S14.E07: Dance Like No One Is Watching

[KungFuBunny]

Kelly invests in a new business and goes to a Wellness Expo to practice her pitch; Gina meets with a new lawyer about her DUI; the ladies travel to a wellness resort in Arizona; at a sound bath, Kelly bonks Shannon over the head.

Airs 9/17/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[Straycat80]

This is the episode where Emily does her sexy time dance in witches boots for Shane. Oh, this will be so sad. 

[JennyMominFL]

I just dont find Emily or Gina compelling . I dont even dislike them, I just have ni desire to watch them. Its almost like Im watching a different show than RHOC

[Keywestclubkid]

Gina you could have killed yourself or someone else that is sooo much worse then not being able to drive your kids to the beach. I can’t stand this women. Crying it’s not fair I’m a single mother. You shouldn’t have drank and drove shut up 

Edited September 18, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[KungFuBunny]

What a liar - I truly believe Gina didn't even hire a lawyer

Not only didn't she show up, but neither did representation

She's crying because she can't take the kids to the beach?

Excuse me???!!!! - how about dropping them off and picking them up from school, ya drunk bitch

[Keywestclubkid]

Emily girl your in-laws are on your anniversary trip but your husband just didn’t want to come. He didn’t even wanna talk to you on the phone. Unless he’s “secretly” in Vegas and is just straight up that ass please for the love of god Leave this man 

Edited September 18, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[KungFuBunny]

Emily - you're an Event Planner/Party Planner

Once Shane told you he wasn't interested - you needed to rename your party. Stop calling it an Anniversary Party when the significant other isn't there. Even more gross - your in-laws are there

[BluBrd47]

Stay thirsty, Braunwyn. 

[Straycat80]

So Bravo is paying for this hotel room I bet. And dumbass Shane isn’t even there and Emily says I Love You and he says ‘bad connection’. What a tool he is. 

Gina is a twit.  Brownwynn has to have a tummy tuck, no one who’s had seven kids looks that toned. 

[Bronzedog]

I don’t have much time because I’m about to be really embarrassed for Emily, but, when Kelly was standing behind the counter hawking water, I hoped that her next gig isn’t standing at the bottom of an escalator in a department store spraying perfume on people.

Edited September 18, 2019 by Bronzedog

[Keywestclubkid]

Westgate gifted that suite for all the promotion. 

[pieinmyeye]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Emily girl your in-laws are on your anniversary trip but your husband just didn’t want to come. He didn’t even wanna talk to you on the phone. Leave this man 

YES!!! I don’t understand why she hasn’t left the little POS. I hope this Vegas thing will boost her confidence and she’ll get rid of that troll.

[Grumpbump]

Brauwyn.  Ugh. No. Fuck this skipping, cartwheeling, look-at-me bitch.

Wait, seriously,  Shane isn't going to be in Vegas for the show?  Fuck that all the way to Divorce Court.  

Edited September 18, 2019 by Grumpbump

[Keywestclubkid]

What exactly did Emily do to Gina that Gina is now openly talking shit about her with tamra? I mean she must have done something to talk shit like that about a “supposed” friend Like seriously. 

Edited September 18, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[KungFuBunny]

Great Gina continue with your back stabbing of Emily by making fun of her to Tamra and her mother

This is your last season on the show - your ex will not sign a release for the children to be allowed to be filmed next season.

Fuck you

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

What exactly did Emily do to Gina that Gina is now openly talking shit about her with tamra? Like seriously 

I think it was last episode when Gina wanted to talk about her DUI with Emily and Emily blew her off and started talking about  her problems. 

[pieinmyeye]

Here we go..............

[JennyMominFL]

That was uncomfortable

[Mr. Miner]

Cringing over here! 😮

[TexasGal]

Aw poor fluffy Archie.  Mean bathers calling him obese.

[KungFuBunny]

Egads once they said to the bar and got up...I caught a glimpse of Pary

Is she freaking wearing a similar outfit to Emily's stage costume?

[FlyingEgret]

Just now, TexasGal said:

Aw poor fluffy Archie.  Mean bathers calling him obese.

Clearly he's not overweight, it's all fur...

[poeticlicensed]

Aww, the little douche showed up..after the fact. 

[Bronzedog]

Emily gives Tiny Turd Boy way too much credit.

[Keywestclubkid]

Knock me over with a feather Shane showed up for their anniversary. I am shocked. 

[Mr. Miner]

Kelly took the words right out of my mouth.

[esco1822]

12 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Westgate gifted that suite for all the promotion. 

Maybe not, that place is a dump. I attended an event there a couple years ago and my best friend’s dad found bedbugs in his room there. Thankfully, I didn’t stay there. I definitely didn’t know they had a boobie show there. It’s not a strip hotel, it’s basically behind the strip. They definitely need any publicity they can get.

[pieinmyeye]

Shane, you’ve given a very sweet surprise to Emily. Why did you have to open your mouth and blow it?

Edited September 19, 2019 by pieinmyeye

[TexasGal]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Aww, the little douche showed up..after the fact. 

And then acted his usual a-hole self, picking at her instead of just being nice.  Lucky Emily.  He did her such a favor.

[JD5166]

The banner on that hotel looks like it’s taped up there. 

[esco1822]

17 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

when Kelly was standing behind the counter hawking water, I hoped that her next gig isn’t standing at the bottom of an escalator in a department store spraying perfume on people.

BTW, did Kelly say that water is gluten free??? Is there a water that is NOT gluten free? She really is dumb as a box of rocks.

[65mickey]

As much as I dislike Shane if my spouse were doing something like this I wouldn't want to be there to see it either.  Did she really think she was doing this for him as an anniversary present?  

[jaybird2]

10 minutes ago, Grumpbump said:

Brauwyn.  Ugh. No. Fuck this skipping, cartwheeling, look-at-me bitch.

Wait, seriously,  Shane isn't going to be in Vegas for the show?  Fuck that all the way to Divorce Court.  

i was blessed and baptized a mormon and no way would they condone this dance or the way these women dress or talk.

I like shane and his humor .... i'll show myself to the corner now!

[Keywestclubkid]

Gina you are scum you literally are lower then shit on the floor. You know Emily is going through shit herself and is desperately trying to salvage her marriage with the douche and you still shit on her for not 100 being all about you? 

Edited September 18, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[Mr. Miner]

Gina belongs on RHWNJ... and I still wouldn’t like her. 👎🏻

[Andi27]

You are a wonderful friend, Gina...

[TexasGal]

Are Kelly and Tamra having some sort of personal crude Olympics?

Bronte, stop trying to make the little chalkboard happen.  

[esco1822]

I want to go to Miraval but I can’t afford to stay in the supply closet. I looked it up.

[chenoa333]

28 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

This is the episode where Emily does her sexy time dance in witches boots for Shane. Oh, this will be so sad. 

Yeah. How did KungFuBunny forget to include THAT part of tonight's episode? (I forgive you KFB!❤️) 

So I'm going to go there....the the Emily sexy dance. I think all of the ladies doing the sexy dance had great bodies including Emily. However, the choreography was really bad. They all looked liked they were stooping down, low to the ground like they had to poo.

Anyway, this episode is boring, stupid and I don't want to see any more leather faced hags getting Botox or lip injections or vaginal rejuvenation or cheek implants or facials. Can I last another 22 minutes til the end of this new episode? NOPE! 

I will return to read my fellow posters snark and wit. 

[Straycat80]

Shannon kills me how she always talks about ‘all nature’ but gets plastic surgery and Botox and who knows what else. 

[Bronzedog]

It was cute when Brown Wind told her daughter she was going away and her daughter thought she was going to Costco.

[FlyingEgret]

2 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Are Kelly and Tamra having some sort of personal crude Olympics?

Bronte, stop trying to make the little chalkboard happen.  

I was actually just about to search Amazon for a travel chalkboard so I can annoy all my friends!

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh god Shannon is going to accuse Kelly of trying to murder her now by making her spinal fluid leak lol 

[chenoa333]

10 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Knock me over with a feather Shane showed up for their anniversary. I am shocked. 

Maybe he knew he failed the BAR exam so got those cheap looking flowers (I'm guessing Ralph's Grocery?) and showed up for the sexy dance so he could deflect?

[jaybird2]

6 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

It was cute when Brown Wind told her daughter she was going away and her daughter thought she was going to Costco.

i thought that was emily

[chenoa333]

35 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

What a liar - I truly believe Gina didn't even hire a lawyer

Not only didn't she show up, but neither did representation

She's crying because she can't take the kids to the beach?

Excuse me???!!!! - how about dropping them off and picking them up from school, ya drunk bitch

Gina is desperately trying to make an intriguing storyline for herself. It's not happening. I predict she'll be next to go away. I'll celebrate when it happens.

And just a bit of advice Gina..take a fucking Uber/Lyft to go to the beach or wherever. And the OC bus system is REALLY cheap. You can get to any and all of the South California beaches via the Orange County Transit System. 

[esco1822]

Jesus, Kelly is such an asshole on this trip.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, esco1822 said:

Jesus, Kelly is such an asshole on this trip.

IMO Kelly is an asshole 24/7. 

[TexasGal]

OMG Tamra, you’re really going to suggest to SHANNON that she may have a brain injury.  I mean, she’s not a hypochondriac AT ALL.  I’m sure she’s going to be totally reasonable about that. 

[esco1822]

Tammy Sue doing what she does best, gaslighting. She knows Shannon, she knows telling her that story would send her over the edge. Shannon just went to eleven.