whatever it was with the bowl where she said she wanted to be lead by Jesus (ha)  that Jesus was hanging a no vacancy shingle and referring her to her real master, Satan.  

[Midnight Cheese]

Archie is BEAUTIFUL. Chunky beautiful. More of him to love! I love that he’s the dude in that family.

Someone posted a clip of Emily doing a beginner-style dance routine to Ice Ice, Baby, and she can certainly move to the beat with actual rhythm and charm. So the shy, staggering around like a tipsy Frankenstein’s monster was most unfortunate. Way to show up too late, Shane. 

Kelly did wrong this trip...and yet. And yet! When she invoked the spirits to get her kebab-free water into Costco’s, I laughed. (Emily’s daughter knows Costco is where it’s at). I’m generally taking Kelly to be messy and nutty-erratic but I don’t think she is a truly coldly mean person at her core -— unlike Tamra. I hate her, I hate her sadsack nasty mama, and I wish her the worst, millionth verse same as the first.

Oh and I also hate Gina. And her makeup. The makeup is making me hate her no-character ass even more.

[Keywestclubkid]

3 hours ago, Lastwaltz said:

And Dance Moms viewers around? I think he also worked with Abby and the girls in an early season. 

Yup and good god look at his resume he was oc’s  Jo De La Rosa Choreographer on her “tour” lol good God 

https://msaagency.com/portfolio/mikey-minden/#resume

[KLovestoShop]

The Westgate Hotel is Elvis’s former hotel du jour, The Las Vegas Hilton.  It’s old (1969), tacky and overrun with conventioneers from the LV Convention Center, which is right next door.  

These spas like Miraval don’t cater to loud, obnoxious, drunken ho’s like this group.  The serious people who go there almost view it like a religious experience and not as a party place.  I would bet the hotel regrets having them there because it gives the impression of a college drunken brawl of a place.  

Kelly needs to grow up.  Her tits were barely contained in that awful Vegas outfit and is more appropriate to a charge-by-the-hour Downtown Vegas hooker.  And Shannon was right when she called out Kelly for ruining the experience with her Walmart/Costco mantra.  And this idiot bitches that people’s comments hurt her daughter?  Maybe if she didn’t behave and dress like a cheap ho, and didn’t act so tacky, her daughter wouldn’t be made fun of.  

[Shellbell59]

On 9/17/2019 at 6:46 PM, esco1822 said:

Jesus, Kelly is such an asshole on this trip.

Right?!!!

so disappointing...can’t stand her....but can’t stand Vicki more...

hope the division doesn’t lead to Victim getting her putrid orange back...

getting sick of the whole lot actually...

i want to still like Shannon...but she seemed more dramatic (than USUAL even...🙄) on this episode.

cant stand the feigning meek voice from ANY HoWife...ugh

[Rescue Mama]

On 9/17/2019 at 6:13 PM, Straycat80 said:

So Bravo is paying for this hotel room I bet. And dumbass Shane isn’t even there and Emily says I Love You and he says ‘bad connection’. What a tool he is. 

Gina is a twit.  Brownwynn has to have a tummy tuck, no one who’s had seven kids looks that toned. 

I agree about Braunwynn.  She looks fantastic for having 7 kids. Either she's got great genes or she had a little nip/tuck a long the way.   

Shit, I'm still trying to lose my last ten pounds of baby weight and my baby is 33! 

[Anne Thrax]

On 9/17/2019 at 6:52 PM, esco1822 said:

Tammy Sue doing what she does best, gaslighting. She knows Shannon, she knows telling her that story would send her over the edge. Shannon just went to eleven.

Tamra:  "She really hit you hard with the mallot" (demonstrates)  I don't want to scare you, but my ex-husband got hit on the top of the head . . . . "  yada yada

Shannon: "My left eye is blurry"

Tamra "I don't know, maybe you should talk to the doctor", and "We don't want any swelling in your brain."

Was Shannon not overreacting fast enough for Tamra?  So obvious she's doing her utmost to stir Shannon up.  But, success!  Shannon starts weeping as if her headache is terminal.

Edited September 21, 2019 by Anne Thrax

[Anne Thrax]

All that gong and bowl woo-woo -- the kind of crap that's just up Shannon's alley.  Kelly handled it like a 7th grader, but to be fair, I'd have a hard time keeping a straight face myself during that whole thing.

[Anne Thrax]

On 9/17/2019 at 7:47 PM, breezy424 said:

Well, if I had Braun's body after all those kids (or most of them.  I have no idea.) I'd be parading around and doing cartwheels too.  There has to be some really good plastic surgery involved.

Emily's performance was just sad.  Her daughter thinking she was going to Costco made me laugh.

Kelly?  Enough.  You're not funny.  Good luck with your gluten free water.....

Shannon is a bit of a hypochondriac but Tamra just loves to gas light and add fuel to the fire.  Sorry Shannon, I'm blurry too if I take out my contacts and don't put on glasses.  And then Vicks adds more fuel to the fire.

It's amazing that Gina can afford all these treatments.  Her husband has no job and is asking for spousal support.  Gina, maybe you would be able to uber if you weren't treating yourself.

I looked a couple of times at the footage of blown wind's abs and they look straight-up odd.  Wrinkly looking from one angle, ripped looking from one angle, oddly protruding in another angle.  Weird.

[MajorNelson]

17 hours ago, KLovestoShop said:

These spas like Miraval don’t cater to loud, obnoxious, drunken ho’s like this group.  The serious people who go there almost view it like a religious experience and not as a party place.  I would bet the hotel regrets having them there because it gives the impression of a college drunken brawl of a place.  

Shannon proposed this trip, but who was driving it...her or production?  Of course it would be a turdfest.

[MajorNelson]

18 hours ago, psychoticstate said:

I'm fairly certain when Tamra made her affirmation or whatever it was with the bowl where she said she wanted to be lead by Jesus (ha)  that Jesus was hanging a no vacancy shingle and referring her to her real master, Satan.  

You made me look.  She actually called upon the Lord to guide her.  No specific mention of Jesus....

[Anne Thrax]

It always amazes me how the editors want to make it look as if the OC ladies all live at the beach.  There are transition shots of beach and ocean, then we see PCH at Blue Bird Canyon Road in Corona del Mar, then an immediate switch to Cut Fitness, 40 miles away.  Just cracks me up!

Edited September 21, 2019 by Anne Thrax

[Anne Thrax]

19 hours ago, Midnight Cheese said:

Archie is BEAUTIFUL. Chunky beautiful. More of him to love! I love that he’s the dude in that family.

Someone posted a clip of Emily doing a beginner-style dance routine to Ice Ice, Baby, and she can certainly move to the beat with actual rhythm and charm. So the shy, staggering around like a tipsy Frankenstein’s monster was most unfortunate. Way to show up too late, Shane. 

Kelly did wrong this trip...and yet. And yet! When she invoked the spirits to get her kebab-free water into Costco’s, I laughed. (Emily’s daughter knows Costco is where it’s at). I’m generally taking Kelly to be messy and nutty-erratic but I don’t think she is a truly coldly mean person at her core -— unlike Tamra. I hate her, I hate her sadsack nasty mama, and I wish her the worst, millionth verse same as the first.

Oh and I also hate Gina. And her makeup. The makeup is making me hate her no-character ass even more.

... shy, staggering around like a tipsy Frankenstein's monster ...   LOL!!! Priceless, dead.

[Mu Shu]

23 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Yup. Look at the issues we're now realizing occur with football players. Some of them get hits that were just as hard as what Shannon received. I'm not saying she didn't freak out a bit, but I probably would have still been checked out myself. It never hurts. 

I agree. Kelly probably had a good idea, going in, of what the trip would consist of. She chose to go. She needs to be respectful. Not even just for Shannon's sake, but for the people who work there. It's one thing to sit at home and snark on shit that we find weird or ridiculous. But if you put yourself in that situation, bite your tongue and text your boyfriend about it later. 

Head injuries are weird. I fell out of a tree and had a huge wound, but no brain damage. My cousin hit her head getting of her car and dropped dead.  That bowl looked like brass, which is a pretty dense metal. Giving a good whack would cause reverberation, which could possibly cause concussion. You have the initial hit, then the brain absorbs the energy the bowl transmits. I think everyone involved in it is stupid. What’s Shannon going to do next? Trepanation? 

Shannon needs to stop doing stupid hoodoo shit and work on her paranoia and hypochondria. She’s so exhausting sometimes. A lot of the time. Probably all the time. 

Kelly needs to keep her hands off people. As much as I despise the Ick, she never attacked people physically. I’m ready to see her crackhead ass fired and not brought back as a friend. All she has is lame dad jokes and failing that, crude shit that sounds like she picked it up in Hustler. Over it already.

[Natalie68]

22 hours ago, psychoticstate said:

There's buzzkill and then there's Kelly.  Jesus Christ.  Just admit you went on this trip because you were contractually obligated to.   And shame on Kelly, Bronwyn and Emily for laughing at Shannen getting hit on the head.  I mean, this isn't like Vicki getting nailed with the football, which will never not be funny to me.   Kelly was way out of line and she should have apologized rather than insisting it was fine to assault someone and now Shannen is going to cry about it.  

Oh and Kelly - - it wasn't Vicki that was spreading that rumor.  Vicki may have said something to your group of "friends," but it was Tamra who put it on blast.  

Gina, if you want the judge to sympathize with you, maybe highlight that you're a single mother who needs to drive your kids to school, to extracurricular activities and to the market for food - - not to the beach.   And you're a shit friend to Emily.  

Emily, it's not an anniversary party when your husband doesn't show up.  I have a feeling Shane saw the suite she was staying in, hustled over to Costco for some flowers and then got himself to Vegas.  If he was going to show up anyhow, why on earth didn't he arrive in enough time to see her performance?  He's such a tool and Emily does herself no favors scraping up the crumbs he tosses at her.

Archie, you're not fat.  You're big boned.

The resort in Arizona looked amazing.  I'm sure everyone involved was thrilled that these harpies came in, mouths a-screeching.  

I'm fairly certain when Tamra made her affirmation or whatever it was with the bowl where she said she wanted to be lead by Jesus (ha)  that Jesus was hanging a no vacancy shingle and referring her to her real master, Satan.  

OR do what thousands of less privileged (or super green) folks do.  Take the bus/walk/ride a bike/uber/lyft/don't go.  No one is feeling this pity party.  

Re Archie.  Or as Garfield said, he is just under tall.

I may be in the minority but I don't think I would enjoy that resort.  I also may have laughed at that bowl on anyone's head.  Not the hit but the wearing.  

And Tamra, no one believes you choking up while talking about Jesus.  No one.  Unless the choke came from smoking a doob.

[Natalie68]

4 hours ago, MajorNelson said:

You made me look.  She actually called upon the Lord to guide her.  No specific mention of Jesus....

Where does she want him to guide her?  South Coast Plaza?  Andales?  Cause I think she is fulla shit.  This whole religious thing came up after her Forrest Gump run in Indonesia.

[walnutqueen]

1 hour ago, Natalie68 said:

I may be in the minority but I don't think I would enjoy that resort.  I also may have laughed at that bowl on anyone's head.  Not the hit but the wearing.  

You couldn't pay me to go to a resort like that.  I'd rather be hit on the head with a mallet.  There's no way I could refrain from massive eye-rolling and hysterical laughter.

[Chit Chat]

2 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

I also may have laughed at that bowl on anyone's head.  Not the hit but the wearing.  

Here's what that scene reminded of:  (It's 1:25 into the video. Sorry that it's a little blurry):  

Jim Carrey bowl cut - Dumb & Dumber

[Shellbell59]

2 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

OR do what thousands of less privileged (or super green) folks do.  Take the bus/walk/ride a bike/uber/lyft/don't go.  No one is feeling this pity party.  

Re Archie.  Or as Garfield said, he is just under tall.

I may be in the minority but I don't think I would enjoy that resort.  I also may have laughed at that bowl on anyone's head.  Not the hit but the wearing.  

And Tamra, no one believes you choking up while talking about Jesus.  No one.  Unless the choke came from smoking a doob.

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/investigators-probe-arizona-sweat-lodge-deaths/story?id=8805230

I’m with you..not my idea of a good time..

Tamra’s mom kept saying “Arizona?...Wellness place? ...don’t  go into a sweat lodge!”...

see link...batshit cray stuff going on there...2nd only to Scientology......I’m sure this place is fine with crack downs since sweat lodge problems...(more than one I believe). 

Sweat tent would have been much worse than a “bang a gong..get it on”

(aka Shannon...please go “get it on”...with somebody and calm the F down)...but what an interesting story line...since they’re all trying so hard to create one...

Who would survive the sweat tent???🤔...hmmm

 Let’s open a can of whoop ass and hunger games on this RHOC shit! 

😂

 Yes I am horrible..but I’m so bored with all of them… 

Edited September 21, 2019 by Shellbell59
Wrong link

[Hangin Out]

On 9/18/2019 at 3:51 AM, swankie said:

I bet everything I own if they hadn't told Shannon that Kelly hit her on the head she never would have said anything about it.  I can't stand Shannon.  She irks the crap out of me.  And Tamra needs to keep Jesus' name out of her mouth before she bursts into flames. 

For a person so health conscious, Shannon sure puts gallons of vodka down that throat and plenty of who knows what in her face.

[KungFuBunny]

Best note on the Bruanwyn's chalkboard

[KungFuBunny]

Ben and Ronnie's recap of this episode

https://play.acast.com/s/watchwhatcrappens/29857fe3-3f7d-4429-8932-9cdc1e81ddf5

They of course discuss Emily's Vegas performance.

Around the 40 minute mark, Ben talks about his trip to Hawaii, he was asked to get up and dance at the Luau - no practices - spur of the moment. This is what he called having his "Emily" moment

He did great and a lot better than Emily and she got to practice

[MajorNelson]

19 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

Where does she want him to guide her?  South Coast Plaza?  Andales?  Cause I think she is fulla shit.  This whole religious thing came up after her Forrest Gump run in Indonesia.

Good question, because even with guidance, it's up to the person to accept the direction or not.  Now more joking, as another poster pointed out, which "lord" is she asking because her pot-stirring is going 10,000 rpm. 😮

I saw her Running Away segment (You'll never see me agaaiinnnn....) and if her baptism was after that, I guess she decided keeping her orange and needling everyone was more important to her.

[KungFuBunny]

6 minutes ago, MajorNelson said:

Good question, because even with guidance, it's up to the person to accept the direction or not.  Now more joking, as another poster pointed out, which "lord" is she asking because her pot-stirring is going 10,000 rpm. 😮

I saw her Running Away segment (You'll never see me agaaiinnnn....) and if her baptism was after that, I guess she decided keeping her orange and needling everyone was more important to her.

Voldermort? 🤬