S02.E25: Felony Fantasy

[hoosiermom]

Cheryl stuns her mother with a bombshell about her felon fiancé; Lacey risks all for Shane's release; Andrea freaks out when Lamondre blows up; Angela worries Tony may not show up; Lizzy's sister warns her about Daniel; Vince learns the truth.

 

[Jade Foxx]

I watch trash tv for entertainment, not to be horrified!

Most of these women have children  Get CPS on the line.

Vincent is either developmentally delayed, or has a TBI. Fight me. 

Anorexic chick obsessed with serial killers. What’s up with her gaunt looking dad? Is it genetic? SHE BOUGHT HER OWN ENGAGEMENT RING Y’ALL

The plastic chick is a mess. Girl, YOUR FACE. She acts like she just got caught up in this threesome. You consciously sought this out, moron. 

Good lord I’m rooting for Angela. Though I’d like to know what kind of “mental health therapist” she is...and why she doesn’t utilize her dental benefits

Please tell me this is all scripted for our viewing pleasure. PLEASE 😩

Edited August 24, 2019 by Jade Foxx

[hoosiermom]

I think the girl studying serial killers is doing so to become one! She really creeps me out.

[cooksdelight]

She was standing there hoping that Ted Kaczynski would spot her outside!!!

He gets lots of mail.

https://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-nws-nj-student-essay-unabomber-20180203-story.html

She is mentally off, so is Vincent and Lacey. I feel so sorry for the kids of these lunatics.

[OoogleEyes]

Andrea's sister is her manager? Managing what? Is Andrea a supastahhhhh?

Lizzy - those were your friend's drugs. Uh huh 

All of these women petting their scaggy hair drives me nuts. 

Vincent's mother should have gone along with him, because he is not making good choices. 

Edited August 24, 2019 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Lacey's fillers are giving me the heebie jeebies. And that scraggy hair! Yikes. Blond trumps healthy or shiny, I guess. 

Andrea is just doing this for publicity for her "sunglasses line", right? Her Marty Feldman eyeballs are a treat to see though. 

Lizzy's full of shit, full stop. She's dying to get with her ex con boyfriend so they can party it up together. 

Poor Vincent is dumb as a rock. 

So. Many. Snaggleteeth. 

Angela's only in her forties? Girl looks rough. I'm well over sixty and I look positively youthful in comparison. 

[Maybeitsme]

Boy Angela is hot to trot with Tony. How embarrassing that he just wants a steak 

I kinda  feel sorry for serial killer fan she seems to have a sad life

The druggie couple will probably go the way of Traci and Clint.  They don't seem very serious 

This plastic chic really kills me. I hate to hear her talk, ugh. She really only cares about one thing, herself!!

None of these people need children. Terrible 

[DiamondGirl]

Andrea is really poking the bear with defying the “kingpin”.  I hope he’s all talk with the threats.  Gotta say she does have a nice body.  And her sunglasses cover her eyes - good career choice?

I wonder if serial killer fanatic’s dad is a cancer patient or something.  He really doesn’t look well, and there was a wheelchair there.  It seemed different from her mother’s just-a-bit-trashy look.

So many of the parents are hostages of their idiot daughters because they love their grandchildren.

[psychoticstate]

I haven't watched all of the epi yet but I can't keep myself from commenting.

Skinny chick (Cheryl?) who thinks bankrobber felon (Josh?) is hot - - you've sent him $30K, bought you own engagement ring but you've duct taped your steering wheel?  Girl.  

I just about fell out when her mom told her flat out the third (I think?) wedding dress she tried on was ugly. Ha!  It was.   Not a coincidence it's also the one her mom picked out for her.

Angela's picking-up-Tony outfit was better this time around.  Last time she looked like she was going to pull weeds in her yard.   Add me to the list of folks who are mystified by her dental situation (very distracting.)  Maybe she and Lamondre  can get some kind of group deal.

Speaking of, if Lamondre is funding Andrea's lifestyle, matching her salary, etc. he's got to still be in the game.   I mean, he used a public defender for some of his court cases (he's got quite a few convictions.)  If he had money, I don't think he'd qualify for a public defender.  So something strange is afoot at the Circle K.  

[dsteele]

Most of the shlubs on this show send money to their loved ones on the inside. Cheryl claims she has spent 30K on Josh. Last season, Scott said he'd spent 90K+ on Lizzie.

Now here is Andrea who claims that her bae is supporting her and providing the capital to start and run her business. Considering that the average wage for an inmate is less than $1/hr. where is he getting his money? Gee, I just can't imagine.

Maybe they let you sell Amway while incarcerated? 😝

Edited August 24, 2019 by dsteele
We must have been doing a mind meld there, psychoticstate. LOL

[Empress1]

10 hours ago, Jade Foxx said:

SHE BOUGHT HER OWN ENGAGEMENT RING Y’ALL

The plastic chick is a mess. Girl, YOUR FACE. She acts like she just got caught up in this threesome. You consciously sought this out, moron. 

But he picked it out! That's something! [eyeroll]

Lacey is ridiculous. This is a CHOICE she's making. Boo hoo, I just HAD to cheat on  my convict fiance with another convict! However did this happen? GIRL SHUT UP.

I feel bad for the 22-year-old we met this episode with the dude who got locked up a week after she met him and she hasn't seen him since (by choice). I don't know why I feel bad for her, but I do. Maybe because she's young. The fact that she stayed with him instead of cutting her losses makes me wonder what's going on with her. She knew him for a week when she was 19. Why was that not an "Oh well, good luck" moment for her?

Line of the episode: "I'm not runnin' a hooch house here!"

There was a point where Vincent was in the car and his mouth was hanging open and I thought, what is wrong with him? He was a literal slack-jawed yokel at that moment.

[RealReality]

It's an amazing idea to leave your kids with anyone who has been clear that they do not want to watch your kids.  

I don't care what the reason is, find a babysitter or keep your butt at home.  

Also, why does this bitch not know how to say the names of the criminals she is so obsessed with?

[RealReality]

12 hours ago, Jade Foxx said:

I watch trash tv for entertainment, not to be horrified!

Most of these women have children  Get CPS on the line.

Vincent is either developmentally delayed, or has a TBI. Fight me. 

Anorexic chick obsessed with serial killers. What’s up with her gaunt looking dad? Is it genetic? SHE BOUGHT HER OWN ENGAGEMENT RING Y’ALL

The plastic chick is a mess. Girl, YOUR FACE. She acts like she just got caught up in this threesome. You consciously sought this out, moron. 

Good lord I’m rooting for Angela. Though I’d like to know what kind of “mental health therapist” she is...and why she doesn’t utilize her dental benefits

Please tell me this is all scripted for our viewing pleasure. PLEASE 😩

LOL....slow vince. 

Amber picked the right mark because you can almost see him struggle to think.  

She straight up calls puppy wife....and they were in prison and slept in the same bed....but they didn't fuck.  Okay then, she must have stuck with the first dummy to buy that story.  

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, dsteele said:

Most of the shlubs on this show send money to their loved ones on the inside. Cheryl claims she has spent 30K on Josh. Last season, Scott said he'd spent 90K+ on Lizzie.

Now here is Andrea who claims that her bae is supporting her and providing the capital to start and run her business. Considering that the average wage for an inmate is less than $1/hr. where is he getting his money? Gee, I just can't imagine.

Maybe they let you sell Amway while incarcerated? 😝

This dumb bitch.  

Who the hell is buying these sunglasses when you can easily buy them 2 for $10 at a mall kiosk?

And why the hell would her sales go up based on her posing nude? Was she giving away a nude pic with a pair of sunglasses?  Even if she was, there has to be better free nude content out there. 

This dumb bird has to be laundering lamonts drug money through "eyeclass" and selling these .59 sunglasses for like $200 a pair in cash.  I just can't figure out how else she comes by her attitude.

Because from where I sit, those kids aren't his, they aren't married and he is paying her bills and funding her lifestyle.  If she is doing nothing in return, then yeah....he can control you with money.  Don't like it?  Find a real job and pay your own bills. 

I cannot believe her and her weird eyes keep putting this drug dealer's business out in the streets.

I also cannot believe that with all that money she wore that tired wig to a photoshoot. 

Edited August 24, 2019 by RealReality

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Lizzy's full of shit, full stop. She's dying to get with her ex con boyfriend so they can party it up together. 

Poor Vincent is dumb as a rock. 

So. Many. Snaggleteeth. 

Angela's only in her forties? Girl looks rough. I'm well over sixty and I look positively youthful in comparison. 

LOL, I never even looked at Angela's age because I just knew it was like 59 and that she looked 5-10 years older than that because she is a smoker.  

I love that these shows allow participants to claim their aspirational age.  

Her front tooth can't even get all the way in.  There has to be a dental program to help her out at little to no cost. 

I won't get too into the weeds, but Lizzie coming out of her situation with barely a slap on the wrist is what people talk about when they say that some people are privileged when it comes to their interactions with the criminal justice system.  She probably didn't visit him in prison because they couldn't do drugs in the visiting room.  

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, psychoticstate said:

I haven't watched all of the epi yet but I can't keep myself from commenting.

Speaking of, if Lamondre is funding Andrea's lifestyle, matching her salary, etc. he's got to still be in the game.   I mean, he used a public defender for some of his court cases (he's got quite a few convictions.)  If he had money, I don't think he'd qualify for a public defender.  So something strange is afoot at the Circle K.  

I suspect he has assets in someone else's name.  Momma perhaps? 

Why the hell Andrea is up here on national TV giving away her golden goose's business secrets?  Girl, loose lips sink ships!

2 hours ago, Maybeitsme said:

Boy Angela is hot to trot with Tony. How embarrassing that he just wants a steak 

I kinda  feel sorry for serial killer fan she seems to have a sad life

The druggie couple will probably go the way of Traci and Clint.  They don't seem very serious 

This plastic chic really kills me. I hate to hear her talk, ugh. She really only cares about one thing, herself!!

None of these people need children. Terrible 

He wanted a steak instead of a BJ!  I might have understood him turning down straight sex because that requires some effort on his part....but a BJ?  That had to be a blow to the ego (pun intended!)

Maybe it was those teeth?

Edited August 24, 2019 by RealReality

[OoogleEyes]

41 minutes ago, RealReality said:

It's an amazing idea to leave your kids with anyone who has been clear that they do not want to watch your kids.  

Did she say that she was going to be away for three months??

Her kids are probably better off with Gramma and PopPop

[RealReality]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Did she say that she was going to be away for three months??

Her kids are probably better off with Gramma and PopPop

The kids are, but

a) that's not pop pop and grandma's responsibility, if he said no that should be that

b) pop pop looks....frail, at best, and her kids are young.  Forcing him to watch two young children at his age and apparent level of health for three months is unfair to him and her kids 

c) when people say "no" but are forced or guilted into doing something anyway, they are likely to, subconsciously or otherwise, build up some resentment that isn't good for them or the kids.  

If she has money for a wedding dress and engagement ring she has money to pay someone to watch her kids for three months.  I suspect she has a lifetime of making poor decisions and therefore cannot drop either or both kids off with their father. 

I know it probably sounds harsh, but those are her children and her responsibility.  Foisting them on someone who doesn't want to watch them for three months is such a fantastically selfish and asshole move that it is hard to fathom....even from the poor decision makers on this show. 

[Azanscrazyhair]

18 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Did she say that she was going to be away for three months??

Her kids are probably better off with Gramma and PopPop

She absolutely did say 3 months.   I fell over.    I would never leave my son for bank robber d**k.  Hell I feel guilty traveling for work.    Isn't she going to miss her kids.  SMH. I just don't get it.

And Vincent, shhhhh, Amber is gay.  The end. 

[Cammi]

Wow, after almost two years, we meet finally Angela’s infamous Tony. Seems a decent guy but they won’t last. This show is dissolving into the kind of trashy territory I can’t handle. Not fun to even snark on these couples. The people are not interesting, and their combined IQ is less than my shoe size. I remember watching the first season of Bridezillas and loving it. It was back before all the wedding porn had really taken over. I really loved seeing real brides pick out things for their weddings and trying on the nice dresses, working with a budget, and loved seeing the venues. Their attitudes bordered bitchy/stressful but I could sympathize with their stress. And shortly after that first season it dissolved into a level of trash that was just not entertaining for me. When they started showing the brides that couldn’t even afford hamburger meat and rice for the reception, it just got sad instead of fun. 

This season of Love After Lockup is just ridiculously infuriating with all the single mothers and/or serial killer looking prison groupie men.  Honestly I don’t think I’ll be watching it. 

Lemondre’s name reminds me of that old “Lemon jello” name joke.

That kardashian wanna be’s vocal fry is making my head explode. Her choice of clothing..... is very early 00’s.... Oh but her “kids mean everything!” As they all say while walking out the door to pick up a man in prison they never met before, who probably held people at gun point. Not judging inmates per say, I have a relative in the Feds (non violent crime, in a camp with no fence), but these folks are using the prison system as their personal dating pool! Very strange to do with “kids that mean the world to me”. Smdh 

[Persnickety1]

13 hours ago, Jade Foxx said:

I watch trash tv for entertainment, not to be horrified!

Most of these women have children  Get CPS on the line.

Vincent is either developmentally delayed, or has a TBI. Fight me. 

Anorexic chick obsessed with serial killers. What’s up with her gaunt looking dad? Is it genetic? SHE BOUGHT HER OWN ENGAGEMENT RING Y’ALL

The plastic chick is a mess. Girl, YOUR FACE. She acts like she just got caught up in this threesome. You consciously sought this out, moron. 

Good lord I’m rooting for Angela. Though I’d like to know what kind of “mental health therapist” she is...and why she doesn’t utilize her dental benefits

Please tell me this is all scripted for our viewing pleasure. PLEASE 😩

I love your entire post!  😄  

If I were to venture a guess, it would be that she's a recovering addict and provides counseling to other addicts, maybe for a shelter or an AA/NA-type program.  I'm also going to guess she probably has minimal, if any, benefits.  I'm not even sure a certificate is required for a lot of those types of counseling positions.  She probably does something akin to what Gamblin' Ronald is going to (supposedly) be doing on 90 Days: The Other Way if you watch that shitshow.  

All of the participants are batshit crazy this season.  A couple of them seemed relatively normal last season but let's face it.  There is something very fundamentally dysfunctional with these people who seek out prisoners with whom to establish relationships, so their freak flags sprout pretty quickly.  This season they're all clearly batshit crazy right out of the gate.

BTW, anybody else notice Miss Serial Killer sounded like she was changing her story in last night's episode?  In the first episode, she claimed she had coincidentally stumbled upon her inmate when researching a paper about serial killers for school (which I knew was utter bullshit).  Then last night she made mention of wanting a prison pen pal and finding this bank robbing assclown.  Which I'm pretty sure is what we posters had concluded anyway.  

I find the need to grab a couple of Excedrin Migraine whenever Vincent is on my screen.  My head starts to hurt just watching him try to formulate and express a thought.  The wheel might be spinning but the proverbial hamster is dead with that one.    

And that blond....oy, dumping her kids to go chase convicts.  What a pillar of motherhood.  

And then Miss Serial Killer dumping her kids for THREE MONTHS to go chase her convict dream.  

I look for both of them to someday have their own very special episode of any number of ID Discovery programs.  Hopefully they both keep their children far away from their escapades.  Ugh.  

Edited August 24, 2019 by Persnickety1

[Persnickety1]

21 minutes ago, Cammi said:

Wow, after almost two years, we meet finally Angela’s infamous Tony. Seems a decent guy but they won’t last. This show is dissolving into the kind of trashy territory I can’t handle. Not fun to even snark on these couples. The people are not interesting, and their combined IQ is less than my shoe size. I remember watching the first season of Bridezillas and loving it. It was back before all the wedding porn had really taken over. I really loved seeing real brides pick out things for their weddings and trying on the nice dresses, working with a budget, and loved seeing the venues. Their attitudes bordered bitchy/stressful but I could sympathize with their stress. And shortly after that first season it dissolved into a level of trash that was just not entertaining for me. When they started showing the brides that couldn’t even afford hamburger meat and rice for the reception, it just got sad instead of fun. 

This season of Love After Lockup is just ridiculously infuriating with all the single mothers and/or serial killer looking prison groupie men.  Honestly I don’t think I’ll be watching it. 

Lemondre’s name reminds me of that old “Lemon jello” name joke.

That kardashian wanna be’s vocal fry is making my head explode. Her choice of clothing..... is very early 00’s.... Oh but her “kids mean everything!” As they all say while walking out the door to pick up a man in prison they never met before, who probably held people at gun point. Not judging inmates per say, I have a relative in the Feds (non violent crime, in a camp with no fence), but these folks are using the prison system as their personal dating pool! Very strange to do with “kids that mean the world to me”. Smdh 

Ditto on Bridezillas.  I enjoyed the first season but after that every single episode was some bitch acting totally over-the-top outrageous just to ensure a spot on the show.  Kind of like Catfish on MTV turned into a bunch of catfishers/catfishees really just looking to get on TV to promote their half-assed DJ businesses or other fuckery.  

I do hope this show doesn't go down that route.  So far I'm really enjoying this season but that's only because it's at an even higher level of crazy than the first season.  

[cooksdelight]

1 hour ago, RealReality said:

Maybe it was those teeth?

That would be like getting a blow job from a hungry wolverine, sharp razor teeth.

[Spike]

Andrea if you want to be independent don’t live off the dude’s money.

[Persnickety1]

3 hours ago, Empress1 said:

There was a point where Vincent was in the car and his mouth was hanging open and I thought, what is wrong with him? He was a literal slack-jawed yokel at that moment.

Oh yeah, I saw that and any doubt that he was a mouth-breathing neanderthal was erased.

I need to watch him walk more closely to see if he drags his knuckles as well.  

[configdotsys]

OMG this show is back? I'm so confused with all these versions of shows... was this the first episode of this new season? I don't want to read the comments above mine until I see the show but have no clue how much I've missed.

[RealReality]

9 minutes ago, configdotsys said:

OMG this show is back? I'm so confused with all these versions of shows... was this the first episode of this new season? I don't want to read the comments above mine until I see the show but have no clue how much I've missed.

I had this problem too.  This is a "new season" in that there are new participants BUT it's numbered as a continuation of season 2.

So the first episode of the "new" season is season 2 episode 24.  This thread is for the second episode of the "new" season....season 2 episode 25

This episode is the one where the woman with googly eyes (tm - someone else) confusingly does a photoshoot clad in nothing but body paint and the world's saddest and rattiest blonde weave.  

Edited August 24, 2019 by RealReality

[sempervivum]

1 hour ago, Persnickety1 said:

All of the participants are batshit crazy this season.  A couple of them seemed relatively normal last season but let's face it.

Yeah. Seeing Caitlyn in the follow up segment after last night's episode reminded me that some of those folks seemed kinda normal. This season, the only normals are Vincent (in a stupid kind of way) and Angela (in a desperate for a man, any man, kind of way). The rest are clearly nuts or fame whoring.

Andrea's sunglasses were hideous and her sister/manager has a better figure than she does. That whole phone blowup with Grillface was so scripted it was laughable.

Serial Killer Fan has low standards as a serial killer fan. Kaczynski only killed 3 people, surely Sheryl can crush on somebody with a higher body count. Maybe she can persuade Bank Robber to raise his game.

Angela was probably kind of cute 25 years ago, and she has nice hair, but wearing sunscreen in Mississippi would have been a real good idea. Also going to a dentist.

Lacey is a monster of neediness. I look forward to both jailbirds rejecting her.

1 hour ago, Cammi said:

Her choice of clothing..... is very early 00’s....

As is her gooey nude lipgloss.

New girl whose name I can't remember seems to have her life together (no time for anything but school and work), yet wants to hang with anger-issues druggie guy. She has major secrets, hmm, do tell. 

[Farley]

Thank you Hoosiermom for making this thread. I don't think I could handle this show without reading everyone's excellent and hilarious comments. This is definitely the ugliest, craziest,  skankiest group of participants I've seen on this show!  

For everyone not buying Serial Killer Lover's comment on finding her bank robber, there's a shot when she showed doing her research that she"s clearly on a prison dating site. I can't remember the name of it, but it's been used by most of the participants.  It's in the 1st episode if anyone wants to see it.  

[Persnickety1]

5 minutes ago, Farley said:

Thank you Hoosiermom for making this thread. I don't think I could handle this show without reading everyone's excellent and hilarious comments. This is definitely the ugliest, craziest,  skankiest group of participants I've seen on this show!  

For everyone not buying Serial Killer Lover's comment on finding her bank robber, there's a shot when she showed doing her research that she"s clearly on a prison dating site. I can't remember the name of it, but it's been used by most of the participants.  It's in the 1st episode if anyone wants to see it.  

Good catch, @Farley!  

So much for that researching a paper for school.  

Now that I've typed that, I just became curious to what schooling she could possibly be undertaking where she could walk away for THREE MONTHS of chasing prison dick instead of using that time to study.  

What a delusional hosebeast.   

[LucyEth]

I don't know which is worse watching Andrea work those crazy eyes or listening to her weird way of speaking.   Skinny serial killer girl tells her mom she loves this guy cause he treats her like a Princess. Really?  He is in jail, he is not treating you like or to anything.  He is only taking all your money that should be for your children.  What a moron.  Boy you really cannot fix stupid and desperate.  Plastic Lacey is just a pig and a terrible mother as is serial killer girl.  Vince is not right, something is up with him and I find Amber and her love for her "bitch" puppy disturbing.  This bunch is hard to follow and hard to watch.

Angela pawing at Tony was pretty pathetic.  

Edited August 24, 2019 by LucyEth

[SevenCostanza]

1 hour ago, LucyEth said:

Skinny serial killer girl tells her mom she loves this guy cause he treats her like a Princess. Really?

But he picked out the ring he wanted her to buy from him with her own money. He looooves her!

Speaking of love did you hear Angela tell Tony "I love you" ?   His response "Alright" .

[RealReality]

6 minutes ago, SevenCostanza said:

But he picked out the ring he wanted her to buy from him with her own money. He looooves her!

Speaking of love did you hear Angela tell Tony "I love you" ?   His response "Alright" .

In a perfect world, Angela and Scott from season 1 would be a couple.  

I think they are pretty well matched in terms of desperation, delusion and dental care. 

[cooksdelight]

I’ve got Serial Killer Fan beat. Eric Rudolph used to live down the road from my Dad. Dad’s house was searched, along with everyone else in the vicinity, once they figured out where he had been. I’ve taken people down the road to where his mobile home used to be. I think he’s in the same prison as Kaczynsky. Maybe we can share gas expenses.

(Please know I am kidding and sarcastic, K?)

[Maybeitsme]

2 hours ago, LucyEth said:

I don't know which is worse watching Andrea work those crazy eyes or listening to her weird way of speaking.   Skinny serial killer girl tells her mom she loves this guy cause he treats her like a Princess. Really?  He is in jail, he is not treating you like or to anything.  He is only taking all your money that should be for your children.  What a moron.  Boy you really cannot fix stupid and desperate.  Plastic Lacey is just a pig and a terrible mother as is serial killer girl.  Vince is not right, something is up with him and I find Amber and her love for her "bitch" puppy disturbing.  This bunch is hard to follow and hard to watch.

Angela pawing at Tony was pretty pathetic.  

Yes this is a pathetic group for sure. Someone in production deserves a raise.  

[cooksdelight]

50 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Someone in production deserves a raise.  

Deserves a kick in the ass. For putting children on camera, some of whom are in school. Or pre-school. They will be bullied, trust me. This is not going to end well.

[Azanscrazyhair]

So had Cheryl even discussed going to Colorado for THREE MONTHS with her parents?  Her Dad asked what about the babies and she shrugged I'll leave them here.   How can you plan a trip without securing childcare?????

Me and my husband are planning a 25th anniversary trip and although it's 2 years away I already asked my sister to stay with our son.  And it will be a week,  not months. 

[RealReality]

11 minutes ago, Azanscrazyhair said:

So had Cheryl even discussed going to Colorado for THREE MONTHS with her parents?  Her Dad asked what about the babies and she shrugged I'll leave them here.   How can you plan a trip without securing childcare?????

Me and my husband are planning a 25th anniversary trip and although it's 2 years away I already asked my sister to stay with our son.  And it will be a week,  not months. 

And the thing is....if for some weird reason your sister had said no....you would have moved on right?

I wouldn't be surprised if she had blackmailed them into watching her kids by essentially threatening to leave them at the salvation army or with some drug addict friend.  

ETA: congratulations! In advance!

Edited August 25, 2019 by RealReality

[JDAlexander]

I really do not know which stench is stronger on this show--desperation or stupidity.  They both reek.

Not wanting to offend anyone and trying to put this delicately, but I have a gut feeling that "Andrea" was born "Andrew."  Just a feeling.......

One thing this show has taught us all--we definitely need more English teachers and more dentists in our world.

$100 says Angela is an LCDC--Licensed Chemical Dependency Counselor.   Doesn't require a degree, but does require about 4000 hours of working with addicts and alcoholics in order to be certified.

Edited August 25, 2019 by JDAlexander

[Big a little bit]

My 22 year old daughter and I both Laughed at Sheryl’s “I researched serial killers” then meet an inmate.com photo came up haha!  Also with the “he bought me a ring” we both said...with your own money! And then said she did.  What a tool.  Love her dad though.  He speaks the truth.

[Azanscrazyhair]

34 minutes ago, RealReality said:

And the thing is....if for some weird reason your sister had said no....you would have moved on right?

I wouldn't be surprised if she had blackmailed them into watching her kids by essentially threatening to leave them at the salvation army or with some drug addict friend.  

ETA: congratulations! In advance!

Thanks and yes,  we would have scrapped the plan.   As I mentioned on a 90 Day thread, I'm a reasonable person who really does put my kid first.  Shocking. I know.   

[Azanscrazyhair]

26 minutes ago, JDAlexander said:

I really do not know which stench is stronger on this show--desperation or stupidity.  They both reek.

Not wanting to offend anyone and trying to put this delicately, but I have a gut feeling that "Andrea" was born "Andrew."  Just a feeling.......

One thing this show has taught us all--we definitely need more English teachers and more dentists in our world.

$100 says Angela is an LCDC--Licensed Chemical Dependency Counselor.   Doesn't require a degree, but does require about 4000 hours of working with addicts and alcoholics in order to be certified.

I agree about Angela.  I was in therapy for 1.5 years and silly me I needed a reasonable person to put me on the track.    Angela isn't it..

[hookedontv]

These people are tough to watch, from a purely shallow perspective (ew is all I can say, so many bad teeth, wrinkles, fillers, ugly wigs, general dirty appearance) and a lack of common sense perspective. 

If any of the 90 Day Fiancé international folks watched this show, they might see that not all Americans are rich lol. 

[heatherchandler]

22 hours ago, psychoticstate said:

Speaking of, if Lamondre is funding Andrea's lifestyle, matching her salary, etc. he's got to still be in the game.   I mean, he used a public defender for some of his court cases (he's got quite a few convictions.)  If he had money, I don't think he'd qualify for a public defender.  So something strange is afoot at the Circle K.  

I love you for this!

[Empress1]

19 hours ago, Cammi said:

I remember watching the first season of Bridezillas and loving it. It was back before all the wedding porn had really taken over. I really loved seeing real brides pick out things for their weddings and trying on the nice dresses, working with a budget, and loved seeing the venues. Their attitudes bordered bitchy/stressful but I could sympathize with their stress. And shortly after that first season it dissolved into a level of trash that was just not entertaining for me. When they started showing the brides that couldn’t even afford hamburger meat and rice for the reception, it just got sad instead of fun. 

I felt the same way about Bridezillas. When it descended into "let's mock poor people," I was done.

Anyone think Amber and her "wifey" are scamming Vince?

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, Empress1 said:

I felt the same way about Bridezillas. When it descended into "let's mock poor people," I was done.

Anyone think Amber and her "wifey" are scamming Vince?

Hmmm, I could see that. 

I mean normally I'd think probably not because a regular con would require you hide the "other woman" 

But Vince is such a fucking dim bulb that it's really not necessary for amber to hide her....wife.  

He was/is in the military.  I can't remember if he said he currently had a job, but I think the military would take a very, very dim view of a solider on a reality show called "love after lockup" so I don't know if he is active duty.  

He seems pretty excited about being "in government security" or whatever so if he isn't in the military I would imagine it's due to a medical discharge or he was forced out.  If true, he would get a good monthly paycheck that the two of them could exploit.  

Edited August 25, 2019 by RealReality

[AZChristian]

1 hour ago, Empress1 said:

Anyone think Amber and her "wifey" are scamming Vince?

Helen Keller AND Stevie Wonder can see that one coming.

28 minutes ago, RealReality said:

He was/is in the military.

In "reality show language," this might mean he's a janitor on an army base.

[RealReality]

5 hours ago, AZChristian said:

Helen Keller AND Stevie Wonder can see that one coming.

In "reality show language," this might mean he's a janitor on an army base.

LOL, I feel like being a janitor might require too much intelligence for Vince......like he might end up drowning in a bucket of mop water or something. 

And aww @AZChristian, it's good to see you here.  Miss you on the 90 DF forums.

Edited August 25, 2019 by RealReality

[AZChristian]

32 minutes ago, RealReality said:

And aww @AZChristian, it's good to see you here.  Miss you on the 90 DF forums.

Aww . . . thanks!!!  I must confess to taking a peek at the show once in awhile, but I just canNOT let myself be sucked back into that vortex of whatthehelledness.

[IvySpice]

I love you all more than the children I don’t have. I could never spend three months away from you.

How do the camera people keep from cracking up? There is no way I could be in Lacey’s presence without doubling over laughing.