This kind of behavior that is playing out on this show is maddening to me to the point of making me anxious. I hate it; it's not normal adult behavior. All it would take to end it NOW and let us get back to house, swan, and vacation porn is for someone, anyone to stand up and say:
Lisa, you are pissed as hell at Dorit for what she did with the puppy. Admit it. Admit also that you never liked Dorit. No one will blame you for either of these admissions.
Dorit, what you did with the puppy was WRONG. Admit it. No ifs, ands, or buts. You were wrong.
Lisa Rinna, this is not a freaking soap opera and you are not acting out your greatest role yet. Be a decent human. Admit your complicity in all of this.
Erika, you set women back 100 years with your over-faux-sexualized blow up doll "empowerment". Erika Jayne has yet to net you one red cent and you have bankrupted your husband to fulfill your famewhoredom. You ain't all that, girl. And you give the direct opposite of zero fucks; you care and you care deeply about how you are received. Admit it.
Kyle, you live a life most people would envy. A beautiful home, loving husband, well adjusted children. Why can't this be enough for you? You have farmed from you and your sisters' collective experiences to launch one failed TV show after the other, AFTER your sisters have repeatedly asked you not to. Quit with the quivering lip "I love my family, but I have a right to tell my story" bs. We all see that your constant striving to be the star now that you never were as a kid, tops everything else in your life. Admit it.
Denise and Camille: You both are doing great so far this season. Keep being the truth tellers. Don't let us down.
Teddie, you are either as dumb as a box of rocks or thirsty beyond belief to have a storyline. Which is it? Neither are good looks, Miss Accountability.