S09.E14: The Forever Decision

[2727]

Jamie and Beth opt for a basic Caucasian marriage, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf style.

[Ohwell]

I don't blame Matt for swigging a fuck you beer in the promos.  I wouldn't just sit there and be dumped on either. 

[Soup333]

There’s no way in hell I’d have had dinner with the other couples if I was getting divorced. Nope. Matt is a fool. But we already knew that. Lol

[Koalagirl]

I’m starting to think Matt is a sociopath. 

[gonecrackers]

After a season long pitiful display, Amber will now come out swinging, backed up by the rest of the cast.

But she's still gonna cry over this POS.

Edited September 12, 2019 by gonecrackers

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

YES!  The last 20 minutes will be an all-hands-on-deck mass beatdown of Matt.  Yes, yes, yes!

Oh I am going to enjoy this!

[Hangin Out]

15 minutes ago, eyelash said:

Maybe Beth's Daddy will show up and we'll get a Jerry Springer style smackdown.

If only.

[VioletNevermind]

“You can have ‘em if you want.” 

Good grief, Matt.  At least pretend, man. 

[Stella Rose]

2 minutes ago, 2727 said:

Jamie and Beth opt for a basic Caucasian marriage, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf style.

I just want to say I love you for that reference.  Liz and Dick were the original dysfunctional couple, yes?

[Ohwell]

So now Amber's going to play the victim at the gathering.

[Adeejay]

If my partner and I opted to divorce, there is no way in hell that I would show up for that group dinner. No way. 

[Straycat80]

Does Matt have all his stuff in garbage bags? Fitting, he’s a piece of garbage himself. 

I’m surprised Matt didn’t come to the cook out with a date. 

Edited September 12, 2019 by Straycat80

[Ohwell]

Here comes Old Lady Iris.

[Elizzikra]

“What stands in the dark will see the light.” Love that.

Fuck you Matt.

[Ohwell]

Stay cool Matt.  

[LilaFowler]

Keith is just glad that he's not the bad guy right now.

[PityFree]

LOL. Keith just heard what Matt had done and the look of surprise on his face was priceless!

[Brooklynista]

5 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

After a season long pitiful display, Amber will now come out swinging, backed up by the rest of the cast.

But she's still gonna cry over this POS.

Who put this battery in Amber's back? Where was all this chutzpah when she was pacing at 3am crying?

[Kareem]

Wait til he sees his DMs...

[topanga]

4 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

So now Amber's going to play the victim at the gathering.

She caused Matt’s deceptive behavior ?

[Elizzikra]

First time I’ve liked Elizabeth. Direct question Matt - try to eke out a semi-coherent direct answer...

[Soup333]

Did he just say “chapter closed”? He’s trying to shut her down and make her stop talking about it. Wowwwwww. What an ass. 

[PityFree]

 I understand why Amber is angry, but I don’t understand what she wants Matt to say. Nothing he says will make the situation any better or make her feel any better. her best option is to completely ignore him. 

[LilaFowler]

I bet everyone else thought that Keith and Iris would stay married.

[Ohwell]

2 minutes ago, topanga said:

She caused Matt’s deceptive behavior ?

No she didn't cause it but she condoned it.  She'd take him back if he asked her--which he won't.

[Hangin Out]

I don’t like Jamie’s demeanor, but I’m happy they stood together for some strange reason.  Elizabeth better learn some new tricks in the bedroom and buy Jamie a muzzle to shut him up.

Matt couldn’t get away fast enough.

I just hope Deonna gives Gregg a little tonight.  He was a good boy.

Iris, have a few drinks at the bar, meet a guy, and have some sex already before you dry up.

[LilaFowler]

Totally going to watch that Cheerleader Escort trash movie on Saturday!

[sarkygal]

As much as Matt is bottom feeding scum, why is Amber chirping like she just got the tea 5 minutes ago. She knew as far back as the childhood home visit, so why didn’t she say shit then? 

It’s like this couples bbq was tacked on for Amber to redeem herself after production and her shitty self esteem destroyed her reputation. 

Edited September 12, 2019 by sarkygal
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[antfitz]

10 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

I don't blame Matt for swigging a fuck you beer in the promos.  I wouldn't just sit there and be dumped on either. 

 He deserved to be dumped on. He has the attitude of a typical professional ball player. What did his ugly a** think,  He was going to get a supermodel?

[gonecrackers]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Who put this battery in Amber's back? Where was all this chutzpah when she was pacing at 3am crying?

She's figured out he made an ass out of her so now she's actually pissed.

[Kareem]

Would love to hear the conversation between Iris and her mama.  I like her mother.  

[antfitz]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 I understand why Amber is angry, but I don’t understand what she wants Matt to say. Nothing he says will make the situation any better or make her feel any better. her best option is to completely ignore him. 

 Exactly. There is nothing that he could say that would make me think he wasn't a douche.

[Straycat80]

At least the women are calling Matt out on his asshole behavior which is what the experts should have done. 

[gonecrackers]

Goodbye Matt. Hope the door smacks you in the ass on the way out.

[antfitz]

3 minutes ago, sarkygal said:

As much as Matt is bottom feeding scum, why is Amber chirping like she just got the tea 5 minutes ago. She knew as far back as the childhood home visit, so why didn’t she say shit then? 

 She gave herself  mentally, emotionally, and physically, And it takes time to get over that .

[Brooklynista]

Wait...Iris thinks KEITH is the one that needs to improve?🤦🏾‍♀️

[Ohwell]

Matt acted like an ass throughout the "experiment" but I did like his fuck you stroll away from these judgmental people who have their own issues.

[LilaFowler]

Oh come on. It has to feel humiliating to want to stay married while your partner chooses divorce. He shouldn't get another shot at the apple.

[Elizzikra]

Jesus Matt. Even if you know in the wedding night that you aren’t going to stay with this person, you can at least refrain from dating other people for two freakin months.

And Matt, you can’t fool us with your talk of “closing this chapter.” We all know you can’t read chapter books...

[Auntie]

2019 Webster's Word of the Year:  divirgin.  Meaning: Iris is a divorced virgin.

How'd that work out for ya, Iris? Is Iris sad that Iris's husband divorced Iris?

Edited September 12, 2019 by Auntie

[antfitz]

1 minute ago, gonecrackers said:

Goodbye Matt. Hope the door smacks you in the ass on the way out.

 I hope he doesn't get another basketball job cause that's what he really wants.  I also think he wanted to be free to go to a foreign country and play.... In both senses of that word. The way he walked out showed I had no respect for her or for himself.

[gonecrackers]

Matt was this season's Luke. I hope this isn't a pattern we have to look forward to now.

[Ohwell]

Keith was being nice.  I don't see him "dating" Iris in the future.  Like someone upthread said, it might be more about her personality than her virginity.  

[antfitz]

2 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Matt acted like an ass throughout the "experiment" but I did like his fuck you stroll away from these judgmental people who have their own issues.

 And I didn't like that . I'm added Amber is embarrassed that you had sex with him, because goodness knows how many he had sex with while he was with her.  She should be tested right away.

Any of the women who saw this, will not want to have any kind of a serious relationship with him.

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, antfitz said:

 I hope he doesn't get another basketball job cause that's what he really wants. 

He wanted a music contract, but I think he blew his shot when he tried to 'perform'.

[Auntie]

Ooooh, one more  - sorry, can't get enough of Iris bashing....

"I and Keith are getting divorced."  

[sarkygal]

Keith’s final comment was pretty much code for “When someone else pops her cherry, I might be ok to slide in there.” 

[Crazy Bird Lady]

Matt, true to form, was a colossal ass to the end, and will probably remain that way for the rest of his (hopefully very short) life.

[brilliantbreakfast]

The worst people in this season are Matt, for obvious reasons, and Iris.

I hope that Matt never is able to get anyone to go out with him again, though I'm guessing he goes into bars and tells people he's a professional basketball player, and girls think they'll be on a reality show if they can snag him.  

And Iris....OMG, Iris.  Insisting that SHE doesn't have to do any introspection, that it's all about HER needs.  Even poor, pathetic Amber is going to look at what happened and hopefully stand up for what she wants next time.  But Iris...this woman is so invested in her coochie being some kind of holy grail that's too good for any man in the universe, that I think she's going to be alone and a virgin forever.

Good on Keith for refusing to play that game.

[antfitz]

7 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

At least the women are calling Matt out on his asshole behavior which is what the experts should have done. 

 Yes he needs to be told off any needs to be shamed  in public.  It's a feel the humiliation she felt.

2 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

He wanted a music contract, but I think he blew his shot when he tried to 'perform'.

A MUSIC CONTRACT??!! hahaha

2 minutes ago, Crazy Bird Lady said:

Matt, true to form, was a colossal ass to the end, and will probably remain that way for the rest of his (hopefully very short) life.

 I agree he was, and he won't change.