S09.E13: She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not

[Drogo]

With less than a week until decision day, the couples weigh the pros and cons of staying married or getting a divorce; when things finally start to look up for all four couples, a trust-shattering secret is revealed.

Airs 9/4/19.

[Auntie]

Oooohhhh, "a trust-shattering secret is revealed." Oh no, did Iris swallow a quarter AND a penny?????

[Ohwell]

I don't know, for some reason I think it involves Keith.  He's been too chill.

[Ilovepie]

1 hour ago, Ohwell said:

I don't know, for some reason I think it involves Keith.  He's been too chill.

Nah, this show is too boring for something actually that shocking. It's gotta be the whole Matt talking to a girl in the bar thing they've shown 200 times already........

[Retired at last]

Interesting that the title is SHE loves me/not. In most of these cases, HE loves me not would be more appropriate.

[Crazy Bird Lady]

2 hours ago, Retired at last said:

Interesting that the title is SHE loves me/not. In most of these cases, HE loves me not would be more appropriate.

Not for Greg and Deonna.

[Ohwell]

I can't stand to look at Jamie Otis and that hair.

Pastor Cal is full of shit.

[Retired at last]

Please keep the comments coming because I won't watch that ridiculous mean girl Jamie Otis.

[Ohwell]

I stopped watching Unfiltered.

[PityFree]

Now I want some grits. With cheese.

[LilaFowler]

Deonna was on Unfiltered for the first time? I caught the end. Anything interesting?

[meligator]

ATTN  Beth - your life will be infinitely better apart

[Kareem]

Deonna feels she was chosen for a reason.  She seems content.  Thought she looked gorgeous.  I’m no fan of her personality in general but she handled the time at Unfiltered well.  Thinks Matt and Amber should give it up. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Jamie O’s extensions get more and more obnoxious every week. Did she ever have that second baby?

[PityFree]

If I ever tell anyone “your penis was made for my vagina!” catch me with a big butterfly net and take me to get professional help.

Edited September 5, 2019 by PityFree

[Retired at last]

Who said that?????

[Straycat80]

So is this the filler episode? Maybe I’ll skip this one and just watch decision day Next  week. 

[PityFree]

2 minutes ago, Retired at last said:

Who said that?????

Big Red. Trying to charm Jamie.

[Retired at last]

I think most of this season has been filler episodes.

[PityFree]

I love Greg’s dry sense of humor. *call me, Greg!*

[VioletNevermind]

My poor Greg, so under-appreciated!  Seriously, does Deonna not realize how wonderful he is?!

[Ohwell]

I like Greg but he speaks in a kind of gobbledygook way that leaves me scratching my head and thinking "what did he just say?"

First Elizabeth, and now Deonna.  If I hear another person on this show say "between xxx and I," I'm going to scream. 

[Kareem]

I could look at Keith’s face all day.   js

[LilaFowler]

All of the participants need to be counseled by Keith's mom before Decision Day.

[VioletNevermind]

(Sexy) Keith knows good and well how Iris will decide.  You can see it in that (sexy) smirk on his (sexy) face.  He’s looking for a woman.  I don’t think Iris is that person for him. 

Edited September 5, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[LennieBriscoe]

There is no joy in Keithville tonight. Mighty Iris has struck out.

Edited September 5, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[meligator]

Iris has been open and vulnerable?

[Ohwell]

Shut the fuck up Iris.

[VioletNevermind]

Iris, Iris, Iris.  You needed to put more than your heart into it, sweetie.  

[LilaFowler]

Matt is so full of shit.

[Kareem]

And now we go from the quiet guy to the bag of bs guy...

[Retired at last]

When they get to the big trust shattering secret, please reveal it since the show doesn't start here for another 2 1/2 hours. I am guessing it will be the Matt and bar girl secret.

[Adeejay]

Poor Iris! I have a feeling she is going to get her heart smashed to smithereens.

[LennieBriscoe]

Matt needs to dribble his lame arse outta here! "We've been through some tough times..." YOU DIDN'T COME HOME!

"I just don't want to be with her all the time," said no newlywed man in love ever. 

And I can no longer take his unrelated-to-any-extant-language drawl.

[Ohwell]

2 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Poor Iris! I have a feeling she is going to get her heart smashed to smithereens.

Yeah but at least her vajayjay won't get smashed.

[Kareem]

Iris, the divorced virgin (?).   Good luck with that claim to fame.  

[2727]

Matt talking about it being so close to the end is the happiest I've seen him. 

[Ohwell]

I'm tired of Greg and Deonna acting like 12 year olds playing pool and bowling and shit.  Their relationship reminds me of the New Edition song called "Popcorn Love."

[PityFree]

OMG!!  Why didn’t you think about that double oven kitchen, Deonna!!!

[meligator]

Ah, poor Greg his heart has been smashed.

Edited September 5, 2019 by meligator

[LennieBriscoe]

Big Red is emphasizing  the "Big" at the table!

[Straycat80]

Wait...Beth is thanking Jamie for what? He called her names and left her how many times. And he’s thanking her for...oh never mind, these two deserve each other, they’re both idiots. 

[VioletNevermind]

Wow, it’s nice to see that Elizabeth treats such “amazing people” like absolute shit.  (Believe me, I’m not letting her lunk of a husband off the hook.  He’s an ass, too.)  If these two stay together, I just officially give up on this show.  

[PityFree]

Jamie only got married to have sex on tap.

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, meligator said:

Ah, poor Greg his hard has been smashed.

Either way,  a great typo or a great pun!

[Mercolleen]

1 hour ago, Retired at last said:

Please keep the comments coming because I won't watch that ridiculous mean girl Jamie Otis.

I actually started watching a couple of weeks ago because I like that she asks rude questions and is very blunt.

For example, the faces she made when they replayed Matt BSing everyone last week made me smile. Her extensions are very ridiculous though.

[LilaFowler]

I'm really tired of Beth and Jamie and their BS.

[LennieBriscoe]

WTH does Jamie MEAN,  Elizabeth is "not a sexual being"?! Does he think he's saying "sensual"??

She's thinking, "Stop looking me in the eyes!"

[Adeejay]

Yikes! Jamie just called Beth a tease. 

[Kareem]

I originally thought this was D Day.  Looks like they’re gonna hem and haw for an hour and a half.

I think Red just called SEX! SEX! SEX!’s bluff.