S09.E13: She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not

[VioletNevermind]

I am so absolutely sick of looking at Elizabeth’s big ol’ boobs in every other scene.  They’re like a third (and fourth?) party in the marriage with them.

Matt: “I want someone to have my back (but only from 5 p.m. to 11 p.m. because it’s half-price wing night at the bar tonight, so see ya!  Don’t wait up!).”

Edited September 5, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Kareem]

Like Iris’ virginity.  

[Straycat80]

And here’s Amber thinking her and Matt are 100% compatible. Is she forgetting all the pain he’s put her thru. These two deserve each other and they’re both idiots too. Geez, this show! 

[Ohwell]

I don't even want to think about Jamie and Beth and sex.

I love Matt's bullshit.  He's soooo good at it.

[Mercolleen]

46 minutes ago, PityFree said:

If I ever tell anyone “your penis was made for my vagina!” catch me with a big butterfly net and take me to get professional help.

Friend Elizabeth's reaction was gold.

Edited September 5, 2019 by Mercolleen
Fixed grammatical structure of relationship

[Ohwell]

Once again, shut the fuck up Iris.

[Kareem]

Iris doesn’t like hearing about obstacles...  She’ll be giving him the hairy eyeball the rest of the night.  

[Ohwell]

This marriage would never work for Keith and Iris because every time they would have an argument, she would remind him of the "sacrifice" she made by giving him her virginity.  

[Kareem]

If he stays, I hope it’s for reasons other than being grateful to her after his grandmother’s passing and whatnot.  

Edited September 5, 2019 by Kareem
Can’t watch and type.

[Ohwell]

So wait.  Jamie and Big Red are lovey dovey again? 

[Straycat80]

They are going to spend the night apart from their spouses.  So in other words a normal night for Matt. 

[Mercolleen]

I kind of want to have drinks with Deonna and friend and cousin.

[LilaFowler]

Iris is basically begging Keith to stay with her.

[LennieBriscoe]

Keith is going to be considering one thing only: Exactly how to say "No" in the gentlest way possible.  

[VioletNevermind]

4 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

So wait.  Jamie and Big Red are lovey dovey again? 

Give it a couple of minutes.  They’ll be tearing into each other again before too much longer!

My ass-kicking foot itches every time Jamie is on my screen.  I realize that Elizabeth is tough in general, but wow is he the king of passive-aggression.  

[Kareem]

Alarm bells went off when he said he knows she wants to be married but wasn’t sure she wanted to be married to him  Yikes.  

[PityFree]

 I love Sandy dog so much!

[Brooklynista]

Ugh! Amber's bedroom looks like Vera Bradley upchucked all over it.

[2727]

My guess is the only reason they showed Iris plainly telling her mother and friend that she wants to stay married is because Keith says no.

Edited September 5, 2019 by 2727

[PityFree]

 Matt was so over that hug from Amber after about two seconds. he wanted her to let go and leave. 

[Straycat80]

Why is Amber leaving? You know the minute she’s gone Matt will be out in a bar with his friends. 

[Kareem]

Is this the night Matt gets caught with a girl??

[Mercolleen]

Matt fucking sucks. FUCK YOU. Letting your roommate know when you're not coming home has nothing to do with "trust." It is common courtesy so they don't think you're dead in a ditch. I hate him.

[PityFree]

Does Keith have a scar on his chest? I never noticed that before.

[LennieBriscoe]

Man, that was a break-up hug between Matt and Amber if ever there was one. His sorrowful but resigned expression,  her crying,  the back-pats of "it'll all be okay." 

[Ohwell]

3 minutes ago, Kareem said:

Is this the night Matt gets caught with a girl??

What girl? (Says Amber with wide eyes).

[meligator]

So, Amber talking to Raven that we've seen ALL SEASON is held off to the last minute "cliffhanger" Curse you Lifetime, your editing sucks

[topanga]

24 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

I'm really tired of Beth and Jamie and their BS.

I think all of these couple have the coolest, most helpful friends. But Jamie obviously didn’t retain a word of what Beth’s friend said when he mentioned that she needs to feel connected emotionally before she wants to connect sexually. In Jamie’s mind, that means she’s not a sexual being. Huh?

42 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Iris, Iris, Iris.  You needed to put more than your heart into it, sweetie.  

I agree, BUT, Keith also doesn’t get to sit on his ass and wait for Iris to act the way he wants her to. She’s not a mind reader, and it’s not fair that he doesn’t talk to her specifically about his concerns. Stop saying sexual immaturity and emotional immaturity. Tell Iris that it’s not just about her withholding sex. She doesn’t even want to talk about sex, and that’s a problem. Or tell her he doesn’t like her grandma clip-on earrings. Give her something useful that she can learn from. 

[VioletNevermind]

Lame “secret,” TLC.  I could have told you this was happening!  Frankly, I would’ve been more surprised if Matt hadn’t been cheating.

Edited September 5, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody
NOT TLC! Lifetime! Sorry, I am so accustomed to the bullshit programming on TLC also!

[Brooklynista]

Oh Amber. Matt DID say he didn't want to be with you. Each and every time he didn't come home.

Edited September 5, 2019 by Brooklynista

[LilaFowler]

Amber is pathetic.

[Straycat80]

OMG! Amber is nuts if she stays with Matt. I can’t believe a school teacher is dumber than a box of rocks.

[CSunshine76]

Was this Amber and Raven scene re-enacted? She doesn’t seem at all shocked that  Matt was seen with another woman.  Say nothing about the fact she’s wearing completely different clothes than when she left to go to his place.

Do better editors.

[Ohwell]

Cry me a river Amber.  

Also, I wouldn't want a dude named Raven.  

[LennieBriscoe]

As others have mentioned, Amber Alert needs to look at the man who is right in front of her, there for her,  crying for her. 

And she can always call him "Bran Stark."

Edited September 5, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[Mercolleen]

I have never thought of a brewpub as being idea for a "romantic dinner." Did Amber get the memo of where they were meeting? That dress is ridiculous.

And Matt sucks.

[topanga]

6 minutes ago, meligator said:

So, Amber talking to Raven that we've seen ALL SEASON is held off to the last minute "cliffhanger" Curse you Lifetime, your editing sucks

Just now, Brooklynista said:

Oh Amber. Matt DID say he did t want to be with you. Each and every time he didn't come home.

If Raven had gone in for a kiss, and they started making out, this would be the best season ever. 

But Alas, poor Amber ends up in tears. Again.

What did Lizzo say? 

Quote

Come now, come dry your eyes
You know you a star, you can touch the sky
I know that it's hard but you have to try
If you need advice, let me simplify

If he don't love you anymore
Just walk your fine ass out the door

Walk, Amber. Walk!

[ShowFan]

42 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Jamie only got married to have sex on tap.

The basic Caucasian type

[Kareem]

3 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

I have never thought of a brewpub as being idea for a "romantic dinner." Did Amber get the memo of where they were meeting? That dress is ridiculous.

And Matt sucks.

He said the chicken wings for their anniversary dinner was indicative of their relationship.  Ayayay.  

[Ohwell]

3 minutes ago, Kareem said:

He said the chicken wings for their anniversary dinner was indicative of their relationship.  Ayayay.  

Well, he didn't lie.  

[Stinamaia]

Amber, it was there all along. 

‘Now it’s in 7 foot blinking letters and you still don’t want to believe it. 

You are doing this to yourself.  Please get help. 

[LennieBriscoe]

3 minutes ago, Kareem said:

He said the chicken wings for their anniversary dinner was indicative of their relationship.  Ayayay.  

Paltry, messy,  and on opposing sides. 

Edited September 5, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[Katie111]

Does Jamie own any shirts besides that blue v-neck?  He’s worn it about 1000 times this season.  He wears it to work out, sleeps in it, and dresses it up with a blazer. And he’s an ass. 

[Crazy Bird Lady]

49 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Yikes! Jamie just called Beth a tease. 

Yes, and he's full of shit. It's OK not to want sex every day of the week. It's also OK to prefer quality over quantity... and we all know that Jamie is a "quantity" kind of guy. (In fact, I'm pretty sure when he has sex, it's all about him.)

[sarkygal]

1 hour ago, LilaFowler said:

Deonna was on Unfiltered for the first time? I caught the end. Anything interesting?

She thought Amber should say get a divorce. Jamie said Iris & Keith were the least compatible (because of the sex). Cal declined to answer.

They all basically implied Matt's a lying punk. 

[topanga]

Just now, Crazy Bird Lady said:

Yes, and he's full of shit. It's OK not to want sex every day of the week. It's also OK to prefer quality over quantity... and we all know that Jamie is a "quantity" kind of guy. (In fact, I'm pretty sure when he has sex, it's all about him.)

Well he is basic and Caucasian...

2 minutes ago, Katie111 said:

And he’s an ass. 

And I’m sorry, but Deonna is too. Why does Greg have to sink a pool ball to be able to ask her questions about her feelings? And she still makes the answers all about herself. 

Greg continues to do 99% of the giving in this marriage. And that just isn’t fair. 

[Kareem]

6 minutes ago, topanga said:

...

And I’m sorry, but Deonna is too. Why does Greg have to sink a pool ball to be able to ask her questions about her feelings? And she still makes the answers all about herself. 

Greg continues to do 99% of the giving in this marriage. And that just isn’t fair. 

It was interesting to see him deliberating with his friend and in the TH. He seems like one of those loves to be loved guys.  Hoping she’ll eventually learn to snipe less if they stay together.  

[Kiss my mutt]

Jamie just gets softer every episode. I swear he’s about a B cup now. 

[Katie111]

How does Matt go out every night?  There has been no mention of his auto detailing business and he’s out for days at a time so it doesn’t appear that he’s working.  

Does Iris show any affection at all to Kieth?  It’s one thing to not be ready for sex but they can do everything but intercourse and still maintain her virginity.    I think since she has been unwilling to do anything Keith is going to break it off.  

I loved Deonna’s friends.  They were awesome and helped to really bring out her personality.  She needs to bring them around her husband more to show him more of her personality.  

Edited September 5, 2019 by Katie111

[shouldbedancing]

Poor Amber. Why did they ever put her on this show? Did she get new gray hairs? I bet she never asks Matt about this and says yes on decision day.